Chapter 371: Wukong, Bring the Knife
After summing up his comprehensive strength, Tang Sanfu, who felt that he was not such a weak chicken, stepped onto the white horse again and started a pleasant journey to the west after determining that his second apprentice had a plug-in to eat and make up for something.
Now, he has two apprentices, one can fight monsters and upgrade, the other can eat what to make up, plus his ultimate nirvana.
The trio is a group of invincible trios.
When encountering a powerful demon, he hugged his thighs, the great sage mended the knife, and after the tender death, Bajie was responsible for destroying the corpse and destroying the traces - that is, eating it.
The Great Sage Energy of the Mending Sword is upgraded, and the second senior brother who destroys the corpse can obtain the talent and supernatural powers of others.
In this way, it is a perfect match.
So, who should we eat next?
Riding on a white horse, Tang Sanfu took out a traditional version of "Journey to the West" from the ring and opened it......
Yes, I can't eat it at the next stop.
Why??
The next stop is another apprentice.
Thinking of his current two apprentices, one fights monsters and upgrades, the other eats what to make up, and the other pierces his heart more than the other.
If this is a third one, who knows what kind of plug-in will be given by his unreliable master?
In case your master's festival is broken, open a hanging that can be upgraded by shouting 666.......
As soon as he thought of that kind of picture, Tang Sanfu felt that his heart was like this, and you would pull out the cold.
In this way, after determining that the target of the next stop could not be killed or eaten, Tang Sanfu also gave up his mind of rushing urgently.
The three of them walked all the way, and it took half a month to cross the 800-mile Huangfeng Ridge.
After the Huangfeng Ridge, the westward march is a vast plain.
After walking for a few more days, the plain ahead was not ended, and the rumbling sound of water was already heard in the distance.
"Wukong, Bajie, there should be the quicksand river in front."
Hearing the sound of running water, Tang Sanfu patted the head of the white horse under his crotch, after these days of running-in, the white horse who had become more humane understood, spread his hooves and ran forward for a stick of incense.
After a stick of incense, Tang San's burial stopped in front of the boiling river.
After walking up the river for a few tens of meters, I saw a big stone erected by the river, with three big characters written on it - quicksand river.
Under the three words 'quicksand river', there are four lines of small characters.
"Eight hundred quicksand realms, three thousand weak water depths. The goose feathers can't fly, and the reed flowers sink to the bottom. ”
"Master, it's really time to go to the quicksand river, your old man will rest for a while, wait for my old pig to go to the river, and call the senior brother of Nasha up."
These days have been trembling, and the second senior brother who has been walking quietly knows that this is really the quicksand river as soon as he looks at this stone tablet.
Thinking of the past half a month, my master has mentioned this quicksand river more than once, and there is a quicksand spirit living under this river, who is a member of their heavenly scripture-learning team and will become his third junior brother.
The second senior brother, who wanted to express himself and refresh his good impression in the master's heart, immediately asked for help.
Tang Sanfu nodded, and the second senior brother said, "Gotcha, poof, and jumped into the quicksand river."
But he said that this Zhu Bajie, in his previous life, was the generalissimo of Tianpeng who was in charge of the 100,000 water army of the Heavenly Court.
Although the three thousand weak waters of this quicksand river are magical, it is not difficult for the second senior brother from Marshal Tianpeng to be born in the slightest.
After the second senior brother jumped into the quicksand river, a fierce man plunged down and reached the bottom of the river.
The surface of the quicksand river is muddy and with billowing mud and sand, but the bottom of the river is unusually clear.
Falling to the bottom of the river, the second senior brother's small eyes were as big as two soybeans, and he looked around, just searching.
It didn't take long for the target to be found.
But I saw that there was a cave made of strange stones under the water, and in the cave, a humanoid man with a red head and a red beard was walking out of it with a crescent shovel.
"Who dares to come to my quicksand river to be presumptuous, eat me a shovel."
The quicksand spirit came out of the cave, and when he saw the second senior brother, he didn't say a word, and a shovel fell down at that time.
Seeing Lao Sha come out, the second senior brother opened his mouth and was about to speak, but when he saw that Lao Sha didn't say a word, he started directly.
Immediately, he pinched the water avoidance trick with one hand, and raised the nine-tooth nail rake with the other hand to block it.
This shovel Lao Sha used all his strength, and the second senior brother responded in a hurry, and was immediately beaten back more than ten meters.
The quicksand spirit saw that this pig-headed monster was such a weak chicken, and immediately wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue it.
Fortunately, after blocking this one, the second senior brother took the opportunity to say something.
"Roller blinds, it's me."
As soon as these words came out, I saw Lao Sha stop the movements in his hand, "You are ......"
Being able to recognize him as a general of the rolling shutter obviously will not be an unknown person Lao Sha held the crescent shovel in both hands, looked at the second senior brother defensively and asked.
"Me? Oh my canopy! ”
Hearing this, the crescent shovel in Lao Sha's hand fell to the ground with a bang.
Under the second senior brother's bewildered expression, he saw Lao Sha's legs bent and knelt on the ground with a pop.
Don't get me wrong, it's not that Lao Sha was shocked when he saw the second senior brother's tiger body, and he bowed his head directly.
After kneeling on the ground, Lao Sha looked excited and opened his mouth to shout, "Hahaha! Canopy, you pig-headed monster turned out to be a canopy.
I thought that I would be punished by breaking a glass cup by mistake and being trapped in the quicksand river in the heavenly court, and it was miserable enough to suffer from the seven swords piercing my heart every day, but I didn't want your canopy to be worse than me.
Hahaha! Pig!
No, I can't laugh, I can't laugh at him, I can't laugh at him.
But..... I can't help it~Hahahahahaha~"
Second Senior Brother: "......."
It's over, the kid is crazy.
At first, when he heard Lao Sha laughing at himself, the second senior brother was still full of unhappiness.
After all, no matter what, the relationship between the two was not bad when they were in Heaven, but they were friends who could sit together and drink and brag in their spare time.
And now this bastard is laughing at himself when he sees himself in trouble, and laughs so hard.
However, looking at Lao Sha's miserable appearance at this time, his soul was languishing, and his physical vitality was on the verge of extinction, and listening to Lao Sha say that he suffered from the seven swords piercing his heart every day, the second senior brother suddenly stopped being angry in his heart.
Looking like a crazy old sand, the second senior brother's eyes were full of sympathy.
How ruthless is this heavenly court? 、
The general of the roller shutter has followed the Jade Emperor since he ascended the throne, serving for hundreds of millions of years, without merit and hard work.
Now just for a trip to the west, I found a broken glass cup to degrade to the mortal world.
is also in order to allow the crime of breaking the glass cup to be implemented, and he does not hesitate to let the other party suffer the pain of seven swords piercing his heart every day.
That...... It's a torture comparable to the torture of evil spirits in the eighteen layers of hell.
In comparison, I just voted for a pig by mistake, which is already a great luck.
Of course, he also knew that he didn't receive those punishments because his backstage was hard enough, not because he was lucky enough.
"Alas! Roller blinds. ”
Looking at Lao Sha, who laughed for a while and cried bitterly, the second senior brother walked to his side and patted Lao Sha's shoulder, "Everything is over, it's all over." ”
Lao Sha raised his head and looked at the second senior brother with red eyes, "Tianpeng, you are cautious, hard-working, and you have ended up like this...... Don't you hate? ”
The smile on the second senior brother's face disappeared, and there was silence for a while.
Hate??
How can it not be hate.
After putting in so much effort for so long, he has come to a pivotal position in the Three Realms.
However, just because of an ethereal battle of luck, and because of the so-called general trend of laying out heaven and earth, he was going to lose thousands of years of practice, and he ended up in the end of turning into a demon body in a pig's fetus.
How can you not hate, how can you not resent?
He also wanted to ask, why?
It's just that he knows.
He can't hate, at least not until he's able to resist.
Weakness is a kind of original sin.
But......
Thinking of the kind of magical ability that he had developed after following the new master, and feeling the true fire of the sun and the samadhi divine wind that he had completely mastered, a cold light flashed in the eyes of the second senior brother.
"Roller blinds, master is still waiting for us, let's go up with my brother."
With a sigh, the second senior brother patted Lao Sha's shoulder, turned around and walked to the shore.
Looking at the back of the second senior brother, Lao Sha knelt on the ground and was speechless for a long time.
Master?
Learn?
Hehe!
Hehehe!
Hahahaha!
Lao Sha got up, bent over, bowed his back, hung his shoulders, lifted the crescent shovel, and chased after the figure of the second senior brother.
"Tick~"
Where the figure disappears, a drop of water falls, not just the river, or something else......
Being weak is really a sin.
That sin is unforgivable.
Let you know that it is a wrong sentence, indulge in all kinds of resistance, and have to serve according to the punishment of those who hold the law.
Submissive?
Or death?
It's just a joke......
On the banks of the quicksand river, the curtain general met his 'master' for the first time, a handsome monk who looked fine-skinned and tender, but could charm many ignorant girls.
"Poof."
Facing this master who was destined for him, the curtain general lowered his head and bent over, his shoulders seemed to be carrying a weight of 10,000 catties, his back was pressed so that he couldn't stand up for half a minute, and when he walked in front of Tang Sanfu, the curtain general kneeled softly and knelt on the ground.
"Disciple, Sha Wujing, meet Master."
Tang Sanyu glanced at Sha Wujing and nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, there is finally one that is not so scary." ”
What he said was naturally Lao Sha's appearance, and Hao Lai looked like a human form.
Hearing this, Lao Sha was stunned.
This way of speaking...... It doesn't seem to be the same as the holy monk I imagined.
As soon as Lao Sha raised his head, Tang Sanfu frowned again, "No! Not good. ”
Lao Sha was stunned again, and just as he opened his mouth to ask, he heard Tang Sanfu say, "Wukong, bring a knife." ”
The Great Sage plucked the root monkey hair and blew it, and a boning knife fell into Tang San's hands.
As soon as his hand sank, Tang Sanfu looked down and his face darkened.
"How many times have I said for the teacher, we monks, don't always think about fighting and killing, and you can't always show the intention of killing people on your face.
You hand over a boning knife at every turn, and the monsters on the road will know that we are going to kill them to upgrade and eat them to take away their magical powers, so which goblin dares to wait for us to come to the door? ”
After teaching the Great Sage a lesson, Tang Sanfu blew on the boning knife in his hand, and the boning knife turned into a razor.
"Help you change your hairstyle for the teacher."
Patting Lao Sha's shoulder, Tang Sanfu had a gentle smile on his face.
Not long after, a red-haired young man with long hair and a shawl and a bit of evil charm appeared in front of Tang San's funeral.
Putting away the razor, Tang Sanfu looked at Lao Sha's new hairstyle and nodded with satisfaction.
When his eyes fell on Lao Sha's neck, he frowned slightly.
"This big chain has some aesthetic effects, so don't bring it in the future."
Hearing this, Lao Sha, who was confused by Tang San's miraculous performance, subconsciously replied, "Master, the reason why the apprentice is carrying this chain is because these nine skulls are very strange.
Master, don't you know that the disciple has been trapped in this quicksand river for 500 years, suffering from the seven swords piercing his heart every day, and he is in agony.
Until one day, a monk from the east passed through the quicksand river, and the apprentice had just been tortured, and he couldn't bear the madness in his heart, so he grabbed the monk and cooked it, ate it, and chewed all his bones, but only this skull disciple could not hurt half of it.
Later, eight more monks came one after another, all of whom were concocted by the disciples according to the law, and when they saw the nine skulls and heads, they were strung together as treasures. ”
As soon as Lao Sha finished speaking, he saw Tang San's face darken instantly.
Lao Sha opened his mouth, but before he could make a sound, he was interrupted by Tang Sanfu's cold voice.
"Wukong, bring the knife!"