"That, can you come out first, I always feel cautious when I talk like this!" I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and whispered.

"Panic? Do I look that scary? The voice of the female ghost sounded in his head again, and his tone was very annoyed.

"I didn't ...... No. I was startled and hurried back.

I'm really afraid that this female ghost will be angry and will just click me off!

"Humph!" She snorted and stopped talking, and my mind went silent for a moment.

Listening to the sound disappear, I stayed where I was, a little overwhelmed. Just like that, the atmosphere fell silent. In fact, my mind was already in a panic, and I couldn't even think normally.

The sudden appearance of the female ghost had such a big impact on me that I never thought that she, who was already "gone" at that time, would come here with me!

"What, you're not happy?" Suddenly, a voice sounded in my head again. My scalp was numb, and I quickly replied, "No...... No. ”

"Humph! Man! ”

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, and in my heart instantly 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by. Man, what's wrong with man?

Sure enough, what the ancients said was right, only women and villains are difficult to raise in this world!

"You scolded me?"

"Huh? I ......"

"Hmph, if you dare to murmur in your heart again, I will dig out your heart and cut out your tongue!" She said hatefully, with a chill in her tone, and I felt a chill in my back!

At this time, I can't describe it in my heart as a grass and mud horse, what is this special thing?

I kind of understood, as soon as I thought of something, she would know immediately.

But what can I do? Am I alive and don't have to think about anything? What's the difference between this and a dead man?

Suddenly, I was stunned, and my heart was horrified!

She...... Can she know what's going on in my heart? Doesn't that mean that my whole person will no longer have any privacy in the future?

Thinking about this, for a moment, my whole body was messy. As long as it's a human being, who doesn't have secrets? Who wants their secrets to be prying eyes unscrupulously?

"Don't worry, I'm not that boring! What else can you men have in their hearts in a day but a woman? The disdainful voice of the female ghost suddenly sounded in his head. I was startled, and I couldn't help but feel a trace of anger in my heart, and said loudly: "Can you say hello first next time you speak, do you know that this will scare people to death!" ”

"Hey, I didn't see you so brave in the cemetery. Why, in broad daylight, are you still afraid that I will eat you? ”

Listening to her giggling and a mocking tone, I felt a knot in my heart, and I stopped talking for a while.

"Hee-hee, angry with my sister? Well, my little brother is not angry. She smiled coquettishly, looking like a big sister next door. And I'm getting big! Is this a ghost or a goblin?

"Little brother, my sister is not a goblin."

"My name is Lin Hao!"

"Then Lin Hao's little brother." As he spoke, another coquettish smile came to his mind!

"Huh? Lin Hao, who are you talking to? Just when I was extremely depressed, Cao Puxia suddenly walked in from the door of the dormitory.

I was startled, quickly stabilized my mind, and hurriedly said, "No...... No one. ”

"No one?" Cao Puxia stared at me, her eyes rolled, and she rushed to the side of the bed and uncovered the quilt!

"Karma?" The space is solidified, and the whole dormitory can be heard in an instant!

I looked at Cao Puxia, Cao Puxia looked at me, her face had turned red!

I reacted immediately, and quickly pulled the quilt back to cover. looked at Cao Puxia with great embarrassment.

"You ......"

"Pounce, pounce, pounce!"

"the fart!"

"What did you say?" Cao Puxia's eyes narrowed suddenly! I froze for a moment, and then I realized that it was the female ghost talking to me just now!

Thinking of this, and looking at Cao Puxia's obviously wrong eyes at this time, I collapsed directly!

"I ......"

"Humph!" Cao Puxia snorted, didn't give me a chance to explain, and immediately turned around and left.

Of course, even if it is explained, it must not be explained!

Looking at her back as she left in shame, I felt a wrongful feeling in my heart. It was embarrassing enough to be seen by her without clothes, but now that female ghost actually ran out and intervened, isn't it clear that I will never have the face to see Cao Puxia in the future?

"Little brother, you have to be brave and domineering in the face of women. I'll tell you, you were going to listen to me just now, just pounce on it, and the matter must have been done! ”

Hearing the voice of thinking about the female ghost in my head again, I was angry for a while, and I chose to ignore it directly!

"Don't pretend, the object of your spring dream is her, don't you like it?"

"Holy!" As soon as I heard this, my whole body exploded instantly!

"Can you stop prying into other people's privacy?" I yelled. The whole person can't wait to go straight to the ground!

"Okay. I'm so kind to help you, but I blame it! The female ghost complained in her mind, and stopped talking.

My scalp is throbbing, and I really want to go to the fat man right away to eliminate this female ghost directly!

But I know that as long as I have this thought, I guess I won't even be able to go out of the funeral home, let alone go all the way to the capital!

Suddenly I was stunned, fatty?

At this moment, I really understood why the fat man looked at me like that in the first place!

He knew, he must have known that the female ghost wasn't dead! But why didn't he tell me that the female ghost hid in my body?

Could it be that if he wants to kill the female ghost, will I stop him?

Thousands of thoughts flashed through my heart in an instant, but I still didn't understand why the fat man didn't tell me that the female ghost was not dead, but hiding in my body.

And looking at the situation at the time, after the female ghost "flew away", he had no intention of killing the female ghost at all.

According to common sense, the female ghost is scattered, and the fat man naturally doesn't have to shoot anymore. But this is our perception.

At the moment when the female ghost turned into green smoke, the fat man must have known that the female ghost was not dead. Otherwise, how could he be stunned for so long after the matter was over?

I'll just say, how could he be so powerful, with one look, the female ghost died!

It turned out that I was holding back the ultimate, and before the ultimate, the female ghost hid in my body first!

But is that the reason? Shouldn't I have gotten the female ghost out of my body and then killed it?

Good! Even if he is a bodhisattva, he wants to let this female ghost go. But what did he call me by putting it on me?

How can I say that he is so good, tell me that something is wrong, so I will go to the capital to find him.

Thinking about this, I call it a fuck in my heart, and I just feel that the dead fat man is a cheat thing!

Feeling the chaos in my heart, I took a deep breath and lay down on the bed and fell asleep quietly.

At this point, I really need sleep to digest all of this......

By the time I woke up, it was five o'clock in the afternoon. After washing up, I went to the cafeteria to eat. I was thinking about how I would apologize when I saw Cao Puxia later. But I didn't think about it, the meal was finished, and I didn't even see Cao Puxia's shadow!

It seems that she is really angry, and I have no choice but to smile bitterly in my heart. I can only wait for the opportunity to apologize to her tomorrow!

As the sun set and all the employees went home, I got up and walked towards the dormitory.

After putting on my mask and gloves and changing into my work clothes, I went into the dressing room. At this time, the entire funeral home was completely quiet, except for the sound of insects in the mountains, I was the only living person left!

Walking to the freezer, I saw that there were five tagged corpse cabinets, and I didn't have to think that they were all sent in the past two days, no wonder Lin Qingshan was in a hurry to call me back.

Squatted at the door, smoked a cigarette, and got to work. It's actually a habit of mine, and I don't know why, I always like to smoke a cigarette before I get to work and then get to work. Maybe it's to pay tribute to the spirits of the dead!

Pulled out the first freezer, and inside was an old lady, who looked like she should have died of natural causes, or died of illness!

In the past few years, I have become numb to the corpse, and I didn't sigh for any life at the moment, so I dragged the corpse down and put it on the corpse dressing table. Everyone lives, after all, everyone dies!

Funeral makeup, in fact, everyone knows, is to put makeup on the dead and look as beautiful as if they were alive. But the old man is to be dignified and kind!

Once the tools were ready, I began to scrub the body of the old man in front of me. This is called "cleansing" in our profession, and it is one thing that must be done before the funeral makeup. Because this symbolizes that all the cause and effect of the dead are washed away, so that the dead can go to the cycle of yin and yang cleanly!

Of course, you can also be lazy and not do it, after all, these words are used to comfort the family of the deceased. However, out of professional ethics and respect for the deceased, I still chose to cleanse their bodies and bury them first!