One second, two seconds, three seconds, four seconds, five seconds......

Come on, the good pro of physics calculates how high it is to fall in five seconds.

I don't know how tall it is, but I know that if I fall to the ground, I'm going to die today, and it's weird not to fall into meat sauce.

Miao Lian: "I already knew that my mother was looking for a boyfriend." ”

Miao Jing: "Huang Quan, if you fall down and don't die, I will forcibly ~ rape you!" ”

Miao Yin: "Ahh......h Help......"

See?

Compared with Miao Lian and Miao Jing, Miao Yin is simply a pure little flower.

Miao Lian is hopeless.

Miao Jing is not dirty, this girl is a wave! And this second is more wave than the previous second, the next second is better than this second wave, the longer you know each other, the more waves she will be in front of you.

Even if you are as calm as a mountain and as immobile as an old monk, she can also fill the Jinshan Temple with water, and give you a wave of confusion.

Thank God, thank earth, we didn't die!

Under this cliff, it seems to be a lake.

We landed in the lake like dumplings.

Miao Yin can't swim, and it wraps around me like an octopus.

Her arms were wrapped tightly around my neck, and her two long legs were wrapped around my waist. choked on several mouthfuls of water, panicked and nervous, and the little buttocks kept moving, twisting around, and the rubbing Lao Tzu was unbearable. Paralyzed, if we both don't have clothes on, can this posture be said to be able to say believe it or not?

Fortunately, I have a good water nature, holding this girl, slowly surfacing the water.

She coughed non-stop.

Miao Lian and Miao Jing have already surfaced.

Miao Jingzheng laughed: "There is no endless road! Ha ha...... Master once gave me a divination hexagram, saying that when I turn evil into good fortune, I have noble people to help me. Life is not coquettish, how can you be worthy of my sister's long legs and D cup? ”

Miao Lian: "What about Huangquan?" What about Yellow Springs? Miaojing, wait a while for you to insult her, count me in. ”

I'm so drunk.

Can you stop kidding?

Rub it!

When did this happen?

I don't know where I am now, and I don't know what the danger will be. Miao Lian and Miao Jing, their hearts are really big.

Not bad!

I think they must be joking.

However, no one could have imagined that next, these two girls would rush to swim towards me.

Miao Jing: "Hehe, Huang Quan, my sister does what she says, saying that if she falls down and doesn't die, she will insult you, and she must insult you." Come on, little handsome guy! ”

Miao Lian: "I'll go first!" I'll go first! I'm a senior sister. ”

Miaojing: "Hmph! Although you started earlier than me, I am two months older than you, I will go first! ”

Miao Lian: "Hmph! Whoever grabs him first, he is his. ”

Miao Jing: "Okay! Talking is counted, did you come for nothing when I was the title of mermaid of the South China Sea? ”

Lao Tzu was stunned on the spot!

What's more, Miao Jing and Miao Lian actually flew towards me.

Miao still water is really good, the body is graceful, flexible like a fish, and the speed is fast.

And Miao Lian is not bad, she is already close to me, only less than three meters apart. Miao Jing, on the other hand, is five meters away from me.

To put it bluntly, Lao Tzu was frightened.

I flapped my feet and swam towards the shore with all my suckling strength.

Miao Jing and Miao Lian smiled behind me and said secretly: "Hehe, little handsome guy, where are you going to escape?" Obediently obey my sister! Sister let you enjoy the fun that you can't taste in the world! ”

Fun balls!

Paralyzed, are there any such people as them?

Is Lao Tzu a man, okay?

I'm a big man, and I'm insulted by two girls, isn't that funny?

However, there are many things that will not happen if you are not unwilling.

This dog's life is full of absurdity and helplessness!

I had just swam a few meters away and had already been overtaken.

Miao Lian and Miao Jing grabbed me almost at the same time, one of them and one ankle, and with a gentle tug, I fell into their clutches.

It was useless to let my hands pull helplessly in the water.

Miao Lian: "I'll catch his first." ”

Miao Jing: "Hmph, it's clearly me." ”

Miao Lian: "You're cheating, aren't you?" ”

Miao Jing: "Whatever you say, my sister finally met a heartbeat, this man, I have to." ”

Miao Lian: "I finally met one. ”

Miao Jing: "Let's stop fighting, let's go together!" ”

Miao Lian: "Okay! Together! ”

The two girls began to rub oil on me for a while.

I'll go!

"Paralyzed, you two are crazy! Let me go! Miao Lian, if you pull my clothes again, Lao Tzu will beat you. Ouch I'll go! Miao Jing, grassy, you quickly loosen Lao Tzu's pants. “

Miao Jing: "Hehe, you are only allowed to take off my pants, not yours?" ”

Miao Lian: "I grabbed his hand, Miao Jing, quickly, come on......"

Lao Tzu is already a little skeptical about life.

Think about it carefully, who are the people you have met during this time?

At the beginning, when I first caught the lust, I used the "Ten Thousand Ghosts Technique of Taiyin Mountain" to summon a woman from the Infernal Hell, and she just occupied Lao Tzu's body, and in the living room, under the noses of the twin sisters, I took a plane for half an hour.

Later, when I met Yu Xiaobei, I had to talk about a cannonous love with Lao Tzu.

That Weiyang ghost king is also a joke.

The person chosen by the fairy bones is a mushroom.

The little monk did not quit, and he lacked a root in his head.

The old monk is empty, and it is especially wonderful.

Chen Shi Chen Feng father and son, catching ghosts and scaring people are speechless.

The Miao Jing Miao Lian that I encountered this special time is purely a big wave! Wave!

I think I'm going to have to be sucked dry by these two girls today.

However, it was at this time that Miao Yin saved me.

Miao Yin's face turned pale and stiffened, and she opened her mouth to bite me on the shoulder.

It's been a while since we've fallen, and although it's dark, we're almost getting used to it.

Looking at Miaoyin, two zombie teeth grew out of her cherry mouth!

Zombie!

This girl has been scratched by a zombie and has been poisoned by a corpse.

If I continue like this, I am afraid that I will definitely die.

I straightened my face and said, "Quick! Take her to the shore and I'll save her. ”

Miao Jing and Miao Lian didn't dare to joke anymore, and one of them grabbed Miao Yin's arm and went ashore.

The wound was on the right arm.

Miao Yin's white and tender arms have two bloody tooth holes. The corpse qi had entered the body, and the whole arm and blood vessels had burst out, and they had become black, like spider webs.

Without further ado!

I quickly grabbed her arm and opened my mouth to suck it in.

The corpse qi demon qi does not hurt me at all, but can increase my strength.

In another person, even if Maoshan is in charge, I bet that it will be a trouble to save Miaoyin.

But for me, it's all a piece of cake.

I lay on Miao Yin's arm and sucked.

Only half a ring, Miaoyin's face gradually returned to normal, the skin on her body turned into ice muscle jade skin again, the zombie teeth in the sandalwood mouth slowly disappeared, and the corpse qi in Miaoyin's body was all dispersed, she was very weak and temporarily unconscious.

Miao Lian was shocked and asked, "Can you suck corpse qi?" How can you suck the corpse gas? ”

I asked angrily, "What a fuss." ”

Miao Lian: "No, Huangquan, don't get me wrong, I mean, I was also caught by zombies, can you help me suck it?" ”

I frowned, "You were caught by zombies too?" Where? ”

Miao Lian smiled charmingly, deliberately made a shy and timid appearance, it was like hooking up with a dead person, she said coquettishly: "People's breasts ......"