Chapter 66: A daughter-in-law pops up
I gave Guo Lao Er a look, Guo Lao Er really didn't bear the bag, and he hugged his wife when he went up.
I walked over and secretly pinched a soul-locking technique, this method was used by the big black snake when he dealt with my grandfather, I thought it was funny, and I also learned it from the crazy old man, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today.
When he got closer, he locked up the instigator without saying a word, carried it to the table and threw it on the table, slapped the table, and said loudly: "Say! Why did you instigate the discord between the Guo family and his wife? ”
This voice movement is not small, and Guo Lao Er was startled, and his daughter-in-law was still held in his arms, but she didn't struggle anymore, and looked at me like a neuropath. It's no wonder, they can't see the instigators, in their eyes, I'm just talking to the air.
The instigator was locked up by me suddenly, and he was already panicked, and when he heard me roar like this, he suddenly panicked and said, "You can see me? ”
I know that this thing is the most ingenious tongue, it is suddenly shocked, and after a while, it will start to pull around, and it will not work without teaching it a lesson.
At the moment, he pinched a golden scissor, and read in his mouth: "Please invite the Jade Emperor of the Underworld, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall is bright, please hurry up, please hurry up, please get the golden scissors to come quickly, borrow the golden scissors of the fairy world, cut the evil rope in the mortal world, the things of the five elements are broken, and the golden scissors are not merciful, if there is a witch evil to make the law, the thunder will split your body, I would like to ask the six stars of the Southern Dipper, the seven stars of the Big Dipper to protect the law, I am in a hurry as the law." ”
With two fingers, a huge pair of golden scissors flashed out with a "hula", reached out and grabbed it, held down the instigator with the other hand, and said in a vicious voice: "I can not only see you, but also cut you inch by inch, so that you can never sow discord again, do you believe it or not?" ”
This gold cut was also made by the crazy old man when the soul of the grandfather was locked away by the big black snake, and I also learned it, and then I regretted it for a while, because these two things are basically useless, who will honestly cut it for you! was defrauded of two million by the crazy old man.
But this thing is useful for the instigators, and when the instigator saw the golden scissors, he immediately trembled in fright, and said in a loud voice: "Spare my life, I just saw that their husband and wife were affectionate and red-eyed, and recalled that I didn't even have a confidant in my previous life, so I was confused for a while and made a big mistake, please spare me!" I don't dare anymore. ”
Although it said sincerely, there was a panicked look on its face, but I clearly knew that this thing was the tongue change of the eight women with long tongues, and if you let it go today, it will definitely harm others, and shouted angrily at the moment: "In your previous life, you sowed discord and did your best to do the evil deeds of long tongues, only to suffer from the hell of pulling out your tongue, but you still don't know how to repent and provoke the feelings of the Guo family and the couple, you go and explain the cause and effect to the sister-in-law of the Guo family, otherwise I will not allow you." ”
After speaking, he caught the instigator and put it on the shoulder of Guo's second daughter-in-law, and sure enough, the instigator didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and told the cause and effect again. Although Guo Lao's second daughter-in-law couldn't see it, she could hear it, and couldn't help but be stunned, looked at me, and then looked at Guo Lao'er, and then hesitated: "Is this true?" ”
I nodded, and seeing that the misunderstanding between Guo Lao and his wife had been cleared up, he grabbed the instigator on the table again, pressed it with one hand, and said with a golden scissor: "It's not that I won't let you go, but I can't keep you." ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for the instigator to speak again, and the "click" was cut indiscriminately, and the soul of the instigator was scattered, and then the gold scissors were collected. To be honest, I once wanted to let go of the instigator, but as soon as I thought that if I let it go, it would harm others, so I just killed it.
When I cleaned up here, I talked to Guo Lao Er's daughter-in-law back and forth, and when I heard it, her two eyes were staring at the copper bell, and finally she turned her head and yelled at Guo Lao Er: "What are you still doing in a daze?" Hurry up and buy some food and come back, and thank the big brother at noon. ”
When Guo Lao Er heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he responded one after another, and trotted away, and the second daughter-in-law smiled at me: "Big brother, you will wait!" I went back to my mother's house and picked up the baby. After saying that, he left me and went back to my mother's house.
I sat alone and was stunned, this Guo Lao and his second daughter-in-law changed too quickly, and I was a little uncomfortable.
But it's not strange, the couple didn't have any big rights and wrongs, it was all because the instigator was making trouble in it, and they already had feelings, not to mention that there was a child, and as soon as the words were spoken, they were naturally reconciled.
But in this way, the question comes, Guo's second daughter-in-law is back, where will I stay at night? It's not convenient to live next door! The couple haven't seen each other for a month or two, so naturally they want to be affectionate, do you want me to listen to the room, this is not good, I have to go! But where do I go? This is a big problem.
After a while, Guo Lao Er bought back a large bag of cooked vegetables, and when he saw that his daughter-in-law was gone, he was shocked, I told him to go back to his parents' house to pick up the child, and Guo Lao Er Mei grinned with a big mouth.
The brothers didn't wait for his daughter-in-law to come back, and drank the cooked food on the plate, to be honest, I had just had breakfast, I was not hungry at all, and the wine was even more difficult to swallow, and yesterday's wine strength has not eased up! But Guo Lao Er is excited! After a strong persuasion, I had to drink a few more glasses.
After a few cups, I found that I was not so uncomfortable, Guo Lao Er said that this is called soul wine, the first day I drank big, the next day I must drink a few glasses, or I will be uncomfortable!
I actually believed it sadly, and before I knew it, I had several cups of stomach, and before I knew it, I was a little dazed again.
After a while, Guo Lao's second daughter-in-law came back, still holding a big fat boy, chubby and very cute, Guo Lao's second daughter was gone when he saw it, hugged him and kissed and gnawed, and the family of three was happy.
In this way, I was even more redundant, and I couldn't help but think of the crazy old man and them, and I couldn't help but feel sad. Fortunately, Guo Lao Er looked at me with a full face, and when he saw that my expression was wrong, he talked to his daughter-in-law for a while, and told me everything, but fortunately, he didn't know what I was sad about, and only said that I had something on my mind.
Guo's second daughter-in-law definitely has the characteristics of a female man, and as soon as she heard it, she patted her chest and said, "Brother Xiaohua, did you have a misunderstanding with the object!" If you don't have to worry about this, it's on your sister-in-law. ”
As soon as the words fell, someone knocked on the door, and Guo's second daughter-in-law walked over and asked while opening the door, "Who?" ”
"I'm Wang Xiaohua's daughter-in-law, the two of them quarreled yesterday, Xiaohua didn't go home all night, I heard that I came to find the second brother, I came to see if I was there." A woman's voice came in from outside the door.
I squirted out a sip of wine, when did I have a daughter-in-law, why didn't I know myself? Although I drank too much last night, I have been with Guo Lao Er all the time! Where did this daughter-in-law come from?
Guo's second daughter-in-law smiled and said, "I'll just say it!" It must be a misunderstanding between the two of them, Brother Xiaohua, you see that the object has come to you, there is something that the two of them can't say, and it's okay to say it. As he spoke, he pulled the man in.
The position where I was sitting happened to be blocked by Guo's second daughter-in-law, and I couldn't see anyone at all, but I knew very well in my heart that I had never had a daughter-in-law, at most I had a unilateral favorite object.
The person who came smiled and said, "It's not! Sister-in-law, you have to make the decision for me, Xiaohua's temper is getting stronger and stronger, and before he said a word, he came to the second brother to drink, and he didn't go back all night, leaving me at home alone, how pitiful! ”
Guo's second daughter-in-law kept nodding and said, "That's it, Xiaohua is not right, I will scold him later, such a watery daughter-in-law can't find it with a lantern!" Why are you willing to leave you alone at home! My dead ghost isn't right! Relying on the fact that I am not at home for the past few days, there is no royal law, and I poured the Xiaohua brothers with meat and vegetables last night, and I will see how I clean him up. ”
I was stunned when I heard it, I dared to love these two and chatted, and the tone was completely into the play, I dare to guarantee that I don't have a daughter-in-law, and I dare to guarantee that before today, Guo Lao's second daughter-in-law will definitely not know me, these two women said a few words as if the woman was really my daughter-in-law, and Guo Lao Er and I are iron buddies who have known each other for a long time.
Although I now regard Guo Lao Er as a friend, we have only just met after all!
As Guo Lao's second daughter-in-law spoke, she pulled the woman in, I only glanced at it, and immediately gasped, and half of the wine woke up on the spot.