Chapter 330: Fighting Wits and Courage (Unilateral)
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Facing Chen Tingzhi, who had restrained his momentum, Jotaro and Joseph secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and invariably reached out and pulled the collar, fanned the wind, and blew their shirts wet with cold sweat.
"Your dad is almost home." Joanna was playing with her mobile phone, and sent a text message to her husband Chen Weiqi before, and now she has received a reply, and said with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Oh, my son-in-law is coming back, hahahaha..." Joseph laughed and reached out and touched the back of his head, "It's just right, I'm sitting on my butt a little numb, and I want to get up and walk, so I'll go out and have a look and chat with my son-in-law who I haven't seen for a long time." ”
"No need Dad, I'm back." The face is stiff and indifferent, like a zombie, but his eyes are full of a gentle look like sugar water, this is Chen Tingzhi's father Chen Weiqi, a university professor and a professor of archaeology, his face was once in the experience of a tomb investigation when he was young, after being bitten by the Gu worm used by the tomb owner to guard the tomb, the facial nerve damage caused by poisoning.
An oceanographer (boxing champion JOJO) who can shoot the power of a shotgun with one punch, and a real estate tycoon (mouth escape old man) who can still compete with young people at the age of seventy and can still be compared to young people and flicker, pickle girls and mouth cannons, plus a variety of professional knowledge and practical experience (?). More abundant archaeologists (the cause of the annihilation), Chen Tingzhi feels that this family has formed a Cthulhu kicking group.
"My uncle seems to have bought a lot of vegetables." Jotaro looked at Chen Weiqi's two bags of vegetables in his left hand and two bags of fish in his right hand, reached out and pushed the brim of his hat, raised his eyes, and glanced at this old brother who had teamed up and participated in many mysterious events together, and exchanged glances.
"Hahaha, there's a guest at home... Chen Weiqi opened his mouth and let out a string of laughter, but his expression was still cold and arrogant, if it weren't for the natural and cheerful look in his eyes, no one could see that he was really laughing happily.
"Hahaha, then let me go, I think I was a master chef at the beginning!" Joseph stood up, took the vegetables and fish from Chen Weiqi's hand, and pretended to exchange glances casually, completing the exchange of information between the three of them.
Nicholas Chen has the illusion that a group of unreliable players who are running a group have directly completed the exchange and communication of information in the scene outside the game, and designed a plan to test and expel him, the two fools who are "possessed by the outer gods".
"Oops, oops, that's enough. Old man, don't we know your craft? I'd better leave it to my uncle, I'm not like I have to spend the night in the hospital on the first day of my visit to my aunt's house. After Jotaro and Chen Weiqi glanced at each other, they moved their eyes in understanding, and then spoke.
"Yes, yes, when you grow so big, it's all the servants and cooks at home who cook, and I've never seen Dad go to the kitchen, so forget it." Joanna mends the knife.
"Tsk, what an unlovely bunch of kids." Joseph pursed his lips, turned his head to look at Ting Chen, and began the first temptation, "Hey, Ting Zhi, do you know how to cook?" If not, just learn it with your dad, and you will definitely be able to use it in the future! For example, when a person lives independently, he also cooks for his beloved girl or something. ”
When Chen Tingzhi heard this, he was stunned for a moment, indeed, he has been reincarnated for so long, and as a result, other protagonists can basically use cooking skills to flirt with girls, but what about himself, after so long, he has no intention of studying this thing at all, let alone cooking, many life skills, in fact, he is not proficient.
Am I a wasted person? Chen Tingzhi thought about it for a while, and felt that he didn't actually need these life skills, breathing can extract energy and matter from the air to "eat", and the spiritual aura on the body will be swept away, and all the garbage will be bounced off and then destroyed, even if things are broken and clothes are torn, it would be good to directly use the rules to go back in time.
Well, I'm not a wasted person, but the skills I learn are too high-end. Therefore, for Joseph's grandfather's suggestion to let him learn to cook, Chen Tingzhi decided to refuse: "Forget it, if you live alone in the future, you can go out to eat and order takeout, as long as a man masters instant noodles, his cooking skills are enough." As for cooking for your beloved girl, it is better to take her to a high-end western restaurant, or you can go to a farmhouse. ”
"Ahahahaha, this kid really has ideas." Joseph was embarrassed and quietly glanced at Jotaro with his eyes: "KUSO! Jotaro, my first temptation failed, so it's impossible for me to pick up the salt from the kitchen and sprinkle it on Thunder's head to test if he's a ghost, right? ’
'Oops, oops, that's enough!' Jotaro sighed helplessly, and was about to speak, when he saw Chen Tingzhi get up and walk into the kitchen, pour himself a glass of water, and then open the cupboard by the way, add a little salt and sugar to the cup, and mix it into a cup of salted boiling water.
Joanna saw Nicholas Chen's movements and asked a little strangely, "Why did you suddenly start drinking this salted boiled water?" ”
"It's quicker to hydrate this way. Didn't I drink much water yesterday? Then this morning I only drank half a bottle of Coke, so my mouth was a little dry. Chen Tingzhi pushed away some salt grains on the side of the cup with his fingers, and then drank the salt boiling water in the cup in his hand.
'Surprise! At least it proves that Thunder is not possessed by a ghost! Joseph was surprised and surprised by Nicholas Chan's actions, as well as strange and suspicious.
'This guy is not simple! Jotaro suddenly had the feeling that his own group had been thoroughly seen through by this young man in his twenties, "This is really the worst target!" The identity is unknown, the strength is unknown, the intelligence is unknown! And the sense of oppression that has disappeared before... ’
"Okay, okay, let's go out, don't take up space in the kitchen and get in the way." Chen Weiqi stretched out his hand and pushed Chen Tingzhi out.
'Kind of awkward, did you put something on my shoulder?' Chen Tingzhi shook his shoulders after walking out of the kitchen, and saw a badge that Chen Weiqi quietly put away through the glass door of the kitchen, no, it is too reluctant to say that it is a badge, it should be said that it is more appropriate to say that it is a solidified mud block engraved with a distorted pattern, "It turned out to be an old seal?" ’