Mengxi was busy, washed his hands, stepped forward and gently rubbed it for the old lady, remembering the jokes he had heard in his previous life, and said to the old lady while massaging:

"My granddaughter-in-law remembered a joke, which was very interesting"

"The old body is in a panic, Xi'er come and listen," the old lady said.

Mengxi nodded and began to speak in a slow voice:

said that on this day, the old man was going to go far away. Before leaving, he said to his son: "If someone comes to our house and asks where the old tree in front of our house is, you say, 'Old age has been sold.'" 'If you ask where the bamboo forest in our backyard went?' You say, 'The war is ruined.' 'Why is there so much rice in our granary?' You say, 'This is what my father and my mother saved one bite at a time.' 'If you're asking, why is that New Year's picture on our wall so good?' You say, 'This is an ancestral tradition.'" The old man's son nodded and repeated. Then the old man went away with peace of mind.

As a result, a guest came the next day. After the guests entered the hospital, the old man's son greeted him. The guest asked, "Your father?" The landlord's son said, "Old age has been sold." The guest thought it was strange and asked, "Your mother?" The landlord's son said, "The war is ruined." The guest shook his head helplessly. After entering the house, I saw a lot of underground, and then asked, "Why is there so much underground?" The old man's son said, "This is what my father and my mother have saved." The guest thought it was ridiculous and asked, "Why are you stupid kid?" The old man's son said, "This is an ancestral heirloom." ”

The old lady couldn't help laughing: "There are really such dead people in this world, their heads don't even bend, and they look like they're all mush."

When the eldest grandmother heard this, she almost squirted out a sip of tea, and where was there a dignified smile:

"The second grandmother is really a delicate person"

"Yes, what a clever person, with Xi'er by his side, the old body can live for a few more years, and Jun'er will be better in the future, Xi'er wants to come over often to relieve the boredom of the old body."

The maid on one side couldn't hold back her laughter, and after listening to the old lady's words, she echoed the old lady, praised the second grandmother, and the air suddenly became lively, and the old lady and the eldest grandmother listened with a smile on the side.

A group of sycophants, don't look at what you say now, if one day the old lady doesn't like her, these people will unceremoniously pick it up, and they will work harder than anyone else, Mengxi listened to the flattery of the maids, and served the old lady more carefully.

……

Hongzhu stretched out her hand to open the curtain cage in the bedroom, Mengxi stepped in with her legs, was in the door with one foot, stood outside with one foot, raised her eyes and saw the second master and Hongyu hugging each other in disheveled clothes, her face was red, she paused in embarrassment, turned around and wanted to go out, and felt inappropriate after thinking about it, Hongyu was just a maid after all, she was a wife, she had already come in, and she walked away in such a gloomy manner, how could she shock the group of wolf-like women in the backyard in the future? Don't go, I really don't want to face this kind of dirty thing, and I'm in a dilemma for a while.

After hesitating for a moment, he bit his silver teeth: Damn, losing people doesn't lose momentum, who am I, Li Mengxi, I have seen a lot of A-movies in my previous life, if you have the courage Xiao Jun, give me a live show, are you still afraid?

Hongzhu also found out that something was wrong at this time, and hurriedly dragged the second grandmother out, according to her thoughts, it is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, and what is it to steal occasionally fishy, and if you are happy, you can put it in the backyard. When encountering this, it is best to go as far as you want, how far to hide, so as not to grow needle eyes in the future, Mengxi hesitated slightly, waved away Hongzhu's hand, straightened up a small body, and walked in.

Hongyu and Xiao Jun on the bed also found that Mengxi was back, Hongyu panicked and wanted to get up and get out of bed, but was hugged by Xiao Jun and didn't let her move, Hongyu took advantage of the situation to lie on Xiao Jun's chest, peeked at the second grandmother standing at the door, paused, and then took a square step, calmly walked in, sat on the chair in front of the desk, picked up the half-strung beads on the table, and began to string them, the slender jade fingers gently twisted a pearl, looked carefully, admired for a long time, and finally steadily strung the thread in, and picked up another one, The gentle movements were so calm and peaceful, as if she had been sitting there from the beginning, and like an eternal sculpture, the face of the second master on the bed was getting darker and darker.

Sitting there seemingly calmly strung with beaded flowers, Mengxi's little heart liver was jumping and jumping, she was really afraid that this Second Master Xiao's face was thick enough, and if she really had a live show, then she would be embarrassed.

Hongyu's struggle just now and Xiao Jun's tight hug were reflected in her eyes, she understood that this was the iceberg demonstrating to her, and the spirit of not admitting defeat in her previous life was suddenly aroused, she was gambling, betting that the iceberg's face was not thick enough to be in front of her and Hongyu XXOO, so she sat down peacefully.

Xiao Junke was miserable, he only learned today that his new second grandmother had asked the eldest master to leave him in the upper room for half a month. That day, he was groggy, he didn't know what happened later, and no one dared to mention it to him afterwards, but today I still occasionally heard Hongyu say, that anger, he is a big man who stands up to the sky, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't have the habit of beating women. I really wanted to drag Mengxi over and beat him violently, this was the first time he had the idea of beating a woman.

He didn't believe in what Chong Xizhi said, this must be her Li Mengxi's means of competing for favor, not only thinking of Yuanpa in the cave room night and yesterday's red heart Jiao, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this woman's scheming was too insidious and vicious, and she was not worthy of being his Xiao Jun's wife, but it was a pity that he had a good skin, but he Xiao Jun was not the master who coveted women, what if he was forced to keep him for half a month, he would be with other women and not touch her fingers! Then there was the scene just now.

On the fourth day of the wedding, he mixed with the maid on the bed, this is undoubtedly hitting the bride's mouth, Xiao Jun just wants to stimulate her like this, make her uncomfortable, make her ashamed, in his opinion, a woman will definitely turn around and leave when she encounters this kind of thing, or make a big fuss, if she dares to make trouble, he just said that she committed the first of the seven - jealousy, and attacked her fiercely, he imagined a lot of her reactions after seeing this scene, but he didn't expect it to be this one, and he really didn't have the courage to perform a live show in front of her.

can brazenly let the eldest father force him to stay in the upper room for half a month, what else does she Li Mengxi dare not do, he is really afraid, if he has the courage to perform, she will really have the courage to watch the play there, if she really wants to do it, this kind of thing, it is better for two people to do it secretly behind closed doors, it is not good to have a wife watching from the side, thinking like this, he has no idea for a while, his face is getting darker and darker, the room is so quiet that he can hear a needle dropping, an invisible pressure spreads, and finally, Xiao Jun's arm loosened, and Hongyu took advantage of the situation to get out of bed, wanted to escape from the house that made her breathless as soon as possible, and it had nothing to do with her how the second grandmother and her grandfather made trouble, so she tiptoed out, as if the second grandmother was asleep, and she just had to go around gently and escape.

"Get on your knees!"

When she walked past the second grandmother, she heard the voice of the second grandmother, a faint tone, but it seemed to contain everything, revealing a supreme majesty, Hongyu was so frightened that she knelt in front of the second grandmother, and Xiao Junteng sat up.

"Ruby, you are guilty"

"The slave is wrong, the slave is guilty, and she begs the second grandmother to punish her"

"Someone! …”

Mengxi shouted.