Updated: 2012-04-11

Li Zonggui stood up violently: "I'll go down the mountain and take a look!" ”

"No need to go down! Go to Eagle Wing Rock to see the best! The Beiping Army is no better than the Wu Army! Be careful! Li Zongliang calmly commanded, Li Zonggui agreed, went out, called Zhang Gouzi, and hurried to Eagle Wing Rock. Li Xiaoqi came to his senses and stomped his feet hatefully: "Big brother, Mr. Fan, and Mrs. Fan, they have to withdraw quickly and go to Wanhua Valley!" Hide in the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers first! ”

"Well, Erhuai goes, I can't give you more people, let Lao Changtou and Moshu give you a hand, hurry up! Let's go! And Xiaoyi, you go too! Li Erhuai sighed, hurriedly stood up, stretched out his hand to pull Li Xiaoqi, Li Xiaoqi deftly flashed behind Lu Feng and shouted: "I'm not going!" It's useful for me to stay here, I can figure it out! I'm not going! ”

Li Erhuai turned his head to look at Li Zongliang, Li Zongliang's calm face was about to get angry, Wei Shuisheng patted him on the shoulder, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Mi is right, besides, it would be more appropriate for her to follow us." Li Zongliang exhaled and nodded reluctantly, Li Erhuai stretched out his hand and patted Li Xiaoqi: "Sister be careful!" With that, he strode out of the door and ran towards Mr. Fan's yard.

Li Xiaoqi and Lu Feng sent Mr. Fan and the others out of the back mountain, and watched a group of seven or eight people hurriedly turn over a rock, and the two of them neatly sealed and disguised the road leading to the depths of Bijia Mountain, leading to the third cave named Wanhua Valley by Li Xiaoqi.

The two of them ran to the walled tower, and there were already a few traces of fish belly white in the distant sky, not far away, several sharp and piercing flutes sounded in the direction of Eagle Wing Rock, Li Xiaoyi's face turned pale all of a sudden, and the luck in his heart was shattered by the sound of the flute, and it was really towards Beacon Mountain! Next to Li Xiaoyi, Li Zongliang, who was standing with his hands behind his back, was covered with a trace of cold air, and turned his head and ordered Jiang Shuncai, who was following closely behind: "Tell them all to go back to the village!" Don't give your life in vain. ”

Jiang Shuncai agreed, took out a small copper pipe and put it in his mouth, and three short and sharp flute sounds instantly spread all around the cottage, straight to the foot of the mountain, and the secret whistles everywhere hurriedly jumped up and rushed back to the mountain village.

Li Xiaoqi stood on the walled tower, his mind was spinning fast, what should I do? What to do? What to do??????? Maybe?????? You can try it! Li Xiaoqi turned his head to look at Li Zongliang and Wei Shuisheng violently, his eyes flashed brightly, and he said anxiously: "I have a method, maybe it will work!" Let's talk about it, that pool of dung! Use it! ”

Li Zongliang, Wei Shuisheng and Lu Feng looked at Li Xiaoqi inexplicably, Wei Shuisheng subconsciously reached out to touch Li Xiaoyi's forehead, Li Xiaoqi slapped him away, turned his head to look at Lu Feng and asked, "Do you see clearly?" Did the second prince personally bring someone over? Is that the prince? ”

"It's him! I can see it clearly! You can't go wrong! Lu Feng was categorically sure, Li Xiaoqi took a breath, turned his head to look at Li Zongliang and Wei Shuisheng and explained: "That second prince, he loves cleanliness very much, go back to Wisteria Residence, and the noble son said that the steward is eager to remove the roof and wash it, even the railings and pillars have been wiped with a white cloth, it must be a very clean one, let's use big dung, use those big urns," Li Xiaoqi pointed to the big coarse urn for storing grain piled up in the corner of the village: "Hit him with the urn with dung, you can't kill him, and you will disgust him!" If he really loves cleanliness so much, he will definitely not be able to stand such filth, maybe he can get rid of him disgusting today, as long as there is a day and a half of space, we will burn this village and go away! ”

Lu Feng retched in disgust: "This idea?????? It's disgusting! I can't stand it if I change it! ”

Wei Shuisheng raised his eyebrows, forced a smile, and turned his head to look at Li Zongliang: "I just said that the little ghost has a lot of ideas, this method can be tried, use an urn, from the inside of the village to Yuzuiling, where there is already a hole that rolls stones on the mountain road, I will take people over, see the right time to throw it down, maybe it really works." ”

"I'll go too!" Lu Feng hurriedly volunteered, he couldn't watch all the excitement last time, and he couldn't miss it again this time! Li Zongliang nodded helplessly and wanted to laugh, and before he could speak, Lu Feng had already excitedly ordered him to go down: "Go quickly, go quickly!" Use those big urns, fill them with dung, and move them to Yuzui Ridge! We're going to have a stinky fight! ”

Li Xiaoqi exhaled, the fear dissipated, and he thought about the past a little bit in his heart, this is not the north of Zhengcheng, this is Bijia Mountain, and it is dozens of miles south of the south gate of Zhengcheng! This is the hinterland of the country of Wu! Even if the Beiping Army borrowed the road, it only borrowed the north of Zhengcheng! As soon as the second prince of Beiping destroyed the Liang Kingdom, he brought people to appear here! If people know?????? What does this mean? Li Xiaoqi was excited and slightly heartbeat, and hurriedly turned around to find someone who could use it, Jiang Shuncai took someone to pretend to be dung, Zhang Gouzi had already run back, and was panting next to Li Xiaoyi, Li Xiaoqi hurriedly pointed at him and ordered: "Quick!" Find a few people and smoke on the top of the back mountain! Wolf smoke! Warning! We've been robbed here! ”

Zhang Gouzi's eyes widened, blinked a few times, and looked at Li Xiaoqi in amazement, the fifth master was stupid? A litter of mountain bandits still dares to raise wolf smoke to warn, who to show it? When the bandits were robbed? But confused is confused, the fifth master's order, that can not be delayed, Zhang Gouzi simply agreed, called Zhao Liushun, and rushed to the top of the back mountain to release wolf smoke to warn.

Jiang Shuncai commanded Zhang Xingwang, Zhang Dazhuang and others to quickly load seven or eight urns of foul-smelling dung, Li Xiaoqi is also a clean, usually can't see a fly flying, this dung pit has to desperately scatter chopped Bo back, but this Bo falls back and scatters too much, why is this big dung so stinky? I used to dung in the countryside every year, but I never smelled so bad?! Jiang Shuncai and the others were so smoked that they retched vigorously, and even Brother Sun, who did the most farm work and was the least afraid of smell, vomited two or three times in disgust. After loading the dung, several people had to use hay to plug the mouth of the urn tightly, and then use a rope to catch it, and the two of them carried it to Yuzui Ridge, if the mouth of the urn was not sealed, no one would be willing to lift it.

At the foot of the mountain, the black-clothed and black-armored Beiping cavalry had already rushed to the foot of the mountain, and more than a dozen forwards shook the reins with one hand and waved their scimitars with the other, and rushed up the mountain on horseback! Just rushed two corners, the horse can't rush up, this mountain, even if it is the East Mountain, is just a very small mountain bandit nest, what kind of mountain road can be built? Usually the car goes up the mountain, that is, people pull the horse and then pull the car, the front pulls the back and pushes, just like that, the car can only go half at most, and then up, but it has to be carried up by people!

Su Zicheng followed behind, his face was so gloomy that water could drip out, he waved his hand to signal everyone to dismount, and divided dozens of people to lead the horses to guard at the foot of the mountain, and he took the rest of the guards, shields and spears to protect the front, and rushed to the mountain on foot.

Running all the way up, it was extremely smooth, Su Zicheng turned his head to look at Changqing suspiciously, and Changqing hurriedly replied respectfully: "Hui Ye, this is the place, it won't be wrong." ”

Su Zicheng said 'um', his feet sped up, and in a moment the avant-garde had rushed to Yuzuiling not far away, Lu Feng covered his mouth and nose with a big cotton handkerchief, and supported a big dung urn with one hand, staring at Su Zicheng excitedly, this urn of big dung, he had to throw it on his head if he said anything!

Wei Shuisheng stared at the sturdy avant-garde holding the shield scimitar, slowly took half a step back to the side, let go of the groove of the rolling stone, held his hand in the air, Zhang Dazhuang and a few others with great strength, the two of them carried a dung urn, just waiting for Wei Shuisheng's hand to fall, and then lined up to throw it out. However, in a breath or two, the avant-garde had already rushed to the bottom of the Yuzui Ridge, Wei Shuisheng waved his hand vigorously, Zhang Dazhuang and Zhang Xingwang pushed out the dung urn vigorously, threw it on the ground and rolled back.

The dung urn rolled a few times in a daze, and fell down the high mountain. The small guards who were tightly guarding in front of and behind Su Zicheng instantly surrounded the human wall, protecting Su Zicheng in the middle, and the avant-garde dodged the dung urn neatly, and the dung urn fell from the mountain ridge more than ten zhang high and smashed on the rugged mountain road, and the fine tiles were sandwiched with foul-smelling dung, which bloomed like fireworks and shot in all directions.

Before Su Zicheng and the black-clothed guards could breathe through the suffocating stench, the equally ugly big urn rolled down from the mountain again, and one of the avant-garde at the front handed the shield in his hand to his partner, stared at the dung urn, jumped up, and tapped the urn with the spear in his hand, and the dung urn turned around clumsily and fell straight into the mountain stream next to it.

Lu Feng stomped his feet angrily, padbed his hands with a handkerchief, lifted the dung urn, and was about to throw it, when he suddenly paused, turned his head to look at Wei Shuisheng and grinned: "You look for a stone, I'll throw this urn out, don't wait for them to reach it, you just throw a stone and smash this urn!" You have to drench him with stinking! ”

Wei Shuisheng laughed, bent down and picked up a small stone, checked it, and signaled Lu Feng to be okay, Lu Feng squinted his eyes and stared at Su Zicheng tightly, and threw the big dung urn in his hand to the top of Su Zicheng's head, and threw it out, the stone in Wei Shuisheng's hand followed and roared out, the urn of dung was in the air, and above Su Zicheng's head, it exploded with a muffled 'poof', and the foul-smelling dung fell like rain.

Dongping and a few small guys desperately tried to block Su Zicheng tighter, more tightly, but the stinky feces that fell were simply pervasive, and the four of them, plus Changqing and Changshun, were drenched with drenched and covered in feces, and they couldn't keep the stench out of Su Zicheng, Su Zicheng subconsciously wiped his forehead, looked at the yellow and soft thing on his fingers in disbelief, couldn't help it anymore, bent over and vomited wildly.

"Master, let's ?????? first Retreat, retreat first?????? Take a step back. Changqing was so smoked that he could barely open his mouth, and Su Zicheng was so disgusted that he almost lost his mind, holding that finger high, and he didn't know what to do.

Changqing and Dongping glanced at each other, and tacitly beckoned to the guards behind who were still clean to step forward, carry Su Zicheng, and rush down the mountain, going down the mountain is really faster than going up the mountain.

Lu Feng crouched on the Yuzui Ridge, rolling on the ground with laughter.