Hearing that Qin Guan was going to tell a joke, Zheng Da no longer looked at the beautiful Qianqian on the stage, and shouted, "Brother Shaoyou, what kind of joke, hurry up and listen to it." ”

That Han Yu also looked over, was aroused, and looked at Qin Guan with a pair of big eyes.

Even the little scholar behind him stared at Qin Guan.

Qin Guan cleared his throat:

"It is said that there is a lustful corrupt official who wants to please a satisfactory concubine, and sends people to choose from east to west, which makes the people uneasy. Later, a wise man came forward, recommended himself as a matchmaker, and asked the corrupt official what kind of concubine he wanted to marry, and the corrupt official said: "What I want is: cherry small mouth apricot eyes, crescent eyebrows and fairy face, no food, drink or wear, and no gossip in the four doors." When the wise man heard this, he smiled and said, "Coincidentally, there is such a woman in my village." "The date of marriage is now agreed."

"On the day of the wedding, firecrackers and gongs and drums were noisy. The sedan chair was carried to the mansion of the corrupt official, and the corrupt official stepped forward and uncovered the bride's flower cover. After seeing it clearly, he was furious, and it turned out that the sedan chair was a clay-born female Bodhisattva wearing flower clothes. ”

"The corrupt official angrily asked the wise man, why did you bring me a clay tire statue over, what is the reason. The wise man smiled slightly, and said: "My lord, please see, isn't this exactly what you want' cherry small mouth apricot core eyes, crescent moon eyebrows and fairy face, don't talk about eating, drinking, wearing, and don't gossip in the four doors'?" ”

After listening to the joke, Zheng Da laughed and said to Han Yu: "Brother Han, it's the cherry small apricot core eye you want, you won't be the corrupt official, hahaha." ”

Han Yu didn't care about Zheng Da at all.

However, he took a deep look at Qin Guan, and he didn't know if this joke had existed before, or if Qin Guan made it up now, if he made it up after listening to his own words, it means that this Qin Guan is not as stupid as people say.

On stage, Qianqian began a talent show.

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The action is elegant and feminine.

The audience couldn't stop applauding, the atmosphere was very warm, and some people had already started to give rewards.

"Master Liu rewarded twenty orchids."

"Zhu Xiucai rewarded ten plum blossoms."

"The official Wang rewarded two roses."

The hall was very lively, and everyone was optimistic about this bewitching Qianqian girl.

Zheng Da also applauded loudly, slapped the table and shouted: "Come here, give ten roses." ”

A little guy ran over with a basket of flowers, but Zheng Da didn't pay for it, and then turned to Qin Guan Dao, "Brother Shaoyou, I called for you, leave an impression on Miss Qianqian, and you will have the opportunity to kiss Fang Ze tonight, pay for it." ”

Qin Guan was stunned, he could still play like this.

It's just some money, Qin Guan won a few thousand yuan, he won't care about this little money, and said with a wave of his big hand: "How can ten roses be worthy of Miss Qianqian, man, reward Miss Qianqian with a hundred roses." ”

He took out a wad of money in a chic manner, took out a hundred pieces and handed it to the guy.

The guy took it with a smile and shouted loudly: "Qin Guan Qin Gongzi, reward Miss Qianqian with a hundred roses." ”

Hearing this number, everyone in the hall looked over to see who was so bold.

On the stage, Miss Qianqian also stopped playing, looked at Qin Guan's table, showed a charming smile at Qin Guan, waved slightly, and opened her lips lightly: "Xie Qin Gongzi raises love." ”

Zheng Da leaned over and said in Qin Guan's ear: "Brother Qin, Miss Qianqian has noticed you, work hard tonight, maybe you can be a flower picker." ”

"Brother Zheng doesn't have any ideas?" Qin Guan said with a smile.

"I still like that girl just now, I like big breasts." Zheng Da said.

Qin Guan shook his head and said, "Pigeon milk is the best, you can grasp it with one hand." ”

The two ronins actually discussed which woman had the most beautiful breasts, and Han Yu, who was sitting on the side, looked at Qin Guan coldly, and even revealed a bit of murderous intent in his eyes.

And the little scholar next to him had a hint of red on his pretty white face.

"This Qianqian girl is tall, but unfortunately she has petite breasts, but it seems to be Brother Shaoyou's favorite, Brother Shaoyou can't let it go." Zheng Fatzi instigated.

At this moment, Han Yu, who was sitting at the same table, opened his mouth and said, "Brother Qin, looking at your age, I think you are also a person with a marriage contract, you are so romantic outside, are you worthy of your fiancée." ”

Qin Guan was stunned for a moment, what does this mean, do I have a marriage contract, what does it matter to her.

However, Qin Guan of this body does have a marriage contract, the ancients generally got engaged earlier, and Qin Guan set a family affair when he was twelve years old, as if the other party was still a general, but Qin Guan had never seen it.

For this kind of arranged marriage, Qin Guan from modern times naturally won't like it.

Qin Guan said with a grin: "Blind marriage and dumb marriage, I don't know if the other party is deaf or dumb, or has a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, or even lacks arms and legs, maybe it's still a hemp face." Without emotion and communication, there is nothing to be sorry for. ”

Listening to Qin Guan's words, Han Yu's face seemed to be frosty, and there was a trace of sparks in his eyes, which could erupt at any time.

"Brother Han hasn't heard of a sentence, life is like a white horse, if you don't have fun in time, the boss will be sad."

Han Yu said coldly: "Who said this." ”

"Aha," Qin Guan laughed, "That's what I said." Qin Guan said with a smile.

Just when Qin Guan laughed proudly, he saw a pink fist getting bigger and bigger in front of his eyes, and with a "bang", the fist smashed firmly on Qin Guan's right eye, Qin Guan screamed, fell to the ground with a chair, and fell unconscious.

Looking at Han Yu again, his fist was still stretched out, his face was full of anger, and he muttered in his mouth: "Shameless scum." ”

Zheng Da was shocked when he saw Qin Guan being beaten, stood up and pointed at Han Yu and scolded: "You, we are kind enough to have a table with you, but you beat my brother, I will find the government to arrest you and put you in prison." ”

"Bang."

When Zheng Da was about to scold again, he saw the scholar next to him rushing over, and kicked Zheng Da out with one kick.

There was a fight in the hall of Lan Fangyuan, which naturally attracted everyone's attention, and the performance of the Qianqian girl on the stage was also suspended, some people made trouble, and the thugs of the brothel ran to this side, and there was chaos in the venue.

Seeing that he was in trouble, Han Yu stood up, put away the folding fan, and strode out with the scholar. The thugs of the brothel gathered around, and someone shouted: "You can't go if you beat someone here." ”

Han Yu stood with his hands in his hands and said softly, "Fluttershy, do it." ”

The little scholar still had the shy appearance just now, and immediately turned into a fierce animal, with three punches and two kicks, and the ghosts who were beaten by the thugs who came over cried wolf and fell to the ground.

Han Yu snorted coldly and stepped out of the door.

Qin Guan fainted, this time he really fainted, and when he woke up again, it was already the early morning of the next day, and when he woke up, he saw Erbao lying on the desk in the room asleep, Qin Guan felt a little confused in his mind, he seemed to go to Lanfangyuan to watch the flower appreciation competition, how did he go home.