Pingdi Mountain is 500 miles in circumference and is located in the territory of Baoxiang Country.

After seeing Lao Jun leave with the two little demons with the uncertain fate of the golden horn and silver horn, Tang Sanfu continued to set off westward with his apprentices.

Although I don't know that the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn will have an explanation, but just like Tang Sanfu himself said, these two fools want to kill their daughters, such a boy is not slaughtered, is it possible to keep it for the New Year?

As for the fact that it was his family's great sage who beat Ah Li's stick, not the golden horn and silver horn......

Who said that? Do you have proof?

What? Did you record a video?

Hehe, you don't know the law that videos can't be used as evidence?

That's right, it's the law of the poor monk's family!

Just since Ah Li was beaten and snatched away the gold rope, since Lao Jun found the gold rope from the silver horn, the two of them have been at a loss.

What's more, although there is the impetus of his Tang San's funeral, it is also an indisputable fact that those two fools want to design the eldest lady of his family.

Even if Lao Jun can die, the two of them will not complain when they die.

As for these two are a pair of mentally retarded children who have drunk too much, the crime is an unconscious act that cannot control their own behavior.

Hehe, this is the fairy world, not the earth, and murder does not need the judgment of the law.

What's more, the stipulation that there is no need to punish for mentally ill homicide is as ridiculous as the Law on the Protection of Juvenile Minor Animal Crimes in Tang Sanburi's eyes.

They have the privilege of being protected, but how innocent are the victims?

Well, in all fairness, although he said this, Tang Sanfu also knew that he was the least qualified to say this.

After all, there are really not many people who have done more than him since he was a child.

After descending the Pingding Mountain, all the way to the west for 500 miles are undulating mountain roads.

Sha Laosan, who was promoted to the Taiyi realm by the purple qi, really hurried a lot faster, carrying the master and brothers all the way to the west, and Sha Laosan only took three days to cross the boundary of Pingding Mountain.

After the Pingdingshan, it is a smooth road to the west.

Sha Laosan, one of the master and apprentice, walked and stopped, and from time to time Tang Sanfu also stopped for a picnic to watch the wind, so after about half a month, Sha Laosan stepped across the border of Baoxiang Country on foot.

Bordering the western part of the Treasure Elephant Country is a small country called the Black Chicken Country.

Although this country is small, it is very coincidental that Tang San's burial happens to know.

"Apprentices, there is the country of black chickens not far ahead, let's hold on a little longer, and when we get to the country of black chickens, we will invite you to have a big meal for the teacher."

Hearing this, the second senior brother's eyes lit up, wiped the non-existent Han on his head, and couldn't wait to ask, "Master, what are you going to invite us to eat?" ”

"Braised lion's head, how's it going?"

Hearing this, the second senior brother pursed his lips, "Master, we have traveled thousands of miles after Pingding Mountain, and this is finally a little hopeful, so please let us eat meatballs?"

Tell me, a few balls, are they worthy of the roads we have taken? ”

Below, Sha Laosan interjected in a timely manner, "Second senior brother, walking....... Wasn't it my mom all the time? ”

The second senior brother knocked Sha Laosan's head with the handle of the nail rake, "Don't talk if it's okay, every time you can speak, you can always destroy the atmosphere that our master and apprentice have created with great difficulty." ”

"Yes, yes!"

The Great Sage took a bite of the peach that had been ripened for 9,000 years, smashed it, smashed it, threw most of the remaining peaches into the barren grass on the side of the road, and wiped the peach juice in his hand on the package carried by Sha Laosan.

"Sha Laosan, don't talk when you're fine, we just created a bit of a miserable atmosphere here that has gone through hardships and dangers, trekked all the way through mountains and rivers, and walked thousands of miles of hunger and hunger

As soon as you open your mouth, all the atmosphere is gone.

The most important thing about eating is an atmosphere.

The atmosphere is ruined, and even the ginseng fruit can't taste good in your mouth. ”

As he spoke, the Great Sage turned over his hand and took out a ginseng fruit, wiped it on the package that Sha Laosan was carrying, put it in his mouth and gnawed it.

"Look, this ginseng fruit really can't be eaten, wait for my grandson to taste it again."

Tang Sanyu turned his head and glared at the Great Sage, "Wukong, you are getting more and more naughty, how many times have you said it for the teacher, don't wipe everything on the package that Sha Laosan is carrying, why don't you have a long memory?" ”

Hearing this, Sha Laosan's emotion just rose in his heart, and Tang San's funeral voice continued to remember, "Do you know this package, our master and apprentice are going to sit all the way to the West Heaven."

You've got dirty on the road, don't we feel sick when we sit?

All, if you want to wipe it, you can wipe it on Sha Laosan. ”

Sha Laosan: "......"

Sha Laosan, who lost his brain and dug out his heart, said that he had no fuck and said.

Tang Sanfu completely ignored Sha Laosan's feelings, and was still teaching the Great Sage.

"And ah, how many times has the teacher told you, this ginseng fruit can't taste banana flavor, and so does peach.

Oops, what's the matter with you, Huang Zhong Li and bananas don't taste the same.

Hey, that's ginkgo, apricot-flavored.

Didn't the teacher just give you a gourd-banana-flavored nine-turn golden pill yesterday, did you eat another one and throw the remaining ninety-eight on the road? ”

"It's not for the teacher to say you, Wukong, you are really getting more and more disagreeable now, look at how cold and domineering you were when you first broke out of prison by tearing the Five Elements Mountain.

For the teacher, he shouted as a monk, and he took the golden hoop stick at every turn.

Of course, being a teacher does not mean that you are supported to be called a teacher, and you will ..... You put down the golden rod for me.

Look at what you've become now??

It's okay to be lazy and lazy, you have also learned to lose.

Let's just say that the Nine Turns Golden Pill, do you know how hard it took to steal a few gourds for the teacher? You just eat one and throw away the whole gourd?

Throwing something isn't nothing, but what if you hit someone? Even if you can't hit people, if you hit the flowers and plants, then you will get a bunch of Golden Immortal Demon Kings, right? ”

"And you, Bajie, it's not for the teacher to say you, you are not much better than your senior brother.

How many times has the teacher told you, don't swallow the peach pit together when you eat the peach, you said that you lost the peach pit that time? ”

Tang San was training his apprentices here, and Sha Laosan was silently hurrying.

As time passed, the sun began to set in the west.

Finally, before the old face of the Sun Father-in-law did not dare to see anyone again, Sha Laosan walked to a temple after a long journey.

"Master, there is a temple here, why don't we spend the night in this nameless temple."

Hearing this, Tang Sanfu stopped his gushing reprimand, raised his head and looked at the sky, "Hey, it's going to be dark." ”

Sighing that time flies so fast, Tang Sanfu looked at the plaque of the temple and found that it was an unknown temple.

Well, the person who gave this temple its name must have been mentally retarded.

Because Tang San saw that the four big characters written on the plaque on the temple were exactly 'nameless temple'.

"Wukong Bajie Xiaobai, I'm going to spend the night, let's go down."

Tang San said hello, and the two apprentices and mounts rolled over from Sha Laosan and fell to the ground.

"Sha Laosan, knock on the door."

Hearing this, Sha Laosan stepped forward, raised his hand and knocked lightly on the door three times.

"Bang Bang!"

There was no response in it.

"Bigger."

Sha Laosan knocked three more times.

There was still no response from inside.

"Push it harder."

Sha Laosan increased his strength again and knocked three times, but there was still no sound.

"Goku, smash!"

Hearing this, the Great Sage held the golden hoop stick with both hands, and the whole person jumped high, and a stick fell from top to bottom, smashing on Sha Laosan's body.

Looking at the aggrieved Sha Laosan, Tang San's face was full of hatred.

"You talk about you, you have said it three times for the teacher to make you more energetic, but the little strength you use still can't even hear the knock on the door for the teacher.

You tell me to be a teacher, did the teacher not give you food, or did the teacher abuse you, ah? ”

Sha Laosan looked at Tang San's funeral with tears in his eyes, "Master, I had dinner last time...... It was half a month ago. ”

Tang Sanfu glared, "Nonsense, the night before yesterday, the six-thousand-year-old peach that your senior brother threw away was secretly picked up and eaten by you, do you think you don't know?" ”

"Goku, knock on the door."

Hating iron and steel, he glanced at Sha Laosan, and Tang Sanfu turned his head and said to the Great Sage.

"Okay."

The Great Sage answered, put away the iron rod and stepped forward.

"Bang bang" knocked on the door three times.

Every time, the temple door shook violently, and every time, the entire temple ground shook like an earthquake.

Almost the next moment when the knock fell, the temple door creaked open a crack.

And then......

"Boom!"

With a bang, the temple gate fell straight back.

"Ahh

A scream rang out, revealing a head, two hands, and two feet in a large font beneath the fallen temple gate.

"This door is not strong......

Seeing that his apprentice only knocked on the door three times and then fell, Tang Sanfu pursed his lips, stepped forward and pulled up the monk who was smashed by the door, and asked with a little concern, "Are you okay?" ”

The monk was directly stunned, Tang Sanfu asked, the monk subconsciously shook his head, "It's okay, I've practiced." ”

Tang Sanfu nodded, "That's good, if it's okay, the poor monk won't compensate."

The poor monk and apprentice passed by the precious land and saw that it was getting late, and wanted to spend the night. ”

This monk has already sobered up, Tang San asked, and the monk nodded again and again.

"Convenient! Convenient! Naturally convenient! ”

Does he dare to say that it is inconvenient?

This knocked on the door three times, and knocked on the door of his family's thousand-year-old rosewood like this.

If he dared to say that it was inconvenient, the hand that knocked on the door would have knocked on his head.

Even if he has practiced hard for eighteen years and hasn't had time to break the Gongzigong, he can't bear it, right?

In this way, Tang San's master and apprentice successfully lived in this nameless temple and were warmly welcomed by the whole temple.

After eating and drinking, Tang San's funeral master and apprentice lived in the most luxurious guest room in the temple to rest.

At night, when he was sleeping in a daze, Tang Sanfu vaguely heard someone who seemed to be calling him.

"Master~"

"Master~"

"Master from the Tang Dynasty~"

Subconsciously, Tang Sanfu replied, "Bajie, don't be naughty." ”

“......”

The voice paused, and the next moment, a middle-aged man in a dragon robe appeared beside Tang Sanfu.

"Master from the Tang Dynasty, wake up, wake up."

As soon as Tang Sanfu opened his eyes, he saw a middle-aged man in a dragon robe standing beside his bed, and reflexively picked up the shoes beside the bed.

"Smack!"

A size forty-two shoe covered a size thirty-eight face.

"Li Er, what do you want to do to the poor monk?"