Chapter 27: A Guide to Ghosts (2)
After eating the hot pot, Yue Xueshan followed the fat man back to the apartment building where he was.
"Now there are houses everywhere, this feng shui terrain is really not visible at all..."Yue Xueshan sighed, looking around.
When I arrived at the fat man's house, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.
"Master, the balcony is over there." The fat man pointed to the right and motioned for Yue Xueshan to go over.
Yue Xueshan glared at him: "What's the panic, it's not time yet, the yang qi is submerging, the yin qi is scorching, a person like you whose fortune is declining is not broken, so it's not the time to make a move!" ”
"What do you mean, Master? I didn't get it. The fat man looked confused.
Yue Xueshan glanced at him: "It means that I have to rest for two minutes first." ”
"Your house isn't very well furnished. You see, the bathroom is facing the bedroom, the kitchen is deserted, and there are not many lights in the house. I haven't seen a few potted plants, and in summary, the warm power of the wood fire is far inferior to the cold water air. In addition, you are an overtime dog, and the wood gentian qi in this body is weak, so the female ghost will also find you! Yue Xueshan walked around the room and said to the fat man behind him while checking.
"Master, in fact, I'm quite flattered that a woman is looking for me, but don't worry, I will change whatever you say!" The fat man nodded repeatedly.
Yue Xueshan took out a small electric rod from his bag, took out a miniature telescope, and then took out a rope.
"Master, why didn't I see the talisman, the peachwood sword, the Buddha bead or something?" The fat man asked.
"Why is it so murderous? It's a talisman, a sword, and a Buddha bead. We have to learn to communicate, if we salute in advance and protect ourselves, what can't be solved? Yue Xueshan walked towards Chaochaotai and explained: "People go to such great lengths to let you see illusions, there must be their intentions. Can you not be so sloppy? ”
The fat man nodded while listening, and followed Yue Xueshan to the balcony.
It was 11 o'clock, the first quarter of the hour. Although there is no moon, the night sky of the city is always stained with a red glow, and the weather is still good, and the field of vision is wide, so Yue Xueshan can clearly see the balcony opposite. There was nothing empty, and there was a cold silence. The fat man cowered behind him and handed an item to Yue Xueshan: "Master, there is a flashlight here, do you want to take a photo?" ”
Yue Xueshan pushed away the flashlight, touched the protective railing, confirmed that it was firm, and replied, "You just turn off the lights in the house, so that you can see the opposite side clearly." ”
The fat man sighed: "This... Isn't that right? It's so dark and terrifying, master. ”
Yue Xueshan glanced at him and said, "Afraid of the dark, are you so fat and afraid of the dark?" Just ask if you will be hacked to death? Why aren't you afraid of being fat, you know that people can die of fat, right? You know that you have high blood pressure to die, and the probability of dying from overtime is much higher than the probability that you are scared to death by a female ghost, go turn off the lights! ”
The fat man slowly turned off all the lights in the house, locked the balcony door according to Yue Xueshan's instructions, and muttered as he did it: "Master, what does black have to do with fat, fat people can't be afraid of the dark?" Don't discriminate against fat people! ”
Yue Xueshan threw him a rope and said, "Tie one end around your waist, tie it a few more times, tie it firmly!" The other end was tied to a fence in the corner, so long that it could not reach me. ”
"Master, I asked you to catch the female ghost, why do you want to tie me up?" The fat man doesn't know why.
Yue Xueshan showed the miniature electric rod in his hand and replied, "Ghost, ethereal and incorporeal." It cannot directly hurt people, it can only affect brain waves by changing the magnetic field, so as to control the person to self-harm or hurt others. So to me, you're much more dangerous than a ghost! If you have bad intentions, I will use this electric rod to call you the eighth of September. ”
"What?"
"Chrysanthemums all killed"
The fat man shook when he heard this, and hurriedly tied the rope. At this time, it was almost 12 o'clock, and I only heard Yue Xueshan say: "Hurry up and look at the other side to see what you can see?" ”
The fat man swallowed and slowly turned his head to look at the other side. He squinted and looked at it for a long time, as if he was relieved: "There is no master of anything, and the ghost may be frightened by your spirit." ”
Yue Xueshan suddenly turned on the flashlight, brought it to his face, and asked the fat man, "What do you see now?" ”
The fat man said: "Master, don't make trouble, you can't scare me like this." ”
Yue Xueshan said angrily: "I'll let you look at the other side!" ”
"Oh," the fat man snapped, and then looked at the balcony opposite, "I still haven't seen anything, master, the balcony is empty, everything is normal!" ”
"Didn't see anything? Still everything is fine? Yue Xueshan asked angrily. He patted the fat man's head: "According to the principle of reflection, I am holding a lamp here, and there is a glass on the opposite side, but you can't see anything, do you think it's normal?" ”
As soon as he said this, the fat man's face suddenly changed, he turned his head stiffly, and stared at Yue Xueshan without saying a word.
Yue Xueshan was quite speechless when he saw this, and took out his binoculars to see for himself. Through the glass of the balcony opposite, he saw the image of himself holding a flashlight, and when he looked next to it, it was empty.
There is no fat man at all.
Yue Xueshan was shocked in his heart, and he couldn't move for a while. When did this fat man have a problem? He's been under his nose all the time, could it be that he was replaced when he went in and turned off the lights just now? This female ghost is not shallow, pretending to be a dick silk is quite like that, and she didn't even notice it.
Suddenly, he felt a tightness on his foot, and a cold thing climbed up his right ankle, wet and sticky, so uncomfortable.
Yue Xueshan gritted his teeth, pressed the miniature electric baton, and suddenly a stinging pain swam all over his body, he trembled, but he heard a call from the side: "Master, why are you calling me?" ”
Yue Xueshan hurriedly put down the binoculars and turned his head to look, a large ball of white flowers was shrinking in the corner of the wall and shaking, it turned out that this fat man was so frightened that he was squatting in the corner, presumably just wanted to hug his thigh, but he couldn't reach it, and only grabbed his ankle. That's why I didn't see him in the reflected image just now.
"Damn, I'll call you?" Yue Xueshan scolded: "I don't have electricity for so many girls, I will call you a dead fat man." Stand up for me and look at the other side! ”
The fat man stood up with a cower, and said with a little stammer: "Master, this is a ghost, a bondage, and an electric rod, it stimulates my chrysanthemum too much, oh no, my heart can't stand it!" ”
Yue Xueshan kicked him: "Useless cowardice, if it's not for grandpa, I can't see it, and I still leave you to do something!" Hurry up and see! ”
The fat man had no choice but to look at it again, only to see that on the balcony opposite at this moment, sure enough, the white dress and black dress appeared again, but the difference was that another set of clothes appeared next to it, a dark blue denim jacket and jeans and orange Adidas shoes. The clothes and pants are particularly fat and wrinkled, which is not much larger than the women's clothes next to them, and the shoes are also very long, and they look like a set of men's clothes. The more the fat man looked at it, the more he felt that the clothes were familiar, and suddenly he realized that this was not his own clothes?
This time he was so shocked that his soul flew nine days away, and he shrank into the corner of the wall with a shout: "Help, master, the female ghost is coming to hang me!" ”