Chapter Thirty-Six: Xie An's Divine Calculation
Xie An laughed and replied, "Of course I'm not ashamed." The fairy blushes with shame and is delicate, which can only make the vulgar more intoxicated, and if she blushes with shame and is also delicate, it is to make the vulgar cowardly! ”
"Gegegege-" Chu Si didn't hold back for a moment, and laughter burst out of his tightly covered mouth again. She looked at Xie An and said with a smile: "You are really good at talking." She suppressed her smile faintly and said softly, "I haven't laughed like this in a long time." ”
Xie An said gently: "Is the girl a Jin person?" ”
Chu Si nodded and said softly, "It should be." ”
Xie An sighed and said: "The world is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, such a character as a girl, An Zaijin has never heard of it, it is really a big shocking thing." ”
Chu Si smiled slightly and asked, "By the way, where is this place, and in which country?" ”
Xie An looked at her and said with a smile: "We are now in Zhao's territory. ”
"Zhao, Shi Hu's territory?" Chu Si asked anxiously.
Xie An nodded and said, "It should be said that it is Shile's territory." However, this Shihu prince An has also been known for a long time, and he is very valued by Shi Le. ”
Actually ran to his territory! Chu Si's heart was a little confused, no, Shi Hu should still be in Jicheng, I can leave at any time before he comes back!
Thinking about it calmed her mind. Xie An said softly, "Where does Miss Chu want to go?" Thank you for someone who can give you a ride. Chu Si was overjoyed when he heard this, and was answering, when he suddenly heard a noise below, and in the midst of the noise, the heavy and powerful footsteps of "kicking and kicking" were being transmitted from the staircase to the second floor. Chu Si sat down facing the staircase, and as soon as she raised her head, she met a face!
It's a meatloaf face! And it's a big, big meatloaf face! This face is so big that it reminds people of a basin at first glance. At the same time, his facial features are very delicate, and his facial features are placed on the meatloaf, as if sprinkled with a few rotten beans. How to look at it is not pleasing to the eye.
This person was very tall, taller than any big man Chu Si had ever seen, and according to her estimates, it was about two meters long! He was also fat, and as he walked, the fat all over his body swayed and swayed.
The big fat man was followed by two guards, but the two guards were too normal, and they were not conspicuous at all against the backdrop of the big fat man.
As soon as the big fat man went upstairs, he looked up and faced Chu Si. He was stunned for a moment, and exclaimed, "Da, little white face! ”
Chu Si frowned, Xie An saw it, and couldn't help but turn his head. The big fat man met Xie An's face and shouted, "Duh, big white face!" ”
The guard who followed Xie An slammed the ground, stood up and glared at the big fat man. The big fat nut peg rolled his eyes, ignored him, and fell on Chu Xie's face again.
Feeling the lustful eyes that fell on him, Xie An smiled faintly and said to him: "Duh! Big meat balls! The big fat man raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "Big white face, what is your name?" ”
Xie An had already turned around at this time, he squeezed his eyes at Chu Si, and said in a low voice: "As long as I stretch out my hand, my hand can't even touch him at all, this big ball of meat will fall to the ground, believe it?" ”
Chu Si looked at him, shook his head, and said in the same low voice: "You don't have kung fu, just a weak literati, I don't believe you can deal with him!" ”
Xie An smiled and said lightly: "I am a scribe, but I am not weak!" ”
With that, he picked up a chopstick from the table and swung it slowly behind him. At the same time as he put out his chopsticks, the big fat man was blind to the two of them, and rushed towards them.
With every step he took, the floor shook with a bang. Chu Si looked at the chopsticks on Xie An's right hand in a daze, swallowed his saliva, and said, "You just use this?" ”
"Of course," Xie An replied, "he'll bump into it himself." ”
Chu Si's eyes widened, and he stared at the big fat man in disbelief.
The big fat man moved quickly, and he rushed hurriedly like a crazy bull, and in the blink of an eye, he rushed to Xie An's side. Chu Si saw that Xie An's chopsticks really didn't move, but the fat man didn't know what was going on, and he turned a blind eye to the chopsticks there, his foot was raised, and he kicked Xie An's collapse stiffly, and he kicked it like this, which just made a numb tendon next to his knee hit the chopsticks in Xie An's hand heavily!
He came in a rage, and the strength of his feet was extremely heavy. The numb tendon was suddenly touched, and he couldn't help but let out a scream of "ah-", and in the scream, his huge body was unstable, and he slammed forward.
I saw a loud "bang", and the big fat man fell at Xie An's feet. This man's body was so large that as soon as he fell to the ground, he tried to struggle to get up, but he twisted and twisted in vain!
Xie An slowly lowered his head and looked at him condescendingly, until the big fat man looked back at him, and he shouted: "Duh, the squirming big meat ball!" ”
Chu Si saw that it was really like, and couldn't help laughing.
The two guards hurriedly stepped forward, and with great effort, they finally helped the big fat man up. The big fat man glared at the two of them hatefully, seeing that Xie An was talking and laughing freely, Chu Si didn't look at himself, remembering that the fall just now was really inexplicable, after thinking about it, he still retreated.
After he stepped back, Chu Si asked curiously, "How did you do it?" ”
Xie An replied: "There is too much fat on his stomach, blocking his downward vision, so naturally he can't see my chopsticks, as for why I put the chopsticks in that direction, that's the result of my counting." “
"Count?"
"Well, I look at his figure, the way he walks, and the posture of lifting the fall with each foot, and calculate."
Chu Si sighed: "People like you, why don't you go and practice martial arts?" Xie An laughed and said loudly: "If Xie someone practices martial arts, won't there be another famous person in the world?" ”
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