Chapter 276; Two fake ghosts
After running half a mile, I came to the main road, and finally waited for a taxi, and I came to the location of the ghost city of Qilipu. Jean's brother parked the car in front of the mound and got out of the car. My brother looked at me coldly, and his mouth moved several times before asking; "Dude, why are you in this place in the middle of the night?"
"It's okay, it's just that I suddenly miss my relatives, come and pay tribute." I said. In such an environment, I can only say that, in the middle of the night, I don't stay at home and run to the grave, I guess anyone will ask. If I say that I came to the ghost market to find someone, I don't think he will believe it.
"Dude! People will eventually die, and the festival will change smoothly, almost enough! This is my business card, call me when I can't find the car on the way back! Brother gave me a business card, drove away.
Looking at the red taillights, I was moved, this guy is really good. When my brother and his car disappeared into the distance, I walked towards the grave. Glancing at my phone, the time was half past nine in the evening, this hour, the ghost market has not yet opened, no matter what means I use, I can't enter the ghost market, so I will find a big grave to sit and rest.
In the early spring weather, the wind at night is gentle, and the residual temperature of the day is not exhausted, and it does not feel very cold. The night wind is blowing, and I am somewhat flustered, that is, I, if I am an ordinary person, I guess no one dares to come to this kind of place.
Sitting down, he took out a white general from his pocket for a long time, and before he could light it, he heard a hissing sound behind him. Listening to the sound, I sat up in fright.
The sound was a bit like the sound of a snake spitting out a letter. As soon as the frozen ice melts, the spring flowers will bloom, and it is possible that the snake will be dispatched. When I stood up, I realized that things weren't what I thought they were. Behind me, there was no snake, but a ghost-headed white banner more than ten meters away from me.
Seeing this, I couldn't help but laugh in my heart, and even ran into an inverted bucket. In our area, there are some junior inverted buckets, who often carry a ghost-headed white flag, the purpose of which is to pretend to be a ghost and scary. The real inverted fight is not to do this, the inverted fight is originally a thing that is afraid of people, so naturally he does not dare to publicize it. Only those who are not skilled in the junior inverted fighting are carrying a ghostly white banner in order to scare others.
If anyone passes by looks at the swaying white flags like skulls, they are scared away.
Just as I stood up, the ghost-headed white banner shook even more violently. Looks like they found me. Tomb robbing is very immoral, but it is a craft that has been passed down for thousands of years. As a yin walker, I usually don't stop these things, but I can't leave here, I have to wait here for the ghost market to open, I have something to do! So, I pretended not to see it and crouched down again.
Hiss!
I had just crouched down when the sound behind me was louder. I'm so depressed, do I want to change my plans for a few inverted buckets! Of course this can't be, I'm short on time and have a lot of tasks, so I can't leave here because they are upside down. So he cried out aloud; "The bridge returns to the bridge, the road returns to the road, the two are irrelevant, each goes its own way.
This is the word of the line. Generally, when two groups of people are fighting in a cemetery at the same time, they will say a word to each other for fear of causing conflict.
Generally, if you shout something like this, both sides will be busy with their own work. Originally, I didn't fight backwards, but in order to prevent them from continuing to harass me, I shouted like this.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I shouted this, the ghost-headed white banner shook more violently, and walked towards me.
Faint! What's the situation? Don't you know the rules! I didn't move where I stood, if they came, I just explained the matter, anyway, I didn't come to grab resources from them.
"Woo!" Just when I was standing still, the ghost head white flag had already arrived in front of me, the white cloth ghost head, I couldn't help laughing, the ghost is like this! People who have never seen a ghost draw a ghost like this. Actually, ghosts are not so scary, they are not such bull-headed horses-faced skulls, they are just like humans, but some ghouls have decomposed and become ugly.
The ghost-headed white banner was pulled, and two ghosts suddenly sprang out from behind the flag, holding a mourning stick in their hands, babbling and rushing towards me. The sudden scene startled me, and I couldn't help but scream.
Nima! It's too unlike, I didn't want to entangle with you, but now I'm taking the initiative to attack. Although these two guys startled me, I recognized them at a glance, and they were fake ghosts. It's pretending to be scary, I saw this thing when my second uncle took me to Zhao Dongsheng's house before. It's just a head-covered garment.
At the moment when these two guys pounced, I reached out and grabbed a handful of ice out of thin air, and as soon as I raised my hand, I was about to use the technique of turning water into ice against them. Before I could raise my hand, I immediately stopped, these two ghosts were disguised as people, and although they were hateful, they were not to the point of killing them. If I slap this hand, and thousands of ice needles pass through their bodies, they will be killed on the spot, and if they die, I will become a murderer.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly retracted my momentum, and with one hand, the broken ice in my hand fell down with a clatter.
At the same time, two fake ghosts had already arrived in front of me, and the two fake ghosts didn't know whether they were alive or dead, and they actually stopped me.
"What are you going to do?" This anger in my heart! I let them go, and they held me back.
"We are ghosts, we are on a mission, we don't want to die and get out of here, the farther we go, the better." One of the ghosts shouted at me with a clenched voice.
I can't laugh or cry, is there such a tomb robber? "Don't pretend, you're not ghosts at all, why should you go, I'm waiting for ghosts here." If I don't tell the truth, these two guys probably won't give up.
"We're not ghosts? You even say we're not ghosts? The other man became upset when he heard that he was not a ghost, and his mouth opened, and a bright red tongue stretched out. It's about a dozen centimeters long. I've seen all of these equipment, but it's actually pig pancreas, that is, the pancreas of pigs.
Looking at the equipment, I decided to play with them. He pretended to be scared; "Two big brothers, are you really ghosts?"
"Of course, we're ghosts." The long-tongued ghost said that he didn't speak very well because he had pig pancreas in his mouth.
I reached out and pulled it violently, and I ripped the pig pancreas off this guy's mouth; "Hey, hey! Your tongue is gone, so don't pretend. "Originally, I wanted to have a good time with these two guys, but I was afraid that time would not allow it, and the ghost market was about to start, so I decided to expose them and let them leave quickly.
But I made this guy angry, and said angrily to another false ghost beside me; "Big brother, this kid is a madman, aren't you afraid what should we do? It's better to kill him! ”
My heart was cold, I fainted, I didn't provoke you, I just surprised you by chance. You're going to kill me? My day!
"What do you do? Get out of here, or you'll die! The other fake ghost said viciously.
"me? Don't look at whether you have that ability, aren't you pretending to be a ghost? I'm waiting for the ghost here, it's not that I get out, but you two hurry up and get out, don't say I didn't advise you! After a while, the ghost will come, and with the identity of the two of you, you still don't know how to die! "I didn't have any ill will towards these two fake ghosts, but these two guys are too brutes, so I'm starting to be rude.
"Grass! Bragging, huh? The calf doesn't hold it much, does it? You think I don't know? There are no ghosts in this world at all, I've been doing it for three or four years, and I've never seen a ghost, it's all me pretending to be a ghost and scary. Hum! Are you waiting for the ghost here? I don't believe it. Fuck off, don't delay us in sending the body to medical school, or we'll kill you and send you to medical school." Said the fake ghost who was going to kill me in the first place.
"Kill at every turn. Is it illegal to kill someone? If you haven't seen it, don't say no, haven't you seen a ghost and others haven't seen it? Do you want me to take you to see it tonight, to see what a real ghost is? I said dismissively. I really want to slap this beast aside and kill it one by one. I dare to be really powerful.
"Boy, can you make a bet? If you take us to see a real ghost tonight, we will call your grandfather, if you can't see a ghost, you will give us 1,000 yuan, okay? Another fake ghost approached and said with a wicked smile on his face.
I'm speechless, I shouldn't be serious with these two, it's too low-level!