Chapter 8: Bad Luck Charms
Ming Dao looked at the figure of Fat Biao leaving, the whole person was stupid, I go, what about the most basic trust between people? Who else would fix me for no reason? Uh, wait, it seems that there is really a person possible, Ming Dao remembered the Master Wu who bet with him today, he robbed him of his business and made him discredited, if you want to say that you have a grudge against yourself, I'm afraid he is the only one.
Ming Dao looked at the back of Fat Biao leaving, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, when did the young master suffer such a loss! I used to bully others by myself, and when did I let others ride to the head and pee.
Ming Dao suddenly saw a few hairs falling on the ground, and the length of the hair should have been left by the fat biao just now, Ming Dao laughed evilly, "Hehe, look at how I play with you." “
Ming Dao held his hair between the index finger of his right hand, and said silently to the back of the fat biao with his hands sealed: "Villain, villain, don't be complacent, the five ghosts are haunted and want your life, pardon." ”
I saw five black shadows flickering in the air, like a dragon out of the water, flying towards Fat Biao's body, flying into Fat Biao's body, at this time Fat Biao shivered, feeling that the air was much colder
"What's going on? Why do you feel so cold all of a sudden? It's weird. Fat Biao shrunk back, tightened his clothes and walked outside.
At this time, Ming Dao shouted to Fat Biao: "Fat Biao, let me tell you, I have been a broom star since I was a child, you dare to lock me up here, be careful of bad luck." “
Fat Biao smiled coldly, thinking it was a little trick that Ming Dao wanted to go out, and said directly: "If you are a broom star, then I will be Jiang Ziya, you can give me peace of mind until tomorrow." After saying that, he closed the door and walked out.
Ming Dao laughed in the detention room, this trick was learned by Ming Dao from his grandfather when he was a child, Ming Dao was disobedient when he was a child, and Ming Dao's grandfather used this trick to deal with Ming Dao.
Every time I get the Ming Dao is miserable, you think, climb a tree and fall from the tree, walk and trip over a stone, even drink water will be choked, the most important thing is that the injuries are small injuries that will not be fatal, and there are still shadows in the Ming Dao, and when I hear the five ghost bad luck charms, I feel careful and my liver trembles.
Later, Ming Dao used the trick "one cry, two troubles, three hangings" to ask for this technique from his grandfather Ming Guozhong, when he was a child, Ming Dao successfully became the child king in the children's pile with this trick, that majesty, there are no children in ten miles and eight villages who dare not listen to Ming Dao.
After Fat Biao walked out of the door of the detention room, a thief-eyed man came over and said, "Brother Yo Biao came to borrow the interrogation room again, how is it, did the kid give money?" ”
Fat Biao secretly counted 500 in his bag and then took it out and said: "Don't mention the thin monkey, it's just TM five hundred, it's not enough for a few of our brothers to have a meal, it's really unlucky, Ming'er will let him go again, do you hear?" ”
"Grass, it's just 500 yuan, it took us so much effort to catch someone, this time our public security also sent a person to go, and also borrowed our public security detention room, it's really a loss, no, this money has to be made up by that bullshit Master Wu."
Fat Biao picked up the water cup on the table and came to the water dispenser, frowned when he heard this, and said, "Still looking for him to make up for it?" We all gave us 10,000 yuan when we went out, and I'm afraid he won't give us money if we look for him again. After speaking, Fei Biao pressed the switch of the water dispenser to receive water.
"Is that all? The 10,000 yuan is not much left for our brother, and I still want to get a few thousand dollars from this kid. “
As soon as Fat Biao was about to speak, he felt a numbness in his arm, and saw the electric light flashing on the water dispenser, as if it had been short-circuited, and Fat Biao's body was trembling by the electric beating, and his original long hair stood up
"Skinny, skinny monkey, quick, quick, save me." Fat Biao stammered.
At this time, the thin monkey on the side was dumbfounded, and it was the first time he had seen an electric shock with a water dispenser, and after hearing Fat Biao's words, the thin monkey reacted and hurriedly found a wooden bench and hit Fat Biao's arm hard.
"Smack." Only then did he knock Fat Biao's hand off the water dispenser, and the thin monkey was afraid of leakage and turned off the electricity in the whole room. The thin monkey came back and saw Fat Biao sitting on the ground, and quickly went up to help Fat Biao and said, "Brother Biao, are you okay?" Come, sit in a chair and rest for a while. ”
Fat Biao scolded and scolded: "What kind of broken water dispenser is this, it still leaks electricity, what if it dies with electricity?" Hurry up and change it for me, ouch. As soon as he finished speaking, Fat Biao just sat on the chair when he heard a click of the chair, which broke directly, and the broken wooden block was directly inserted into the flesh of Fat Biao's buttocks.
Fat Biao held the explosive head and gently pulled out the bamboo pieces in the meat, "My grass, didn't I go out today and didn't look at the yellow calendar, it's so unlucky, and what kind of stool did you kid get for labor and management, it broke when I sat on it." ”
The thin monkey sweated and said, "This stool used to be very good, and it was sturdy, why did it suddenly break." ”
Fat Biao slapped the thin monkey's head, "You kid mean that I'm too fat, I'll sit badly?" ”
The thin monkey hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, that's not what I mean, Brother Biao, I'll go get you a stool again." At this time, the thin monkey was heartbroken, and directly brought an iron stool over, "Brother Biao, sit, rest assured that this stool will definitely not be broken." ”
Fat Biao's face softened a little, because there was a wound on his buttocks, so Fat Biao slowly sat on the stool and breathed a sigh of relief: "What's the matter, I don't know what's going on today, everything is not going well." ”
The thin monkey took a cup, walked over to Fat Biao, handed it to Fat Biao and said, "Brother Biao, come and drink saliva to dissipate your anger." ”
Fat Biao turned out a water cup, and as soon as he put it in his mouth, it squirted out and slapped the thin monkey, "My grass, you kid want to burn me, don't you?" This slap was exhaled, and the thin monkey subconsciously blocked it, who knew that this block made Fat Biao stumble directly without using his strength, and all the water in the water cup was poured on Fat Biao's crotch.
"Ahh Fat Biao screamed, stood up and patted the boiling water on his body, this time he stood up and the water was all sprinkled on the ground, Fat Biao was jumping again, and his feet slipped.
"Bang" felt like an earthquake, and the fat butt fell to the ground, pressing right on the wound.
"Ahhh Fat Biao let out several screams in a row.
Fat Biao is about to collapse now, who did I provoke with this trick, I am so unlucky today, drinking water and electrocution, sitting until resting directly The stool is broken, and the wooden block is still inserted into the butt meat, and then drinking water is directly boiling water, and I was scalded in my mouth, and I wanted to beat someone but spilled water on my crotch and burned my thighs, what kind of bad luck is this.
Fat Biao suddenly remembered Ming Dao at this time, that kid said that he was a broom star, so I was careful and unlucky? I'm grass, can't be so godly, is he? Fat Biao quickly stood up and wanted to run towards Mingdao's room, but at this time, Fat Biao suddenly remembered that he had fallen, slowed down again, and slowly walked towards the room where Mingdao was closed.
Ming Dao was bored in the detention room at this time, so he simply sat cross-legged and began to practice, this is the door suddenly opened, Fei Biao walked in, looked at Ming Dao sitting on the stool, Fat Biao was about to step forward, and suddenly thought of Ming Dao is a broom star, will he be infected with more bad luck if he is close to him? Fat Biao simply stood outside the door and said to Ming Dao inside: "Hey, boy, hurry up and let me go." ”