Chapter 238: I Really Just Want to Pretend to Be a Force!
Quiet!
In front of the gate of the Tribute Courtyard, there was an eerie silence again.
Except for the screams in the distance, there was no second sound on the entire street, and even subconsciously, the melon-eating crowds held their breath.
": +111 from Wu Wenqing!"
"T value +66 from Lu Hongyao!"
": +131 from Lu Qingyuan!"
"From ......"
At the same time as a large wave of awesome income reminders sounded, Xu Xian's ears were filled with the sound of cold air.
Looking at Xu Xian with elegant eyes, the people who ate melons subconsciously took a few steps back, as if they were afraid that if they got closer, they would be the next unlucky person.
When the people who ate melons were all pumping cold air, Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang, who fell on the corner of the street, also reacted from the shock of 'stumbling'.
"Squirt squirt!"
"Gross!"
The first time he reacted, Cai Yuanchang began to vomit, as if he was going to vomit out last year's Chinese New Year's Eve meal and what he had just gnawed into his mouth.
Seeing Cai Yuanchang's performance like this, the people who eat melons far away don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The funny thing is that they don't know how many years they haven't seen anyone so unlucky, and there is more than one unlucky.
And what they wanted to cry was that when they saw Cai Yuanchang vomiting more than once, they also had a feeling of nausea.
After all..... That's a real drop in public!
However.....
What they didn't expect was that what made them even more disgusting was still to come.
Also fell to the ground and fell really. Dog chewing, even Qin Huizhi, who fell more than Cai Yuanchang, didn't get up as soon as possible.
After that fall, he knew it might be over.
After lying on the ground, the corner of his eye glanced at Lu Zhifu, who was looking at him from afar, with an inexplicable brilliance in his eyes, Qin Huizhi knew that he was mostly pills this time.
Just ask, a fool and a madman, will you know that shit is disgusting?
The fool doesn't know if he doesn't know, but he knows that if he reacts like a normal person, he will definitely be arrested by Lu Zhifu, who is already unhappy with him.
Then..... Whether you can get through the trick or not, it's really unknown.
So.....
Thinking of the possible consequences, thinking that all of this was caused by Xu Xian, Qin Huizhi glared at Xu Xian vaguely and fiercely, turning all the grievances into anger and hatred towards Xu Xian.
As the saying goes, anger starts from the heart, and evil is born to the side of the gall.
Under the boundless anger and depression, in the face of a desperate situation, Qin Huizhi did not look back, but made a ..... A move that Xu Xian, who had long expected him to pretend to be crazy and stupid, did not expect.
"Hey, hey, hey! Good times! ”
Getting up, Qin Huizhi stretched out his hand and wiped it on his face, feeling sticky.
Glancing back at the onlookers eating melons, grinning, Qin Huizhi made a move that scared everyone to doubt their lives.
He.....
He didn't spit out what he had gnawed in his mouth, but instead smirked and chewed a few bites.
Get out!
Qin Huizhi is really out of the way!
Aren't you waiting to see my jokes? Didn't you make it easy for me?
?
All right!
Who's afraid of whom!
Anyway, it's already disgusting like this, can you be afraid of being even more disgusting?
Disgusting me like this, you guys are watching the excitement on the sidelines? How can there be such a good thing?
Come on! Hurt each other!
It was with this principle that I was not happy myself, and others should not think about it, that Qin Huizhi was completely crazy.
Crazy to the point of madness!
"Gross!"
Spit up!
Really threw up!
The melon-eating masses who saw this scene could no longer hold back the nausea in their hearts, and eighty percent of them intuitively felt a churning in their stomachs, and they vomited a piece like that.
However..... They're okay.
The one who was hurt more was not the people who ate melons, but Cai Yuanchang beside Qin Huizhi.
You know, he just suffered the treatment of Qin Hui.
And at this moment, Cai Yuanchang, who was already disgusting and couldn't wait to come out of last year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, after seeing Qin Huizhi's actions, he vomited one after another, and he couldn't wait to vomit out all the milk he had eaten when he was just born.
Spit ..... That's called a madman.
vomited again and again, and with one blow after another, Cai Yuanchang's mind was lost for a while, and he fainted like this.
Unfortunately, Cai Yuanchang, who fainted, was lying forward again.
Under this party....
"Bang!"
Another one pressed on a piece of Xiang in front of him.
"Hey, hey, hey! Playful! ”
Seeing that his friend was dizzy, in fact, Qin Huizhi was so disgusted that he couldn't help but vomit.
But he knew that he couldn't throw up.
The reason why he feels nauseous and wants to vomit is more because of his own psychological effects.
But a fool, a madman..... There will never be such a clear judgment ability, and there will never be such a sense of cognition.
So.... As soon as I vomited, everything in front of me was wasted.
I wanted my friends to leave quickly, and when the turmoil of this matter was resolved, he was making waves.
However..... Now that his friend is dizzy, what can he do? He's desperate too!
Get!
You're dizzy! I'm dizzy too!
Thinking like this, he laughed stupidly twice, and said that it was fun, Qin Huizhi seemed to have discovered some fun game, imitating Cai Yuanchang's fainting movements, and slammed forward.
"God, let me faint too!"
This was Qin Huizhi's last thought before his consciousness fell into a coma.
"Bang!"
With a loud crash sound, Qin Huizhi knocked himself away as he wished.
The voice..... More than ten meters apart, it hurts to listen to!
"Alas......"
At this moment, watching these two people hurt each other until they both fell unconscious, and watched the surrounding melon-eating crowd vomit on the ground.
Xu Xian, who obviously wanted to vomit, suddenly suppressed the nausea in his heart, and a sense of poetry spontaneously arose in his heart.
Taking a step, Xu Xian's voice sounded.
"Boiled beans for soup"
After reading a sentence, Xu Xian took another step forward.
This sound also successfully pulled everyone's attention away from that feeling of nausea.
At the same time that everyone shifted their eyes to Xu Xian, Xu Xian took the third step, and at the same time, the next game sounded in his mouth again.
"Wet Mushroom Juice"
Then, Xu Xian took it step by step, sentence by sentence.
"Burning under the kettle"
"Beans cry in the kettle"
"It is born from the same root"
"Why is it too anxious to fry each other"
From the first step to the beginning of the poem, to the end of the whole poem, Xu Xian took a total of seven steps.
And between these seven steps, a poem was read out of Xu Xian's mouth, which shocked all the melon-eating masses, including the prefect and Xuezheng.
You know, this is not the earth, and naturally there will be no culture of the earth.
Xu Xian's imperial dynasty, named Great Xia, has been established for more than 300 years.
But before Great Xia, although there were dynasties, there were no Zhou Qin and Han dynasties, nor did they experience the Sui, Tang, Song and Yuan dynasties.
Therefore, in this world, which has a completely different history from the earth, there are no Three Kingdoms, and there has never been a character like Cao Zhi.
So....
Cao Zhi's seven-step poem naturally has never appeared in this world.
Even, the beautiful talk of seven steps into a poem is something that has never been done before or since.
But at this moment, this force ..... But let Xu Xian pretend to be so casual.
It's true..... It's pretended to be haphazard.
Seeing that Qin Huizhi deliberately disgusted people, he fainted disgusting to his good friend.
Seeing that Cai Yuanchang fainted, he took advantage of his good friend by the way, so that his friend Ji Qin Huizhi was at a loss, so he could only learn to slam his head on the ground and knock himself unconscious.
Xu Xian felt infinite emotion in his heart.
He wanted to recite a poem to express his feelings.
However..... With his talent, it is obviously impossible to have that kind of ability.
Give him ten days and half a month to write a limerick poem, and there is still a possibility of losing it.
As for the poems that now make him fit for the occasion.....
Xu Xian said - you are embarrassed for my fat tiger!
Fortunately, the fat tiger can be difficult to live, but the system is unbearable.
Su Yu.... After paying a little, Xu Xian successfully exchanged for a seven-step poem, and successfully pretended to be a learned one.
At the same time, it can be regarded as an inexplicable admission to the child's life, and he drew a not-so-perfect but convincing ending.
Taking seven steps one after another, chanting a seven-step poem, Xu Xian's feet did not stop, and he walked in the opposite direction to Cai Yuanchang of Qin Hui.
The government test has ended, and it is unprecedentedly cool to pretend to be forced.
There was nothing left for him here, so he naturally had to slip away as soon as possible.
My sister at home is still waiting for him to go back and report the news!
Seeing Xu Xian leave a poem and leave the scene leisurely, the people who ate melons were stunned for a moment, and Qin Shaoyou, who reacted, hurriedly trotted after him.
Today's Xu Xian has brought him too much shock.
At the same time, while Qin Shaoyou was catching up, in the crowd, a pair of curious eyes always followed Xu Xian's back, drifting farther and farther.
"Good! A good sentence is born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other! ”
It wasn't until Xu Xian walked far away that Wu Wenqing, a scholar and politician, reacted from the shock of Xu Xian's seven-step poem, and couldn't help but applaud Xu Xian's poem.
"I heard Xiaohongyao say before that Xu Hanwen is a fellow villager with Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang, and he is a classmate, which can be described as sharing honor and disgrace.
However, as soon as Xu Hanwen arrived, the two sneered at Xu Hanwen and humiliated him in every way to make people ugly.
At this moment, the two of them ended up like this, which can be regarded as self-inflicted.
But Xu Hanwen's open-mindedness surprised the official.
The last sentence of 'It is born from the same root, and it is too anxious to fry each other' is a helplessness of Xu Hanwen being humiliated by his classmates.
was so humiliated and saw his classmates in trouble, this Xu Hanwen not only did not fall into the ground, but made such a poem.
With such a mind and such sentiments, in comparison, it is really a high judgment. ”
Xuezheng Wu Wenqing made a comment, so that the people who don't know the truth of the melon eating people said straight in their hearts: I see, it turns out that this Xu Xian Xu Hanwen is such a noble person, it seems that we misunderstood him before.
Seeing that everyone was deep in thought, Xuezheng Wu Wenqing bowed slightly, and his face showed a look of satisfaction, "Xu Hanwen's mind impresses this official."
However, what makes the official admire even more is Xu Hanwen's poetic talent.
This poem is timely and appropriate, and it is obvious that it was inspired before leaving.
And from the beginning to the completion of the poem, it is only between the start.
Seven steps into a poem, not to mention that there is no one after it, but throughout the ancient and modern times, there are those who have this talent..... Only Hanwen is allowed! ”
Hearing the evaluation of the University of Science and Politics, the people who eat melons are all cold for a while.
It turns out that this Xu Xian Xu Hanwen is so powerful?
However, Xu Xian, who has left, knows nothing about Xuezheng University's super high evaluation of himself.
If he knew what the Xuezheng Master said about himself, Xu Xian would definitely be stunned for a while-
I don't even know that I'm so noble and powerful.
But.... I'm really just trying to pretend to be a force!