Chapter 31: The fox and the tiger go to patrol the mountains
The little hairball tampered with the allusion of the fox and the fake tiger to the tiger king, and said that the two tigers were stunned, and finally, the king of Nanlu was in an illiterate demon worship complex for the literati, and said helplessly: "Okay, since the ancient books say so, then so be it." ”
The little hairball saw that the king of the southern foot was still majestic just now, but now he was bluffed by himself, and he couldn't help but be proud, so he said to the little tiger again: "Brother Big Tiger, you don't know, your father has two, and a slap knocked me down from the peak of tens of thousands of feet. ”
So it said again from its previous experience, and the king of the southern foot heard that it was called a red-faced and red-eared person, but because of the teachings of the ancestors, he only said angrily: "Go, son, don't listen to it, this little thing will exaggerate, your father is actually not so two, really!" ”
I saw that the big tiger brother slowly stopped, and then slammed away, and took a bite on his father's buttocks, and bit the tiger king, and screamed, "It hurts me to death, don't bite my son, next time my father will definitely not make a mistake, I promise your mother!" Laughing and scolding, the little furball rode on the top of the head of the king of the southern foothills, dragged the ears of the king of the southern foothills, and began to patrol the mountain.
The three demons of the little furball walked gracefully, and from time to time teasing the tiger king, the "cat senior" screamed, making the king of the southern foot so angry that the tiger hair was erected, but the little tiger tiger was laughing non-stop next to him, making the majesty of the king of the southern foot disappear. Finally, the Tiger King couldn't bear it anymore and didn't need to endure it anymore, "Seeing that I want to call the Tiger King or the Nanlu King, you little thing, you are unreasonable to me again......"
At this time, the little furball looked at his brother-in-law Little Tiger with frightened eyes, and the little tiger asked his father unhappily: "What will happen to you if you are unreasonable again?" The last word was deliberately raised and elongated, and the Tiger King was defeated again in this round, "The cat seniors are the cat seniors, and it's an honorific title, hehe, it's better than it shouting that guy is called a dead sparrow...... "The helpless self-consoling laughter covered up the embarrassment, and the father of the family really can't afford to hurt it!
When the little furball saw it, he was even more happy, and dragged the tiger king's ear and asked, "How was yesterday's barbecue, Nanlu King?" "I still know how to take the little furball when I see it." Well," the big tiger nodded, and the tiger king said to the little tiger: "Yes, son, what do you say?" "Hey, hey, he's really a twenty-four filial father. Little Tiger also even claims to be good. The little furball shook his head when he heard this, "What! It's not tasteless, but it's not as good as the taste of Xingshun Restaurant in the city, and even the general shops in the city sell much better than this, and what they make is so delicious! ”
So this small rice bucket began to tempt our king of the southern foothills, "Roast chicken, roast duck, stewed beef, rice intestines, roasted naan, have you eaten all of these?" The king of Nanlu shook his tiger's head, "No, what you said before I heard the old patriarch of the krait snake talk about, it said that when there were many business trips here, they used to exchange things with others, and I heard that it was delicious."
But then it became more and more chaotic here, the city is the territory of the human race, but it is dangerous, they will find out that they will peel us and take the demon pill, so these demon beasts in the mountains have never entered the city. Speaking of this, the king of Nanlu raised his tiger head at the little tiger again, and grinned, "Son, but I also ate that delicious food your father once back then!" Hearing this, Little Furball and Big Tiger were interested, "What's going on, what's going on, tell me about it." ”
Nanlu saw that it aroused the interest of the two little guys, and said with flying eyebrows: "Hehe, I said that I was lying on the hill on the side of the mountain road, and I saw a group of people passing by, and the people in front of the team played and pulled, followed by those who carried sedan chairs and fruit plates, and there were ten or eight people in total."
I was thinking that they were making a fuss, and when I was about to leave, I suddenly smelled a smell of meat coming from the group, and I was hungry at the time, and I looked at them again, and I didn't find any masters, so I screamed and rushed straight down, and guess what, I scared several of them at that time, and the rest of them threw down their things and ran.
So I took the food box they had thrown down and went back to the mountain. There was a hairless chicken in the food box, and I gnawed it at the time, but it was delicious, and later they gave the other food boxes they brought to the patriarch of the king snake in the south at that time, but I didn't expect to be scolded by it, saying that it was not allowed to be so nonsense again, otherwise the people outside should go into the mountains to catch the demon beast, so I have not had this blessing later. ”
The little tiger listened to it, shook the little tiger's head and said, "Oops! Dad, what are you doing, or your nickname is Little Tiger and you are too Tiger! The king of Nanlu was also a little embarrassed, "Go and go, don't talk about your father like that, how can you say that your father is also a king of Nanlu!" ”
The little furball laughed enough, and asked the little tiger again, "Brother Tiger, have you ever eaten Terran food?" The little tiger smiled, "I have also eaten, in the land temple at the foot of the mountain, I have seen the fruit they offer to the land of the mountain god, and when they are far away, I will go in and grab and eat, in addition to the fruit in the mountain, there are some soft and round things with red spots on it, which are not very delicious." ”
Little Maoqiu smiled, "That thing is called steamed bread, it is a kind of pasta, it is tasteless when eaten alone, and it is eaten as a dish." The king of Nanlu said solemnly to the little tiger: "Don't go any more, there are too many people who have gone into the mountains to catch demon beasts recently, and it is too dangerous." The little tiger snorted, and it was agreed.
As soon as I heard that there was a land temple, the little hairball's little head melon began to pay attention again, there should be people near the land temple, and when the time came, the Tiger King was coaxed to pretend to be the mountain god land here, hehe! Then let those villagers make offerings, then I can't get fat and eat and drink.
It's best to meet the man I like again to marry, live the life of a husband and children, take the child and the man to the mother's grave to take a look at the free time, this filial piety is also over, and I have nothing to ask for the rest, only the leisurely days of eating and waiting for death, thinking of this, the corners of the little hairball's mouth raised slightly, and made up his mind.
While walking, the Tiger King introduced, "This mountain is called Xiangyin Mountain, this place is actually the southern foot of Xiangyin Mountain, so when the chassis was divided with those big demons, the demon king here was called the 'Southern Foot King', the specific range is from this Saimen City, through the mountains and forests, and then into the mountain pass until after the Bajia Divine Pond and then down to the north, there is a three-pronged mountain pass, this place is counted as the jurisdiction of the king of the southern foothills. Let's be big enough! As he spoke, he raised his head and roared, and then he walked around with the little furball, and every now and then he made a sound, and the beasts were so frightened that they avoided it.
After going around in a big circle, the Tiger King raised his head and rolled his eyelids and said above his head: "Little thing, now you should rest assured, I have made it clear to you about all the dangers in this mountain, and the demon beasts in this mountain have also been shocked by me, that's what, yes, what you said 'Fox Frame Tiger Might', you can walk in this mountain with confidence in the future, as long as you don't sincerely drill into that trap, you will be fine."
If the black eagle is in the sky when something happens, you shout, it will save you, if you don't meet it, you mention my name, and they will naturally not dare to embarrass you. But you can't use this to bully the demons too much, otherwise it will be difficult to ensure that they are not behind their backs, and when the time comes, I won't be in a hurry if I want to save you. ”
After hearing this, Xiao Maoqiu was quite grateful, hurriedly went down to the ground, and looked at the Tiger King respectfully, "Thank you, King Nanlu!" Hearing that the little furball finally changed his words, the Tiger King grinned, "Hey, that's right, it should have been shouted a long time ago." "But before the king of Nanlu was happy, the little hairball returned to the head of the king of Nanlu, and our king of Nanlu could only shake his head, sighing, thinking that it was really okay to take this little thing!
When the king of Nanlu was about to return to the Python Valley with the little furball, the little hairball grabbed the tiger king's ear and asked about the land temple, "King Nanlu, where is the land temple, can you take me to see it?" The king of the southern foot shook his head, so that he couldn't shake the small hairball down, "This is not good, there are many people who have gone into the mountains to catch demon beasts and collect herbs recently, but what about the danger, haven't you seen that their krait clan was almost wiped out?" Didn't you just get back by luck? We'd better not go to that place yet. ”
The little furball didn't care about that set, and grabbed the ears of the king of the southern foothills, "Rack!" Frame! No, I'm going to go, even if it's a look from afar. The king of Nanlu was pulled so that his ears hurt, "Don't try it, let go, let go, be obedient!" Then he sighed, "Hey! You two darling, one pulls my ears and the other bites my tail, and sooner or later I will be dismantled by you. The little furball and the little tiger grinned as they pursed their lips.
Returning to the topic, the Tiger King said solemnly: "That place is too close to the Terran village and is easy to find. When the little furball heard this, he went down to the ground again, raised his head and said to the tiger king: "You have become a yellow-faced man, I have become a little girl, let's lead my big tiger brother, if anyone asks, just say that we are the hunters of Beishan."
Anyway, it's a big mountain, and it's normal that they don't know us. The king of Nanlu still shook his head, "I am transformed, but I am not familiar with the language of the human race, although the previous patriarch of the snake clan taught me, but because I don't use it often, I am very unfamiliar, in case I talk to others, it is easy to arouse suspicion." ”
As soon as he heard this, the little furball confidently pulled the tiger whiskers of the king of the southern foothills, "Let's go, let's go, anyway, we just look at it from a distance, in case we need to speak, I'll come, don't forget, I'm a civilized fox from the city, and I can be proficient in the language of the human race, so I guarantee that I can't leak the stuffing."
Besides, you are the king of the southern foothills, can those ordinary villagers beat you, or can they outrun you? It really doesn't work, we smear oil on the soles of our feet, and it will end if we slip away. It wouldn't be so coincidental that he would meet a master and accept us indiscriminately, wouldn't he? Don't worry, let's continue, go to the fox! ”
The king of the southern foot was entangled by it and had no choice, "Forget it, I can't help you, just go." But we have to make it clear, just this once, we don't dare to come again in the future, this time we can see from afar and go back, we can't go in. "Alright, we all know that." The little furball coped impatiently.
As he spoke, the king of Nanlu shook his body and turned into a yellow-faced man, leading the little tiger and leading the little hairball that had been transformed into a little girl to the bottom of the mountain. Along the way, due to nervousness, the king of Nanlu kept telling the little hairball in the broken Terran language, "Let's take a look from afar and come back, there is a village one or two miles near that land temple, and when you turn around, you will meet a villager again, hey, do you have a problem listening to me?" Can you hear anything strange? ”
Xiao Maoqiu said perfunctorily absentmindedly: "No problem, it's good, it's just that the accent is still almost, anyway, you are from Beishan, and it is normal for the accent to be different, you talk less, in case you meet someone, you listen to me, and speak less." ”