Chapter 5: Are You Playing a Trick?
I saw Qiuhua pointing to Xiayin, she was still thirty-eight or nineteen years old.
When I was fourteen years old, I peeked at the autumn flowers taking a bath with my little two.
Qiuhua worked as a young lady in a hotel in the provincial capital a few years ago, she is a famous slut in the village, she has stolen a lot of men, she is charming and moving, and now she is like a frosted eggplant destroyed by the tiring farm work and ruthless years, but the charm still exists.
Zhang Lancai praised me for being serious, and I was embarrassed to touch Qiuhua, the "sheep" of the old mature woman's yin.
I was embarrassed and said, "Aunt Qiuhua, come to my house at noon today, and ask my father to help you make up." ”
Qiuhua didn't understand what I meant, she still said with a big grin: "Oh, I'm dying of pain now, you can do something good and help me make up quickly." I heard Wanzai say that his 'sheep' is what you have transformed. Come on, come on, hurry up and help me make up. ”
I glanced at Zhang Lan in embarrassment and smiled helplessly.
Zhang Lan smiled at Qiuhua and said, "Aunt Qiuhua, you should ask Uncle Dongjing to help you transform." After speaking, Chao Qiuhua made a face.
Qiuhua then understood the reason why I didn't help her turn into a "sheep", and laughed and said, "Hey, I can raise a real boy no matter how old I am, what's the matter." Zhenzai, you can help me make up, I'm really in pain. As he spoke, he pushed forward, his legs spread apart, and the feet of his ultra-short jeans stretched down to the bottom of his buttocks...... I could see everything, the same way I looked when I was fourteen peeking at the autumn flowers in the bath, the years were only engraved on her face, not in places she couldn't see.
When I saw that Qiuhua insisted on her opinion, I had to reluctantly say, "Okay." You grab the 'sheep' with your five-fingered hand, and I will transform it. ”
Qiuhua sat on a lump of dirt next to Zhenzai, opened her legs and grabbed the "sheep" under the groin with her right fingers, and asked me, "Is it so tight?" ”
The part that Qiuhua grabbed was a sensitive area, and she was only wearing ultra-short jeans, she opened her thighs, and I said with a hot face: "It's here, you hurry up and don't let go." ”
"Oops!" Qiuhua screamed: "I can't catch it, I can't catch it, I will die of pain as soon as I grasp it." ”
I said, "You don't have to use your dead force to grab it, just use your five fingers to gently grasp the 'sheep' and not let it roll." ”
I was embarrassed to demonstrate how to grasp that part in front of Zhang Lan, so I had to ask Zhang Lan for help.
I smiled at Zhang Lan.
Zhang Lan will know how to use her fingers to teach how to catch autumn flowers.
After learning to catch the "sheep", Qiuhua said, "I know, hold on." Zhenzai, hurry up and help me get rid of this damn sheep, I'm about to die of pain from it, I can't walk, I can't sleep, I want my life. ”
After I waited for Qiuhua's mouth to close, I saw that her "sheep" was swollen and her condition was more serious, so I used the "Evil Killing Order" to turn it in.
I read the order in my hand while turning the order: "Monster control, born in the world, Guanyin personally descended to earth, and the old monarch decreed a great ...... I am in a hurry as the old king. Phew! ”
I grabbed the order in my hand to help Qiuhua finish turning into a "sheep", and then threw the order in my hand and buckled it Qiuhua's shoulder blades, and shouted according to the routine: "Okay! ”
This is the rule of turning into a "sheep", and when the master throws the order, he should shout: "Okay! This means that the "sheep" has been transformed into death and will not be resurrected.
Qiuhua couldn't help but be frightened and beat a spirit, saying, "Where is it, it still hurts!" ”
I straightened my face and said, "You wait a minute, it'll be fine, don't talk nonsense, it's really good if you say it." ”
Qiuhua hurriedly changed her words and said: "It's really good, it's okay, it's okay, hehe, I'm not in pain." As he spoke, he got up and said, "Thank you, thank you, I'm going back to cook, you can come to my house at noon today to eat." ”
This petty woman also invited me to dinner, which one went to her house for a meal, and she would broadcast in the village for half a month.
I said, "No, I'll go back to the house." ”
Qiuhua smiled and said, "What are you polite, don't you think I don't have good food to entertain you in the house?" ”
My mind couldn't stop thinking of something indescribable, and my lower body had some reactions, so I hurriedly bowed down and said to Qiuhua: "How can I eat in your house when I have time in the future." ”
Qiuhua smiled and said: "If you want it, I won't tell you, I'm still cooking rice on the coal stove, I have to go back and take a look, don't burn the rice." ”
Zhang Lan and I both laughed after looking at the autumn flowers and walking uphill, and I was also gone in an instant, and it was flat again.
The breeze blew Zhang Lan's hair, revealing her melancholy face, I didn't know what to say to Zhang Lan for a while, and I all looked at each other and smiled as if I didn't know what to say.
Zhang Lan smiled beautifully, as beautiful as old wine, and her rich sadness couldn't erase her indifferent concealment.
I really want to care about Zhang Lan, I want to tell her that I like her, I want her to have a good life, I hope she wanders under the old camphor tree in the middle of the night and calls me to accompany her through the lonely night. I want to be her little lover if she wants to. But secular ideas are like a Berlin Wall, blocking the feelings I want to express towards her.
"Sister-in-law Zhang Lan, I'll go back first." I got up and said.
Zhang Lan hurriedly grabbed me and asked, "Zhenzai, is it really useful for you to help Qiuhua turn into a 'sheep' just now?" ”
Later, after I learned more about the method of turning into a sheep, I found that this was a psychological effect and a technique, and it was not a cure for evil qi at all.
It is impossible for me to tell Zhang Lan the truth, because if I can't explain it clearly, I will bring trouble to myself.
I then laughed and said, "If it's evil, it's useful." ”
Zhang Lan said, "Oh. ”
I asked, "You don't believe this?" ”
Zhang Lan smiled, it was impossible for her not to believe it, because her "milk goat" was very swollen back then, and my father helped her make it up with his own hands.
After Zhang Lan smiled, she asked me with a gloomy look: "You are superstitious, can you see ghosts?" ”
My father's first admonition when he introduced me to superstition was that people who engage in superstition must learn to pretend to be ghosts in order to get food in society, but they must not let mortals see ghosts, otherwise they will be punished.
Just as I turned my head to look at Zhang Lan, a poor ghost slept under a chestnut tree behind her.
I nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Zhang Lan asked, "Where have you seen it?" ”
I looked at the poor sleeping ghost and said, "Here it is." ”
The poor ghost was very fat, and I looked closely and found that he was the poor ghost who had been a big man. Presumably, he was deeply sinful during his lifetime, and after his death, he was demoted to a homeless poor ghost by the king of Hades. He rolled over and seemed to be asleep, but when I looked closely, I saw that he was convulsing all over his body and his expression was very painful.
Zhang Lan didn't believe my words and said, "You are talking nonsense, where did the ghost come from in this broad daylight." Are you scolding me. But I'm almost like a ghost. ”
Her face darkened after she finished speaking.
It is widely believed that ghosts can only appear at night and are dispersed by the sun during the day, which are ghost stories in novels. In reality, ghosts haunt day and night, just like humans, they can haunt day and night.
I said, "Sister-in-law Zhang, I'm not talking nonsense, I didn't say you." If you don't believe me, I'll let you take a look. ”
I like her very much, and I like her from the bottom of my heart.
I couldn't bear her sad look, and I couldn't accept her suspicion of me.
She was the dream girl of my youth.
When she married Xiaoyi, I secretly looked at her in the crowd and said in my heart: "If I can marry such a good mother-in-law in the future, I will die happily." ”
That night, when I learned from my mother about her unhappy marriage, I felt sorry for her, and I was sad that my dream was not fulfilling.
According to the rules, a wizard can't just open the eyes of heaven and hell for others, but when I saw that she didn't believe my words, I couldn't help but open the eyes of heaven for her.
She saw the poor ghost under my guidance, and she fell at my feet in fright, and I quickly picked her up and closed the eye for her.
I wasn't going to close my roots at that time, that is, to erase the memories of mortals after seeing ghosts. Therefore, after I closed Zhang Lan's heavenly eye, Zhang Lan said in horror: "Zhenzai, this is really incredible, this, this is amazing." You, you're not doing a trick, are you? ”
No way!
I was willing to commit a retribution in order to make her trust me, and she was still suspicious of me.
I didn't know how to answer her, so I could only say, "If you don't believe me, forget it." ”
When I had finished speaking, I was ready to lift the slabs on the basket and carry the grain home.
She suddenly grabbed me and said with a strange face, "Zhenzai, I believe in you." Are you free tonight? ”