"Big brother, slow down, brothers really can't keep up!"

Seeing his boss rolling down the mountain like a gourd, the voice of the naïve young man behind him was a little eager.

Crowd: "......."

Which eye did you see your eldest brother running? This is obviously rolling, right?

Rolling directly from the halfway point of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, the bandit leader lay on the ground for a long time, shook his head and finally got up from the ground.

"Who? Who the hell kicked me in the ass? ”

Getting up from the ground, the bandit leader did not organize a robbery first, but turned his head and looked at the little brothers who had rushed down the mountain with an angry face.

Hearing this, the eyes of all the thieves invariably looked at the honest and honest people who shouted the most before, please you.

Among the thieves, the one who followed the leader closest and had the opportunity to give the leader a kick was the only one in charge.

Seeing that the younger brothers looked at the second master, the bandit leader also looked at the second master with an unkind face.

"Second dog, did you kick my ass from behind?

Say? Are you trying to kill the cottage I inherited from me? ”

"Big brother, what are you talking about?"

Facing the angry leader, the second boss had an unpretentious bewilderment on his face.

Those innocent little eyes, people who don't know really think that this matter has nothing to do with him.

"Two dogs! You're going to fucking play with Lao Tzu!

You are Lao Tzu who grew up watching from a young age, will Lao Tzu not know the little ninety-nine in your heart?

Lao Tzu, the position of the leader, you have been staring at it for a long time, right?

Tell you, if Lao Tzu doesn't die for a day, you can only be the second master forever! ”

Looking at the innocent expression of the second master, the bandit leader slapped the second dog in the face.

If it weren't for his own brother, he would never mind hiding this bastard with a knife.

"Big brother...... What the hell are you talking about? ”

After being slapped, the second dog covered his face with one hand and looked at the bandit leader in disbelief.

"You ......"

Seeing that the second dog was still acting, the bandit leader held the handle of the knife with one hand, and he couldn't wait to cut this bastard directly.

It was at this time that an untimely voice sounded behind him.

"That..... Excuse me, this robbery ...... Are you still fighting? If we don't, we'll go first! ”

Turning around, the bandit leader saw the white-bearded old man squinting at him with a pair of small eyes, and he looked ready to run away at any time.

"Damn, if you don't speak, I really forgot about the robbery!"

The leader of the bandits scolded and glared at the second dog, "I'll settle accounts with you when I go back to the village!" ”

With that, the bandit leader pulled the machete out of his scabbard.

"Old fellow, for the sake of you reminding Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben won't be difficult for you today, teach you all the valuable things on your body, and you can leave.

If you dare not cooperate, I will teach you to taste the advantages of Uncle Ben's machete! ”

As he spoke, the bandit leader also cooperated and waved the sight in his hand.

It's just that......

"Wait a minute!"

As soon as the bandit leader's knife was waved, Zhou Zhou Xian directly called a halt.

"What else?"

The leader of the bandits held his knife and looked at Zhou Xian in confusion.

"That...... Didn't you have any opening words before you started your robbery? ”

Zhou Xian glanced at the bandit leader and asked cautiously.

"Opening remarks?"

The bandit leader is puzzled, what is the opening remark?

"Well, like ....."

Zhou Zhou Xian hesitated, straightened up, and spoke with an imposing voice.

"I opened this road, I carried this tree, if you want to pass from here, leave to buy road money, if you dare to hit the teeth and pop out half of the word, a knife and a tube to kill and bury!"

Listening to Zhou Xian's words, the bandit leader repeated, and then clapped his hands.

"Good! This is good! Dare to hit half a word between your teeth, kill with a knife and bury it! Good! ”

Hearing the bandit leader's applause, Zhou Zhou Xian nodded with a smile.

"Since you think it's good, then hand over all the money on you."

"Okay, I'll give you ......"

The bandit leader took out a few gold leaves from his arms and handed them to Zhou Xian.

And then.....

"Big brother, are you stupid?"

Seeing that his eldest brother was so cooperative, the second dog with a simple face in the back hurriedly shouted.

This voice directly woke up the bandit leader.

"Okay, dare to play Lao Tzu, go on, all the men will be cut down for me, and the women will be brought back to the village.

said that the bandit leader took the lead, wielding a knife and about to start.

Seeing this situation, Zhou Zhou Xian glanced at Ergouzi and shook his head helplessly.

"Well, sure enough..... Heaven is forgivable, but you can't live if you do it yourself! ”

Originally, although the leader of the bandits looked like a thief, he looked stupid, and Zhou Xianxiang was going to play this guy with a little trick.

But I don't want my hypnotism, which has just started, to be broken by the second dog's shout.

On the one hand, he felt that he couldn't practice at home, and on the other hand, Zhou Zhou Xian could only do it helplessly.

Seeing that the bandit leader swung out the machete, the white flag in Zhou Xian's hand waved, and the bandit leader flew out upside down and smashed on Ergouzi.

"Poof!"

The leader of the bandits is fine, the second dog was smashed by this, and directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, raised his hand and pointed at Zhou Xian tremblingly.

'You' didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, as soon as you closed your eyes and tilted your head, you were so dead.

Seeing that the big boss was beaten away and the second boss was stoned to death, the momentum of the bandits behind him decreased, and some people turned around and wanted to escape.

It's just that since they have already made a move, how could Zhou Zhou Xian still let them run.

With a wave of his right hand, the white banner in his hand flew out, and in a circle, dozens of thieves fell to the ground one after another, lying on the ground and moaning.

Compared with these congenital bandits, Jin Dan is the gap between immortals and mortals.

In front of Zhou Immortal in the Jindan realm, these bandits couldn't even survive a round.

If it weren't for Zhou Xian's hand, where would these bandits still be alive.

Cleaned up all the bandits with one move, Zhou Zhou Xian handed the small ring he was holding in his left hand to Xiao Bai, and walked towards the leader of the bandits.

"You..... What are you doing? ”

Seeing Zhou Zhou Xian coming over, the bandit leader secretly complained in his heart.

They have not done much in this activity on weekdays, and there have been no accidents

But I didn't want to plant such a big heel today.

It's just that they don't blame them, no matter who cultivates immortals, not all of them fly high and high in the sky, and who would have thought that there would be such a powerful immortal cultivator, who has nothing to do and walks step by step on the ground.

"Well, what are you doing......

Zhou Zhou Xian's face showed a difficult look, "That's a question." ”

After thinking for a moment, Zhou Xian's eyes lit up, and he thought about it.

"This bandit, this immortal was surprised to see your bones, it is a rare martial arts wizard in 10,000 years, here is one, can help you go straight to Jindan Avenue.

Today, when I saw that you were destined for me, I sold you five gold leaves! ”

Zhou Zhou Xian took out a yellowed book in his arms, threw it directly into the hands of the bandit leader, and casually took the only five gold leaves on the bandit leader's body. ”

Bandit Leader: What the hell is ......? It's not to kill me, why are you selling something?

Could it be that he is really a once-in-a-lifetime martial arts wizard, this immortal took a fancy to his qualifications and decided not to care about his robbery?

Thinking of this, the bandit leader Da Hei Niu felt a little excited inexplicably.

If you can get the immortals to invite you, take yourself into the immortal gate.

In the future, wouldn't he be able to become an immortal?

Pick the stars and take the moon, move mountains and reclaim the sea, and when you have that kind of power, you can rob yourself, where can you still use Niutou Mountain, a place where birds don't, you can go to the land of Middle-earth to rob in a good business!

Wrong!

I've become an immortal, what kind of robbery do I have!

Thinking about this, the big black bull almost gave himself a mouthful.

Fantasizing that he would become an immortal in the future, live forever, hug his wives and concubines left and right, and walk towards the pinnacle of life, the bandit leader Da Hei Niu couldn't help but crook his mouth.

And then......

"This bandit, this immortal was surprised to see your bones, it is a rare martial arts wizard in 10,000 years......"

Bandit leader: "......" p, this line sounds so familiar, when did it start, the rare martial arts wizard in 10,000 years has become a bad street where two can appear in a cottage?

Just as the bandit leader was slandering, Zhou Xian's voice continued to reach his ears.

"There is only one copy, which has been sold to the head of your family, but I still have it here, seeing that you have a relationship with me, I will sell it to you for two taels of silver today!"

As he spoke, Zhou Zhou Xian took out a robe from his arms and threw it on the thief, taking away the only two taels of silver on the other party's body.

At this point, the leader of the bandits felt a little better.

Although they are all rare martial arts wizards in 10,000 years, but they got it, and the younger brother only got it, although these two names have never been heard, but it can be seen from the fact that they are only worth five gold leaves, and the younger brother's is only worth two taels of silver.

Or my own is more powerful, and maybe even more powerful than some so simple answers.

Thinking like this, the bandit leader felt a lot better.

Sure enough, he still won the favor of the immortals.

And then......

"This thief, this immortal is surprised to see your bones, it is a rare martial arts wizard in 10,000 years, here is a copy, today you have a fate with me, I will sell it to you for four dollars of silver!"

"This bandit ....."

Bandit Leader: "......" p, flicker, you keep flickering.

What the hell are you fooling people, can you change your lines?

fooled dozens of people in a row, or fooled in front of everyone, without even changing a line.

Won't your conscience hurt?

ps: Recommend a new book, change a system every day, 365 systems in 365 days, brain hole works, the author himself is chasing, it's worth a look.