Chapter 1: Miss, You Have a Bad Omen

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The No. 3 overpass in Jianghai South City, commonly known as the fortune-telling bridge, is recognized as a blessed place in the fortune-telling circle of the whole city. As long as you open a divination stall on this bridge, no matter how windy or rainy, there is no empty field for divination.

With such a good blessed land, naturally only a few famous 'hexagram gods' in the city are qualified to open divination.

Just after eight o'clock, the hexagram gods on the fortune-telling bridge began to spread out the yin and yang gossip to prepare for the opening of the market. However, at this moment, a thin young man wearing a pure white sportswear suddenly walked up.

The face of the first 'hexagram god' at the east bridge changed greatly, and he immediately panicked and called in a low voice The little demon king is here, close the stall and run!

When the other hexagram gods heard this, they just put away their things and ran away without saying a word. In an instant, the hexagram gods on the fortune-telling bridge were all gone, and only the one on the west side of the bridge who had opened the 'hexagram god' did not leave.

The hexagram god is closing his eyes, telling fortunes for a sexyly dressed beauty. His hand was groping around on the hand of the beautiful woman, not knowing whether he was telling fortunes or taking advantage of women.

"Master, you have a bloody plague."

"Who said I had ......"

When the hexagram god opened his eyes, his pointed face, which was still ruddy and shiny just now, suddenly turned as pale as paper. He threw away the woman's hand directly, didn't bother to clean up the things, got up and left.

"One."

"Two."

"Three."

When the young man counted to three, a brick flew out of nowhere and hit the nose of the hexagram god directly, and blood splattered in an instant.

The beautiful woman who wanted to tell fortunes saw it and hurriedly greeted her, "You are the real master, can you tell fortunes for me?" ”

The young man glanced at the beautiful woman and said, "On the moonlit night of the twenty-fourth bridge, where can the jade teach." Miss, you don't have a good bra. ”

When the beauty heard this, she hurriedly said: "Yes, I have been very unlucky recently, and I also think I have a bad omen." Master, tell me about this solution. ”

The young man reached out and touched his eyebrows, tapped the beautiful woman's chest with his chin and said, "What I'm saying is that your bra is not good." It's obviously an A, but you just plug in a sponge and wear a D. Approve five words to deceive people and be turned around. ”

The beauty immediately became angry when she heard it, but before she could get angry, she was interrupted by Ye Feng and said, "Beauty, don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet." You think that if you wear black silk, others won't be able to see your thick leg hair? Your leg hair is harder than your beard by you, not to mention stockings, even the sponge on your chest can be punctured. Approve you again with four words, so that you can do it yourself. ”

Without waiting for the beautiful woman to react, the young man turned and left.

As soon as he stepped off the overpass, the young man's mobile phone rang, and as soon as he took out his mobile phone and pressed the answer button, he heard an angry roar on the other end of the phone: "Ye Feng, why has your life dropped again?" Did you go to the bridge to smash people's jobs again? Why can't you let go of that after so many years? Do you believe that Lao Tzu will not give you a life......"

Ye Feng hung up the phone without allowing the other party to finish speaking, and his calm face suddenly became a little cold.

Put it down? How can it be! I'm going to do this for the rest of my life!

As soon as I hung up the phone, I saw a disheveled woman running out of the alley opposite the overpass. If the woman hadn't looked frightened, she would have been a little pretentious.

Not to mention anything else, just this figure makes it difficult to refuse.

The woman panicked, and accidentally bumped into Ye Feng's body, she subconsciously looked up at him in front of her, and knelt down directly to ask for help without saying a word.

Without waiting for Ye Feng to react, he saw six big men with fierce faces rushing out of the alley, led by a long hair with an Arhat tattoo on his head.

Seeing those people surrounding her, the woman's frightened body shook violently, and she hid directly behind Ye Feng, hugging his legs for help.

Long Mao pointed at Ye Feng and shouted: "Boy, if you know each other, hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu, don't pretend to be a hero here." ”

When the woman heard this, her body shook uncontrollably again, she looked at Ye Feng and said, "Please, save me." Don't let them catch me. I won't be able to survive if I get it back, and a few of my sisters have been crippled by them......"

Originally, Ye Feng didn't want to take care of this matter, but as soon as he heard this woman's words, he immediately changed his mind, and he had to take care of this matter today.

Seeing that Ye Feng wanted to meddle in things, Changmao glanced at him with slanted eyes and said, "What?" Do you want to do this? ”

Ye Feng touched his eyebrows with his right hand, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "You are really smart." ”

When the bald head heard this, he immediately became angry, and shouted directly: "Fuck, give it to Lao Tzu!" ”

Five big men, it seems that the number of lives in a day is bound to run out. If he went back, the old man would definitely blow his beard angrily and stare at him, and he couldn't help but laugh happily when he thought of this Ye Feng.

Old immortal, you deserve to be angry!

Ye Feng frowned, Yin Tang suddenly emitted a black glow, he raised his right hand and began to calculate, and muttered a sentence in his mouth: "Gui Si, Linbing, Heavenly Wolf, reverse!" ”

At this moment, the fingers stopped calculating, and at the same time, the ghostly light on Ye Fengyintang also broke out.

Ye Feng helped the woman up and said, "You go with me first, and I'll take you to see someone when I turn back." ”

The woman still pointed at the big man who came up with a frightened face, "They ......"

Ye Feng glanced at those people and said, "It's just a group of waste people, don't pay attention to it." You come with me first. ”

When Changmao saw that Ye Feng was not a bird, he was about to leave directly, and the anger in his heart instantly rushed up, and he scolded loudly: "Give me a shot to death!" Kill me! ”

The boss spoke, and those people were no longer vague and rushed forward directly.

However, at this time, a strange thing happened, the person who rushed to the front slipped on the soles of his feet and fell, and he happened to hit the stone platform and immediately bled profusely.

As soon as this one arrived, the second one didn't know why his ankle broke, and he hit his head directly on the telephone pole, and then the person fell to the ground like mud.

The five big men fell to the ground in this way, their faces covered in blood and incapacitated. There were two big men with knives, and they directly stabbed weapons into their bodies.

The long-haired man was stupid at the time, he didn't understand what was going on, and in an instant his brother was ruined. However, just when he suddenly thought of the alias of the No. 3 flyover, and remembered the legend he had often heard, his face suddenly turned bloodless, and he turned around and ran away without saying a word.

After the long hair ran away, Ye Feng made a phone call, and as soon as the phone was called, he said lightly: "The number of lives is used up, prepare the seven-star lantern to continue your life." ”

After finishing speaking, without waiting for anything to be said on the other end of the phone, Ye Feng hung up the phone. He reached out and stopped a taxi, and after giving his brother the address, he fainted directly.

Not far away, a black off-road man followed without hurrying or slowing......

It was late at night, but in the attic of a villa in the east of Shanghe City, an old man in a wheelchair was still anxiously looking at the sky, and his hand had been silently calculating.

Behind him were seven ancient lamps of different forms, placed in a formation of seven stars and the moon.

Seven small flames flickered in the night breeze, although those small flames looked faint, as if they would be extinguished as soon as the wind blew, but no matter how strong the night breeze blew, it could not blow out any of the ancient lamps.

A relatively large ancient lamp is placed in the center of the ancient lamp, and this lamp is carved with the pattern of double dragons playing with beads, and the so-called bead is where the wick is. This is the lifelight of the entire formation, and it is also the key to the formation.

There were also seven smaller seven-star moon arrays scattered around these seven-star arrays, and seventy-seven forty-nine ancient lamps illuminated the room as if it were daylight.

The eight seven-star half-moon arrays are arranged according to the number of lives, which is called the seven-star life-fighting array. It was the great array of Zhuge Liang's star to continue his life, but when it was because of the anti-bone Wei Yan, the star failed and fell into Wuzhang Yuan.

In the middle of the Seven Stars Fortune Array, there was a pale young man, this person was none other than Ye Feng, who smashed a stall on the fortune-telling bridge.

At the moment when the wall is constantly knocking, all the secondary lights are dimmed, and all the main lights are suddenly brightened. After a moment's thought, all the small main lights were dimmed in order, and the double dragon playing bead lamp standing above Ye Feng's head was wrinkled.

After another seven moments and seven thoughts, the main light of the double dragon playing beads was dimmed, and Ye Feng, who had closed his eyes tightly, slowly woke up.

Ye Feng rolled his eyes, then sat up suddenly, he nodded his chin at the old man and said, "How many lives did the thief old man renew for me this time?" ”

The old man who was called the thief old man said with a very bad face: "I am your adoptive father, show respect to Lao Tzu, if you dare to call me a thief old man again......"

Before the thief old man finished speaking, Ye Feng said directly: "Damn, calling you a thief old man is to give you face, where are there so many things." Calling you a thief old man means that we are close, if you don't want to, you can tell me your name. ”

The old man of the thief glared angrily when he heard this, pointed at Ye Feng and scolded: "You rabbit cub believe it or not, I have taken your life now, and I will make you a living dead for the rest of your life!" ”

"Yes, I can't ask for it." Ye Feng said with an indifferent look, "It's good to be a living dead and sleep every day, and I don't have to do those asshole tasks for you." If you have the ability, you will take my life, if you don't have the ability, then continue to let me call you a thief old man. ”

Without waiting for the old thief to say anything, Ye Feng lay down directly, ignoring the old thief's meaning.

As soon as the thief old man heard this, his face was immediately full of smiles and said, "The thief old man is a good name, it just fits my style, I like it." But the tasks I asked you to do weren't asshole-free tasks, they were serious things. ”

Ye Feng sat up as soon as he heard this, looked at the old man and said, "Don't say anything else, just say what is the first task you told me?" You let me spy on three hundred women who masturbated themselves, isn't this shit what is? ”

The thief old man smiled and said: "It's not for you to do that task so that you are practicing the Dafa of Changing Your Life against the Heavens, but by the way, you will exercise your willpower, and you don't know that every time you use the Dafa of Changing Your Life against the Heavens, you can't get close to women for seven days, otherwise you will ......lose your spirits."

"Alright, stop talking so much nonsense." Ye Feng looked at the thief and said word by word, "Let me tell you, master, I will never go, I want to take a vacation to make a girl." ”

After speaking, Ye Feng lay on the bed again, and this time he closed his eyes directly.

The old man smiled flatteringly: "This time is different, this time you can ......"

Without waiting for the thief old man to finish speaking, Ye Feng stretched out his hand and directly used the Divine Absolute Seal, the so-called Divine Absolute is to enter the state of the living dead by the self and lose all his senses, but the consciousness is still there. In this state, he needs to consume half of his life.

Usually, when you're fine, you can use the gods to save your life.

The thief old man took a deep breath, then slowly drove the wheelchair to Ye Feng, stretched out his left hand and silently pinched it, and then the left and right index fingers flashed a weak purple light.

He pressed his index finger on Ye Feng's forehead and said, "Okay, since you don't want to, forget it." This half year will be considered as a vacation for you. Remember, don't get close to women for seven days after the Dafa of Changing Your Life Against the Heavens. ”

After speaking, the old man of the thief drove the wheelchair and was about to leave, but at this time, Ye Feng suddenly woke up, grabbed the wheelchair of the old man of the thief and said: "Don't go first, take over 10 million flowers, how can I go out to play if you don't give money on vacation?" ”

The old man glanced at Ye Feng and said, "Ten million? I opened the bank when you were the bank? ”

"Damn, a task will earn you 30 million back, what's wrong with you giving me 10 million flowers?" Ye Feng glanced at the thief and said, "Don't be so stingy, this money is something outside the body, and it is not brought to life or dead." ”

"Stinky boy, don't curse me to death, you will live for a few days if I die." The thief old man snorted coldly and said, "Besides, the money given by people is a lot, but the cost spent on you is a lot, just boiling these lamp oils will cost three or four million, plus you have to buy a new car every time you pretend to be forced ......"

Ye Feng raised his hand and waved, interrupting the old man's words: "Okay, okay, you just say whether you give it or not." If you don't give it to Xiaoye, I'll die for you immediately! Let you be a thief old man with no money! ”

"You...... You little bunny......"

However, before the old thief could finish speaking, he heard a loud 'bang', and then heard a loud footsteps coming out of the downstairs.

"They're upstairs, give it to me!"

Ye Feng stood up suddenly, but before he could do anything, the door of this building was directly kicked open. The moment the door was kicked open, the muzzles of the three black holes were aimed at his eyebrows.

He looked at the group of people quietly, and secretly put his hand behind his back, ready to change his life against the sky and maim these people.

A bald man standing at the front pointed a gun at Ye Feng and shouted: "I'll count a second and raise my hand for me, especially don't move your fingers, I will blow your head if you move!" ”

As soon as the words fell, several people behind the bald head also rushed up one after another, aiming their guns at Ye Feng's head.

Ye Feng frowned slightly, then slowly raised his hands, then looked at the thief old man, and asked him with his eyes What the hell is going on with all this, how can they know everything about their Star Palace Technique?

However, what made Ye Feng speechless was that the thief old man was also at a loss.

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