"I remember that you have a good relationship, and you often talk to him." Bai Xiaoming walked over, pushed Zhu Yingwu's legs, and sat down on the sofa: "Say, what's going on today, why did he suddenly run in?" He lied to me that he was a thief. ”

"I'm ......" Zhu Yingwu sweated down in an instant, he thought that this matter would be fooled in the past, but he didn't expect Bai Xiaoming to wait for him here. But I can't say this, do you have to admit that you are not human, and many people you know are also goblins?

What can I do...... You must not be able to tell the truth, so how can you immediately make up a set of false words without flaws? Heavens, earth, what a wretched bird!

Zhu Yingwu awkwardly avoided Bai Xiaoming's gaze, and was depressed when suddenly, a knock on the door sounded in time.

Zhu Yingwu jumped up like a life-saving straw, jumped to the bedroom door in two steps and opened the door: "Come on, what's the matter with me?" ”

Outside the door, Zhu Luan was draped in his hair, holding a hair dryer in one hand, and still maintaining the posture of raising his hand to knock on the door with the other. When he saw that it was Zhu Yingwu who opened the door, he instantly said with a surprised face: "Why are you?" He looked left and right, took two steps back and looked at the door of the room, and said confusedly: "I didn't go to the wrong room?" But just in time, I'm looking for you too. ”

Zhu Yingwu was confused, and said strangely: "What are you going to do?" ”

When asked by Zhu Yingwu, Zhu Luan remembered the purpose of his visit, so he raised the hair dryer and said, "Your friend gave me this and said to let me dry my hair, but I don't know how to use it." Also, my luggage is not with you, I want to get something to eat. ”

While the two were chatting, Bai Xiaoming also came over and said with a smile: "What's wrong?" ”

Zhu Luan looked at Bai Xiaoming, and then at Zhu Yingwu, and the expression on his face gradually changed from confusion to sudden realization: "I'll just say that I guessed correctly......

Zhu Yingwu has been trained to react very quickly in just a few hours, and when he saw Zhu Luan's expression, he knew that he must be saying something strange again, and his heart was furious, and he hurriedly stopped: "Yes, your bag is with me, what to eat in the middle of the night, I'll talk about it tomorrow!" As he spoke, he lowered his voice and leaned into Zhu Luan's ear: "I have to check the contents of your bag, so as not to have any prohibited items, and then call the law enforcement team back." Then he amplified his voice again: "Don't you want to ask how to use the hair dryer, I'll teach you, go!" Walk! Zhu Yingwu pushed Zhu Luan up and walked out, and did not forget to turn around and explain: "I'll teach him, Lao Bai, don't worry about it, go to bed early!" ”

Bai Xiaoming leaned against the door, looked at Zhu Yingwu's back as he hurriedly ran away and was silent for a while, and finally just smiled faintly and closed the door.

However, soon, Zhu Yingwu found out that he was a fool who ran out with Zhu Luan in order to avoid Bai Xiaoming!

Originally, he just had a headache, how to explain the sparrow demon attendant to Bai Xiaoming, after all, Bai Xiaoming looks good at talking, but in fact, his IQ and EQ are very high, and he is super difficult to fool. But when he entered Zhu Luan's room, he didn't stay for three minutes before he began to regret it - this was just out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den.

Zhu Luan first said earnestly: "Little parrot, there are no hermaphrodites in human beings. ”

Then he expressed regret: "Hey, it's a pity that you can't lay eggs, forget it, it's not your fault." ”

As he spoke, he sighed again: "But what should we do if human life is so short?" ”

Zhu Yingwu listened to him talking there in confusion for a long time, and finally understood: this thing has misunderstood his relationship with Bai Xiaoming!

…… No! He was also very puzzled: how did he and Lao Bai's righteous brotherhood make this stupid bird misunderstand? Even the question of laying eggs came to mind.

With a black line on his head, Zhu Yingwu simply didn't know where to start explaining.

This guy has always had a strange way of thinking, and he may understand what he means if he doesn't explain it well. Zhu Yingwu's scalp tingled when he met his concerned eyes! I coped with it for a while, and fled.

What is this called?

Zhu Yingwu stood in the corridor and felt that his mind was repeatedly echoing with the BGM of "Cold leaves are scattered all over my face, and my old friend hurts my heart". Ying Long's old guy threw the two ancestors without even a discussion, and it was only the first day that he was so jumping, and he couldn't imagine the hard days in the future.

Now at the thought of going back and making up a set of reasonable explanations to explain the matter of the sparrow demon attendant, Zhu Yingwu wanted to just sleep in the corridor!

The sparrow changed to a living person on the spot, even if Bai Xiaoming didn't see the process of change, such a big person suddenly appeared in his living room, this is not something that can be fooled by a few words. Moreover, don't look at Zhu Yingwu's usual clever teeth and fooling people, for friends who are sincerely friends, he has one thing to say and two to say, and he is so sincere, so he doesn't want to deceive Bai Xiaoming in his heart.

But the existence of non-human beings like them must never be said to human beings.

There are many things, and only by experiencing them can we feel the changes step by step. However, for modern humans, spirits and mythical beasts are just legendary creatures. Human beings talk about all kinds of myths and legends, but very few people believe that monsters really exist, let alone make them believe that they and monsters have been living together, or even under the same roof.

To be able to come to this situation of harmonious coexistence (at least on the surface), the Demon Committee can be said to have contributed greatly. With the development of human society getting better and better, the functional construction of the demon committee is also becoming more and more perfect, and a full set of rules and regulations have been established for how demon beasts should get along with humans.

It's like a joke that has been circulating on the Internet, "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you can't become a refiner", human beings are just talking about it as a joke, in fact, the year of the founding of the People's Republic of China is the release of the latest version of the "Code of Conduct for the Demon Beast World".

In the latest version of the Code of Conduct, the first rule is that no beast or spirit can let humans know their existence.

Since their lifespans are much longer than those of humans, the appearance of monster beasts will not change much for a long time after they become adults. In order not to arouse the suspicion of humans, every few decades, the monster beast will leave the place where it lives and start over in another place. The Demon Committee, together with the Double Protection Department, has done a lot of work in concealing their whereabouts. If a monster accidentally reveals its identity, it needs to be reported to law enforcement immediately, and then a special staff member will erase the memories of the humans involved.

As a divine beast that has lived in the human world for more than 2,000 years, Zhu Yingwu is well versed in all kinds of rules of light and dark.

Some minor problems, it doesn't matter, as long as you can deal with them. However, there are some issues of principle that cannot be touched.

And the identity of the confidant and friend of mankind found out and remained by his side, this is a matter of principle.

Thinking of this, Zhu Yingwu sighed deeply.

Zhu Yingwu has lived in the human world for many years and has long been accustomed to seeing life and death parting. He and Bai Xiaoming have known each other for a long time, less than ten years, and for the long life of the divine beast, this time is not worth mentioning at all. I don't know why, Bai Xiaoming is the first person who makes Zhu Yingwu feel particularly connected, they always have endless topics to talk about every day, just giggling and fighting, as if it was just a blink of an eye, a few years have passed in a flash, and the two have come to the present.

Human life is only a few decades, and he will not get old, and the longest time he can get along with this human friend is only 20 years, if he can, Zhu Yingwu does not want to leave early.

But now this is the case...... If you really can't hide it, it seems that you can only report and dispose of Bai Xiaoming's memory, and you can leave and quit his life.

I thought we could spend more time together...... Zhu Yingwu rubbed his reddened eyes, dragged his steps and walked more and more slowly, and when he walked to the door of Bai Xiaoming's room, he was already a little unable to move his legs.

"Coming back?" Hearing the sound of the door opening, Bai Xiaoming, who was leaning on the head of the bed and reading a book, glanced up, pointed in the direction of the bathroom, and said with a smile: "Your pajamas are in the bathroom." ”

？？？

Zhu Yingwu was stunned: What's the situation? Don't ask about the sparrow witch?

Bai Xiaoming, as usual, picked up the book again and gently turned a page. Seeing this, Zhu Yingwu's heavy mood was swept away, and he said with a smile: "Lao Bai, you are too virtuous!" Humming a little tune, he hurried to the bathroom. After a while, I only heard the sound of water inside, accompanied by Zhu Yingwu's absurd singing.

In the out-of-tune singing, another page of the book was turned over, Bai Xiaoming put away his smile, looked at the closed door of the bathroom, and sighed silently.