Small Theater by Yingfujun

Classmate Wan Ning just yelled at the fifth child, "You want me to be your concubine......

Five-five roared horses: Why why are you willing to marry him, but you just don't want to marry me

Wan Ning served tea from afar: That's different

Five-five: What is the difference between doing four-sided blessings and doing five-sided blessings?

Wanning: The word "four" is different from the word "five".

Five-five sluggish

Wanning continued to drink tea: It's terrible to be uneducated

No responsibility for the EG extra-fragment small theater (Wanning vs Yumin) byeve303

Fragment 1

Wanning is seven years old, and Yumin ...... Probably seven years old......

Wanning: I met the fourth elder brother yesterday, and we went shopping together...... (5,000 words of shopping description omitted)

Yumin: Oh......

Wanning: To be honest, the fourth elder brother is not the same as I thought...... (omitting 10,000 words of description of the difference between imagination and reality)

Yumin: Really......

Wanning: This is the xxx I bought, give it to you to play

Yumin: Thank you.

Wanning: What do you think of the fourth elder brother? Why didn't you react after talking about it for so long?

Yumin: Fourth elder brother, I haven't seen him, what do you think? Should I have any feedback?

Wanning: ......

Yumin: (Wanning is really a talented woman, how detailed and pertinent the evaluation of that article "On the Difference Between Reality and Imagination" is...... ）

Fragment 2

Wanning is eight years old, and Yumin is also eight years old! (Author: Yumin, you don't have to emphasize it so much...... Yumin: Do you still want to write about eight years old? ）

Wanning: (In a surrealist masterpiece) xxx came back to his senses, sweaty and heavily clothed, just at that moment it was as difficult as a hundred years had passed, he-

Yumin: Isn't it just a moment? (Author: Don't you know the theory of relativity?) Yumin: But Wanning doesn't know I know. Author: Nai!! Yumin: ╮(╯_╰)╭Is it boring)

Wanning: The ...... So—

Yumin: Oh, did you realize this?

Wanning: No, it was discovered by a person in a country called Germany in the West.

Yumin: Germany? Is it as big as our Qing Dynasty? Are the people there the same as us?

Wanning: No...... (Geography and Population of Germany)

Yumin: That's ...... (Continue to ask questions about Germany)

Wanning: ...... (Answering)

……

An hour and a half later......

"Qing Dynasty Travel Guide: How to Play in Germany" is newly released......

After Yumin sent Wanning away, she thought about what to ask her next time? It's Italy. Well, focus on letting her talk about the three masters of art, after so long, it's almost forgotten and it's a review, hehe

Piece 3

Yumin: (Author: Please refer to the original text for details here...... I've been wanting to invite you over, but I've been busy. (Wan Ning I miss your improvisation)

Wanning: (Author: Please refer to the original text for details of the abridgement here)...... Fourth Elder Brother ...... Is it good for you?

Yumin blushed slightly: He treated me very well...... (Author: There are abridgements here, please refer to the original text for details.) Also, will Yu Minnai also blush? Yu Min cleared his throat: Yanziwu brand rouge, using the secret formula of the princess of Nanyuan in Liaoguo, extracts natural plant essence, unique production process, contains moisturizing and rejuvenating factors, can make your skin show a natural flush after use, and is a must-have travel for the home!! Swallow Wood brand rouge, specially designed for Asian women. 400-year-old store, quality assurance! Author:...... Speechless...... ）

Wan Ning's face turned pale...... (Author: There are abridgements here, please refer to the original text for details)

Yumin cleared her throat again: Are you feeling unwell, do you have heart palpitations and chest tightness? Why not try Huang's Qicao Liquid Oral Liquid? The Northern Song Dynasty Huang Yaoshi carefully developed it to treat heartache and depression. The effect is better when used in combination with Jiuhua Gyokuro Pill. It's really - (Author: Stop!! Is it possessed by the god of advertising? ）

Fragment 4

Location: Four Elder Brothers' Mansion

Time: The fourth elder brother usually returns home

Wanning danced in the garden after carefully dressing up, and the April breeze blew up pieces of cherry blossoms, looking at it from afar, it was really like a dream, like a fairy.

Half an hour later, after reading a book in the gazebo in the corner of the garden, Sifujin raised his eyes and saw Sister Wanning dancing.

Yumin: Isn't that ......?

Song Gege embroidering on the side: Yes.

Yumin: No one is going to tell her that the fourth master will come back later for dinner at Eniang's in the palace today?

Song Gege: ......

The leader of the Demon Cult is by Yingyijun

Dear West,

How's it going?

Although it is closer, the opportunity to meet is becoming less and less.

How are you doing with Xiao Baiwan?

It's inevitable to suffer and suffer, right?

Bear with me, I've been so busy with things in the court lately that I can't take care of you for the time being, but if you really can't bear it, tell me, let's find another way, just an elder brother, don't have to grieve yourself for this.

I have taken good care of your holy daughter, and I have not dared to give her a little grievance since I got married.

PS: For the sake of the original copy that I was with you all night, give me this year's antidote as soon as possible.

- Xiao Chen Chen

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Cheap Guy Chen:

You don't harass me, I'm fine.

There's no problem with me, although I'm a maid, but I haven't suffered much, who wouldn't go to work and fish. It's just a novice, and I can't even figure her out and call myself the leader of the Demon Sect.

It's just that I don't want you to give me any more misinformation when I need it later. **At the beginning, you clearly told me that the fifth elder brother's future Fujin was the chick in the third room, and he almost killed his mother. Fortunately, the old lady's RP is strong, so she can find the right person.

Just wait for the old lady to follow up on the news of the Fifth Elder Brother's Mansion~ Oh ho ho ~ The man I fancied for, I will not let him go.

PS: The antidote depends on your performance.

PS again: Yuehe is such a poor maid name...... It really made me cry before I could say anything.

- The defeat of the West

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Dear West,

╭(╯3╰)╮

I heard you were beaten? Let me heal your wounds with a priest's kiss.

I knew that our Western adults who value both beauty and intelligence would not go crazy with that NC girl. It's good you didn't go along.

How's it going? Do I need wound medicine?

Can I take the best red medicine without leaving a trace and exchange it with you for this year's antidote? It really doesn't leave a trace.

- Xiao Chen Chen

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Cheap Guy Chen:

The old lady planted it this time.

In order to prevent them from discovering that I knew martial arts, I didn't dare to use internal force, and I carried the board hard.

But I'm going to flash people, I heard that the little white hard squeezed Master Kong to match her to the fourth, I really can't understand the brain structure of these fat pigs.

Anyway, my mother won't accompany me, and tomorrow I will let the people in the sect redeem me, let's think about it another way, if it doesn't work, I'll go directly to confess.

PS: Dare to bargain with me, this year's antidote was postponed for two months.

- The defeat of the West

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Dear West,

OTZ

I was wrong, I was really wrong, forgive me, Queen.

It's me who is ruthless, I'm ruthless, I'm unreasonable, just let me go.

If you don't look at it for the sake of our netizens' teammates and fellow countrymen, but also for the sake of the child in your holy daughter's belly, you can let me go.

- Xiao Chen Chen

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Cheap Guy Chen:

I confessed. —/////—

And it seems that there is a play.

I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let you go.

I'm going to **** recently, deal with the backlog of work, and then come back to chase men.

Ask my holy daughter Britney if there is anything I need to bring?

In addition, after I entered the Fifth Elder Brother's Mansion, how can I help you come up with the charter?

You are limited to writing a 5,000-word report before I come back.

PS: You pray, the day I enter the Fifth Elder Brother's Mansion is when your antidote will be distributed this year.

- The defeat of the West

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