Chapter 354; Help
"Grandpa, what do you want to know?" Looking at this little old man, I was helpless, in order to survive, I had to satisfy him and cater to him.
"I'm also a human being, and I've been in the world for three hundred years, and you actually let me listen to the little things about the Aixin Jueluo family, for me, it doesn't mean anything at all, so you can't add some material?" The little old man sat there, his eyes slanted at me, and he said.
"Add some ingredients? What's the topping? "I'm a little confused, the little old man needs to add some ingredients. What does it mean to add some ingredients?
"You're a fool! I don't even understand the meaning of adding some ingredients! So, I ask you, which emperor is in power now? "The little old man sat cross-legged in front of me.
"Emperor? Don't you want to hear this? "I'm a little strange, this little old man is really a weird person, and he just said that he didn't talk about the emperor.
"What do you say when I ask, don't say it if you don't ask, where does so much nonsense come from. Let me ask you, is the Yihong Courtyard in Juzhou Mansion still open? When he asked this, the little old man's face turned red.
"Yihongyuan?" I'm even more dizzy, although I'm not an ancient person, but I know the name Yihongyuan, in the past, there were many Yihongyuan in various places, and the specific matters are similar to the current heaven and earth or some guild bathing centers, mainly for some rich but lonely merry boys to serve the place.
"Yes, it's Yihongyuan." The little old man said.
"Isn't it a place to laugh?"
The little old man nodded, his mouth pursed, and although he was a little displeased, he still admitted it. I secretly laughed in my heart, the little old man is quite obscene! I actually came up to find Yihongyuan, and it seems that he was also a character when he was in the world. He said, "Grandpa, tell you!" Now that the world has changed dynasties, the emperor is long gone, and the one who leads the people is called the secretary and the chairman. There is no Yihong Courtyard in the world, and that kind of place and the people who do those things are illegal. ”
"Ahh Really? Such a place to develop a man's mind has been outlawed? The little old man looked at me in disbelief.
"Yes, the state regulates, orders prohibit, these things are illegal. But if you take me out, I'll find you fun girls. Much better than the girls in your Yihong courtyard. "In my heart, this old guy is a lewd old man.
"You kid has bad intentions, where do you want to go? Am I that kind of person? The little old man glared at me.
"Then you're going to let me add some ingredients?"
"But you didn't add it! It's all illegal, what else can you do? The little old man said disappointedly.
"China didn't expect it, but Japan did! Grandpa, come closer to me, let me tell you, in Japan, there is a profession called women, they are very good at playing, they not only use the place, but also use their mouths and hands to ......" I whispered.
When I said this, the little old man's eyes suddenly widened and widened; "Will this work?"
Looking at his curious appearance, I knew that my chance to survive had come, so I told him about the little Japanese movie vividly, and this talk turned out to be more than an hour, until my stomach growled. "Grandpa, I can't talk about it, I'm tired to death, so let's do it, don't kill me, take me out of here, I invite you to go out and have a good time, although the county is not Japan, but, as long as it costs money, a good girl can still be found."
"Where do you kid want to go, you really think of me as an old, I just want to find out, and I'm not interested in this. Okay, look at your sharp teeth, I'll keep you, don't kill you, let you talk to me, anyway, you're useless, I don't miss you a bite to eat, just let me have a talking pet! The little old man said.
Listening to his words, I finally breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and my whole body went limp.
When the little old man untied me, I was lying on the ground and couldn't even move. The little old man looked at me, shook his head subconsciously, picked up his cooked dead mouse from the side and threw one to me; "Eat, I won't kill you, but whether you survive or not depends on your creation." After saying that, he turned around and left.
Even though I was on the verge of collapse, I picked up the dead rat's roast and devoured it. In the past 20 years, although I have not had a good life, I have also eaten some good things, abalone and lobster, and all kinds of barbecue, but I have never eaten such delicious barbecue.
After eating two dead rats and drinking some cold water, my stomach was more comfortable, and when I saw the little old man go in to rest, I also fell asleep on the ground.
I don't know how long it took, but when I woke up again, the little old man was drinking tea opposite me, and when he saw me open his eyes, he sneered; "It's a big life, it's still alive!"
"Thank you, grandpa, although my life is cheap, but my life is very hard, I won't be able to die for a while, thank you for not killing!" I lay there and smiled wryly.
"Although you kid is not cute, but the small mouth is okay, grandpa likes it, anyway, grandpa is quite lonely, you can stay here with me." The little old man said.
"Grandpa, I've always wondered, why are you here?" I'm going to have to get out of here, and if he can survive here, there's a way to get out of here.
"Young people, don't be too curious, what exists is reasonable, just like you, you are crippled when you go out, and you can only be called Hanako, so you are here, stay with me here." The little old man seemed to see through my thoughts, and kept asking me to accompany him here.
"Grandpa, I'm sure I'm here to accompany you, but I don't know how you ended up here? This is the hatred of the ghost world, even the ghosts don't want to stay here, and the miserable wind and rain here are not ordinary people can lose weight. "I do wonder how fast he would choose to live here, and I can already see how fast he catches mice, he is a master of exercises.
"Ahh It's cold in the heights! I won't talk about the past. Let's not talk about that, you can tell me about those little movies in Japan. The little old man smiled, and the wrinkled old face turned red.
"Grandpa, don't you like it!"
"It's not something you like or dislike, it's just a matter of learning if you're bored." The little old man said with a grin.
"Well, let's not talk about Japan today, let's talk about Europe and the United States, Europe and the United States are more advanced than Japan, not only with their mouths and hands, but also with livestock playing a role in it!" In order to please the little old man, I told all the little movies that I and Wei Qifat secretly watched.
After listening to me, the little old man's eyes were hooked. "These gringos, corrupted and dead."
………………………………………… In this way, I stayed in the cave of hatred for seven or eight days.
As time passed, I became acquainted with the little old man, and I also learned his name, Long Xiaotian, nicknamed Yizhimei.
When I heard this name, it was so thunderous that I was speechless for a long time.
Yizhimei, I have heard of this name for a long time, my second uncle told me back then, people give the nickname of living immortals, the exercises are profound, and no one can beat them. Looking at his thin figure, and the way he likes to listen to Xiao Huang's stories, I feel that I am extremely inconsistent with the nickname legend. How could he be a living immortal?
However, I can't help but believe it, his exercises have reached the point of being unique in the world, I personally saw at the entrance of the cave, he climbed a few hundred meters from the bottom of the cliff, that is, a blink of an effort, sometimes, he can make the furnace fire burn with his mind, who can have this kind of exercise, who will it be if it is not Long Xiaotian?
Looking at his unparalleled exercises, I had a plan, can I borrow a knife to kill people? Meanness is the pass of the despicable, kindness is the epitaph of the good, in order to achieve the goal, kill Mo Shaobai, I want to borrow a knife to kill people, I want to use Long Xiaotian's ability to kill him.
"Grandpa, do you know what's going on with my hamstrings?" If you want to borrow a knife, you must first use the bitter meat trick.
"Know! It was cut off by Mo Shaobai while you were drunk, you deserve it? Long eyes are not used to eat, but to distinguish right from wrong, Mo Shao's white wolf ambition has long been shown, you can't even see it, so you deserve it. Don't expect me to get your revenge. Long Xiaotian said with a sneer.