Chapter 540: Would You Mind Taking a Trip to Hell?
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"Let me introduce myself, I am an all-round genius who will not be born in 10,000 years, and an absolutely intelligent person who will not be overtaken in a hundred years and a hundred years later, Leonardo da Vinci." Da Vinci put his eyes back on, so that at first glance, the old man in the carpentry clothes looked like Gandalf, Dumbledore, and other classic mage grandfathers with white hair and white beards.
"Hello, I am an immortal cultivator from the east, an invincible blood sword immortal in the world, refining evil." Chen Tingzhi unceremoniously reported his fake name.
"Blood Sword Immortal? Your name really is ... Da Vinci looked at him suspiciously, "Okay, take a closer look, your appearance is actually not our race, it seems that the words you said about the immortal cultivator from the East are indeed a little convincing." ”
"You haven't told me yet, what are those guys?" Chen Tingzhi pulled out the blood drink hidden in his sleeve, and under the nervous gaze of Da Vinci, his sword soared into the air, and sat lightly cross-legged on top of the blood drink, and then stretched out his hand and signaled-"Old man, hurry up and continue!" I don't have any wine, but you have a story! ”
"Supernatural power, is this the mysterious power of the East? With this little power, it should be possible to do it... Da Vinci was relieved to see that the blood drink cut off his neck all at once, and looked at Chen Tingzhi, who was dressed like an immortal, and nodded, as if the performance of the opposite actor gave him confidence.
"You know, Castlevania?" Da Vinci pondered for a while, turned around and pulled out a box stuffed with paper rolls under the table and rummaged through it, and at the same time did not forget to popularize science to outsiders who had little knowledge of the "mysterious power of the land", as for why the person opposite found him, he cleverly pressed the idea of inquiry, he was curious and strong in action, and liked to explore, so he ended up hiding day and night.
"Castlevania?" Chen Tingzhi was stunned for a moment, and when he said these three words, the first thought that popped up in his mind, or the first name, was - Dracula! It's the sixteenth century now, and Vlad Tepes III, who is the prototype of Dracula, has been dead for a hundred years, well, if it's Dracula, the king of vampires, according to the situation of the two loli vampires in Gensokyo, it is indeed very likely that a castlevania will be launched. ’
"That's right, it's the stupid group of Crucifixion, who took advantage of Vlad III's outing to fight and unite with his younger brother to rebel, causing Vlad's wife to think that her husband was hanging on the front line, and committed suicide before Vlad, who went home to quell the rebellion, arrived." Da Vinci pulled a roll of paper out of the box and unfolded it.
On the scroll of paper, it is the portrait of Dracula hand-painted by da Vinci himself, with black hair and black eyes, pale skin and no blood, wearing a scarlet robe, red armor buttoned on his shoulders and arms, his chest is exposed, and the blood flowing from a heart grasped by his raised right hand is dripping from his sexy chest and abdominal muscles.
Then, knowing that his wife was killed by himself because she committed suicide and violated the doctrine and could not ascend to heaven, Vlad, who was also instigated by a priest of the Cross Sect to rebel and caused all this tragedy, became Dracula! Dracula was originally the title of Grand Duke Vlad, but from that day on, it became the name of this Antichrist! The majesty of the son of the dragon would make even the Vatican tremble. ”
"And then," Chen Tingzhi vaguely guessed something, "what does this have to do with you?" ”
"Dracula went from being a devout believer to becoming the Antichrist, so he was rebuked and punished by Yahweh, and eventually, on his verge he took refuge in Yahweh's enemy, Chaos! From that moment on, he was a blood-feeding, immortal monster, as we call it, the King of Vampires! ”
Da Vinci took out a scroll of paper again, and on it was a group of young men and women who were also pale and bloody, and they were laughing wildly, their sharp canines exposed to the air, and a black-red shadow under their feet, and on closer inspection, there were many skull-shaped human heads shouting.
Well, da Vinci really never forgot to create art!
"The King of Vampires ... So, it's the vampire who hunts you? Chen Tingzhi raised his eyebrows.
"That's right! Because I built a weapon for the previous vampire Belmont, but this garbage was killed before I even entered the gates of Castlevania! Cut, as a result, it took me as an old man to run around and hide for so long. Mader, such a weak chicken, you have to be strong! It's as disgusting as a gonorrhea bitch who comes out to seduce people! ”
With a look of disdain, da Vinci pulled out a new scroll of paper, unfolded it, revealing a brown-haired bearded young man who looked silly and innocently smiling, and then spat on the old phlegm, crumpled his work into garbage, and threw it in the brazier on the side.
"Huh... Chen Tingzhi didn't know how to react, so he had to change the topic, "So, you are telling me this, do you want me to help you push Castlevania?" ”
Da Vinci looked at Chen Tingzhi steadily, his eyes that looked a little cloudy because of old age were full of sharp gaze and tenacious will, and his expression was as firm as granite, and then, his eyes widened fiercely: "You can push Castlevania flat?" So you're so strong, aren't you? I only wanted you to use your flying abilities to take me away from the lands of Europe! ”
"Huh? Ha-" Chen Tingzhi first let the left half of his face screw together with a smile in surprise, and then the whole person relaxed, and sighed weakly, "Feel free, I don't care how your painting style changes." ”
Chen Tingzhi raised his head suddenly, his dark eyes were full of pride and disdain: "This seat, you can raze Castlevania to the ground in just a flip of your palm!" ”
"Oh, and that Belmont trash from last time said he could finish the speedrun before the sun went down." Da Vinci's indifference. JPG
"Okay, it's okay if you don't believe me. Anyway, according to you, Castlevania, I must be going there. As for you, Mr. da Vinci, would you mind a trip to hell? Chen Tingzhi smiled and said something that frightened the old man.
"What? You want me dead?! ”
"But no, it's just a way from hell."