This book has been written for so long, thank you for accompanying me to the end, without you Peach Blossom will definitely not be able to persevere, there are many deficiencies in the work, everyone is very tolerant, Peach Blossom is very grateful, and has been writing with a grateful heart to the end.

During this period, I became friends with many readers, and Peach Blossom was happy from the bottom of my heart, and after a short break, Peach Blossom still couldn't be idle, and prepared a new book when it was physically feasible.

I recommend the new peach blossom article "The Great God Stick" to everyone, and you can find it by searching for the title of the book directly on the Black Rock Reading Network.

Introduction: Xiangmen has rules, you can't tell hexagrams for yourself, on the day of the teacher, the master gave me a hanging, saying that I was a eunuch -

I used to laugh, now I'm crying......

But Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this evil, I can't be an emperor when I cross over, and I will definitely not be a eunuch!

[Thousands of high-rise buildings rise from the ground, and the novel also has a foreshadowing of story development, please grow up with the protagonist and rise with the protagonist. 】

[The new book is a male protagonist essay, the reason why I will write a male protagonist essay is because the underworld has too much influence on me, I am afraid that I will not be able to withdraw from it if I write the female protagonist essay again, and I am also afraid that the plot written will make readers think, oh, I seem to have read it here, so, please believe that "The Great God Stick" is brand new and unexpected. 】

Chapter 1: Baby I'm Coming

My name is Chen Long, but my life is like a worm.

When I was two years old, my parents died in a car accident, and my uncle, who had three children at home, had no choice but to take me in, and the life under the fence was very uncomfortable, so I couldn't wait to go out and break into society at the age of eighteen.

At that time, I was relatively simple, I was deceived without any suspense, I was deceived into a pyramid scheme organization by my fellow countrymen, and I escaped and was picked up by an old man in the temple.

The people in the temple call him Wang Laohan, and he is the temple to the pilgrims, but he doesn't read the signature when he unsigns, but stares at people's faces, and after a long time I know that the guy sells dog meat with a sheep's head, and he won't unsign at all, and looking at his face is his unique job.

If I learn the skill of looking at the face, who else in the society will be able to deceive me in the future?

At least that's what I thought at the time, who knew that as soon as I entered the Xiangmen, it was as deep as the sea, and it was six years to learn, and I found that I was very talented in this area, and the master also found out, and taught him everything, saying that after he died, I would be the 2490th generation head of our Xiangmen.

It's good that it's not two hundred and five-

Master is very good to me, and if I hadn't been bent on breaking into society, I would have been reluctant to leave him.

When I was leaving, the master gave me a hanging, and now lying on the bed and thinking of the hanging, I couldn't help but raise the corners of my mouth, and even said that I was a eunuch, and he was sure that he was not wrong?

It's the twenty-first century now, and you're still a eunuch?

But the master has always been very accurate, otherwise there would not be so many businessmen, rich people, and high-level dignitaries who only ask for a signature.

Thinking of this, I quickly lifted the corners of the quilt, looked at the little brother who stood proudly, and finally fell with my hanging heart.

Soon, though, my heart began to get restless again......

Not only was my heart restless, but my body was also restless, and I looked impatiently at the woman's body behind the ground glass, "I've paid all the money, can you be dedicated, don't wash it, come out to work!" ”

The woman in the bathroom sneered and complained, "What's the hurry, how long have you been holding back?" ”

How long have you been holding it back, can I tell you that Lao Tzu has been holding it for twenty-four years?

It's not because of Master's parting hanging, otherwise how could I be in a hurry and quickly find a fake massage parlor as soon as I entered the city?

Seriously, I can't even see the face of the woman in the bathroom!

I had only one thought in my mind at the time, hurry up and find a woman to do it, don't really have any accident and become a eunuch, then I haven't even tasted what a woman is like in my life, it's so worthless!

As soon as I thought of this, I got up, got out of bed, and walked to the bathroom, where I quickly settled.

Looking at the bewitching body through the frosted glass, the ambiguous sound of water made me swallow and spit, the blood all over my body boiled, every pore opened, and I wanted to open the door to heaven for me.

"Baby, I'm here!"

I took a deep breath of the woman's body fragrance, and tried to open my eyes to find it in the haze, but I didn't touch anyone for a long time, and when the water vapor dissipated, it was like a wide street in front of me!!

The point is not on the street, the point is that there are still many people on the street!!

Out of instinct, I immediately used my hands to protect my private parts, those people were looking at me as if they were watching a play, I subconsciously turned my head and drilled back, who knew that the room behind me was gone, and my back was also the street!

It's similar to the street I just saw, the only difference is that there are more people here!!

I'm roaring inside, whatthe is going on?

Society is really too complicated, I forgot to calculate a hexagram just now, have I been deceived again?

I was so angry that I was ready to go back to fight, but looking at the houses and people on the street, all of them were dressed in ancient times, I definitely wouldn't be naïve enough to think that I had walked into the filming set, this must be a real crossing!

And years of experience with my hands have taught me that the private parts covered by my hands are empty and cold, as if something is missing......

I didn't dare to look down, for fear that I wouldn't be able to bear the sudden blow, so I could only grit my teeth and let the tears betray my vulnerability.

Eunuch life!

Eunuch life!! You are a eunuch!

Master's voice is like a magic sound that pours into my head, I can't laugh anymore at this moment, I didn't shed a single tear when I was deceived into a pyramid scheme, I cried like a child at this time, no, I should be like a madman!

"Master...... Ahh......h

"Master—God—"

Who the am I going to talk to?

Do you really want to play me?

If that's fate, I admit it!

But!!!

"You can't let me cross half an hour late!!" I pointed at God in resentment and raised my middle finger, thinking to myself, in fact, you are five minutes late!

Suddenly, I was slapped on the back of the head, followed by a woman's head drink, "Let you go home immediately after delivering the cloth, you pee on the street, why don't you mention your pants, the cricket is bigger and the chick is exhibited?" ”

Not to mention the scolding, the woman who came grabbed my ears and dragged me away, so painful that Lao Tzu bared his teeth.

"Who?!"

Lao Tzu is a belly fire nowhere to sprinkle, this woman is also adding fuel to the fire, I lost my temper and turned my head over, I didn't expect to face a pair of full murder weapons, I still saw such a big wave for the first time, and then I looked at this woman, it was even more than half a cut higher than me, and the sallow face was fierce and vicious and gave me a slap!

"Who is the old lady, it's your old lady!"

After speaking, he grabbed my ears and continued to walk, scolding and scolding as he walked:

"You can walk from the east of the city to the west of the city for a long time, what can the old lady expect you to do for twelve years?"

"If it weren't for your dead ghost father's sake, my mother would have been sold into the palace as a eunuch!"

"If you don't obey again, when the tax collector comes, he will take you to the tax deduction, let you go to the palace to be a eunuch, and let the Chen family cut off their children and grandchildren!!"

The pain in my face and ears was hot, but I couldn't care about the pain now, and I heard important information from the woman's tone of hatred that iron could not be made of steel, and the body that crossed was only twelve years old, and he hadn't sent me to be a eunuch yet, which meant that my baby was still there?

I quickly lifted my clothes and rummaged through them, and when I saw the delicate little teapot, I almost cried with joy.

Although it is small, it is better than no bird, and this size is much larger than the crickets that the woman said.

"Hahahaha." I cried and laughed, and lifted my pants up and tightened the waistband.

Although I am happy, I always feel a little unsteady, this can't be God playing with me again, right?

Before the apprehension calmed down, I don't know who yelled at the fool of the Chen family, and then several children rushed up and circled around me and the woman with branches.

"It's really the Chen family's stupid grain!"

"Silly Guzi, what are you doing with the chickens, shouldn't your mother finally send you to be a eunuch?"

"Hahaha, it's over, there will be no fools to bully in the future!"

The teenage little doll, Lao Tzu glanced at them and was too lazy to care, but he didn't expect this stupid old lady to be quite biao, bending down to pick up a stone and throwing it at a few children, "Get out, little cub." ”

The two older ones hurriedly dodged, and the stone slammed into the head of the three-year-old child, splattering blood on the spot.

The child cried as soon as he spoke, and the two older ones smashed their heads when they saw it, and they were so frightened that they ran away, and the smashed ones were probably frightened, and they ran away crying with blood on their heads stupidly.

I couldn't hold back my laughter, were children in ancient times so funny?

"You're still laughing? How dare you laugh!? ”

Gu Ziniang said and wanted to do it again, this time I preemptively grabbed her wrist and swept it over, "You want to hit me again?" ”

Gu Ziniang was shocked, and then she was overjoyed, and immediately squatted in front of me and grabbed my arms, with sadness in her eyes, "Gu Zi, don't scare Niang, you actually know how to resist?" ”

As she spoke, her trembling hand reached out to me, trying to pull my face.

My heart is breaking again, could it be that this stupid Guzi didn't even know how to resist when others bullied him before, right?

Just now, I was concentrating on the baby under my crotch, and I let her be violent to me, and it is difficult for this shrew to get close to me.

I don't know if I want to use the body of the grain for the rest of my life, I can't stand being beaten like this by her every day, so it's better to take this opportunity to make it clear to her.

I let go of her hand, "Yes, you are not allowed to hit me again, or you will be ...... It's my mother, and I won't be polite to you! ”

"Don't fight, don't fight, my mother won't beat you again!"

Gu Ziniang was so excited that she burst into tears, and actually hugged me into her arms, my face just pounced on the two soft lumps of meat, and the refreshing feeling made my brother blush, but I couldn't help but want to bury it deeper and enjoy it.

In ancient times, she had a baby early, Gu Ziniang looked like she was only in her early thirties, although her face was sallow, her facial features were not ugly, and she could see it when she was not fierce.

I wasn't comfortable enough, Gu Ziniang pulled me out of her arms again, and looked at me aggrieved with teary eyes, "Gu Zi, my mother is not dreaming, right?" Are you really not stupid anymore? ”

In the eyes of Shanggu Ziniang's almost demanding eyes, I slapped myself twice in my heart, dirty.

"Guzi, speak? Don't stop talking......"

"Millet ......"

Gu Ziniang grabbed my arms and shook me back to my senses, I was sick and professional, I couldn't help but want to show others when I stared at other people's faces, just now I looked at Gu Ziniang, she was about to come to disaster!