From ancient times to the present, there are many predecessors who have been in prison, but if you want to say that you are in the prison of aliens, Xia Fei is undoubtedly the first.

From ancient times to the present, the seniors who have been in prison all want the prison door to open suddenly, but Xia Fei is living very well in this cell, and he is even a little reluctant to be here.

At six o'clock in Earth time, Xia Fei was curled up on the narrow single bed, he buried himself from head to toe with an army-green blanket, and slept soundly.

Drip, drip, drip...

An ugly and piercing sound from a cheap electronic watch on the bedside woke Xia Fei from his sleep.

He pressed the mute button on his watch and sat up from the bed in a daze.

Count to three silently, and then open your eyes suddenly.

After a few seconds, Xia Fei confirmed that he was still in the cell, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

This cell is more comfortable than Xia Fei's home, with all kinds of facilities in a room of less than ten square meters, which is always so warm in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and even has a separate shower room.

Xia Fei first took a hot shower in the bathroom, and then took out his clothes from the smart washing machine.

Xia Fei can't describe his love for this kind of high-end washing machine in words, it only takes five minutes for dirty clothes to become clean when they are put in, and they are carefully ironed, with a sun-like freshness.

It's the ultimate holy weapon for bachelors, and with it, there's no need to worry about a bunch of stinky socks, let alone pick out a slightly cleaner pair of them.

After eating a breakfast that tasted very similar to Chinese toothpaste, Xia Fei sat on the bed in a daze, if he was on Earth, he would have gone out on a bicycle at this time, went to the company to pick up the mail and then distributed it.

Bicycle drivers are a very popular job in 2019 on the earth calendar, and there is no city without traffic jams in this year, so flexible bicycles have become the first choice for express delivery business.

Xia Fei can get five yuan for every email he delivers, and his monthly income of about 1,500 yuan is quite passable, enough for Xia Fei to live in the big city of Beijing, and if he is lucky, he can go to a movie every month, drink a glass of Coke and eat a bucket of popcorn.

With a sigh, Xia Fei decided to do a few push-ups to pass the time.

He put his feet on the bed and propped his hands on the ground.

“1，2，3，4…..”

Sweat gradually dripped from his skull, and the originally simple movements became heavier and heavier, but Xia Fei did not intend to give up.

After doing push-ups, it is followed by gymnastics, and after the gymnastics, continue to push-ups.

Until he exhausted the last bit of strength in his body, Xia Fei lay down on the bed, pulled the blanket and covered his head.

So, Xia Fei began to sleep again...

Getting up, bathing, eating, push-ups, gymnastics, sleeping, this is Xia Fei's daily work, and it has been repeated over and over again for half a month, of course, he has to be interrogated by the fat Connor on time.

I don't know how long it took, but there was a series of footsteps in the corridor, from far and near.

In the blanket, Xia Fei opened his eyes very vigilantly, the footsteps of the fat man Connor were heavy and lazy, and it was easy to distinguish, and the other footsteps Xia Fei was not familiar with, it was a sonorous and crisp sound, very similar to the sound of high heels stepping on the ground.

"Women?" Xia Fei muttered to himself, but he quickly dispelled this speculation, "How can there be a woman in prison?" It must be an illusion. ”

Wow!

The heavy iron door was opened, and two men walked into the room one after the other.

Xia Fei had long been accustomed to all this, and according to the usual practice, the next step was to take themselves to the interrogation room, and then ask a lot of inexplicable questions.

"Hey, you just ask a thousand more times, and my answer is still the same ten thousand times, my name is Xia Fei, seventeen years old, earthling, ID number ESS370402..., no money, no car, no house, no girlfriend, and not a [ghost]." Xia Fei said with some annoyance.

Lifting the blanket, Xia Fei sat up from the bed, he rubbed his red eyes with his hands, "Okay, I'll go with you, do you know that this is a violation of human rights?" Although the earth is only a low-level civilization planet, we are also human beings. ”

Xia Fei's movement of rubbing his eyes suddenly stopped, because there was a strange woman in front of him besides the fat man Connor.

Her height is about 1.75 meters, her figure is concave and convex, and her gorgeous red hair is draped over her shoulders like a waterfall, and she should be twenty-seven or eighteen years old.

She was dressed in a cyan business attire, with a silver round badge on her chest, on which the three stars shone brightly in the light.

The red-haired beauty stared at Xia Fei for a long time, Ye Fei was a little hairy, and suddenly, she covered her mouth and laughed, Xia Fei noticed that there was a naughty dimple on the left side of her face when she smiled, "This is the [ghost] you caught?" ”

Ghost, the most mysterious assassin in the universe and the most unlucky one, is said to have only done one case in his life, but because of this, he has become one of the few super wanted criminals in the universe.

The fat man Connaught blushed and said, "I, we thought..."

"Why do you think I don't know, and I don't want to know." The red-haired beauty was like reprimanding a child, "Your secret police are really not efficient, and you actually caught a primitive person who didn't even open the seventh brain domain to pretend to be [Ghost], please be professional, okay?" If you want to impostor, you can also catch a decent one. ”

Fat Connaught began to sweat on his head, and he took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his forehead, "We inadvertently inspected the Earth and found that he was wearing a Moore stone pendant that was the same as that of [Ghost]. ”

After speaking, he took out a red pendant from his pocket and handed it to the red-haired beauty, the shape of this pendant was like a drop of bright red blood, about to drip, and there was a yellow label attached to it, and the two big words [evidence] on the label were very dazzling.

The red-haired beauty hurriedly glanced at it twice, shook her wrist, and threw the pendant back to Xia Fei, Xia Fei caught the pendant, and said in her heart: "Brother, this time you hurt me so hard, I thought I had picked up a treasure when I picked you up, but it turned out to be good, so I sat in prison for half a month for no reason, or an alien's prison." ”

Without much thought, Xia Fei tore off the label and put the pendant around his neck again.

"How much does this kind of pendant cost fifty star coins in the free market, could it be that the people with this kind of pendant are all [ghosts]?" The red-haired beauty said disdainfully: "Besides, the [Ghost Shadow] carrying a blooddrop-shaped Moore Stone Pendant is just a legend, in fact, no one knows what he looks like." ”

"But he's just a primitive man, how can he have a pendant made of Moore stone? Isn't that suspicious? Connaught was still arguing.

The red-haired beauty was a little angry, and she said with a cold face: "What's wrong with the primitive people having a morite pendant?" Have you surveyed their planet? Maybe the planet they live on has Morite produced. ”

Connaught stopped talking, he kept wiping the sweat from his face with his handkerchief, as if the red-haired beauty could eat him at any moment.

Xia Fei frowned slightly, and said in a firm tone: "Sorry beauty, I have to interrupt you, my name is Xia Fei, I am an earthling, not a primitive person." ”

The red-haired beauty turned her head and looked at Xia Fei in surprise, "Beauty? That's a good title, I like it very much, but it's a pity that in my opinion you are still a primitive person, this is a fact that cannot be changed. ”

Her gaze was like that of a human watching a monkey, which made Xia Fei feel very uncomfortable.

"Beauty." Xia Fei showed a sunny smile, "I am really a human being, not a primitive person who hunts with stone tools. ”

The red-haired beauty laughed, "What? Do you think that hunting without stone tools is not a primitive man? As she spoke, she pulled out a tiny computer the size of a cigarette case from her pocket and pressed it gently.

Swish!

A light curtain suddenly opened, and the red-haired beauty quickly typed the word earth on it.

"The earth, discovered by the cosmic explorer Madoff three years ago, has a civilization level between the original ecological planet and the first-class civilization planet, and the seven billion earthlings are actually divided into two hundred and twenty-four countries."

"The probability of the seventh brain domain of the earthlings opening is 1 in 100 million, and it is defined as a 0.5 level civilization planet by the Pan-Human Alliance." The red-haired beauty read the information about the earth on the light curtain, and her words did not hide the mockery of the earth.

"It's a pity that the Earth is only a zero-point five-level civilization planet, so in the eyes of many cosmic civilizations, you are just a group of primitive people who have just learned to look at the starry sky."

Connaught on the side also laughed, and his huge beer belly trembled.

The red-haired beauty glanced at Connaught coldly, "You're embarrassed to laugh?" If you want me to say, you sea blue star secret police are not even as good as primitive people, they are just a bunch of idiots! ”

Connaught was embarrassed to hold back his laughter, scratching his fat head stupidly, not daring to refute it at all.

Xia Fei was speechless, for the first time in his life, he found it so difficult to prove that he was a human being.

"First, the Earth has formed the Earth Federal Government in accordance with the requirements of the Universal Pan-Human Alliance, second, the probability of our brain domain opening has reached one in a million, and third..."

Xia Fei was stunned for a while, then sighed lightly, "Forget it, what's the use of me arguing with you about this?" What does it matter to me whether the Earth is a civilized planet or not? ”

The red-haired beauty smiled playfully: "How can you say that it doesn't matter, after all, the earth is your home planet, although the primitive is a little behind." ”

Xia Fei stood up and stretched, "What if the earth is a high-level civilization?" No matter how much money the government has, it won't give it to me, and I don't have to work every day, pay taxes and rent on time. ”

He looked carefully at the badge on the red-haired beauty's chest with his eyes, "Huh? Adjudicator! You're a judge! No wonder Fat Kang is so afraid of you. ”

Connor glared at Xia Fei fiercely, but he didn't refute it, Xia Fei was right, he was just a police chief of a first-level civilization planet, and he was not even as good as an ant in front of the adjudicator, not to mention that this beauty was still a silver three-star adjudicator.

"Hehe, you're a primitive who also knows the adjudicator?" The red-haired beauty said disapprerovingly.

"Last year, the Adjudicator Guild set up a branch on Earth, and I heard that Adjudicator is one of the most noble professions in the universe, and I don't know exactly what the noble law is, in short, the Adjudicators are all very rich people."

Connaught said with a disdainful expression: "Sure enough, it is a primitive person from an uncivilized planet, how noble is the Adjudicator, how can it be compared to vulgar money?" ”

He suddenly realized that this was a good opportunity to pat the beautiful adjudicator's ass.

"Adjudicators and Hermits are known as the two major super professions, they have priority access to most public facilities, they can also freely enter many planets that are not open to the public, and they have an interest-free loan line of one million Star Coins, which does not even require collateral."

"Once the adjudicator's union defines him as a criminal, the adjudicator has the right to execute the prisoner directly, without any legal constraints, and each adjudicator has the ultimate right to execute once, even if he uses the power of execution to kill a president, he will not be prosecuted."

"Any act of killing the Adjudicator will be considered a declaration of war on the entire Adjudicator Guild, and the offender will be put on a super blacklist by the Adjudicator Guild to be hunted down forever and never die!"

Xia Fei was attracted by the many unbelievable privileges of the adjudicator, and his eyes lit up, "I understand, the adjudicator is a rich man who is not bound by the law!" What does it take to become a referee? ”

"Ha, you, a primitive who hasn't even opened the Seventh Brain Domain, actually want to be a judge? It's the biggest joke I've ever heard in my life. The red-haired beauty said with a little arrogance, "I have other things, little brother, goodbye." ”

After saying that, the red-haired beauty turned to leave, and the fat man Connor immediately ran over and opened the iron door for her diligently.

The red-haired beauty walked to the door and suddenly stopped, "No, you are a primitive person, we shouldn't have much chance to see each other again." ”

Xia Fei didn't pay attention to her arrogant words, his brain was spinning rapidly.

"Wait." Xia Fei had already made up his mind and hurried to the door, and asked very calmly, "I want to know what you plan to do with me?" ”

The red-haired beauty looked at Connaught indifferently.

"Of course I sent you back, do you still expect us to support you for the rest of your life?" Connaught said angrily.

The corners of Xia Fei's mouth curved into an arc, and he stretched out a hand unhurriedly, "I was innocently caught here by you, because your mistakes delayed my precious time for fifteen days and eight hours, you have to compensate me for economic losses and mental losses!" ”

Compensate for damages?

"You!" Kang Nuo Tie blushed and said: "Boy, don't forget, we installed a translation chip for you, otherwise you can't understand our language at all, you can't understand our text, do you know how much a translation chip is worth?" Just because you, a human on a zero-level 5 civilization planet, can't afford to buy this translation chip for a hundred years without eating, drinking, or working! ”

Xia Fei suddenly reached out and touched his neck, and there was a shallow red scar on the back of his neck, which was left by the installation of the translation chip.

"Thank you for the reminder, I almost forgot about it, and I have to add physical injury compensation, and I didn't ask you to install this chip, do you know how painful it is to install this thing?"

Connaught at the behavior of flying inches, and hated to strangle Xia Fei to death immediately, he glanced at the red-haired beauty helplessly, "What do you think of this?" ”

The red-haired beauty raised her head with a happy smile on her face, she was amused by Xia Fei's words.

"This is a matter of your secret police, what does it have to do with me?"

Then she added: "However, this matter is your fault in the first place, and you should indeed be given a certain amount of compensation." ”

Connaught accompanied the smiling face, "Yes, yes, you are right, our secret police department is also a well-behaved organization, and it has always been our style to correct mistakes." ”

"We will pay you three hundred star coins per day, which is a total of four thousand eight hundred star coins based on sixteen days, so you should be satisfied, right?" Connor gritted his teeth and said to Xia Fei.

4,800 Star Coins is a lot of wealth when converted into Earth Currency, Star Coins are one of the universal currencies of the universe, and there is no comparison with the Federation Dollar on the Earth, who would be stupid enough to exchange Star Coins for the currency of a 0.5 level civilization planet?

Xia Fei shook his head, "I think it's more reasonable for you to compensate me for a bottle of genetic optimization solution." ”

"What!" Connaught's face changed drastically, "Why don't you just ask for a spaceship!" ”

The red-haired beauty chuckled lightly on the side, she admired Xia Fei's whimsy in her heart, "This is really a brilliant idea, with the genetic optimization solution, you can forcibly open the seventh brain domain and optimize your own functions, maybe you can really become a strong person." ”

"The most important thing is that it is difficult to buy genetic optimization liquid even if you have money on a zero-level five-level planet, primitive people, I have to admit that you are still a little clever." The red-haired beauty star's eyes sparkled and said, "Director Connaught, are you going to meet his request?" ”

Connor's fat face and facial features were distorted with anger, and suddenly, he had an idea and thought of something.

"Hehe, it's a trivial matter." The fat man Connor smiled like an old fox, "Isn't it just a bottle of genetic optimization liquid, I'll ask someone to send it later." ”

Xia Fei couldn't believe his ears until Connor and the red-haired beauty disappeared at the end of the hallway.

"Oops, this miscalculation, it seems that this legendary genetic optimization liquid is a very cheap thing for them, and they should need two more bottles." Xia Fei muttered to himself with some annoyance.

……

Connaught respectfully escorted the redhead out of the secret police headquarters.

"Did you really promise to give him a bottle of genetic optimization solution? You know, the cheapest one is at least 50,000 stars a bottle, that? The red-haired beauty asked with a slight surprise.

Connaught patted his stomach hard, in fact, he wanted to pat his chest, but unfortunately he was full of stomach from the head down.

"How can we say that we are also secret police, this money can still be afforded, and we must compensate for wronging him for so long." Connor was ashamed.

The red-haired beauty smiled slightly, with her identity, these little things really didn't need to care, she jumped into a red convertible sports car lightly, and disappeared at the end of the street without looking back.

Connaught returned to his office on the twenty-sixth floor, sitting in his oversized swivel chair with a sinister smile.

He pressed a button on the table with his chubby fingers, and a light curtain suddenly appeared on the table.

In the picture, there is a man in black in his thirties, with a lean figure like a bamboo pole, and he looks very capable.

"What's the matter, Director?" The lanky man asked.

"Hei Nan, I remember that I investigated and dealt with a batch of smuggled genetic optimization liquid yesterday, didn't I?"

"Yes, there are a total of seventy-four vials of genetic optimization solution, and there is no origin and label at all, and I suspect that this batch of drugs is counterfeit at all."

"Good!" The fat man Connaught smiled evilly, "Give the earth boy on the seventh underground floor a bottle, don't say anything, let him take it after he returns to the earth." ”

Hei Nan frowned, "Director, the source of this batch of drugs is unknown, and the test report has not yet come out, if you don't use it for him, it will kill you." ”

Connor slapped the table angrily, "All you need to do is obey instead of question, do as I say, and send him back to the damn Earth." ”

Syllable!

Without waiting for Hei Nan to reply, Connor directly closed the light curtain.

"Boy, you brought this on yourself." Connaught muttered to himself, a hint of fierceness on his face.

……

A few hours later, Xia Fei stepped on the spaceship home with a box containing genetic optimization solution.

At the same time, the communication light curtain in the office of Connor, the chief of the Blue Sea Star's secret police, suddenly opened.

"Director, no! The research report has come out, and that batch of genetic optimization solution is purple jade! The thin man Hei Nan said eagerly.

Connaught was slightly stunned, "What purple jade?" ”

In the light curtain, Hei Nan rubbed his palms anxiously, "Director, Purple Jade is a super gene optimization solution invented by top scientist Harris thirteen years ago, it is said that it took him sixty years of hard work to study this gene optimization solution, but in the clinical trial, the one hundred and seventy-nine people who participated in the experiment all died after taking the purple jade type gene optimization solution!" Harris also absconded because of this, where is this genetic optimization liquid, it is simply the most poisonous poison! ”

Connaught nodded with a sudden realization, "I remember, isn't this genetic optimization liquid listed as a cosmic-level banned drug, how can it still flow into the market?" Send those smugglers to the Planetary Security Agency, they're dead this time! ”

"Yes, yes!" Hei Nan wanted to speak and stopped, "What about that young man?" ”

Connaught's face turned pale, "What teenager?" How did I not know? ”