Have you ever wondered how you will burp one day in the future?

I've thought about it! And I've planned a lot of hiccup scenes for myself.

I imagined that one day I was flung by the female ghost who came out of the Taiqing Palace, her hips were shaken, her tongue was played, it hurt, it was tickling, and then the ghost died directly.

I also fantasized that one day the twin sisters Jiang Yuhan and Jiang Yumeng would kneel side by side on the bed, and I would turn into an old man in the back, pushing the cart until the essence ~ died.

I also fantasized that one day my sister would insult me, and then suffocate me to death with that pair of big breasts between my head.

I also fantasized about dying in front of people, cold and glamorous, on the belly of the coquettish Situ in bed.

I even fantasized about having a little Lori Cao Kexin, but the East Window incident happened, and I was shot for indecent assault on minors.

……

I've thought about a lot, but I've never thought that one day, I would be stabbed to death by a young man I didn't even know!

This is too embarrassing.

What's even more aggrieved is that Situ Auntie is Lao Tzu's woman, and Lao Tzu wants to kneel beside the goods and watch him harass and ravage Situ Auntie.

I was holding back a wave of anger and felt my hair stand on end.

I made up my mind that if I saw this product, I would kill him as soon as possible!

The illusion vanished, and I gritted my teeth there.

At this moment, Daoist Jia suddenly kicked me, and then shouted: "Don't be stunned, run!" ”

I came back to my senses and looked at Daoist Jia.

This thing is rolling and climbing, a pair of mung bean eyes are round, the eyes are full of horror, looking at a big tree in the distance!

I followed his gaze and gasped, what did I see?

A large python the size of a bucket wrapped around a tree branch.

The python is white, white and crystalline, almost like it is made of jade.

How long should it be so thick?

I looked up along the tip of my tail, a meter, a two...... Five-meter ......

What's more, the big white upper body is actually a woman!

That's right!

I swear, I read that right!

Half snake, half human.

Did I see the White Lady?

No, no, the White Lady is Xu Xian's, she has a thousand years of Taoism and can transform into a human form.

According to ancient legends, Nuwa is half human and half snake, is this Nuwa?

Not right either! Nuwa is a fairy, she must be full of holy breath, look at this, the woman on the upper body, charming and coquettish, and a smile between her eyebrows and eyes is seducing her soul.

This is clearly a snake demon!

Daoist Jia shouted anxiously: "Boy, what are you doing with your third uncle and grandmother in a daze?" This snake spirit can already transform into half a human form, and has been practicing Taoism for at least three hundred years. Standing there waiting to die? ”

I'll run away.

Not to mention the goblins of the three-hundred-year-old Dao, even if there is a female ghost of the hundred-year-old Daoist now, it can make me and Daoist Jia die in a hundred tricks.

If you don't run, it's stupid, Tongling Baoyu is a baby, but if you want a baby, you have to have a life.

The snake spirit didn't chase us, but just glared at us from afar, her long body wrapped around the ancient well and the basalt statue, and she stood at the mouth of the well, waiting for something.

After a long time, the well erupted several times of bad luck from heaven and earth, and then calm returned.

The snake spirit seemed disappointed, lingered for a while, and slowly swam away.

Daoist Jia and I ran out for a few kilometers in one go, climbed over a mountain, and we both fell to the ground, gasping for air.

Accurate!

Very unpleasant!

Knowing that the Tongling Jade was there, I couldn't get it, which made people very depressed.

I was a little reluctant to give up and asked, "Lao Jia, you have a lot of crooked ideas, is there any way?" ”

Daoist Jia looked incredulous: "Are you still getting through the idea of Lingbaoyu?" There's a 300-year-old serpent guarding it! If you want to die, don't pull me, grandpa will never come again. ”

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, think about it, is there any way?" ”

Jia Daoshi sneered: "There are some!" ”

My eyes lit up and I asked, "What's the solution?" ”

Jia Daoshi: "Have you watched "The Legend of the New White Lady"? ”

Me: "You mean to say, let me save her life, and then wait for her to repay the favor?" ”

The old god of Daoist Jia was there, with a profound appearance: "No, I mean to say, you can go to her like Xu Xian!" ”

Paralyzed, I kicked it over.

This is completely a idea, let's not say that this snake demon will let me say, even if I let it, where will I say her? She doesn't even have a leg, I really can't do it, master......

Daoist Jia rubbed his buttocks and grinned in pain: "This snake demon has been practicing for three hundred years, I see her eyebrows and eyes, and her heart is budding, little brother, you can really subdue her, and you will have one more powerful pet in the future." ”

I didn't pay attention to Daoist Jia, the matter of Tongling Baoyu, and put it in the back of my mind for the time being.

Yes, no matter how strange this treasure is, it is guarded by a snake demon, and I have to hide from it. At least, there is no way to get the Psychic Jade now.

Not only does the Tongling Jade have to be put aside for the time being, but I also have to take everything back.

I have to brace myself to deal with one thing.

It's about finding the young man who killed me and killing him!

At twelve o'clock in the morning, he returned to Xiyang City and parted ways with Jia Daoshi. It was too late at night, so I didn't go back to the Jiang family's villa, but went to a rented house near the school. There were so many things going on during this time, and the twins had been living at home, so if I didn't come here, it was always empty.

But today, I just arrived at the door, and I was opening the door with the key, and my brow suddenly wrinkled.

In the crack of the door, there was clearly a light coming out......

Someone in there?

Twin sisters?

I opened the door, and suddenly a dark figure appeared next to me, holding a dagger against my neck.

I was shocked, this man's speed was so fast, I didn't have a chance to dodge.

Looking over from the afterglow of my eyes, I put a heart in my stomach.

It's a girl, dressed in a black tight leather suit, dressed like Situ Auntie, a short-haired beauty, and looks a bit like Teacher Cang. Right! That's right, it is the teacher Cang who dedicated his life to the greatest educational cause of mankind, guided countless ignorant young men with his body, and became an old driver!

I hurriedly said, "Wait! I'm my sister-in-law's younger brother. ”

I'll go!

Fortunately, it was said in time. I dare bet five cents, and if I say a second too late, the dagger will cut my neck.

Teacher Cang frowned and asked, "Nonsense, when did Team Leader Situ have a younger brother?" ”

Me: "Beauty, I know it's incredible, but there's something even more incredible......"

Teacher Cang tightened the dagger in his hand, and said impatiently: "I don't have time to listen to your tongue twister, say, did Wang Le send you?" ”

Wang Le?

I remembered, one of the three sons of Maoshan.

The day before yesterday, when Daoist Jia and I went to fool Jiang Shanlong, Situ and Tang Qin and Yin Ziling went to find trouble with Wang Le. At that time, there seemed to be a girl named Qingjuan, who was secretly following Wang Le.

I asked, "Your name is Qingxuan?" ”

At this moment, Situ Yuwen appeared at the door of my bedroom, her face pale, and she shouted weakly: "Qingjuan, he is his own person." ”

Qingwan hesitated, looked at me curiously, and put down the dagger in his hand.

ps: The second one is sent.