Chapter 16: Pretending to be forced at a critical moment
This reaction is relatively normal, although they can't see the bald man, but I chant a mantra or something, but they can see it clearly, I grew up under their noses since I was a child, in their eyes, I am just a plain child, suddenly become like this, I don't feel strange is really strange.
Mr. Shu didn't care about this, ran over and took out a small red pill for the dog to swallow, and after a while, the dog's belly made a "cooing" sound, and suddenly he turned over, and his mouth made a "wow" sound, and spit out a large amount of dark green viscous liquid, and then "oops", he actually stood up, but his eyes were blank, obviously not knowing what was going on.
Everyone immediately cheered, and the dog mother knelt in front of Mr. Shu with a "plop", kowtowing again and again, Mr. Shu hurriedly helped him up, and explained a few words, nothing more than to let the dog rest and recuperate, and then let the villagers disperse.
After the bald man's soul was scattered by the thunder curse, I didn't dare to speak, for fear that everyone would see me as a magic stick, but Mr. Tree and I still walked away from the dog's evil spirits. In just a few days, it has spread all over the country, and I have become a celebrity all at once.
To be honest, I'm a little excited, I always feel that I will be a big man in warding off evil spirits and catching demons in the future, and I am even very energetic when I walk.
Mr. Tree was very leisurely, asking me to slaughter a chicken every day, and then casually teaching me a simple way of breathing and finger movement, and he would get drunk, drunk for a day, for several days. I was not allowed to talk too much, and when I asked, he would stick his finger in my head.
This crazy old man's method of nailing his head is a must, no matter how I dodge, my fingers can always be accurately nailed to the skull, and it hurts a lot!
During this period, many villagers from neighboring villages came to us, saying that they were in the family and begged us for help, but I wanted to go, but Mr. Shu often sent people back with a smile when he heard the description, but I was depressed.
When the last old hen to lay eggs in the house also became a pot of chicken, I couldn't hold it back, and while he was happy to eat and drink, I seized the opportunity to ask, "Crazy old man, didn't you say that we hunt to protect mankind from things from other worlds?" Why don't people come to ask for help? ”
Mr. Shu didn't know if he was drunk or in a good mood, so he surprisingly didn't nail my head, but squinted at the already small eyes that were almost invisible: "Stupid, we hunt the elite of the elite, and what we have to deal with are all ferocious and vicious things, and everything we have to do is a big thing. ”
Hearing him say this, I also felt that there was some reason, and asked, "What kind of big deal is that?" Like a dog? ”
Mr. Shu poured another sip of wine, shook his head and said: "No, the matter of the dog is just solved casually, the ghost is just a condensation of grievances, tangible and substantial, bluffing the common people is almost the same, in our eyes, it is not worth mentioning at all, what we have to deal with is an abnormal creature, to put it bluntly, it is a --- demon!" Of course, if we encounter evil spirits that infringe on humans, we will also take action. ”
My heart trembled for no reason, and I blurted out: "Like the big black snake in the broken temple? ”
Mr. Shu nodded, then shook his head again and said, "It's almost, but that big black snake is not a demon, it doesn't even have a body, at most it is a murderous thing." ”
I suddenly thought of the things I encountered in the night of the Crashing Immortals, and finally understood what the hunt was dealing with, and I couldn't help but shudder, and silently picked up a piece of chicken and put it in my mouth.
The crazy old man's chaotic head came over and said with a cheap smile: "What? Scared? It's still too late to quit, I sealed your yin qi, and in the future, you can marry a wife and have a baby, and it's good to be an ordinary person. ”
Young people are the most unprovoked, and so am I, when I twist my neck and say, "What am I afraid of?" What about demons? When I hit Xian'er, I saw several, and I looked very awesome, and when I saw my father, I was not so scared that I didn't even dare to come out, so I didn't dare to let go of the fart. ”
The crazy old man probably drank about it again, leaned on the table, and muttered: "That's your father, it's not you, your father has that, and you don't ......" Before he finished speaking, he already snored.
I had no choice but to put him on the bed, and since my grandfather died, the crazy old man has openly taken over his bed.
Put the crazy old man in place, I was bored to practice my fingers, the crazy old man has taught me a lot of strange finger superposition techniques these days, some of which are quite difficult, saying that fingers are a very important part of Qimen, and when the fingers are flexible enough, they taught me a new Qimen technique, and I don't know if it is fooling me, anyway, I have nothing else to do, and I should really practice.
was practicing, the courtyard door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man dressed as a mountain man came in, sweating in his head, and shouted as soon as he entered the door: "Is Mr. Tree at home?" Hurry up and save our girl! He shouted as he burst into the house.
I looked at the crazy old man who was snoring like thunder, and hurriedly greeted him and said, "Mr. Tree is drunk and sleeping, what do you have to tell me!" ”
The man looked at me with a hint of hesitation in his eyes, clearly distrusting me.
This made me very unhappy, and patted his chest and said: "I am Mr. Shu's apprentice, and the thing that the dog encountered last time was also destroyed by me. ”
The man hesitated for a moment, looked at Mr. Tree, who was drunk and asleep, and probably couldn't count on Mr. Tree, nodded and said, "That's right, my daughter went to the river to wash clothes the morning before yesterday, and when she went, she was fine, but when she came back, she was like a different person, not only spoke ill of us, but also locked herself in the house, and no one was allowed to enter the house." ”
Speaking of this, I seemed to be a little embarrassed, and I didn't go down, and my temper suddenly became angry: "Why are you like this?" Come to me for help, I don't want you three or two eldest sons, you are still talking, what do you want to do? Don't say it, hurry up. ”
The man's face was embarrassed, and he stomped his feet and said, "Little master, it's not that I don't say it, it's just that my daughter is not married now, and it's really not good to hear it." ”
My heart moved, and I wondered: "Isn't it that there is still a man in your daughter's room?" I can't control that. ”
The man shook his hand again and again: "No, no, it's just that there will be a man's voice in the middle of the night, but we broke in several times, but we didn't find any man at all, every day the next day as soon as the rooster crows, my daughter will return to the original state, and as soon as the sun sets, it will become vicious again, so we wonder if it is an evil thing....."
I thought about it and said with a smile: "It can't be who your daughter is talking to, you don't agree, the two of them made it on purpose, right?" ”
I'm not the kind of person who likes to make boring jokes, but there is a precedent for this kind of thing in the village, young men and women have objects, parents think that the man's family is poor and do not agree, and the daughter pretends to be crazy and stupid, and the parents think that the daughter is mentally ill, and they are afraid that they will not be able to marry, so they agree to the boy's family, and as a result, as soon as they get married, the girl has nothing to do.
The man was even more embarrassed, and waved his hand again and again: "No, absolutely not, we have doubted this aspect before, tried to talk to my daughter once, and made it clear, if there is, we are not opposed, we are ordinary people, and we have never thought about climbing gold branches or anything." ”
"Unexpectedly, the girl told us in a man's voice that he wanted our daughter, and if she was verbose, he would eat us all."
At this, the man seemed to be very frightened, and couldn't help but shiver. As soon as I heard it, I understood that this must be the work of the fox fairy! It's not uncommon to hear about these things in the countryside.
I just wanted to speak, when I suddenly felt a strong wind falling, and the top of my head suddenly hurt, and the crazy old man had flashed past me, waved his hand to the man and said, "Go!" Take me to see it! He looked calm when he spoke, and he still looked a little drunk.
When the man saw that Mr. Tree had gotten up, he was overjoyed and hurried forward to lead the way. While I followed, I watched the back of the crazy old man and cursed in my heart, obviously not drunk, but pretending to be drunk, and coming out at a critical moment to pretend to be forced, it was really shameless.