This person is born lucky.

At the beginning, the sword blame was not called the sword blame, he called it pick-up, which means that he was picked up by his master.

After a few years of hanging out with a beggar, he was caught by his master and taken to the mountains. Then, within a few years of following the master, the old man kicked his feet, hung up, and threw him to his senior brother.

He was not convinced by this senior brother. can't beat him two years old, the teacher has a cold face, and he is even a little handsome!

How does this make him willing?

After a few years of trouble, Pick up began to accept his fate. He felt that his senior brother was born to restrain him. He can't beat him, he can't hurt him, he doesn't get angry when he plays him, this life is really boring. So, he eloped with the top, oh no, it's called sneaking.

Sneaking away days is a lot of fun.

Picking up the reality and changing into his senior brother's face, by the way, he used the name left by his senior brother when he was wandering outside: Sword Blame - his senior brother is upright, even if he has a disguise technique, when he is outside, he always sees the world with his true face. Hmph, he is going to face his senior brother's face and use his senior brother's name to do evil, he wants to let his senior brother be driven away wherever he goes, hahahahaha.

I was so happy to pick it up, and began to use the name of the sword to wander around the palaces of the kings and princes of various countries.

He slipped in first, and with a whoosh, an old man in a black robe appeared in front of him.

The old man appeared too suddenly, and the sword blame was still looking around, and he found that there was such an old face in front of him.

At that time, he was still a fool who had just gone out to play, and his performance was a little ageless - he screamed in fright.

Leaned back and took a few steps back, stared at a pair of eyes, picked up his breath and stared at the old man, and shouted: "Old man, why did you suddenly appear in the middle of the night, you almost bluffed me to death, do you know?" ”

In the midst of the heavy drinking of the sword, the torches swished around, and more than a dozen voices asked at the same time, "Who is here?" ”

The black-robed old man didn't look back, he replied clearly: "It's okay, you can retreat." ”

As soon as the old man's voice fell, all the torches were extinguished one by one, and after a while, silence was restored again.

The sword is happy.

He jumped and jumped to the old man's side. After circling around him, Jian Ji asked, "Old man, how are your kung fu?" How is swordsmanship? ”

The black-robed old man stared at him and said slowly, "You are not the sword culprit. ”

Jian Ji was startled, and hurriedly asked, "How do you know?" “

The black-robed old man sighed and said, "That kid, it's rare for Half Moon to say a word, where is it like you, chattering non-stop?" “

Jian Ji smiled, touched his scalp, and said, "He is my senior brother." ”

The black-robed old man nodded, "Sure enough, only the Black Yin faction has such a disguise technique." ”

The sword flattened his mouth, turned around and left.

The black-robed old man was surprised and asked, "Boy, you deliberately old me Qin Palace, so you won't play for a while?" ”

The sword blame raised his long sleeves and replied depressedly: "What are you playing?" You've seen through it. ”

After running out of the Qin Palace, Jian Ji decided to change back to his face, but the name was still with the word Jian Ji. Look, what a name! It not only has a 'sword' character, but also two words, which is like his previous name, pick it up, and let people know when they hear it, it is a poor child from a common people's background.

This time he sneaked away, and finally lit two fires in the palaces of Zheng Guo and Song Guo with a sword, and was caught by a grandmaster, locked up, and terminated by his senior brother.

That time, he was severely taught a lesson by his senior brother. That guy actually made him hang upside down on a tree to carve bamboo slips. Senior brother, that guy is inhumane, when he carved the bamboo slips, the knife must not be light, nor heavy, every stroke must be exactly the same as the original bamboo slips. As soon as he was a little lazy, the guy tied it to the treetops and roasted the whole sheep in front of him!

He spent three years of that kind of inhumane life.

Three years later, Jian Ji suddenly discovered that his kung fu had reached the level of a grandmaster.

Again, he snuck down the mountain.

This time, in just half a year, he was arrested by his senior brother again. I don't know how to do it, his kung fu has obviously grown very fast, but his senior brother is indeed always one level higher than him.

So, he was tied to a tree again to carve bamboo slips.

After slipping out for the third time, Jian Ji swore not to be caught by his senior brother. Thinking about it, he didn't cause trouble for the time being, and did good deeds.

As soon as this number was done, the name of his sword became famous all over the world. Hehe, that name even overshadowed the senior brother who had to use Yin Yun's name back.

After doing good deeds for half a year, one night, he suddenly saw his senior brother.

As soon as the senior brother saw him, he was actually praised. Moreover, he also took him to meet a few people from the Mo family, and said to them that he was his junior brother, and his name was Jian Ji.

The senior brother's expression at that time was very arrogant and bragging, and at a glance, he knew that he was secretly learning from himself. Jian Ji wanted to make fun of his senior brother for a few words, but somehow, his eyes were a little red.

After thinking about it, Jian Ji made up his mind and decided to be kind to his senior brother.

Unconsciously, when he saw it, he found that this senior brother was exactly the same as the brother he imagined, and he gradually liked the feeling of being with him.

However, Jian Ji couldn't bear the loneliness, and after a few months in the mountains with his senior brother, he went down again. But this time, he didn't have to sneak away, he was a senior brother and allowed him to go down the mountain.

This time, he came across a new toy, which was the fourth princess of Yue who the senior brother had been looking for for a long time. This fourth princess of Yue, a daughter, actually pretended to be a man, a child, she did not marry a successful husband to play the Magi.

It's just so much fun.

In the past three years, Jian Blame has always revolved around the playful woman.

In the past three years, he has not caused many troubles, only less than five times.

On one occasion, he even felt wronged. He really didn't understand, how could someone hold on to such a trivial matter?

Oh, it was autumn.

Wearing a hat, sipping a little wine in the women's hall, and by the way, looking at the sword blame of this Chu girl's demeanor, I suddenly heard a burst of laughter from the wing room inside

It was a man's laughter, and after a heavy "chirp" at a woman, he exclaimed, "Jiaojiao, you are my Jiaojiao." ”

The woman replied angrily: "Your family is delicate, but what about the eighth princess of Chu State." I waited for the people in the women's pavilion, how could I be a princess? ”

Wow, the man inside is actually the princess's husband?

Jian Yao's eyes turned happily, he stroked it, and thought happily: "Why don't you tie up this kid and this prostitute and hang it under Yingcheng?"

As soon as he thought of this, he shook his head. This is a bad idea, a dignified husband, running out to sleep with a woman, a trivial matter. If he really hangs up, maybe Chu Junhui will send someone to hunt him down. It's just a matter of chasing and killing him, the main thing is that it's not fun, it's not fun at all.

Just when Jian Ji was a little uneasy, the man inside replied, "The princess is delicate? Haha, my wife has the most wild personality, you don't know, she jumps out of bed every night when she sleeps until three o'clock in the ugly hour. Hmph, at that time, she didn't open her eyes, but she writhed and jumped, and undressed while jumping. It's just a matter of undressing, and she is naked on top of me every time, shouting something 'kiss, kiss, kiss.' ’

The man spoke depressedly, and several women laughed at the same time. A woman said curiously: "It's just a kiss, so why be depressed?" ”

The man was annoyed, and he said hatefully, "Yes, every time I kiss her, she bites. Look, my lips are still broken. When it was daytime, she didn't recognize it, and kept saying that I went to the women's hall to play. You bite this mark on my lips. Duh! I was annoyed, so I really went to the women's hall to have fun! ”

When the girls heard this, they laughed at the same time.

The sword blame is also laughing.

He touched his chin and smiled without an eyebrow.

The man was obviously an honest man, and before he could reach the child, he left the women's hall and got into you, the carriage.

When his carriage drove into a mansion and he came to the door of his house, he did not notice that there was a slip of green smoke flickering by his side from time to time.

The man took a bath, and when he returned to the dormitory, the eighth princess was already asleep.

In a daze, she heard someone lying down next to her, so she muttered in a low voice, "Why did you come back so late?" ”

The man replied in a low voice, "I took the drink." ”

"Yes."

There was a snoring.

As he snored, a stuffle of green smoke wafted out.

The sword flashed to the side of the bed, and he restrained the man, then grabbed him by the hem of his shirt and lifted him up.

Tilting his head to look at the man, and then at the princess on the collapse, the sword blame was very kind to hold a quilt on the man, and then he took the quilt and tied it three or four times with a rope.

He kicked this zongzi into the corner.

It was as if the kick had been kicked hard, and there was a soft "bang" in the corner of the wall.

In the sound, Hachiko took the initiative to move, and asked in a daze, "What?" ”

Jian Ji touched his chin and thought: How should I answer?

The question was a little difficult, and when he had figured out how to answer it, the princess fell asleep again, and snored softly again.

Jian Ji touched his scalp and smiled, and climbed onto the bed.

He slept beside the princess.

After falling asleep, Jian Ji looked at the princess and thought secretly, "This woman is not very fragrant, and there is no Wei Luoxiang."

Then he listened intently, estimating that time was not up for a while.

It was about half an hour before the woman could dance.

Sword's eyes widened and he found himself excited.

He never thought that that man would be talking nonsense!

He waited until the time was ugly, and the woman still slept soundly, and the snoring became louder and louder!

Enraged, he stood up, kicked the rice dumplings in the corner of the wall a few times, and decided to wait. Of course, the zongzi he restrained still had two hours to wake up, and now he won't feel it no matter how he kicks it.

Waiting and waiting, the sword blame actually fell asleep.

Then, the sword was awakened by a burst of screams. As soon as he opened his eyes, the eighth princess of Chu State stretched out her hand and pointed at him, screaming, "There are thieves!" A thief sleeps beside my pillow and steals my body! ”

Inadvertently, these eight princesses invented a word, stealing incense and stealing jade.

The screams of the princess caused the maids and swordsmen to rush in, and also woke up the pony who slept so well and did not want to be sweet.

When he awoke, he found himself tied up and thrown into a corner, while a strange man yawned sleepily beside his wife's pillow.

Then the pony screamed.

As a result, some grandmasters were alarmed.

In the face of the killing intent of the always, the sword blame was very wronged, and he angrily pointed at the colt and shouted: "You kid, you clearly said that your wife likes to strip and dance after sleeping, why didn't you see it? How dare you lie to me! ”

The colt was stunned by the sword's rage, and he opened his mouth wide and looked at him dumbfounded.

Then, the sword turned his head, pointed at the tip of the princess's nose and shouted, "Wait for you for one night, you won't take off your clothes, and you won't dance!" Say I stole you, duh, you are not beautiful, what is there to steal? If I steal, I might as well steal the little woman. ”

So, the princess was also shocked. She opened her mouth and looked stupidly at the roaring and angry sword blame.

A grandmaster was the first to come to his senses. He shouted angrily: "Sword blame, you are so rude! In a fit of rage, he struck the sword.

So, Jian Ji began his three-thousand-mile escape.

Of course, in the end, he escaped, and the senior brother only punished him slightly.

It's just that after a long time, Jian Blame is a little depressed and a little annoyed. That colt is really too deceitful! How could he deceive him out of nothing?

It's the end of the month.,The pink ticket hasn't risen.,I'm worried that Yue Ji won't be able to keep the top ten.。 ( Wise House Chinese No pop-up window, update in time )