Yan Wushuang and I walked out of the Babu Bridge Cemetery.

Yan Wushuang was stinky and beautiful: "Brother, you recognize such a beautiful sister, are you happy?" ”

Me: "I'm not going to sleep tonight." ”

Yan Wushuang was stunned for a moment, and smiled cunningly: "Do you miss your sister and can't sleep at night?" Or are you going to think about what bad things your sister is doing? ”

Me: "......"

"Sister Wushuang, I really don't think you're a policeman, you're obviously a female pervert......"

Yan Wushuang: "Cut, it's your honor for my sister to be kind to you." Tell me, if you don't sleep at night, what are you going to do? ”

Me: "I recognize such a beautiful sister, where can I sleep." Even if you fall asleep, you will wake up laughing, so it is better not to sleep at all. ”

Yan Wushuang giggled, the flowers trembled, pinched my face affectionately, and said, "Little brother, you are really my sister's pistachio." This little mouth is like smeared with honey. Come, let my sister taste ......"

I was covered in a cold sweat.

I bet that if I didn't hide, Yan Wushuang's ruddy little mouth would really have to kiss me.

I'm going!

This is no longer a female pervert, this is simply a **thief.

Yan Wushuang: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you." But then again, you're very happy to have such a beautiful sister, right? Happy, do you want to invite your sister to dinner? ”

Me: "What's the matter, let's go, what do you want to eat?" Tube full! Even if it's expensive, don't be polite to me. ”

Yan Wushuang: "Oh, good brother, you are so sensible, how can the old lady be willing to let you spend money?" Let's go to a normal place. ”

She drove a car that was parked near the back door of our school.

The place to go is not far away, in a small alley in the southern suburbs. After going around and around, I finally arrived at the place.

As soon as I looked at the building in front of me, I was happy.

An old house that resembles a courtyard house, with mottled walls and even weeds growing on the walls. The gate is not hit, the vermilion paint is red, there is a lot of paint falling off, there are two stone lions at the door, a plaque at the door, and the book "Listen to the Rain Teahouse".

This place is not much better than our village chief's house.

Looking at the name on the plaque, it's clearly a teahouse......

My sister really loves me, how much money can I get for a cup of tea? Thirty bucks? It's a big deal, it's a big deal to ask for two stacks of peanuts, wife cakes or something, and it won't cost a few dollars.

I jumped out of the car, took the lead, and went to bang on the door, completely in the posture of a local tyrant.

Yan Wushuang didn't stop me, just sat in the co-pilot, the window didn't fall, lying on the steering wheel, looking at me and smiling.

I wondered, is this a laughing yarn?

Someone opened the door, and it was an old man in his fifties, with an extraordinary bearing and well-dressed.

The old man looked me up and down, smiled and asked, "The young man has very good eyes, what do you call him?" ”

I was stunned: "Come for a cup of tea, and check the household registration?" ”

The old man had a good temper: "It's me who is abrupt." Please present your membership card. ”

I was stunned again: "What? ”

The old man raised his eyebrows: "You're not a member here?" ”

Me: "Send it to the door, do you have any money?" ”

"I'm sorry, this is a private club, why don't you change places?"

The old man was polite, but it was clear that it was an eviction order.

I was a little embarrassed, and more of a little confused. This big city is different, the routine is so deep, and it is still a good mix in the countryside.

At this moment, Yan Wushuang pushed the car door and walked down, and said with a smile: "Sixth uncle, this is my younger brother Huang Quan." ”

The old man looked towards Yan Wushuang, only glanced at it, his eyes lit up suddenly, he hurriedly opened the door, greeted him, bowed slightly, and said, "It turned out to be Miss Yan, you are a rare guest, I haven't seen Mr. Yan for a long time." I wonder how he's doing? ”

Yan Wushuang: "My dad is very good, and he keeps talking about you." Say that I will come to you for tea when I have time. Sixth uncle, my brother and I can go in. ”

The old man held my hand enthusiastically: "There are no beads, offended, offended, Huang Shao must not be angry." ”

The sixth uncle led us into the Tingyu Teahouse.

There are three private rooms in the east and west, and there are four rooms directly opposite.

The front and back two into the yard, it is estimated that the backyard is a kitchen or something.

Yan Wushuang took me to the box on the left "Qingfeng Ju". Thirty square houses, antique decoration, carved screens, solid wood tables and chairs. What does it mean to be hidden?

That's it!

Although I have never seen the world, I am not a fool and can feel the aura here.

I'm afraid that a meal here will not work without a few hundred oceans.

I still couldn't help touching my waist bag, and this touch was suddenly embarrassing.

I forgot, I don't have any money on me!

There were more than 2,000 yuan before, and Jiang Wenchuan gave pocket money. But when I bought the magic weapons this morning, I gave them all to the one-eyed old man.

What's special, don't say that it costs hundreds of yuan to eat here, even if it's a few cents, I don't have it.

I grimaced and looked at Yan Wushuang's embarrassed smile.

Yan Wushuang called the pot of Da Hong Pao, what kind of tea Da Hong Pao is, I don't understand. Anyway, there is a girl wearing a cheongsam here to respectfully help cook the bubble, which is definitely worth a lot of money.

Yan Wushuang let the cheongsam girl go down, and he was skillfully making tea there, looking at the hand, and asked, "What's wrong?" Bad laugh at what? ”

I asked, "Sister, can you brush the plate here to settle the bill?" ”

Yan Wushuang was stunned for a moment, and scolded with a smile: "You little bastard, you don't bring any money, come and invite me to dinner?" ”

Me: "In the morning, I still had a lot of money, but then I spent more than 2,000 yuan." ”

"That's a lot of money. Good brother, do you know that sometimes you are just too cute. Yan Wushuang pinched my face and said with a smile: "Don't worry, eat boldly today, you don't need to spend money." ”

Me: "That's not good, I'm a man, how can I make you pay?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "I don't have to pay, someone has a treat." ”

I was stunned: "Who?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "The man my dad helped me choose." ”

I frowned: "Future brother-in-law? ”

Yan Wushuang: "Yo...... Look at this frowning brow, jealous? ”

I'm not jealous. I've only known Yan Wushuang for less than a day, so what's jealous about. It's just a vicious fight with the ghost baby, and a lot of fragrant things have happened to the two of us. Many couples may not have done those things, and Shengsheng turned me and Yan Wushuang, two strangers, into very familiar friends all of a sudden.

It's an amazing feeling.

Besides, seriously, such a beautiful girl, I feel a little uncomfortable when she goes on a blind date with someone else.

I feel like I'm going to need to mess around.

I asked, "Sister, do you like him?" ”

Yan Wushuang looked at me playfully, for a long time, and said with a smile: "Cut!" I've never seen it, but what about it...... If this person is very good for my taste, and my sister is also very old, it doesn't matter if you try it......"

I think it's even more necessary for me to make trouble, I can't let such a big beauty be arched, if I want to arch, I should be arched......

At this moment, the delicate voice of the cheongsam girl came outside: "Hello Boss Song, Miss Yan, you have arrived." ”

What kind of Boss Song is this, he must be Yan Wushuang's blind date.

My brain twitched, and when I thought about it after doing something, I was a little scared.

I grabbed Yan Wushuang's hand, took it hard, and pulled this girl directly into my arms. Wrap my arms around her waist and give her a gentle squeeze to sit on my lap.