Yang Houzhao almost squirted out: "......"

He wiped his chin and said, "What story?" ”

Zhang Yong glanced at him, and then looked melancholy: "Long live the lord, just like two tigers, during estrus, the tigress wants to mate with the male tiger, but she is afraid that the male tiger will bite him, and the male tiger wants to mate with the female tiger, but he is afraid that the tigress will hurt him by surprise, so he has to fight a battle, win, and have trust in order to give birth to tiger cubs."

Although we are not tigers, we are two independent people, and it is inevitable that we will not adapt to living together, so there will be a lot of friction, and this friction is normal.

You can still find someone who has friction with you and makes you sad, but there are still many people in this world who don't, living like a walking corpse, and quarreling is also a kind of happiness. ”

Yang Houzhao was stunned, and then said: "Then your story is ......?"

Zhang Yong hurriedly said: "Long live the lord, let's finish our meal and go to see my mother." ”

Seeing Yang Houzhao's hesitation, Zhang Yong said: "Otherwise, it will be you who will be uncomfortable in the end, the slave and maid will speak straight, and you want to go yourself." ”

yes, it's him who can't sleep, who made him love that queen bastard?

Yang Houzhao lowered his head and stirred the porridge in this bowl, and his voice was as thin as a mosquito: "Lao Zhang, let's be honest with you, it's not that I don't want to find it, it's that I know, Ah Zhao is stubborn, I'm afraid I won't forgive me this time, and if I find it, I will be scolded." ”

But when does a woman coax at this time? After that, people don't get angry anymore and don't need you.

Zhang Yongdao: "Long live the lord, you believe in slaves, Niangniang just wants you to have a serious business, you punish those who tempt you, make a gesture and come out, Niangniang will be able to forgive you." ”

Yang Houzhao raised his head and looked at Zhang Yong with a puzzled gaze: "Are you serious? ”

"Hmm!"

***

"You won't be light, it will hurt me to death."

"Then slave and maid, slow down, father-in-law, you can hold up a little longer."

"Then hurry up."

"It'll be right away."

In the room, Wu'er rubbed the ointment on Zhao Jin, Zhao Jin grinned in pain, and scolded: "This Zhang Yong, Wang Ba calf, stinky scoundrel, deflated, dares to beat me." ”

After Wu'er finished taking the medicine, he put the ointment on the table in front of him, and then asked, "What did the Long Live Lord say?" Just let you be so aggrieved? ”

Zhao Jin's face turned purple with anger, and he said unconvinced: "Long live the lord, we will find it back in the future." ”

In other words, Long Live really didn't care.

Wu'er was worried in her heart, and said in a low voice: "Father-in-law, will you be angry with you because of this, will you punish us?" ”

Zhao Jin roared; "Don't fart, Long Live Lord will punish our family, our family is all for the good of Long Live Lord, if it is punished, Zhang Yong will sue, Long Live Lord will leave our family behind."

People will not be released at all.

Wu'er secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and at this moment, they opened suddenly.

Zhao Jin and Wu'er raised their heads at the same time.

Zhao Jin scolded: "What's the matter?" "He was scared to death all day.

The person who came was Qian Ning, and there were several people behind him.

Qian Ning had anxiety on his face, Zhao Jin's heart jumped, and he asked; "What the hell is going on?"

Qian Ning asked the little chamberlain to wait outside, but he didn't dare to close the door, because it was the emperor's people who came with him.

He stubbornly went to Zhao Jin and said, "Long live the master's message, let your father-in-law go to Qingning Palace to plead guilt for your mother." ”

"Guilty of pleading?"

Channing Road; "The wattle and rope are ready for you."

After speaking, he looked at the door: "Take it in, change it for your father-in-law." ”

Zhao Jin: "......"

What's going on?

*****

In the courtyard, Zhao Jin's repentant cry was like a ghost crying wolf: "Niangniang, all mistakes are the slave's fault, you can forgive the long live master, it was the slave and the maid who instigated the long live master not to do his job, and the slave and the maid knew that it was wrong......"

The people of Qingning Palace are all gathered under the corridor to watch the excitement, and in the days of late spring and early summer, life is really lively.

Li Zhao sat in the study and flipped through the books quietly, and the excitement didn't seem to affect her at all.

Aunt Qin came in and said, "Niangniang, if you don't go to take a look, Gonggong Zhao's voice is afraid that he will be hoarse." ”

Li Zhao sneered: "He's a fart, Bengong is going to clean him up, he's already done, treat himself as a character, let him go, Bengong didn't take him seriously." ”

The object of people's anger is the emperor.

Aunt Qin comforted; "This is what the emperor meant, otherwise how could Zhao Jin, the old fox, strip naked and apologize, this is long live Lord is currying favor with Niangniang."

Please use this trick, why don't you come yourself?

Li Zhao shook his head and said: "Auntie, long live the lord is used to it, I think it will pass if I am perfunctory, if this palace forgives him so easily, it is better to leave the palace." ”

Yes, I can't persuade you.

Aunt Qin said: "I'm afraid that the Lord will be impatient, what should I do if I ignore you again?" ”

Li Zhao put down the book and said, "Then go out of the palace." ”

Aunt Qin; “……”

It's all ruthless.

Aunt Qin finally asked: "Then Gonggong Zhao won't go to see it shirtless, the big guys are all calling people to see it, he looks so white." There's a bundle of rattan behind him, which is funny. ”

Li Zhao: "......"

She stood up and said, "Meow at the door." ”

Aunt Qin: "......"

****

Qian Ning came to see the situation, didn't see the queen come out, walked to Zhao Jin's side and said, "Father-in-law, can you still hold on?" ”

Zhao Jin looked at the people around him pointing and pointing, all looking at him, he was surrounded in the middle like a monkey play, how could he hold on?

He shook his head and said, "Our family can't hold on." ”

After saying that, he pushed back, and the person never moved again.

Qian Ning poked him in the shoulder with his fingers: "Father-in-law? Father-in-law? ”

Aunt Qin came over and took a look, and then said, "Fainted, right?" Well, fainted. ”

It's pitiful, I haven't asked the queen for forgiveness when I fainted, and now I'm going to be famous again.

*****

Father-in-law Zhao Jin really fainted from crying, and was carried back to the Bell and Drum Division by Wu'er.

"Father-in-law, father-in-law, wake up."

Zhao Jin still didn't wake up, his tears were dry, he hadn't drunk water yet, the weather was still hot today, Wu'er poured him a glass of water.

Zhao Jin opened his eyes and looked around, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "It's back." ”

Wu'er thought about it, but still told him the truth: "Father-in-law, Niangniang didn't say to forgive you, can you do it?" ”

Zhao Jin shook his head and said: "It's okay, our family's gesture has been made, long live the lord's soft heart, he will forgive our family, and everything will be as usual next." ”

After speaking, he let out a long breath: "Next time, I'll calculate the queen, but the fuck has to be careful, our family can't stand it." ”

The father-in-law still has combat effectiveness.

Wu'er nodded, seeing his father-in-law's indomitable energy, he was relieved.

****

Over there in the Qianqing Palace, Yang Houzhao never went out, so he asked Zhang Yong to accompany him and wait for news.

Qian Ning didn't dare to hide it, and when Zhao Jin fainted, he told the emperor about the things in the palace.

Yang Hou looked at Zhang Yong: "What should I do?" Everyone fainted, and Ah Zhao didn't come out, doesn't this forgive me? ”