Chapter 452: A Long Fart
After leaving Wang's place, we stopped by the newly renovated shop.Chinese Guarding here is Liu Erlong.
Although this person is a bit ruffian, he is idle, but there is ruthlessness in his bones, at the beginning of Mrs. Jindi, that is, Wu Xiangzi's suspicious grave, it was he who stabbed the three brothers of the butcher family from behind to slaughter the bear and leopard, saving me and Cao Nan's lives.
At the same time, he also has the tenacity to climb up, when he went to the tomb, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet to say that he would go down, and following us can be described as nine deaths and a life, seeking a fortune.
A leap from a small ruffian became
"Rich young man", built a new house and married a daughter-in-law. Since then, he and we have had a good relationship.
Slowly, we became cultivators, and when he saw it, he also wanted us to take him and become cultivators.
When he built this shop, he also came to work, and he never snorted when he was tired of dirty work, and he was tired and exhausted every day.
After it was built, he took a few younger brothers to stay here and never leave. Up to now, it's half a month.
The third uncle told me that he and Wang Jian'an took turns to be on duty at night, and Liu Erlong during the day, and no one was allowed to get closer, to the point that the six relatives did not recognize him.
I have to say that this person is usually idle, but at critical moments, he can stand up to the force, not drop the chain, can endure and break out, is a character.
Liu Erlong was originally squatting in front of the store to smoke, but the weather was slowly getting hotter, and the heat of the sun made him sweat all morning.
When he saw us, he was stunned at first, but when he saw it clearly, he immediately ran over as soon as he shook the cigarette butt and muttered
"Brother Meng, Brother Nan, Master Hu, you're back." I smiled and asked
"Well, nothing out of the ordinary, right?" This is the core of the Thunderstorm Array, and the foundation of the Five Elements Spiritual Light Array was buried by Sai Yu'er, and we have all the gold, water, fire, and earth, but Feng Da Niu's wood system is not available, so it can't be activated.
This is very critical, and there must be no sloppiness, once there is a mistake, the thunderstorm magic circle that is related to the safety of Jinpen Township will have a big problem.
"Don't worry, it's guaranteed, not even a mouse can get in." Liu Erlong patted his chest and said, half a month of sun exposure, people are tanned.
"Go in and have a look." I said.
"Okay." Liu Erlong nodded immediately, took out the key from behind his buttocks, and slowly opened the door of the store.
Let's go in and have a look, good guys. Not only has it been repaired, but most of it has been renovated. Don't think about it, it must have been Sai Yuer, this woman is not short of money, and when she is on duty at night, she is definitely unwilling to face the cold reinforced concrete.
The materials are all good, and they don't look special, but if you look closely, you can see that they are all high-grade good things.
Finally we went to the core of the formation, which was already set up and ready to be activated. The fat man took a closer look and praised
"This is the Five Elements Spiritual Light Array, the protection is very strong, and it has both defense and counterattack, and the layout is also very solid."
"That's necessary, Boss Sai has been busy here for three days and three nights before he laid out this formation little by little, and ordered me to stay here and not let anyone get close." Liu Erlong said, after he finished speaking, he stopped talking, obviously wanting to mention the matter of letting us take him into the cultivation line again.
His qualifications are very average, even poor, but he is full of resilience and will not give up until he achieves his goal.
"Good." I nodded, and threw Cao Nan a color by the way. Previously, when we were in the Falling Demon Abyss, we discussed it, since Liu Erlong was so eager to become a cultivator, we would give him the opportunity when it came.
Now the opportunity has come, which is to test whether the spirit fruit is toxic. We picked five spirit fruits from a waterfall and sea of clouds on the edge of the Falling Demon Abyss, but we couldn't identify what it was, what kind of properties it had, and whether it was poisonous or not, so we could only find someone to experiment and eat it.
Thinking about it, we thought of Liu Erlong. The spirit fruit is extraordinary at a glance, the water essence contained in it is likely to wash the filth of the human body and improve the qualifications, if it is not poisonous, it is Liu Erlong's creation, if it is toxic, then it can only be regarded as his bad luck.
It's not that we deliberately use him as a guinea pig, but that he has bad qualifications, and if he just swallows the insect treasure, it will be difficult to advance and cause waste.
You must know that now the insect treasure is invaluable, and it is impossible for us to use the insect treasure to fill a bottomless pit that is not sure at all.
To put it bluntly, this spirit fruit is Liu Erlong's only chance to get infinitely close. If you are lucky, you are likely to have a big harvest, and if you are unlucky, you will die and there will be nothing to do.
Lingbao has no roots, and there are too many changes in it, even if it is as powerful as Shennong the Great, it can't recognize it all, so that it was poisoned when it tasted a hundred herbs.
Without saying a word, Cao Nan took out the spirit fruit, and then told the cause and effect of the matter, the harvest and the risks, and let Liu Erlong choose by himself.
We also took out this fruit on the road for the well-informed fat man to identify, but the fat man shook his head, saying that this thing can only be tried, there are too many changes, even if the same thing is placed in different environments, it will produce completely different results, and the appearance is the same.
Liu Erlong looked at the crystal clear spirit fruit, only hesitated for a moment before nodding, gritting his teeth
"People die and birds are facing the sky, and they will not die for thousands of years, I Liu Erlong has bet!" Sure enough, as we expected, he agreed.
"You have to think clearly, there is a lot of risk in this thing, and the harvest is not clear." Again, I said that this kind of thing is about life, and it can't be arbitrary.
"Brother Meng, I've thought about it." Liu Erlong nodded and said
"I want to become a cultivator, to see the scenery of another world that is different from ordinary people, and there is nothing in this world that comes from nothing; If there is an accident, it is purely my bad life, and I just ask Brother Meng Nan to take care of my wife and unborn children. After saying that, he added
"I'll go home and talk to my mother-in-law." We nodded, and in about ten minutes he came back again, Cao Nan gave him a spirit fruit, and he swallowed it directly.
One second...... Two seconds...... Three seconds...... Ten seconds...... The air seemed to freeze, and we all waited for something unusual to happen.
For example, insect treasures, people will immediately fall into a deep sleep after eating them, which is a kind of bodily function, and in the case of deep sleep, the treasure can be absorbed most thoroughly.
This is the result of both the efficacy of the drug and the instinctive pursuit of the good and the avoidance of the disadvantage. But...... Minutes passed, but Liu Erlong didn't have anything.
We are confused, we don't understand what the hell is going on, whether it's good or bad, we should always give some reaction, right?
Not only us, but Liu Erlong, who gritted his teeth and waited for the choice between life and death, was also confused.
"How do you feel?" I asked worriedly, worried that something terrible would suddenly happen under this calm exterior.
Liu Erlong touched his stomach and said
"It doesn't feel anything, it's just the taste...... Pretty good. I was speechless for a while, and said in my heart What is going on, the spirit fruit contains a very powerful aura, and the water source essence is even more sufficient, this is what we unanimously recognize, there can be no mistake.
But now, Liu Erlong has not changed anything, and even the aura has not been emanated, which is really strange.
"This spirit fruit, it can't be fake, right?" Cao Nan spoke our minds. We looked at each other, and Hu Lai asked Liu Erlong
"What does it feel like now, has anything changed?" Liu Erlong felt it and said
"It's like there's a breath in my stomach."
"What kind of gas?" I immediately asked, secretly saying that this was a reaction, but it was just a little slower.
"It's just a little ...... The kind that wants to fart. Liu Erlong didn't seem to know how to describe it, and hesitated for a while before speaking.
Fart? We didn't know what to say anymore, we had to wait. After another minute, Liu Erlong said that the feeling of wanting to fart seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.
......As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Erlong prevented an old elder's fart, and it took more than ten seconds to finish.
At this time, an abnormal situation appeared, because Liu Erlong's fart turned out to be gray-yellow, and it had a strong foul smell.
One sip is enough to keep people out of breath. It's like dead fish and rotten meat together, and then sprinkle a bottle of wind oil essence into it, the taste is indescribable.
Not to mention people, even pigs and cows can be smoked to death. We fled in embarrassment, and after running out of the store, we all vomited, and even Liu Erlong himself was so smoked that he rolled his eyes, and almost didn't lie down by holding on to the wall.
"Damn, what kind of is this, why does it stink so much!" Cao Nan's overnight dinner came out.
"He's detoxifying, the spirit fruit is really a treasure, but the effect is a little embarrassing." Huang Mao spit out two mouthfuls of sour water, wiped his mouth, and gasped.
Hu Lai also nodded and said
"Liu Erlong made the right bet."
"Detox?!" Cao Nan and I looked at each other, Nima, this way of detoxification is really fresh.
However, it is also understandable that farting is indeed a way of detoxification, but it is more offbeat and does not sound effective.
When taking the insect treasure, a lot of stains will be discharged from the person's body, which is also fishy and smelly, like yellow-black mud.
That's through the skin and sweat glands, and this turns out to be through the intestines.
"Puff puff puff ......" Soon, Liu Erlong let out a second fart, which was as long and smelly as the first one, and could be smelled from afar, until he ran to the upper hand, he felt better.
This kind of thing makes us all feel a little funny. Although Liu Erlong was overjoyed when he learned the situation, he couldn't help but be embarrassed and said
"This ...... When do I have to put this fart? We didn't know either, so we said to the fat man, and the fat man was not sure
"It's hard to say, but the more I want to put it, the more impurities in the body will be removed, and the more benefits will be."
"Then don't worry about time, I'm willing to put it for three days and three nights!" Liu Erlong said immediately, and as soon as he finished speaking, another long and stinky fart popped out.
The fat man covered his nose and said
"You'd better find a higher and windy position to stay, it's so smelly that it's going to be poisoned."
"Uh...... All right. Liu Erlong hurriedly nodded, looked for it, and aimed at the pillbox by the river. There was a river breeze over there, and the bunkers were five or six stories high, which was enough to diffuse air.
It's just that when you get there, you have to go through the polder, and at this time Liu Erlong
The "immoral" side was revealed, and he didn't even make a detour, but ran directly from the polder. Today is the market day, and the sky is angry and resentful...... That scene, just think about it, you can understand what kind of groove the villagers have in their hearts.
Skip the turmoil caused by Liu Erlong, don't mention it. After that, we discussed whether or not to take the remaining four spirit fruits.
There are a total of five spirit fruits, judging from Liu Erlong's test, there is no toxicity, and it has the effect of eliminating impurities in the body.
The remaining four happened to be one for me, Cao Nan, Hu Lai, and Huang Mao, because it happened to be picked by the four of us at that time.
It's just that this embarrassing effect is really speechless.
"I think, you don't panic to take it first, and then decide after seeing the final effect." The fat man said with a smirk
"Besides, if you take it together, can you still live in this Jinpen Township, if there is suddenly no mountain wind, and the exhaust gas condenses and does not disperse, wouldn't it be poisoning?" The fat man didn't listen to what he said, but there was some truth, so we nodded and put away the spirit fruit for the time being.
Just then, a car emerged from the polder and parked outside the shop. At first glance, it was Sai Yuer's car, and the bald bodyguard rolled down the window and waved at me.
"Sai Yu'er is looking for you, go quickly." When Huang Mao saw it, he immediately squeezed his eyebrows at me, and added a sentence at the end
"Don't rush back, we won't miss you."
"Fuck off!" I gave him a blank look and walked to the car. It just so happens that she wants to see me, and I also want to see him, so I have to hurry up when I find the secret realm of Faming Temple.
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