"That first time we met, I have something to ask you, Teacher Zhen. You say that if you were racing against a bear, you would like to be: A is slower than it, B is as fast as it, and C is faster than it, which would you choose? ”

I know what's going on in this kid's mind. In fact, behind any answer is a curse. It's like this brain teaser: one day there is a guest in the house, the owner comes to the backyard with a knife, looks at the only pig and a donkey, he doesn't know what to do, what would you do if you were the owner.

"Let me choose! I choose C: "I won't let you be bullied in any way, even in front of children."

"You're more than a beast."

"Why did you choose C!" You're questioning me.

"If I choose A, he will say that I am not as good as a beast, and if I choose B, he will say that I am a beast, right? Zhong Rui. ”

"Yes"

"Then Zhong Rui, the teacher also gave you a question, and the puzzle is nine words. One day, a minister saw a mushroom in his backyard, so he walked over, and the mushroom said to the minister: I want you to die, and it won't be long before the minister dies. Guess why? ”

"Can you make me think about it?"

"Of course you can, but don't think about it for too long."

Actually, I was thinking about it at the time, but I couldn't think of anything, watching the time pass minute by minute, but I didn't have any thoughts at all.

"Zhong Rui, have you figured it out?"

"Nope."

"What about you? Uncle, did you come up with it? ”

"Teacher Zhen is asking about you, not me."

"Then I'll ask you now, have you come up with it?"

"I don't want to be more of a beast again." That's how I answer you

You seem to hear me scolding your students, and you defend your students like this

"Then you're a beast."

You scolded me and Zhong Rui.

"Since you don't know, it's up to me to uncover the mystery! The mystery is that the 'fungus' wants to die, and the minister has to die. ”

It dawned on me, but it seems that your students haven't understood it yet. It's normal for him to not understand, how did he know that mushrooms are a fungus, maybe his understanding of mushrooms only stops at that they can be eaten.

"Then Teacher Zhen, let me ask you another question, do you say you are a man or a woman?"

I know he's overdone it this time.

"Zhong Rui, Teacher Zhen doesn't need to answer you for this question."

"You are a eunuch, if you don't answer, you are a eunuch."

He also made the gesture of the eunuch's fingers.

"Zhong Rui, you're too far away."

"Then what do you say you are not a eunuch?"

"I'm the Queen Mother, and I'm going to turn you into a pig right now, so that you can't speak."

"If you are the Queen Mother, then I am the Jade Emperor, and I will be the first to turn you into a eunuch."

"Let's see how you became the Jade Emperor first?"

"Then how did you become the Queen Mother, how can the Queen Mother be so ugly!"

Maybe it's the first time you've heard someone say you're ugly, but why should you be like a child! Of course, you don't have the same knowledge as him, and I know you're having a joke because you're not much older than him.

"Okay, Zhong Rui, don't mention this again. In the future, you have to learn from Teacher Zhen, you know? ”

"Hmm"

"Alright, that's all for today, you go play!"

At this moment, he was like a wild horse that had escaped from the leash, galloping towards the computer in front of the cash register.

"Today's children are really getting more and more precocious."

"Yes! Don't know what to do next? ”

"Do you mean yourself, or do you mean Zhong Rui!"

"Of course I mean him."

"Oh, how do you feel about your students?"

"Unexpectedly, unreasonable, and a little naughty."

"He's smart, he's just a little fun-loving."

"Sometimes, I also envy that kind of person, who can play and learn well."

"There's nothing to envy, like that kind of smart people, many of them are smart but are mistaken by smart."

"How?"

"In the past, there were people in our school who were crazy about reading."

"You mean when you were in high school."

"Well, they are still in the experimental class, but after a mock exam, they fell from the second place in the class to the eighth place in the class, and they began to become mentally disturbed. In fact, smart people like them have a very poor ability to resist blows. ”

"That's just because they haven't adjusted their mentality."

"That's right! I think reading requires a state of mind. Being a man is also a state of mind. Like Edison, before finding tungsten filament to make filament, he failed many times, but he was never frustrated, he just felt that method didn't work, he never felt that he had failed. ”

"Yes! Success is so simple, so for the sake of my future life, I must work hard now. ”

"Come on!"

"Well, it's not too early, then I'll go back and get the lunch box first."

"Good"

With that, you leave the shoe store, and it doesn't take long for you to return with a lunch box with a cartoon on it.