Chapter 160; Laughter came out of the coffin
We here, there is a saying that people who die are more than 70 years old, this is called joy and mourning, no matter whether the day is cold or hot, the mortuary must be suspended for three days. Anyone under the age of 70, whether he dies horizontally or vertically, as long as he dies, he must be mortuary for one day and one night.
Wang Kai's family is under the age of 70, so the mortuary should be mortuary.
The carpenter tinkled the coffin in the courtyard, and my heart was also restless, as if something was going to happen tonight.
After the coffin was sealed, the family members cried and burned incense and paper to pay tribute, and those of us who lifted weights drank and stayed with the night on the side, which was a custom and a rule handed down by our ancestors.
After the family members finished crying, they almost went to sleep, we weightlifters continued to drink, Li Xiaofei was the same as me, he was also a weightlifter, and when he saw that his family members were asleep and drank some wine, he asked me; "Brother Chuan, can this person connect the wooden head?"
I glared at him, you can't talk nonsense on such an occasion.
He stopped talking, and we continued drinking. Drinking and drinking, he drank big, a few firewood stacks close to Wang Kai's house lay down and fell asleep, Li Xiaofei was still alive, he had to shout and play cards, I said you guys play, I'll go home and see and come back.
When I wasn't busy, I began to think about Wang Ying in my heart, when will this girl get better? Li Xiaofei smiled and said, I married a beautiful daughter-in-law and started to study for home. I can't say anything? How did he know how I felt.
Walked out of Wang Kai's house, felt the wind swishing overhead, subconsciously looked up at the sky, nothing, now is the Mid-Autumn Festival, the weather is indeed cold, I should think too much.
When I returned home, I saw Wan'er and Wang Ying still chatting. Alas! There are two female ghosts in the family like this, they don't eat, they don't sleep, they talk and talk every day, what is there to talk about. I suddenly thought, if Wang Ying's soul is better, if she knows me and accepts Wan'er, will I hug left and right on such a night? Thinking about it, I kind of think about it, I haven't done it for a long time. Wang Ying's wonderful figure and different warmth, I miss it very much, and I just hope that she will get better soon.
"Sister Ying, Brother Dachuan is back." Hearing me open the door, Wan'er walked out barefoot, this girl was dressed in pajamas, as if she didn't even wear a bra inside, flickering, not afraid of me at all, and I had sores on my mouth when I saw it. Then Wang Ying also came out, this girl was similar to Wan'er, with flashes on it, her thighs were exposed, and I couldn't control it.
"Ying'er, why don't I give you some physiotherapy." Looking at Wang Ying's seductive appearance, my heart softened, and I thought that I would soon cure her and restore the relationship between husband and wife!
Wang Ying grinned and shook her head; "No, no, you can wash and sleep." After speaking, he pulled Wan'er into the back room.
Depressed to death! As soon as I took off my pants, I ran over to see how you two ghosts dealt with it?
I just want to think about it, I definitely won't do such a thing, I want to maintain a good image of myself in front of Wang Ying and Wan'er, seeing that Wang Ying doesn't bird me, I changed my clothes and walked out, I originally wanted to bring the Fengchi Sword, but in the end I didn't bring it. Although I feel that tonight may not be very peaceful, these things have nothing to do with me, I have withdrawn from the yin and yang rivers and lakes, and those ghosts and spirits have nothing to do with me.
As soon as I walked out of the house, I heard a noise outside, my heart tightened, and I quickly ran towards the entrance of the village, and sure enough, several people ran out of Wang Kai's house, shouting while running, "Help!" Help me! ”
I ran over quickly and collided with Li Xiaofei head-on; "Xiaofei, don't be nervous, what's the situation?"
"Fierce, the dead are murderous (that is, the meaning of deceitful corpses) run away." Li Xiaofei pulled me and ran backwards.
"Don't be afraid, go over and have a look." I grabbed Li Xiaofei and thought in my heart, even if I didn't have the Fengchi Sword, I still had the Dafa of Sperm Absorption to protect myself. As a weightlifter, it is also the duty to guard the corpse, and make a big deal to be sorry for the main family.
"Brother Dachuan, this is nothing to look at, Wang Kai's wife changed the head of wood and actually lived, scared to death, and there was a giggle in the coffin." Li Xiaofei said.
"Really? Go over and take a look. "I'm a drinker, and now I'm well-equipped, so I'm a bit of a cow.
"Don't dare." Li Xiaofei shrank back in fright.
"What's not to dare?" I grabbed Li Xiaofei, and by the way, I also grabbed a person who ran behind me. The three of us walked towards Wang Kai's house. As we walked forward, the people who ran out were emboldened and followed.
Because the electric light was on in the yard, it was very bright, and a few people tentatively came over to see a kid sitting there eating and drinking, this guy is also a weightlifter, and he is the son of Wang Lai's family, called Wang Yiding.
"Yiding, aren't you afraid?" We came over, Li Xiaofei asked cautiously. And I, after a quick glance at the three coffins, didn't move at all.
"Giggle, giggle......" Wang Yiding laughed. Then he said; "Look at you birds, and you help people guard their coffins, I take the opportunity to pee and make a joke with you, you are scared to death, too cowardly." Wang Yiding saw that his prank scared everyone away, and he couldn't be proud.
Now the big guy has figured it out. Li Xiaofei was dizzy, and a slap slapped Wang Yiding's cheek; "Are you kidding like that! You can scare people out of heart disease, you know? ”
Wang Yiding was beaten by Li Xiaofei, and he was also angry, and when he got up, he fought with Li Xiaofei, and the surroundings were suddenly chaotic, I was also very angry, people were scary, scared to death, how could Nima make such a joke, so I took it seriously, so I didn't persuade me to fight, and let Li Xiaofei beat that bastard boy a few times.
Just when the two of them were tearing together, Wang Kai's mother came. The old man seemed to have heard the letter, so he hurried over from the house in front of him. crying while walking; "What's going on?"
Li Xiaofei and Wang Yiding stopped when they saw Wang Kai's mother coming back crying. It's too rude to fight in front of someone's mourning hall.
"Cluck, cluck...... Giggle............ "Just when everyone was at a stalemate and no one had anything to say, a shrill laugh came out of thin air.
Everyone turned their eyes to Wang Yiding, Wang Yiding was also stunned, he stood there, he didn't move at all, his body didn't move, his mouth didn't move, obviously, the laughter didn't come from him.
Everyone watched back and forth, wondering who was playing a prank.
"Cluck, cluck, cluck......" The laughter rang out again, with a sinister smell that made people shudder.
At this time, everyone turned their eyes to the other side, that is, the coffin in the mourning hall.
"Run! This time it's really a murderer. I don't know who shouted, the people who were still in a stalemate exploded again, and only me and Wang Kai's mother were left in the courtyard in an instant.
Wang Kai's mother was not afraid at all, and walked towards the mourning hall in a sluggish manner; "Xiao Tao, me, is that you? You have grievances in your heart, don't you? The old lady could hear the laughter coming from her daughter-in-law's coffin.
I grabbed her; "Auntie, don't go over, it's dangerous." I am a person who has experienced, if a person dies, there must be two reasons, either borrowing the corpse to resurrect the soul, or turning into a zombie, such anger, such laughter, whether it is borrowing the corpse to resurrect the soul or transforming into a zombie, it is not a good type, it is the master of death, so it can't be passed.
"Brother, you let me go, it's okay, the child has a grievance and wants to tell me!" The old lady's face was sad, and her spirit was a little abnormal, which was inevitable. His son's family of three disappeared overnight, and it was inevitable to be sad.
"Auntie, you really can't go over." I grabbed her to death, no matter what, I could let her get close to these three coffins, these three dead resentment, if they were borrowed to return their souls, it would be troublesome, her anger is not something that ordinary people can resist.
Li Xiaofei and the others who ran out saw that there was nothing wrong, so they came back again, "Brother Dachuan, are you okay?" ”
"Take a good look at the aunt, I'll go over and take a look." I sent my aunt into Li Xiaofei's hand and leaned towards the coffin.
"Cluck, cluck!" At this time, there was another eerie laugh in the coffin.