In order to blow off this blind date, the house god Lang Junping was very well prepared this time, first checked the blind date Internet, dozens of blind dates, the most taboo words or actions, and recorded them one by one in a small book.

What's so good about getting off the list, getting married is a terrible thing, of course, this is for an otaku, Singles' Day is a nightmare for many men.

"Damn... What's next? ”

Lang Junping wondered.

It's hard for him to go out, of course he's a road idiot, but the road idiot has a way to take out his mobile phone to navigate.

One of the most taboo things in the blind date manual is that you can't be late, let alone let the girl wait for you, you can only wait for the girl, and even if the girl is late, you can't lose your temper!

So although Lang Junping had already touched the tea restaurant, he was still looking around not far away, obviously observing the situation again.

However, at this time, there are many people who come to this tea restaurant for afternoon tea, and as a game house, his eyes are extremely short-sighted, and at such a distance, he can't even see how many people are sitting at a table!

"It's eleven fifty o'clock, so it's still early to go out, so let's wait here!"

Lang Junping said depressedly, their date time was twelve o'clock, obviously they came too early, according to the introduction on the Internet, it is impossible for girls to arrive early.

So if he knew this, he might as well stay in the game for a few more minutes, and I don't know if the three of them have caught the fat sheep now.

"But the fat sheep before was really funny, I was so scared by Lao Yang that I almost had to pee my pants... Hehe! ”

Lang Junping couldn't help laughing at this time, and when the guy he watched before teased Lao Yang, he almost couldn't help laughing.

But it's not good in reality, but it's a big brother in the game, after all, it's not with a small group of people, especially in front of the priest girl, you have to maintain your own image.

But speaking of which, if he hadn't known that this game couldn't change her appearance and name, he would have said that the priest girl was definitely not so beautiful in reality.

That figure and appearance are the same as the goddess of photos stored in her hard drive, not to mention that, and she is by her side, it feels completely different!

"If the blind date is Ling Xiang, then I am willing to live half of my life!"

Lang Junping couldn't help but say so in his heart, but this is obviously impossible, how can there be such a coincidental thing in reality?

Lang Junping, who was obsessed with lewdness, accidentally bumped into a girl!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Lang Junping immediately apologized.

This girl is still okay in appearance, but she seemed to be in a hurry just now and bumped into him.

But the girl obviously didn't think it was her fault, snorted coldly, and stopped paying attention to Lang Junping!

But coincidentally, the girl's destination turned out to be the tea restaurant.

I looked at my phone and found that more than ten minutes had passed, so I followed him into the restaurant.

"Table Fifteen!"

Silently reciting the set table number, Lang Junping walked up, there was indeed a girl who couldn't see clearly at this distance with his eyesight.

When he walked in, he almost jumped up in shock, and the girl also looked over, and when she saw that it was him, she exclaimed:

"It's you!"

"Hehe... It's me! ”

Lang Junping said embarrassedly, he didn't know how to explain it now, but the girl was obviously much calmer than him.

"I said you better sit down first!"

The girl looked at him, rolled her eyes and said, as for what she thought in her heart, how could she guess with Lang Junping's emotional intelligence.

When Lang Junping sat down, the girl said with a hint of contempt on her face:

"You are Lang Junping!"

This is what the sister-in-law said, the Lang Junping who she watched grow up, and she will never suffer if she marries the other party?

"It's better to say than to blow, I think it's just a cowardly and stupid man!"

In the girl's heart, this time she despises it even more!

"It's... Yes, you are Xiaofang! ”

Lang Junping scratched his head and said, how can this guy at this time have half the appearance of the mage big brother in the game.

"Who do you have to call me that?" Xiao Fang sneered:

"Did you dare not come in before, or did you do it on purpose?"

"I... I ......" Lang Jun said in a cold sweat, his speech was a little slurred!

"Look at your cowardice? I'm afraid it's the former, right? I'll tell you the truth today, this blind date is my family's own decision, I don't think we're very suitable, so let's leave it at that! ”

The disdain in the girl's eyes became even stronger, after she came to the big city, she never wanted to go back to that ravine, not to mention that this guy is not good-looking, even a handsome guy wants to let himself suffer with him!

Although Lang Junping didn't want to promote this family business, when the girl said this, he still felt that his young heart was hit by the other party, and he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and a look of anger appeared on his face.

"You're really... What a ......."

"What is it really? Can't even speak? Still want to marry this girl? ”

Xiao Fang sneered.

"See what this is?" Xiao Fang picked up her bag and said to Lang Junping:

"You can't afford to buy it if you add up to ten with your underwear all over your body! How will you raise me in the future? ”

This girl's eyes are very vicious, Lang Junping's clothes and pants are all bargains bought on Taobao, adding up to less than 100 yuan, and I don't know how many times I washed it, they are all seriously faded.

The girl didn't wait for Lang Junping to speak, there was a lot of chatter, and finally threw down a hundred yuan:

"I see that you are not the lord of this place, today I have a treat, goodbye!"

After saying that, he left without looking back!

"Damn... This ......"

This is thinking of the beginning, thinking of the result, but not thinking of the process, I am really aggrieved!

"Bang!" A fist slammed on the table!

I don't know if the table was not good in the first place, or if the force was too great, so he knocked it off.

It made him a little dumbfounded!

"Sir, please compensate us for our losses, or I'll call the police!"

……

An otaku like him, who received this nameless fire, did it first time, but entered the game and vented it on other players.

That's why, a lot of players love PK!

Inside the Battlefield of Nations......

"Brethren, go... Why don't you go out and find the fat sheep! ”

Lang Junping's first sentence on the line is this!

Yang Wei: "What's wrong... Top dog? ”

Duan Dalong: "Where are you going?"

Ling Xiang: "......"

"Old place, I've arrived, you guys hurry up!"

For otaku, in addition to slashing people in the game, is there a better outlet for him, and at this time he has found a target.

From afar, a mage with a silver-glowing wand dangled before his eyes.

This person is none other than Chi Jianren, although he was asked to be a bait, but he didn't have that mind at all, and kept playing with the silver staff in his hand.

In the eyes of some people, this is really too sassy!

Who do you kill if you don't kill you? Don't you vent your frustration in your heart, and find someone more sassy?