Chapter 305: Extremely Abominable
The funniest joke in the eyes of outsiders is normal, reasonable, and appropriate in the eyes of Luoyu and other people who know the inside story.
And the joke that Luoyu desperately wants to see is nothing more than Xia Yanyin's joke.
The news brought back by Shi Hong clearly said that Xia Yanyin was personable, shuttling between a group of girls like flowers and butterflies, dealing with various problems with ease, and looking so unhappy......
But Luoyu resolutely doesn't believe it, and doesn't believe Shi Hong's definition of "being at ease" and "happiness"!
What's more, such a once-in-a-lifetime good thing, there is no basis for his words, he must go and see it with his own eyes!
When he thought that Xia Yanyin was anxious among a group of "aunts and grandmothers", but he could watch his jokes on the side without caring about himself, and he could say two cool words at the right time, Luoyu felt extremely happy.
Unfortunately, it was getting late, and he had to wait until the next day to see a joke. Enduring the torment of a hundred claws scratching his heart, Luoyu rolled around in the small tree house all night, but he couldn't brew the slightest sleepiness.
It was easy to wait until the next morning, Luo Yu endured it for a while, deliberately pretending to be lazy, and the sun shone on his ass before getting up leisurely, and walked towards the residence of the Lingzong with "sleepy eyes".
Recently, he has made up for the background of the Seven Heavenly Sects, and Luo Yu also knows that the Ling Ling Sect is the only sect in the Seven Heavenly Sects that only accepts female disciples, and it has a very special status and reputation, which can be described as both loved and hated.
It is naturally the young and beautiful girls who are lovely, and the ones who are hated are the masters who always like to beat the mandarin ducks......
When the girl's love first opens, the first thing she faces is the word "love". It is indeed reasonable for the elders to worry that their disciples will not be unladylike, but there are also some selfish intentions in order to keep the strength of the sect from being excessively lost.
Fearing that all his disciples would marry and leave the sect, causing the strength of the sect to weaken, the Lingling Sect set up many harsh conditions for the suitors.
The harsh conditions are not mentioned, and the most excessive thing is that they refuse to announce what these harsh conditions are! So that those guys who want to hold the beauty have no idea where to start, and they don't know what to prepare if they want to......
Moreover, it is said that there is another "sinister" motive in keeping the conditions secret -- that is, to make it easier for people to set conditions temporarily! They can ask for a price, but you can't pay it back on the spot. If you love to marry or not, if you don't marry, get out!
In order to make the failed suitors get out of the way smoothly and not kidnap their own disciples, the elders of the Chuan Ling Sect often indoctrinate their disciples with negative thoughts such as "men are not good things".
Therefore, any contact between the opposite sex and a disciple of the Ling Ling Sect must be careful to avoid suspicion, so as not to be classified into the category of "not a good thing". Otherwise, even if you don't have bad intentions, you are likely to be dealt with as a bad person......
Of course, if someone is willing to add icing on the cake to the prosperity of the Chuan Ling Sect, the Ling Ling Sect has a large number of glorious titles called "Dharma Protectors" who are actually servants waiting for the vacant position.
Even so, there are many people who want to be "Dharma protectors" with shy faces, but the problem is that the Lingzong can't look down on these people, and none of the young and handsome people that the Lingzong can look up to are willing to "marry" to be a son-in-law.
For thousands of years, there are only a handful of heroes who can truly marry the girls of the Lingling Sect!
Therefore, the Lingling Sect is really loved and hated......
There was still a big river across the valley where the Soul Sect was located, and the sound of rushing water could no longer drown out the sporadic sound of laughter and fighting.
Luoyu was extremely looking forward to seeing Xia Yanyin's embarrassed figure "shuttling" among the flowers...... Thinking in his heart, he involuntarily picked up his speed, took a volley in the air, and crossed the river.
There were several girls in white by the river, chasing and playing. Their silver bell-like laughter loomed in the sound of the waves, a touch of eye-catching royal blue around their waists, with the ribbons flying between the tips of their hair, and the rhythm of the living waves jumping like a spirit in the water, it was really a rare beauty in the Qingning Sect.
Seeing this beautiful scenery, Luo Yu felt a grudge in his heart, why didn't the Qingning Sect accept a few more female disciples like this?
Although there is no difference between men and women when the Qingning Sect accepts disciples, there are always not many female disciples in the sect, and even fewer can be known by Luoyu. He is most familiar with Ze Yan and Chengyue, but they are all extremely fierce, and they really can't compare with the lively and lovely girl in front of him.
The reason for this is largely because of the relationship that some inheritances are not suitable, such as the Peiluan Palace, Luoyu can't imagine what girls will become when they worship it......
Ahem, but this doesn't mean that there are no female disciples in the Peiluan Palace, in fact, Luoyu has encountered several, but he didn't dare to look carefully.
The girls by the river are not as terrible as the legend, and when they saw Luoyu coming across the river, they generously sent out a few sweet smiles, so that Luoyu almost didn't fall into the river.
Luoyu felt that it was a little insufficient to respond to the enthusiasm of the girls with only one smile, so he said hello very seriously, and asked where Xia Yanyin was by the way.
The girls were extremely friendly, and immediately pointed to the foot of the mountain, and chattered and hurriedly said, "Senior Brother Xia, over there!"
Listening to the happy tone of the girls, Xia Yanyin seemed to really mix well with them, Luo Yu was quite surprised, his curiosity that was enough to kill the cat couldn't help but swell several times in an instant!
After nodding his head and thanking him, Luo Yu swept towards the foot of the mountain, and soon found Xia Yanyin's figure surrounded by Yingying Yanyan.
"Senior Brother Xia, can we go to the competition venue in advance?"
"Senior Brother Xia, I heard that there is a famous restaurant in the valley outside called Twilight Shadow Zhai, can you take us to see it?"
"Senior Brother Xia, thank you for sending the Qingling Pill, I'm sorry for your trouble!"
"Senior Brother Xia......"
"Senior Brother Xia......"
"Senior Brother Xia......"
......
Hahahahaha! Luoyu saw Xia Yanyin busy answering endless questions from a distance, and his heart was already smiling!
Looking at Xia Yanyin's busyness, Luo Yu suddenly felt that he was in love with Yushan Sect. Look at how quiet and reserved the Yushan Sect is, since he was sent to his residence the day before yesterday, he has never raised a problem that can be solved by him.
Landing lightly on a nearby boulder, Luo Yu crossed Erlang's legs, supported his cheeks with his hands, and admired the scene that made him wait all night with a spring breeze on his face!
The girls quickly noticed Luoyu's appearance, and couldn't help but shift their attention to this "senior brother" who seemed to be in a good mood.
Xia Yanyin, who was busy and dizzy, was still waiting for the next question in a daze, but saw that the eyes of the girls in front of him had shifted elsewhere.
Following the girls' gaze, I saw an extremely hateful figure sitting on the boulder with Erlang's legs crossed, showing him a hateful silent smile, which was full of schadenfreude.