20. Secondary 2 teenagers have a lot of fun
A fire rose in the hallway, and we took out the living items that had been abandoned for decades and burned them along with the corpses of zombies, and for a moment black smoke filled the outside of the house.
In the black smoke, there seemed to be a constant condensation of ugly human faces, distorted in the flames, as if they were wailing, and finally shattered into black ashes.
It seems that the soul of the hunchbacked uncle has been fused with this place for so many years, and because of this, we have encountered such a strong hallucination in the past few days, and we cannot see the true face of the evil spirit.
Although the uncle was also a victim of evil spirits, now he has long become a harmful zombie, and with the burning of the flames, everything about him will come to an end.
And the culprit of all this, the bride and ghost in red, after forty years, I don't know where she disappeared, I don't know if it will be in this world, and whether it will create more tragedies.
Sister Ying turned her head: "Okay, it's your turn, take it off!" ”
"No problem!" I took off my cotton coat and threw it into the fire. Although this coat is a little old-fashioned, it is quite warm to wear......
Wait, why is Sister Ying still looking at me?
"Take it off below!"
This...... Reluctantly, I threw my shoes and socks into the fire.
"And!"
"Don't go too far! Tell you, I'm barefoot now and I'm not afraid of you wearing shoes, do you have to let me have only a pair of underwear left? "It's a matter of innocence, and I can't give in anymore.
"Who told you to go out and bring less clothes? Now I give you two choices, you take it off yourself, or, I'll ......"
Scare me! I don't believe she can have such courage as a girl!
……
It's getting dark, the fire has been extinguished, and the breeze is blowing, and people can't help but ...... Thighs tremble!
Depend on! Give me back my pants!!
"Xiao Yuzi, go down the mountain!"
I'm like this, how do I get down the mountain? Not to mention the temperature outside, can I still be regarded as a pervert when I go down the mountain?
At that time, there will definitely be a terrifying legend no less than the bride in red here - Snow Mountain**!
"Sister, let's go! I've just lost my name, and I'm freezing to death here. ”
"Cut! Famous ghost, you often fell into the dung pit when you were a child, when was it not when I pinched my nose, picked you up and stripped you and threw you into the river? ”
"By the way, I brought extra clothes that I didn't change, so why don't I give them to you to wear!" Sister Ying suddenly took out a few clothes.
Hey? It's rare for her to be considerate.
I took a closer look at the clothes she handed over...... Leather hakama, cotton tights, pink jacket......
"How is it women's clothing?"
"Nonsense, of course my clothes are women's clothes! Why don't you give it a try, and you might even discover a new world! ”
"I refuse!" The new world is a ghost, whoever loves to wear it! I'm not a pervert, old man, don't make me look like a transvestite!
As a masculine pure man, I would rather be a broken jade than a complete tile!
"Okay! If you don't wear it, I'm too lazy to send it! Sister Ying didn't look back and walked down the mountain, "By the way, the weather forecast, tonight's temperature will drop, more than 20 degrees below zero!" ”
What?!
"Sister, stay first......"
……
Goodbye, my festival!!
"Xiao Yuzi, you're pretty cute in this dress! Much better than wearing men's clothes! ”
"Really? Oops, people are shy......"
Wait, why am I still in the play? Don't try to change my mind!
"Otherwise, you will be my sister in the future, and I will buy you a beautiful dress for you to wear in the future, and I promise that I will never bully you again in the future!"
Wish for the moon! This time I wore women's clothes out of helplessness, and it was impossible to do it next time!!
At the bottom of the mountain, it was already dark all around, and the bus station had long since ceased operation.
The town below the hill was still lit with stars, and after walking for a long time, I found the hotel and ate a few bites of hot food.
I seemed to notice that the little boy at the table next to me seemed to keep his eyes on me, and he didn't turn away for a moment.
What do I have to look at, look at the little boy's eyes, is this the reaction to seeing the women's clothing boss?
It's over, I'm not a pervert, how can I let him misunderstand me.
The boy saw that I stopped my chopsticks, took the initiative to come over, and patted me on the shoulder: "Little sister, you are so cute, why are you so good at eating and in such good shape, you have six pots of rice for a bowl of pickles, enough for my family to eat for a week!" ”
He didn't think I was a women's clothing boss, and he still called me a little sister, what kind of eyes?
I pulled my bangs back, pulled the hair around my ears, and raised my voice: "That's right, I'm the cute little lady with short hair!" ”
Sister Ying, who was drinking hot water next to her, suddenly "poofed", sprayed the water in her mouth on the table, and then coughed twice.
"You keep eating! I'll laugh first! ”
***
After returning home to recuperate for a few days, Sister Ying made a few more phone calls.
"Today, I'm going to test you, when people are sleeping, which soul enters the spiritual gate to recuperate, which soul maintains vitality in the body, and which soul enters the brain to dominate the dream?"
"Sister, I don't bother to answer such a simple question, don't ask me a question like a novice in the future, okay?" I replied with a hypothetical understanding.
Sister Ying called me several times, and finally did not ask me to go out, but repeatedly asked me how I was learning Feng Shui on my own.
I struggled to cope with the past, and every time I broke out in a cold sweat, Sister Ying finally decided that a week later, she would test my level in person.
If she had known, and I threw the books she gave me in the trash, she would have torn me apart piece by piece with her little fingers.
However, this book is gone, how can I learn Feng Shui to catch ghosts?
As the festival day approached, I had to wonder if my family would pick up the book when they took out the garbage.
"Mom? When you took out the trash, did you ever see one of my reference books? ”
"Are you talking about the purple cover, the one with the yellow and white titles?"
"Exactly!" Great, it looks like there's a show!
"I don't know if that book is still useful, so I picked it up and put it on your shelf."
Bookshelf!
I rushed into the bedroom and rummaged through the bookshelves.
"Why, why didn't I see it?" I checked it carefully, but there was no shadow of the book "Five Years of Practice and Three Years of Ghost Hunting".
"I remember! The last time Xiaofei came, he said that he was going to start a general review in his second year of high school, and he wanted to borrow your high school reference books to use back, so I asked him to take them from your bookshelf, will he take them away? ”
Xiaofei is my cousin-nephew, his full name is Luo Xiaofei, he is 16 years old and in his second year of high school, and he is in the same high school as me.
He must have accidentally taken it by mistake, he's also a sloppy eye, I'm going to get that book back before he loses it!
"Mom, I'm going to my cousin's house to play, and I'm not coming back at noon!" I hurriedly said hello and prepared to go out.
"That's right, Xiaofei doesn't seem to be in a good mood lately, just this weekend, you go talk to him and enlighten him."
He's in a bad mood? Usually he has always been a Ma Daha, and he doesn't take anything to heart, what else can make him unhappy all the time?
"He seems to have done a bad job in exams at the beginning of this semester. Your cousin said that Xiao Fei lit the lamp all night to read the reference books he borrowed from you, but not only did his grades not improve, but he took the countdown in the exam! ”
Isn't it just a countdown, what's so angry, it's not like we haven't taken the test. There have been exams I have taken before, and I have never disappointed the penultimate in our class!
"Actually, the test is almost nothing, the key is that their teacher's comments are too shocking. The teacher annotated a line after all the answers to all his subjective questions: 'Yes, this answer is very metaphysical'. ”
My mother then turned on the chatter mode: "You said that the teacher is true now, and the student has made mistakes in answering the questions for a short time, and if he insists on saying that his answers are metaphysical, it is no wonder that Xiaofei is so hit." ”
"Mom, you may have misunderstood, Xiao Fei may have really read a lot of metaphysical things recently!"
***
I knocked on the door, but no one answered, and after repeating it several times, I heard the sound of hurried footsteps in the house, and the door opened.
It was Xiao Fei who opened the door, he was wearing pajamas, sleepy-eyed, and yelling angrily.
"Who! Don't let people sleep early in the morning? My master, the head of the Heavenly Absolute Sect, immediately slashed the splash skin on the opposite side with a sword, and woke me up at this time, are you annoying, are you annoying? ”
I probed my finger into Xiaofei's head, huh? I don't have a fever!
"Xiaofei, are you stupid?"
He's not stupid, how can he talk nonsense during the day?
The old man of the Heavenly Absolute Sect is clearly in the Jindan Realm, how can he be able to split the power of Yuanying?
"Uncle! Why are you, just in time, come into the house. ”
Saying that, Xiaofei led me into his bedroom and asked me to sit and wait for him to meet, and then there was a rush of washing in the bathroom.
Soon he hurried back, and before he could sit down, he opened the conversation in a hurry.
"Uncle, I haven't seen you for a long time, and you don't know that I miss you. Last time I was at your house, I wanted to play with you, but I heard that you broke your neck in the security window and stayed in the hospital for two days. ”
Forehead...... What's this......
"I was busy with classes a few days ago, and I didn't have time to go to the hospital to see you, is your neck better?"
"Nephew, can we not mention the hospitalization?"
After a brief greeting, Xiao Fei suddenly said mysteriously: "Uncle, I recently saw an amazing book. You never imagined! ”
"What book? Mysterious? ”
"A book that teaches people how to hunt ghosts! Awesome, isn't it? ”
This...... Sure enough, he took my book away......
"Uncle, it won't be long before I'll be a ghost hunter, hehe!"
"Okay, I'll test you. When a person is asleep, which soul enters the spiritual gate to recuperate, which soul maintains vitality in the body, and which soul enters the brain to dominate the dream? ”
"Hmm...... Well, it's a tire soul, a fairy soul, and a cool crooked soul, right? ”
"Tire soul? I'm still at the helm! Let's make it up! ”
I can't even remember my name clearly and dare to answer randomly, if I was so lacking in heart, I would have been beaten to death by Sister Ying.
"Hey, hey! Uncle, you know, I have a bad memory. I've been so busy with this lately that I can't concentrate on the exam! Xiao Fei scratched his head embarrassedly.
There are still people who are addicted to the content of ghost hunting, and if he really has seen evil spirits a few times, he will definitely not have such thoughts again.
I need to guide him back on the right path, so that he can forget about this mess and study in peace.
He suddenly reacted: "Uncle, how do you know this?" ”
"Do you need to say it? You borrowed this book from me! I am the most powerful ghost hunting master in this hundred miles, and the girl Daotong alone has accepted two! ”