Chapter 384: Mo is not a fool
Zhen Yuanzi felt that if he wasn't crazy, then the monk in front of him must be crazy.
It's just that he is sure and sure that he is not crazy.
So, rule out one wrong option and come to the final conclusion - the monk in front of you is crazy.
Well, after coming to such a conclusion, Zhen Yuanzi subconsciously took a step back and distanced himself from Tang San's burial.
It is said that it is not illegal for madmen and neurotics to bite people.
If you get too close, this madman bites himself, and although it doesn't hurt, he is disgusting.
"Daisen?"
Seeing Zhen Yuanzi looking at him with strange eyes, and subconsciously taking a step back, Tang Sanfu was a little puzzled.
What's going on?
The poor monk is just asking you for a few fruits to eat, so you won't be so stingy, and you are so scared that you retreat?
Even if you retreat, you have to give those few fruits.
"The ......"
Looking at Tang San's puzzled expression, Zhen Yuanzi was a little entangled, and after wording it for a while, considering that this monk was a psychopath, Zhen Yuanzi felt that his tone still needed to be tactful.
"The holy monk knows the ginseng fruit of my Wuzhuang view.
So..... Do the holy monks know that it takes me to get 30 fruits in 9,000 years? ”
Tang Sanfu nodded, and said in his heart What is wrong with this guy, he didn't know that he only had thirty fruits on a tree for nine thousand years, and he would ask for so little?
If you are the same as the peach in the peach orchard, believe it or not, the poor monk has eight thousand children with one mouth.
"That ......"
Seeing Tang Sanfu nodding, Zhen Yuanzi asked again, "Since the holy monk knows that the poor monk only bears thirty fruits on a tree for nine thousand years, can he know...... The poor monk has only one tree. ”
Tang San's burial: "......."
It's over, it's over!
This town Motoko is not a fool.
Look at what questions are asked, among the Three Realms, how many people know Zhen Yuanzi and don't know that your Zhen Yuanzi only has a ginseng fruit tree?
He felt that this Zhen Yuanzi must have been stimulated by something, and he was stupid to be stimulated.
Looking at the stupid Zhen Yuanzi, Tang San's eyes were inexplicably sympathetic.
This guy has become a fool, and he still exploits him like this, isn't it a little too inhumane??
Well, in the spirit of humanitarianism, the poor monk decided.......
"That...... The poor monk suddenly felt that he couldn't eat all the 180 fruits, so after thinking about it, it was better to ask for less.
Daxian, your treasured ginseng fruit, give eighty ..... to the poor monk Seventy-nine. ”
One hundred and eighty, the minimum is eighty.
Now he only needs seventy-nine, and he has one less, saving Zhen Yuanzi one-eighttieth and one-thirtieth of the number on a tree.
Tang Sanfu felt ...... He really deserves the name of a holy monk, and after knowing that Zhen Yuanzi has become a fool, he has begun to learn to be considerate of people.
Zhen Yuanzi: "........"
Seventy-nine?
Looking at Tang San's expression of "I will give you a face" and ask you less, Zhen Yuanzi became more and more sure that this Tang Sanfu was really a madman.
And...... I can't say it, and I could be a fool.
A stupid and crazy neurotic is now blocking the door to find the ginseng fruit, what should he do?
To give, or not to give?
It stands to reason that he was going to give the ginseng fruit, but he would give Tang San one or even two.
Even if he gave the Great Sage and the second senior brother the same one, Zhen Yuanzi was not very distressed.
But here's the problem......
This crazy Tang San would cost one hundred and eighty for one mouth, and seventy-nine for the less.
It's all about his life.
So......
The monk in front of him is absolutely unable to lift the knife in his Zhen Yuanzi, or does he feel that he is afraid of his commotion?
Taking a step back again to prevent himself from being bitten, Zhen Yuanzi shook his head, "The holy monk is inevitably a little difficult for a strong man.
Ginseng fruit, I don't have a total of seventy ginseng fruits in stock, so where can I give you seventy-nine. ”
Listening to Zhen Yuanzi's words, Tang San's face immediately turned cold.
Okay, you're a town motoko.
You don't give face to the poor monks.
In order to take care of your spiritual problems, the poor monks have asked for as little as possible, and the one that was prepared to ask for one or two hundred at the beginning has now been reduced to seventy-nine, and you are still thinking about this needle.
If you do this, the poor monk will lose face?
"Really, don't give it?"
Zhen Yuanzi shook his head and glanced at the really crazy Tang Sanfu with sympathy, "Not really." ”
"Sure enough, you won't give it?"
Zhen Yuanzi sighed in his heart, the golden cicada he knew back then was so smart and wise.
Now, I haven't seen him for 500 years, how can I become a madman + fool? ”
Tang Sanfu took a step forward and waved his hand.
"If not, just kill the little Taoist boy just now."
Zhen Yuanzi: "......"
Great Sage: "......."
Second Senior Brother: "......"
This..... What a strange brain circuit?
There is no ginseng fruit, is there any direct connection with the Taoist boy who is going to kill someone's family?
Relevancy? Naturally, there is.
But it was Tang Sanyu who saw that little Taoist boy came to Zhen Yuanzi's side and was about to go to the informant.
As a little master of death who always insists on being on the front line of death, how could Tang Sanfu not know how to protect himself when he is dying and not really kill himself?
Except for the previous one when the Four Saints didn't play well and accidentally died once, he didn't die a second time after living so long.
The reason why he can be so strong is because of his vigilance that can nip all crises in the bud in time.
Sure enough, after Tang Sanfu raised his hand and pointed at it, the little Taoist boy subconsciously stopped.
Listening to Tang San's funeral's words, thinking of the murderous expression when Tang Sanfu said that he was going to ransack their Wuzhuang Temple before, Xiao Daotong felt that his brain turned white in an instant.
Seeing that his tiger body was shocked, Xiao Daotong was directly stunned, and he almost bowed his head, Tang Sanfu was secretly satisfied with his domineering spirit.
But it was said that Zhen Yuanzi, while having a deeper understanding of the extent of Tang San's madness, also saw the Taoist boy who came to his side.
Although there are not too many rules in his Wuzhuang Temple, when the master entertains guests, it is not something that any Taoist boy can approach.
Especially this childlike nature is still so bad, I was scared and stupid there.
Frowning, Zhen Yuanzi waved his hand at Daotong, "Aoba, you step back first." ”
Hearing his master's order, the Taoist boy whose brain was still blank subconsciously retreated according to the master's instructions.
Seeing that Dao Tong had stupidly walked away, Tang Sanfu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
To be a robber, you must be principled.
Quietly drip into the village, don't shoot drip.
Once you startle the snake and make people take precautions in advance, many moves will not work.
It's like his special move thigh hugging magic technique, although I don't know if it will work for Zhen Yuanzi.
But..... Let's just say that a quasi-saint boss, if he is prepared, will he let such a Zhan Liuscum, who is slightly stronger than the five scumbags, hug his thighs?
According to what his master said, his thigh-hugging magic can 100% make the enemy who is hugged by his thigh lose his cultivation, theoretically speaking, not to mention Zhen Yuanzi, a quasi-saint, even the legendary Pangu who opened the world seems to be within 100% definition.
After all...... 100%?
However, theory is theory after all, theoretically a pebble can directly destroy the earth after reaching several times the speed of light, but can a pebble reach several times the speed of light?
Tang Sanfu felt that for the sake of insurance, he still had to hug his thighs unexpectedly to increase his success rate of being able to hold his thighs.
"Alas!"
Seeing Tang Sanfu looking at the departing Dao Tong thoughtfully, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but sigh.
thought that although he and Jin Chanzi were not close friends, they were at least acquaintances.
Now that Jin Chanzi is not only reincarnated, but also a fool, Zhen Yuanzi has some sympathy in his heart.
"That's it, I still have some ginseng fruit here, and I'll be with you today..... Four of them. ”
But it was only when he said that Zhen Yuanzi noticed Sha Laosan, who seemed to have no sense of existence, gritted his teeth and added another one.
Tang San's funeral: "........"
Looking at Zhen Yuanzi's very generous face, Tang Sanfu wanted to scold his mother.
MMP, the poor monk is ready to hug his thighs and ransack here, what the hell will you tell the poor monk with a generous face that you want to give the poor monk four fruits?
Four fruits are enough for an egg, it's really easy to bully a poor monk, right?
It's just that people gritted their teeth and said that they were going to give themselves four fruits, and they suddenly hugged their thighs and beat people up and ransacked Wuzhuang Temple, isn't it a bit unsophisticated?
In the future, if it spreads out, will there be a notoriety among the Three Realms that he Tang San is not particular about his funeral and will take revenge?
Although he didn't care, once he let the demons behind him know that he was not particular about it, he knew the nature of his revenge....... Phew, who doesn't pay attention, who will take revenge?
Is it because after hearing the rumor that he is not particular about it and that he will take revenge, will it have a great impact on him to continue to cheat people in the future?
If this matter spreads, everyone will guard against him when he dies in the future, so that he will not have the opportunity to pit people to death.
Isn't that hurting?
Thinking of this, Tang Sanyu looked at Zhen Yuanzi, who looked very angry, and couldn't help but start to doubt.
Did this bastard know that he was ready to do it, so he said that he was going to give himself fruit to gag his mouth? 、
The more he thought about it, the more Tang Sanfu felt that this speculation was credible.
Otherwise, how do you explain that the next moment when Zhen Yuanzi said that he was going to give himself three fruits, and he was ready to attack under the pretext that he wanted three peaches to kill four soldiers, he changed his words and said that it was four? ?
This guy can't really read minds, right?
Thinking of the fear that he had once been dominated by his master's mind-reading technique, Tang Sanfu couldn't help but feel a little stunned in his heart.
It's just that......
No, I can't.
Four ginseng fruits..... Not enough!
Looking at Zhen Yuanzi and lowering his head, Tang Sanyu gritted his teeth.
With a wave of the hand.
Brush!
A hill that had been put away before appeared in the main hall of Zhen Yuanzi.
"Eighty, the poor monk will exchange it with you."
ps:It's been a long time since I've been recommended.,Looking at the books that haven't been good for me one after another.,I'm deeply shocked.。
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