A group of young people standing on the field showed their talents and posed with their heads, so glamorous.

"Let's have the number one player."

A teenager who looked really non-sunny came to the stage, shook his hair and grabbed the microphone:

"Hello everyone, I'm a funeral love from the third and third classes, here I'll give you a hip-hop dance!"

The teenager started hip-hop dancing to the shouts of a group of teenage, and when he struck a standard handsome guy pose, it caused a cheer from the audience.

I haven't finished a dance yet. The judges in the audience pressed the X button in their hands, and when the five main judges pressed the X in their hands, the music naturally stopped.

"Why! I haven't started yet! ”

The boy looked at the five judges on the stage in surprise, unable to understand why he was eliminated so quickly. Similarly, the girls in the audience also raised questions.

"Hmph, look at these main judges for yourself, do you really think they don't have a standard for judging?"

The female voices who were invited were all from different countries, snorting melon seeds, drinking soda, and rubbing mahjong, it seems that this teenager's hip-hop dance is not attractive at all.

"Hmph, out!"

"Even to this extent, you dare to choose the school grass?"

"Not as good as my jump!"

So said the very fat headmaster.

"In that case, pull him down."

"Don't! Don't! Give me another chance! ”

More than a dozen handsome teenagers who came up afterwards were all eliminated by various reasons without exception.

There were only two people left on the field, Sanshao and Xiao Ming, and the two of them walked on the stage at the same time, and there was a trace of sympathy in their eyes in addition to hostility.

"I didn't expect you to stand at the end!"

San Shao licked his two sausage-like lips, and Xiao Ming felt a chill in his heart.

"No, Sanshao is humble, I wonder how you can stand to the end."

"Humph! Ben Shao naturally has the ability to Ben Shao! How can you understand? ”

Sanshao pointed to his crotch and his waistline, and Xiao Ming suddenly realized that he finally knew where this ugly and very poor dick was "longer" than himself

Finish! This is really a physiological insurmountable gap!

God will really close a window and open another door, Sanshao actually used his own Ding Ding like a belt around his waist and then tied a knot in front of his belly, he actually grew to the extent that he could be used as a belt. The third young man smiled and seemed to have won his victory.

"Then two young and middle-aged people, please start your performance."

Xiao Ming waved his hand, and a whole orchestra ran onto the stage, and under his blind command, the content of the score was perfectly played, and the music was passionate and elegant. The whole school was hooked. After the song was finished, there was a long and unstoppable applause on the field, Xiao Ming nodded with satisfaction, and when he was about to turn around and bow to the audience, he found that the applause was not for him!

Sanshao untied his "belt" and shook wildly in front of many students, the long belt swayed in the air like a snake, and what was even more odious was that Sanshao actually took out his mobile phone and opened the Kuaijiao APP. Loud music rings on your phone.

"The vast sky is my love~ The flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......"

The three young men in the fast foot APP grinned with terrible rotten teeth and shook their belts in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile:

"Irons! Watch me fight the king of the underworld with three young wits. Remember to double-click 666, if Lao Tie sends me ten space battleships, I will broadcast myself live! ”

Xiao Ming suddenly felt a heat in his heart, and an unknown evil aura was about to burst out of his chest, Xiao Ming looked at the judges' seat, and those girls who were all over the country really focused their attention on the three vulgar performances of the three young people. The frenetic atmosphere is the same as that of some idol fans.

Xiao Ming looked at the special judges again, and the mayor of his face threw up his arms under the drive of the atmosphere of the three young people, and when a man in black on the judges' table found out that Xiao Ming's face was wrong, he immediately reminded the people around him, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward, and the mayor slowly lowered his arms and apologized to Xiao Ming in embarrassment.

"Sure enough, it is worthy of being the last school grass, and the strength of the three young is still strong! And our Xiao Ming is not lagging behind, so let's see what the judges have to say! ”

"Sanshao's performance is very exciting, and it is very attractive.... But... Xiao Ming's is even more exciting. ”

As soon as he stood up, Xiao Ming was in front of the judges' desk, taking out a stack of red banknotes, and every time the judge said that a third was good, he would take out a few of them and throw them under the stage, and every time she said that Xiao Ming was good, he would take out more banknotes from the man in black next to him.

The final result was that it was a beautiful woman, and all the judges gave Xiao Ming praise without exception.

"Uhhh Do you have any opinion on this result? ”

"I'm not convinced! I have millions of followers, so why should he spend money to buy judges! ”

Sanshao took his "belt" back. pointed the screen of the mobile phone at the emcee, spraying the spit core and questioning the result, the emcee wiped his face with a handkerchief and pushed away Sanshao with a disgusted face:

"Money is also a kind of your own strength, just like you use your own expertise to perform, people always use money to pave themselves, it's okay, don't believe you go and ask the judges"

Is that okay?

"That's right! That's right~ Ming Shao bought me a Maserati Oh Sanshao I'm sorry, although I also want to give you a score, but Ming Shao is even more kind to us, and he also signed a contract with us to form a women's group to perform in the country of sticks. ”

"Have you all forgotten the happy time on your fast feet?"

Sanshao's tears flowed unconsciously, and the ten beautiful girls also lowered their heads one after another.

"Hey! This is the school grass conference, not the sensational miserable singer conference, and the loser is not qualified to continue to stand here! Someone dragged him down. ”

The master of ceremonies held his hand with a handkerchief and pushed away Sanshao fiercely, and then a group of school security guards ran onto the stage and pulled away Sanshao, who was struggling desperately.

"Don't! Don't! I don't accept it, you can't do this to me, I have millions of fans, I want my fans to spray you to death! ”

Finally, Xiao Ming went through a process that was not hard at all, and was elected as the new school grass, behind the curtain, a group of eliminated teenagers were bending over and bowing their heads, accepting the reward of Xiao Ming's female secretary, everyone received enough funds for them to eat, drink and have fun until they graduated from college, and the mayor's next election was also very stable because of this school grass meeting.

Xiao Ming took a deep look at Xiao Hong, who was wiping her tears in the audience, and Xiao Hong raised her head and looked at Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming saw electricity in Xiao Hong's eyes, and Xiao Hong shyly lowered her head.