"Rub, it's really a sheng flute!"

I couldn't believe my eyes, Zhou Xianxian had already snatched the phone, clicked on the news and looked through it carefully, and there was a link at the end, and after clicking in, I found that it was a chattering website.

"Master of Destiny, catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and treat strange diseases that hospitals dare not accept!" Xian Xian read a few large words on the banner of the website.

The website briefly introduces He Shengxiao, the master of destiny, all nonsense to blow him to the gods, the following are a few classified posts, and many people have replied to ask for help.

casually flipped through it, and even saw Sheng Xiao's reply just now, and made an appointment to exorcise evil spirits tonight.

"He Shengxiao of Nian Nyima, it's great to know how to use computers, isn't this robbing me of my job?" Zhou Xianxian scolded and immediately took the phone to He Shengxiao.

As soon as there was a sound, He Shengxiao immediately picked it up, and hurriedly opened his mouth without waiting for Xianxian to scold, "Where are you and Peach Blossom, the phone can't get through, we can't stand it, hurry back!" ”

"Fart, how can I not get through on the phone?"

I shook my head helplessly, "There is really a problem with your phone, it seems that you can't call in, you can only call out, I have called you several times before and I haven't gotten through, and occasionally I can get through by luck." ”

"Really?" Zhou Xianxian raised his eyebrows to look at me, and then continued to yell at Sheng Xiao on the other end of the phone, "How the hell did you become a master of destiny, can you catch ghosts?" Pretending to be a ghost and stealing my job? ”

"I don't have time to explain to you, so let's come back quickly."

Sheng Xiao seemed to be very busy, and hung up the phone after saying a word, Xian Xian scolded and opened Sheng Xiao's website to look carefully, and found that the people who asked for help were basically the patient's family members, and the patient's symptoms were similar, they were all crazy and talking nonsense, and some even drank human blood.

"Isn't this evil?" I couldn't help but frown.

"Hmm."

The evil in ordinary people is just abnormal, and the evil in our mouth is not an ordinary evil, but a ghost possession.

It seems that Yu Jintian is ready to take action, it was already night when Xianxian and I went home, and there were a few coffins outside the funeral home, surrounded by people wearing filial piety clothes, and the mourning and music in the courtyard seemed to be exceeding.

As soon as Xianxian and I passed, we were pushed by a big man, "Hurry to reincarnate, do you know in line?" ”

"Get out! We are the owners of this funeral home! "I didn't have the anger to shout, why are there so many coffins at home all of a sudden, and now August is not the peak season for funeral homes.

I was about to push those people in, but I didn't expect the big man who pushed me just now to grab my hand and stuff a stack of money in, "Then you must be a peach blossom, big sister, you can help burn my brother quickly, it's too scary, I'm really worried that he will jump up at any time." ”

The man burst into tears, and the others also gathered around, all of them stuffing money as if they were not short of money, and I had to shout, "Don't worry, everyone, wait until I figure out what the situation is!" ”

Zhou Xianxian had already gone over to check, and pushed open a coffin and couldn't help frowning.

I hurried over to take a look, and the corpses had been sucked into the shape of dried corpses, their eyes were wide and clear, and their eyes were as clear and bright as the eyes of a living person, no wonder the man said that he might jump up at any moment.

"These corpses are dead but not stiff, it is really possible to jump, it is better to burn them with lychee wood!"

"Where did we get any lychee wood in Zhanjiang?"

Zhanjiang is in the north, it is full of birch poplars or something, and there are many lychee trees south of Rongjing, Zhou Xianxian didn't know, closed the coffin, lifted those people open, and went to see what was going on inside.

After entering, my whole body was petrified, the courtyard was full of coffins, and in the mourning hall, He Shengxiao was wearing a Taoist robe and holding a peachwood sword to make random gestures, and the excession was just a formality, and these blood-sucking dried corpses had long been soulless.

Dad and a few workers pushed the coffin out to be cremated, and when they saw that I and Xianxian were back, Daxi came up and took my hand, "Niu'er, you are so timely, business is too good these days, you hurry up and help Sheng Xiao." ”

I hurriedly grabbed my dad, "Dad, why are there so many dead people?" ”

"I don't know, it seems to be a plague, the hospital doesn't dare to accept it, a few days ago, Sheng Xiao also took some private work to help people see a doctor, and now the family is busy, your Uncle He asked him to help at home, not to mention, Sheng Xiao pretended to be a Taoist priest and pretended to be presentable!"

The old man covered his mouth and whispered, for fear that people would hear it, and he had to look around.

My mother also found out that I was back, and came over to urge my father to hurry up and send the body to the crematorium for Uncle He to cremate, so many dead people suddenly came to the house, and my mother didn't have the heart to scold me for running away from marriage, so I asked me to hurry up and help.

From the courtyard to the mourning hall, there were about seven or eight coffins, and two coffins were placed in the center of the mourning hall.

The relatives of the deceased knelt in front of the coffin, watching Sheng Xiao fly around in the sky with a peachwood sword pointing at the runes, and then sticking to the coffin, all of them kowtowed to Sheng Xiao with a sigh of relief, "Thank you, Master of Destiny." ”

Zhou Xianxian and I looked at each other and shook our heads helplessly, wasn't that Lin Sisi and the bald head dangling around with runes?

Even Peaches is holding a rune stacking plane, what should they do when they are overdue?

Fortunately, the ghosts of these corpses have long since disappeared, otherwise they would not have attacked them in groups.

When Momoko saw that I was back, she flew up and jumped on me, put her arms around my neck and kissed me on the face, "Mommy, you're finally back, Momoko wants to kill you." ”

"Big sister, you're finally back!"

"Peach Blossom!" Lin Sisi also looked at this side.

Sheng Xiao estimated that he was a little embarrassed to pretend to be a ghost in a Taoist robe, so he glanced at me and continued to gesture with the peachwood sword.

I have a lot of questions in my mind, but now there is no time to ask more questions about this situation, I quickly helped the fairy to the back to rest, and then began to work on the affairs of the family, there was no lychee wood, the fairy wrote some talismans and pasted them on the corpse and burned them together.

It took almost an all-night rush to finish disposing of the dozen or so coffins inside and out, Sheng Xiao was tired and paralyzed, sat on the ground and tore off the Taoist hat on his head, Lin Sisi hurriedly took a towel to wipe his sweat, Sheng Xiao did not refuse, it seems that they got along well during this time.

Xianxian came out of the lounge and poked He Shengxiao with his cane, "How did you become a Master of Heavenly Destiny?" ”

Speaking of the Master of Destiny, Sheng Xiao smiled helplessly and bitterly, shook his head and didn't want to mention it.

Or Lin Sisi snorted and laughed, "Let me tell you, some people had strange diseases before and the hospital didn't dare to accept them, I went to the hospital to see Sheng Xiao happened to meet him, and found that the person was not a strange disease at all but possessed by a ghost, so he drove the ghost away." ”

"So Sheng Xiao is not a master at all, you are the master behind it?" The immortal glanced at He Shengxiao with disdain, and knew that he had no ability.

Lin Sisi smiled even more happily, "It's not just me, but also the bald head and the peach, there are some very powerful ghosts that we can't beat, and the two generals have help." ”

Momoko raised her little head from my arms, "When Mommy wasn't there, Uncle Bald taught me how to practice knives!" As she spoke, she pulled out a machete from her back.

I slipped a few black lines on my forehead, and I asked Peaches to keep bald heads, and I didn't become a little sister!

Sheng Xiao rested enough and got up from the ground and sighed, "It's all a bald idea, it's just that I, a master, have no real skills, and some of the ghosts on the patients can't be driven away, since the fairy is back, you can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow." ”

"What's wrong with the Civil Affairs Bureau?" When I mention the Civil Affairs Bureau, I think of Zeng Maocai, if I can, I really want to never meet him again for the rest of my life.

"Didn't you notice? Everyone who came here today is generous, and some of them are all officials, not only the Civil Affairs Bureau, but also almost all the officials in Zhanjiang City. ”

"Sure enough, it's Yu Jintian's style, fortunately, we're just fart people, it's too dangerous to be an official now." Zhou Xianxian patted his chest.

"What's wrong with the Civil Affairs Bureau?" I asked again, and there was always an ominous premonition in my heart, Zeng Mao was a big pervert, and if he was ghosted, he would definitely be a pervert.

Sheng Xiao went back to the house and took out the notebook, and opened the post that had been left recently to show us, Zhou Xianxian frowned after reading it, and couldn't help but scold, "It's really not a thing, even my son's little girlfriend is on it!" ”

Zeng Mao is only about forty years old, his son is estimated to be sixteen or seventeen, and his son's girlfriend may still be a student.