Happy New Year - The Story of Cups and Cutlery

What is more serious than accepting a tragedy?

Answer: It is to accept a tragedy and a tragedy at the same time!

Xuanji looked at the two boxes of "loot" in front of him and felt that she couldn't cry or laugh. The organizing committee of the Guzheng Competition is also too creative, what prize to choose is not good, but to choose such a representative cup and tableware!

Looking at the packaging, it seems to be quite expensive! However, it does not change their nature as "tragedy" and "tragedy". It's best to get rid of this kind of unlucky thing quickly, of course, it's better to exchange some change and spend it on the way!

Xuanji was thinking about how to get rid of the tragedy and tragedy in the dormitory, and the unique wicked laughter of her roommate Susie came from the door of the dormitory: "Little Jie Ji, what are you worried about?" Tell your sister to listen, and your sister will solve it for you. ”

glanced at her, Xuanji was powerless to correct her vulgar and obscene name for herself, and it was her kind of person who repeatedly refused to change her words.

"I'm thinking about how to sell these two things for money."

"The student union said that it would organize a charity sale to donate money to out-of-school children in the disaster area, and your two boxes of things look full of high-end goods, and they will definitely be sold for a good price. You don't have to worry about taking anything out for charity. ”

Xuanji nodded, this is not bad, although he makes less money, it is good to be able to help others.

"But this is a prize for the guzheng competition, and you know, it's worth a few hundred yuan at most, and no one necessarily buys it." Xuanji said as she wondered if she was going to take something else and sell it together.

Susie walked over and glanced at it casually, and said with disgust: "I even printed something on the box 'First Place in the Inter-school Guzheng Competition', it's dirty." Why don't you print your name after printing this? Really, your name is worth more than these broken words. ”

"I'm not a star, what's the use of having my name printed? This thing is still a bit of a commemorative value to me, and to others it is just a beautiful cup and a knife and fork. was criticized by Susie, and Xuanji felt that these two sets of tragedies could not be handled.

Susie is helpless about this single-celled creature who doesn't know its own value. But it doesn't matter, she just knows it!

"Oops! What are you doing? With one hand, he grabbed Xuanji, who took out his mobile phone and wanted to take pictures of the tragedy.

"Take a picture! Doesn't it mean that everything in the charity sale has to put photos on the Internet? "The school couldn't provide enough fixed space to display the charity sale, so it set up a temporary trading website on the school intranet, and if you want to sell the goods, you will send the photos up and sell them in the form of auctions, and the higher price will be paid, and the payment will be paid directly to the school's designated account through online banking.

"It's great that you can take a photo casually like this, and it can be sold for dozens of yuan, stupid! Usually you see that you can make money with your careful calculations, why are you stupid like this in this matter? Susie looked distressed.

"Uh...... Then I'll ask Xiaowen to get a DSLR camera to shoot. Xuanji put away her phone in shame.

Susie saw that she didn't understand the spirit of her speech at all, shrugged her shoulders and said, "Xiaowen is back, bring your two boxes of things, let's go to shoot an exterior location, you change into beautiful clothes and makeup!" Wear lipstick in particular...... No, it's too deliberate, no makeup. ”

The more Susie spoke, the more excited she became, her squinting eyes radiating a lewd light, and her eyes were full of looks like the old bustard had discovered a new Oiran candidate. Xuanji shuddered and protested: "Do you want to go out on location to shoot a cup?" Besides, does it matter what I wear? ”

"Yes! It's a big deal! Hurry up and change your clothes, well, just the purple dress with chiffon ruffles last time, the photogenic effect is good, go quickly! Susie escorted Xuanji to find her clothes and drove her to the bathroom, just as another roommate, Xiaowen, also returned.

"Everything is ready, hehe, see if the old lady doesn't cut a few thousand pieces this time, hehe, haha, wow ka!" The more Susie thought about it, the more smug she became. The boss of the organizing committee of this charity sale is her boyfriend, as someone else's girlfriend, is it easy to think about her boyfriend?

Shoot live recordings and edits......

Oiran Xuanji was puzzled: "Pat me holding a cup to drink water?" How's that going to work? Isn't it obvious that this is second-hand? Who else would buy this?! ”

Susie the bustard said fiercely: "Don't talk nonsense! Do whatever you want! Otherwise...... Hey, hey, the old lady picked you up and sold your naked directly. Shine! ”

Temporary thug Xiaowen: "......"

That night, two sets of photos quietly appeared on the campus charity sale website, which immediately caused a sensation. The boys' dormitory was howling with wolves. Xuanji washed and slept early in the morning, and she was sold by her bad friends and bad classmates.

When Zhao Jianshen heard the news and logged on to the website, he found that the two items auctioned in the name of Xuanji had nearly 10,000 clicks, which means that most of the people in K University had watched it.

The two sets of items auctioned, one set of cups and one set of knives and forks, are ordinary in color, and they belong to the mid-range products that Zhao Dagongzi will never use, but the focus is on the pictures that are sensational enough!

The first photo is Xuanji sitting by the lotus pond with a cup, a purple chiffon dress is blown by the breeze and ripples, echoing the sparkling lake behind her, the sun is shining on her body, her skin is like translucent delicate white jade, and the white porcelain cup she is holding on the spot is compared to the vivid fragrance.

Xiaowen is worthy of being born in an artistic family, and a photo is taken very expressively, and the viewer only feels that the wind is blowing on the face, and the beauty in the painting is in front of her.

The second photo captures the "details" of the moment when the pink lips and the teacup are about to touch.

Zhao Jianshen looked at it and cursed, he knew too well how other men felt when they saw this photo - he wished he was the cup!

What a damn thing!

The photo of another set of cutlery is even more damning!

The background of the two groups of photos is the same, this group is taken of Xuanji holding a small silver fork and sending a piece of kiwifruit into her mouth, Xuanji in the picture looks innocent half-biting the kiwifruit, silver fork, turquoise fruit slices, pink cherry lips, ivory white skin, the composition of the picture completely makes people realize the profound meaning of the sage's famous saying "color eating".

This damn cup and fork must not be given to anyone else!

Almost without hesitation, Zhao Jianshen filled in 10,000 yuan in the auction price, and directly swiped the previous highest price of 1,000 yuan.

However, he is obviously not the only one who has the same idea, but in a few minutes, the highest price was refreshed to 20,000!

Yue reversed and sneered on the other end of the network.

That night, the K University campus bazaar crashed several times, and the crowd of onlookers easily crushed the weak server, and finally the network management couldn't bear it anymore and put out an announcement to temporarily close the bazaar.

According to the rumors of the masses who witnessed the fierce battle, before the network was closed, the auction price of Xuanji's cups and tableware had soared to more than 100,000 yuan......

When Xuanji woke up the next day and found that the situation was serious, it was useless to beat Susie and her accomplice Xiaowen, and the campus of K University broke out with strong gossip at the end of the last semester, and the big-character headline on the cover of the school magazine said: The price of the charity auction exceeded 100,000, who will finally get the beauty?!

"What is this! It's so nasty! Susie feigned grievances while peeking at the gossip heroine who was huddled in the bed and pretending to be dead.

"Yes, yes, yes! We sell cups and forks, not Xuanji, how did this title come about?! Xiaowen echoed with her voice, her qi was weak and weak.

They didn't know it would be so big......

"I hate you!" Xuanji hid in the quilt and said the urn.

Bingbing, the boss of the dormitory, stepped forward and pushed Xuanji through the quilt; "You haven't been out for three days, and there's no way to go on like this."

Susie secretly said in her heart, Xuanji, a guy who is a good house, it's very common not to go out for three days, as long as there is no class before, won't she die in the dormitory one day and get moldy? No wonder Yue Wei and Zhao Jianshen chased her for a semester and couldn't catch up with her, and there was no chance to start!

"I don't have the face to see anyone!" Xuanji poked her head out and said depressedly.

"It's not that serious. At most, go out and be watched, anyway, there will be no loss of meat if you are looked at a few times. Bingbing laughed.

The neighbor came over in the autumn, and said heartlessly: "That's right, you are now the new school flower, and you should be visited." ”

"What school girl?! It's a joke. Speaking of this, Xuanji was even more depressed.

"Come on, let's interview, Yue Wei and Zhao Jianshen, which one does Miss Xiaohua prefer?" Linqiu saw Xuanji's soft temperament and boldly continued to tease.

"Those two bastards!" Xuanji scolded with resentment.

She doesn't understand! Why did she start from stepping into K University, Zhao Jianshen and Yue Yi were like creditors who were staring at people every day, for a whole semester, only the ghost could be described, she didn't mind talking about a few small loves in college, but why did she get into two famous GAYs?!

Fortunately, the performance of these two people is quite gentle, at most they will make unrealistic declarations such as chasing her down and marrying her home, often dangling in front of her, sending flowers and gifts at two ends for three days, and there is nothing too tough to dodge, so she saw the moves, and dodged and passed the semester, seeing that the winter vacation was coming, she was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but she didn't expect to make such a bad thing again.

"The two of them are rich and powerful, talented and good-looking, it's not too much to say that they want anything, you still dislike it!" Linqiu sour slippery road.

"You like you on!" Xuanji was angry, and her face was bitter and hateful. Those two bastards clearly wanted to drag her into the water to serve as a smokescreen for their infidelity relationship!

Bingbing, as a big boss, is more rational, and said fairly: "Actually, it is rumored that they are a couple, and I haven't seen them really ......."

"Even if it's nothing, it's not appropriate!"

"That's too, once you enter a wealthy family, it's as deep as the sea!" Xiaowen, who has been silent, suddenly broke out a chilling classic resentful woman's testimonial, and the four girls in the same room were messy by the thunder on the spot.

Susie hesitated to rub to Xuanji's side, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's not necessarily a bad thing, that ...... With so much money from selling, I can help a lot of out-of-school children......"

Bingbing said strangely: "Didn't you say that the charity sale network was hanging?" How can you sell it for money? ”

Susie looked like a little daughter-in-law, and said timidly: "Yesterday, Yue Yi and Zhao Jianshen found my boyfriend...... He's in charge of the bazaar...... Well, they said they had to buy those two sets of cups and forks, and the argument was so bad that the headmaster knew about it. The principal clapped the decision to say one set for each person, uh, let Xuanji personally send it to them, thanking them for their generosity for the out-of-school children in the disaster area. ”

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This year's New Year's blockbuster, a set of tragedies and a set of tragedies were staged at the same time, one called "The Insulted and the Damaged", the other called "The Murder in the Dormitory of K University Girls", as for the sweet romance films on Valentine's Day...... Wait.