Chapter 5: Uncle, your pants are torn
A thin figure quickly crossed the mountain.
After crossing a stone bridge, Shengjiu came to the river.
"Alas! I have lost some weight, and my appearance is not particularly outstanding, but fortunately, it is durable. ”
Looking at the emaciated reflection in the river, Sheng Jiu said with some.
Suddenly, a demonic voice came. "Big sister! In the mountains, you are really calculating, I don't know what method you used before, so that the four girls couldn't move a bit? ”
"Big sister! You're old! ”
It's just that the eldest sister, you are old and old, and Sheng Jiuyi, who was washing his face, gritted his silver teeth and suddenly turned around.
I saw a man in black sitting at the head of the bridge at some point, and only gave himself a great back.
"Hey! Who are you shouting is the eldest sister? Who do you say is old? Is it okay for the old lady to be thirteen? ”
Is it really hateful? The bad guy is also a little girl, and this inquiry has made me much older.
"Oh! So you're only thirteen! Then you still talk like an old lady? ”
The figure in black still had his back to Sheng Jiu, and the words came, but they were also very funny.
"The old lady is happy! Besides, who do you think you are! Do we know each other well? Didn't anyone teach you to look at someone when you talk to them? ”
It's really unlucky, just when the soul pierces, I met four little sluts bullying me, so I got rid of them, and I planned to wash my face, and then went to my new home to see, but unfortunately the year was unfavorable, and a faceless man suddenly popped up halfway.
Do you think you're a national treasure panda? Give yourself a back kill.
"This!" The man in black was silent, and Shure smiled, "Isn't it good for you that I'm not doing it, what if you see me and rely on me?" ”
"Then you continue, the old lady has something, go first, don't see!"
Hum! Is it really shameless to think that you are very handsome? Don't show it, the old lady is not rare!
Turn around and leave.
Bang!
However, with a muffled sound, he hit his head head, Sheng Jiu covered his head, raised his eyes to look, and was suddenly stunned.
The man in black at the head of the bridge arrived in front of him at some point.
At first glance, people are not so annoying, but a typical uncle with a charming gap beard.
"Hell yes! Isn't it the old lady who has gone to the peach blossom luck? In the novel, the heroine is written to cross, and when she just passed, she would meet some men, scumbags who were married on his fingertips, princes who went out to practice, and bosses of dark forces, although I don't know what kind of him is, but with such skills, he is definitely not an ordinary character. Sheng Jiu thought to himself.
"Big sister! What did I say earlier? ”
The man in black saw that Sheng Jiu crashed into his arms, but he didn't froze in place without any panic, and a pair of dragon eyes looked at her, so he asked.
"Oops!"
However, when the words fell, an exclamation suddenly came, and the figure in front of him fell to the ground in an instant, followed by a squinted smile and a smile, "Touch porcelain!" Can't get up without 100,000? ”
The man in black was stunned.
What kind of routine is this? You don't seem to be doing anything, huh? Your blatant posturing? Is this an attempt to blackmail yourself?
"Big sister! Own! ”
was stunned for a while, and the man in black jumped out for a while.
"Your sister! What are you singing about? ”
Sheng Jiuyi was stunned, looking at the black-clothed man in front of him who kept winking at him, he was a little flustered, can you meet an expert here? Do you want to be so pitiful?
With a roll of his eyes, he stretched his hands forward and divided into two ways.
Sting!
With a crisp sound, taking advantage of the other party's unpreparedness, Sheng Jiu made a ruthless move.
Just waiting to succeed, the man in black was slightly stunned, Mington's black eyes were a little surprised, and then he glanced at Sheng Jiu, and when he was about to speak, he met Sheng Jiu's pair of phoenix eyes.
just glanced at it, but couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
It was just then that a playful silver bell sounded.
"Uncle! Your pants are torn! ”