The second bullet in the middle of the fire~~~

One sentence of the classic characters of "The Strange History of Xuankun" is an iconic introduction:

Due to the fever of the different historians and the use of stimulants in the cough suppressant brew, the whole of Guangqingtian is now ordered to hold the Nine Realms "Happy Celebration Competition", and every character who has appeared in the "Immortal Wine: The Strange History of Xuankun" introduces the most authentic self in one sentence. Due to the unprecedented size of the scene of "The Strange History of Xuankun", and the number of characters is like the sand of the Ganges, several protagonists and important characters of "The Strange History" are now selected for one-sentence self-evaluation.

Goddess ----

Nie Xiaofeng (bowed with her skirt and smiled slightly): "I'm not a person who plays with love, I'm not a person when I play with love." ”

Rui Silkworm Ji (a flick of her forehead, long hair floating): "I have heard such a saying, 'Master has abused me thousands of times, and I treat Master like my first love', which is so unfortunate." Remind everyone: My Rui Silkworm Ji's first love is scattered all over the top of the Tianshan Mountains, burning at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, wailing in the Alien Divine Prison, and crushed in the Wall of Sighs, all of which I did!"

Yue Shen Qianqing (shaking her head repeatedly): "Both of them are too violent! In order to prevent the situation experienced by the first two, I decided to feed my lover with real incense every day, and he will explain to me as soon as he has any misunderstandings and calculations in his heart, and if the situation is not right, he will call Uncle Tyrant to turn him into him, haha!"

Fetal God Hua Ge (jade finger lips): "Baa~~ My brother does not have this hidden danger, I decided to wash my hands... Sit back and drink soup, eat Yunao cake, as well as steamed mountain eel, Yunjing sugar bone crisp, olive vinegar stewed shrimp, Yunao nine-color spelling, crispy fried Qi ball skewers, fragrant Teng oyster bones, sun torch turtle, star and moon fighting mussels and cranes。。。。。。 ”

(Everyone: Stop, stop, at noon, bullying us can only go to the cafeteria to beat tomato scrambled eggs??)

Holding the inkstone goddess Bai Yu (looking around): "Oh! I? I don't have any special requirements for life, there is food, there is drink, there is a place to put my feet, there are men to sleep, there is a beautiful stage to gallop, and a group of happy friends cheering in the audience, everything is OK!"

Demon Yin Shu (a demon handkerchief, faintly hiding his face and sighing): "I used to think that being a heavenly demon was the pinnacle of my career, but when I reached the peak, I saw the grandeur of the Nine Realms, so I worked hard, flew again and again, and finally... I flew lost, I was deceived by the depit historian to come to the three-regardless area on the edge of the wilderness, and since then I have set up a pole dancing university! Although it is very profitable, but my heart always has the longing and melancholy of the girl demon~~~ Ah! When will I be able to ride the God Emperor again!"

Male God ----

Luo Xuan (gloomily): "If you live and die together, I will never give up, if you raise your eyes and are confused, I will never give up, if you sleep in the same bed and have different dreams, I will never give up, if you kill your husband and children, I will never give up." I, nickname: never abandon the emperor. ”

Chi Yan (hoarse confession): "I am a jackal, tiger and leopard, you are a fragrant flower poison Yao, I am a Chinese and Western god, you are a grass destroyer, I am a noble in the cold sky, you are a warbler in the human world, I am a jade on my head, you are the golden eye, I am your thousand years of grudges, you are my doom, I am your chastity pestle, you are my andrographis." Let me swing the sculls for you and accompany you on the beautiful Yalu River!"

Mu Yinchuan (pathetic solo): "I can be long or short, soft or rigid, big or small, fat or thin, human-animal body, both cold and warm, the most suitable for high-hearted, heavy-hearted, heavy-tempered, stubborn, greedy and sleepy girls long-term gnawing, abuse, ravage, and nourishment, in order to vent the dark violence of adolescence and maintain the image of a healthy sunshine goddess in front of people." The first magic tool in the whole universe is BT, it must be me! Silkworm, only the master is allowed to be used alone in the future! If you don't use me, I will swallow everyone here!"

"I didn't mean it that night, you know, I didn't know love at that time... ”

The infant child choir under the command of the fetal god performed on the spot: "If you don't understand love on another day, the city will fall, and if you don't understand love on another day, love will step on you back!"

Lu Jun (firm shore): "The God Emperor denies my existence, and I decide my future, the God Emperor laughs at me for having nothing and not worthy of love, and I pity him for always sitting on the heavens and the earth, soothing his self-pity." True love is destined for the journey of the two, from a small hand to a thick kiss. You and I are destined to wait for each other, in this life and the next life, if we can't avoid each other, let fate be the final judgment of your fate and mine!"

Luo Xuan (eyes are dewed, heart said): "This dead junior, it's really my little phoenix! Thinking that there will be him in N thousand years later, the old paper will be on fire! Go back and send a few groups of zombies to bite the soybeans that have changed from a different historian and give them a lesson!"

Xin Tianquan (looking at the sky): "Three thousand, thirty thousand, three hundred thousand, ten thousand, everything is just a number, and the beauty of the sky is unified in front of you." Tianyao, do you understand that without your years, how I survived every minute and second, how I licked alone day and night, but you can be so ruthless, leaving a word and letting go, pushing my soul into the black hole of time。。。。。。 ”