Chapter 257: Little Lori's Pit
Pit girl!
In order to give the goddess a green arrow, he would rather sacrifice the innocent bodies of his three younger sisters!
One of them is also underage!
This kind of brother,
It's just ......
Chu Xiaoye's enthusiasm was difficult, but he couldn't refuse.
I had to take the green arrow and walk towards Shangguan Xuelan.
Just approached.
Shangguan Xuelan suddenly swooped towards this side,
The racket in his hand, with a "swish", slapped fiercely towards his cheek!
But.
The direction the shuttlecock flew from, but it was the other side!
This is simply Chiguoguo's revenge!
Chu Xiaoye's head tilted back, easily dodging, and immediately stretched out the green arrow in his hand.
Shangguan Xuelan glanced at it lightly, and was about to turn around and leave,
His eyebrows jumped suddenly, and his eyes stared coldly at the green arrow in his hand!
Snow-white cheeks, gradually reddening!
Chu Xiaoye suddenly felt a murderous aura!
He felt a little inexplicable, it was simply unreasonable!
Give you chewing gum, you don't want it, why do you want to show this cannibalistic expression?
Besides, this was sent by my uncle, not my brother!
When Chu Xiaoye was about to speak,
Shangguan Xuelan suddenly squinted her eyes, looked at him coldly and said, "What is this?"
Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, and said secretly: Is this girl stupid? I don't even know chewing gum? Well, it doesn't look stupid, but pitiful. Maybe I was too inferior and poor when I was a child, and I never ate chewing gum at all.
Chu Xiaoye smiled slightly, raised his other hand, gently tore open the packaging bag of the Green Arrow, and said, "Xue Lan, this is ......"
Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong!
The bag was torn open, and there was indeed a fragrance inside, but the fragrance seemed to be a little ......
Also, it's still wet inside, and there's a sticky feeling.
"It's ......"
He immediately tore open all the bags and looked at themβ
It's a condom!
In the Green Arrow bag, there was a condom!!
It's still king-sized!
"This ...... This ......"
He tugged at the wet, scented condom in both hands with a stunned expression.
Then.
Mu Qianxun also took the racket, walked over, and after taking a look at the things in his hand, he suddenly had a shocked expression.
In broad daylight, in full view of everyone, this guy actually came to deliver condoms to Shangguan Xuelan?
This prank is disgusting, isn't it?
No wonder Xue Lan's attitude towards him has always been very bad!
"Say, what the hell is this?"
Shangguan Xuelan clenched the racket in her hand and gritted her teeth.
Chu Xiaoye had an expression of wanting to cry without tears, and suddenly turned his head and looked at the big tree behind him.
Behind the big tree, the eldest brother of the pit sister and the brother-in-law of the pit has long since disappeared.
"Smack!"
Before he could react, the racket in Shangguan Xuelan's hand slammed into his face, directly staggering him and sitting on the ground.
"Shameless!"
Shangguan Xuelan scolded with a red face, left hatefully, and entered the ancient castle.
Chu Xiaoye touched her hot cheeks, looked at the condom in her hand, and felt an urge to die.
Mu Qianxun sighed, shook his head and said, "Xiaoye, you are really too much this time. How can this kind of thing be used as a joke. Xue Lan was in a bad mood today. In the morning, she said that she was going on a date, but she released other pigeons, and was scolded by her sister on the phone. I finally came to play badminton and relax my mood, but I was ruined by you. You say you'......"
Chu Xiaoye raised his head and said with a sad face: "President, I was wronged, this condom ...... No! It's not a condom! It's a balloon! It's a balloon imported from a foreign country! No, you see, I can blow it up!"
After saying that, put the condom to your mouth and prepare to blow it desperately!
However, Mu Qianxun ignored him at all and left directly, looking disappointed in him.
Chu Xiaoye threw away the condom in his hand, stood up and shouted angrily, "Uncle, give me an explanation!"
After shouting, he ran into the castle in a rage and found Robert in the back garden.
When Robert saw him coming back, he immediately greeted him with a worried and excited face, and said, "Chu, how is it?
"Eat...... Eat...... Have you eaten it?"
Chu Xiaoye's anger was suddenly dissipated by his words and the excited expression on his face, and the thunder was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!
After doing it for a long time, it turns out that you are a dead pervert!
I actually want your goddess to eat the condom you bought!
The muscles on Chu Xiaoye's face twitched a few times, and he said with a shocked face: "Big ...... Uncle, you're not sick, are you?"
Robert was stunned for a moment, and said confusedly, "What do you mean?"
Then.
Luo Mei suddenly ran out of the house and asked Robert angrily, "Big brother, did you sneak into someone's room again?"
Robert immediately laughed dryly, and said with a humble face, "No, no." β
Luo Mei crossed her waist and said angrily: "Hmph! You dare to quibble! Did you take away the things that people bought? Give them back quickly!"
Robert smiled embarrassedly, scratched his head, and had to say with a flattering face: "Little sister, I just took a piece of gum from you, and the eldest brother will pay you pocket money, okay?"
Luo Mei looked at him with an idiotic expression, and said, "Big brother, you are stupid, you are stupid, that is the Green Arrow brand condom, where is the gum?"
"What?
Robert's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at her with a look of horror.
Luo Mei took out another piece from her pocket and said with disdain: "Condoms, big brother, don't say you haven't even seen this thing? Even if you haven't seen it, you should have heard of it, right?"
Robert snatched it suddenly, "snorted", tore open the bag, and fixed his eyes to take a look!
β......β
He was shocked, his eyes widened, and his face changed drastically!
He turned his head suddenly, looked at Chu Xiaoye with a frightened face, and said in a trembling voice, "Chu, what ...... That ......"
Chu Xiaoye sighed and said dejectedly: "She has already seen ......"
β......β
Robert was stunned for a moment, as if he had suddenly been thrown into the eighteenth layer of hell, and he would never be able to turn over!
Did his first love end in such a tragic and shameful way?
He shrugged his head as if he had lost his soul.
At this time, I heard Chu Xiaoye sigh: "Poor me, I haven't even spoken, and I haven't said that I gave it to you, and I was blinded by a racket......"
As soon as these words came out, Robert suddenly raised his head, his eyes were bright and scary, and he hugged his shoulder and said, "Chu! You didn't say that I sent it? Miss Xuelan didn't know that I sent it?"
Chu Xiaoye pointed to the racket-shaped red mark on her face depressedly, and said, "She thought I sent it, unlucky!"
"Haha......ha
Robert suddenly burst out laughing, as if he was about to be executed and suddenly acquitted, his mouth opened wide in excitement, and he looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
After laughing a few times, he saw that Chu Xiaoye's face seemed to be a little wrong, so he quickly stopped laughing, grabbed Chu Xiaoye's hand, and said with a moving face: "Brother-in-law! A brother-in-law for a day! A brother-in-law for life! You can rest assured, my three younger sisters are all yours! Tonight, my eldest brother will help you with the medicine! Get them!"
Chu Xiaoye turned his head and looked at the little Lori standing aside.
Luo Mei's eyes were crooked, she grinned, covered her ears, and said, "Brother Xiaoye, big brother, Luo Mei didn't hear anything, and she didn't know anything. You must continue, you must continue, you can't give up halfway!"
After speaking, he raised his small fist at the two of them and said, "Come on!
Then, shaking his double ponytails, he ran into the house excitedly, ran upstairs, and went to pick out beautiful pajamas.
(End of chapter)