16. Send you to hell

"Oh? So who is so critical, so handsome, so reliable, and so awesome? ”

At the moment of life and death, is it a god who has to turn the tide with the attitude of the mainstay?

Read his name aloud to meβ€”Chu Tian......

"Don't be poor! In the past three days, you have slept like a pig for more than forty hours! It's time to get to work! Sister Ying interrupted my thoughts.

Look down on me?! Am I the kind of person who is timid and afraid of things at critical moments, and hangs up and mixes experience? I'm obviously ill, is it easy for me to have a fever all day?

What kind of metaphor is this? Can a pig be so obedient? Can a pig help you talk to the undead? ”

"Can't! Therefore, the pigs on the pig farm were buried directly on the spot if they had swine fever, and you should be glad that I still left you a small life! ”

Sister Ying! How can you say that? Where is the family affection? Where is the friendship? Where is the humanitarian concern?

"Alas! You said that you have such a high fever in this place where there is no village and no store for no reason? But I feel sorry for me! For a moment her expression was full of pity.

She actually cares about me...... Although she pitted me, I almost froze into dementia in this deep mountain and old forest. But after all, she is a companion I have known since childhood, we have grown up together since we were six years old, and we have been close to each other for a long time, how can she not care for me a little?

"I'm so distressed about the high-end cold medicine I carry with me! More than 100 pieces! ”

Depend on! Li Yingxue! I can't compare to a box of cold medicine? Don't say I know you anymore!

Is your broken medicine still high-end? I still have a headache! Eat black tablets at night and sleep soundly, eat white tablets during the day and then sleep!

"Alright! Get ready to send you to hell! ”

I'm going to send you to hell! Pay attention to the wording!

"By the way, let me ask first, is that undead an evil spirit?"

"How do I know? I only know that the undead fetus light soul is very weak, but it is about to dissipate naturally or be devoured by the ghost soul, then I don't know! ”

This fierce woman is really unreliable! I strongly condemn this act of fishing for sharks with Phi Phi shrimp as bait!

"You're just doing this to me? What if I do encounter another evil spirit that wants to eat me? ”

Sister Ying nodded: "That's a problem!" It's icy and snowy, and there is nowhere to bury the corpse! ”

Feed! I'm the main character! Isn't there a plan that can't be considered for me to survive first?

"The consciousness of the remnants of this undead spirit is very weak, and I have to set up a reincarnation array to condense its soul for a short time. But my formation level is not as good as Xiaolu's, so I have to stay in the formation all the time. So you have to rely on your own out-of-body to communicate with it in the reincarnation array. ”

"Out-of-body? I won't! ”

Sister Ying took out a brown incense stick and lit it, put it in front of her, and put it in front of me: "This is a soul-attracting incense, which has the effect of hypnotizing and soul-attracting after inhalation, which can help you enter the out-of-body state!" But remember, don't think about sleeping, or your soul will be on alert, and the incense will be useless! ”

I see! I immediately sat down cross-legged, closed my eyes and breathed, inhaling the smoke from the incense.

Oh, yes! Don't think about sleep-related things, don't think about sleep-related things, don't think about ......

About an hour later, I opened my eyes and I noticed that I seemed to have changed...... I've become more energetic! This soul-attracting incense...... Refresh your mind!

Damn, broken incense, and said that it has a hypnotic effect! I've been reminding myself not to sleep for a whole hour, so it's useless?

"I've set up a life formation, and I'm about to enter the formation to launch the formation, why haven't you fallen asleep yet?" Sister Ying asked.

"Your incense is a fake!"

"You're waiting for me!" Sister Ying turned around and went out.

Soon, she returned to the house, and she had an arm-thick mallet in her hand.

"Brother, you've inhaled the Soul Incense, now just let you fall asleep. I'm sorry, I'll go back and treat you to a good meal! ”

As she spoke, Sister Ying raised her mallet high, as if she was ready to cut it down.

"Wait, what are you doing here?"

"This is the unique mastery of my Li family for generations, and the Dafa of helping sleep with a mallet. Don't worry, as long as you give it a bit, it will hurt a little at first, and you will be very happy later! Hey! ”

No, Sister Ying got the wrong script, where did these idiots come from?

And she seems to be moving like this, and it's not as simple as falling asleep with her mallet down! No wonder she said she was going to send me to hell, it turned out to be true, didn't this already start to happen?

"Sister, slow down, don't be so rude! Isn't it just falling asleep? I have a way! You bring your cold medicine! ”

Sister Ying put down the mallet and handed me a pill box.

When I opened it, I saw that black and white tablets were still neatly arranged in the box.

I put a white pill in my mouth and silently recited the mantra of eight words: "Eat white tablets during the day and sleep soundly."

"Sister Ying, don't worry! I'll be able to sleep ...... right away."

……

The surrounding scenery changes, it is still a dilapidated old house, but on one side is a brand-new new house with a happy couplet.

The surrounding pine forests have regained their pale green and cold winds, but only the distant summits are covered with snow.

And Sister Ying doesn't know where she disappeared.

I'm out of my body? What's going on in front of you?

How do I find the undead?

Looking around, there is no half a figure!

"By the way, you can ask him for help!" I remembered that every time I had to face the undead alone, the little boy's spirit would appear.

"Little ghost man, are you there? Lao Tie, I need you! ”

But this time the boy did not show up.

Isn't the imp the most reliable? Isn't there always time to save me in distress? If I trust him so much, the armored combat vehicle will also fall off the chain?

Suddenly, I noticed that there seemed to be a person standing in the courtyard not far away.

He was small and gray-haired, and he was facing away from me at this time, and from his back, it was clear that he was an old man in his sixties, but obviously not the owner of the house we had met before.

"Uncle!" I didn't act rashly, just looked at the uncle from afar.

However, like a sculpture, he did not react in the slightest.

The shelves are pretty big!

I walked over and patted my uncle on the back: "Uncle, can you speak?" ”

However, the uncle's body suddenly fell soft, like a lifeless corpse.

After a closer look, the uncle's forehead was sunken in large pieces, the eyeballs bulged out of the eye sockets, and blood kept flowing out from the corners of the eyes, nose, and ears.

"What's going on?" I immediately took a few big steps back and stopped acting rashly.

Am I not out of my body? Then I must be in a fantasy world! But how could there be such a tragic corpse in front of him?

Don't? Is this really an illusion of evil spirits?

The uncle lying on the ground seemed to move, and then its lips opened slightly, as if it wanted to speak!

"Young man, you just touched me old man, oops, my legs! I can't get up without two thousand dollars! ”