It is said that there is a disease called 纡繇.

The symptoms of the disease are: no respect for the elderly! Fool around! Behave perversely! Wandering the Skeleton!

Well, plus perverts!

Moreover, there is no solution to this disease.

At this time, Liang Jing, the so-called, terminally ill and short-lived eighteenth prince, was wearing a red brocade robe, and he was late.

The royal garden, which was full of seats and greetings, suddenly fell silent, and all the civil and military officials stared at the red that made people's blood boil, and their eyes were cracked.

Liang Jing walked from this end of the Imperial Garden to the other end of the Imperial Garden.

Stopped, straightened his back, shook his hair, looked back, and did it all in one go, revealing a smile that he thought was almost demonic.

Waving his hand to greet everyone, "Morning, adults. ”

"Hang Erlangdang!"

"Behave perversely!"

"Wandering the Skeleton!"

There was an undisguised succinct scolding all of a scolding all of a sudden.

"Huh?" Liang Jing blinked his eyes, and shouted in surprise to the emperor who was sitting on the side and didn't want to raise his head, "Father, this time they only used three idioms, it can be seen that their level has decreased, they should fight!" ”

The white-haired emperor lowered his head again, raised his forehead and said to the little eunuch on the side, "Let him not speak, let him not move his hands and feet, let him pretend to be a puppet!" ”

The little eunuch walked up to Liang Jing in front of Liang Jing in the sound of grinding his teeth, and said with a smile,

"Your Highness Eighteen, please sit down first."

Liang Jing stretched out his hand and pinched the little eunuch's face, and nodded solemnly, "New here?" Well, it's white and tender, fluffy and soft, and it feels good, better than the previous ones. ”

It looks like it's a lot of enjoyment.

The civil and military officials brushed their eyes together, and said in unison, "Pervert! ”

At this moment, the saber rattling was tense, and the emperor could only bite the bullet and say, "Zhong Aiqing, today is the full moon of my nineteenth son......"

The hundred officials got up in unison and said, "Your Majesty, the ministers have a word, whether they should say it or not, the ministers must say it-Your Majesty...... The ministers will sue the royal court. ”

The emperor sweated like rain, pretending to be calm and said, "If it is...... I don't agree......"

Before the words could be spoken, the hundred officials said in unison, "The ministers are willing to resign and return to their hometowns." ”

If he resigns, he will resign, and he has to take it out to scare and scare his father.

Liang Jing pursed his lips, scolded the old man in his heart, half leaned on the rockery, trembled with two long legs, and asked, "Ladies and gentlemen, the sky is clear and cloudless today, can you pretend that I am not there on such a happy day?" ”

Hundreds of officials are cold-eyed, all of them have nostrils facing the sky, and smoke is coming out of the seven orifices.

Okay, Liang Jing understands, it's the same whether he is there or not, this group of old horsemen is going to sue the royal court!

Although he didn't understand how this group of old horsemen could see him and look like they wanted to bite him to pieces, Liang Jing knew that they all said in private that he was a fish and they were nets.

They also said that either the fish died or the net broke.

He didn't understand why the fish died and why the net broke.

He didn't go to their house to eat and drink, so he needed such a needle to deal with Maimang.

Lord Zhao said indignantly, "Your Majesty, His Highness the Eighteenth climbed up to the minister's house and removed the tiles of the minister's house, it's nothing, but!" He beat the eight-year-old Dumiao Miao of the Chen's family! ”

Liang Jing's legs trembled even more happily, and he retorted: "His Royal Highness drew a knife to help when he saw injustice on the road, isn't that to fight the thieves and recover the stolen goods?" ”

Lord Zhao gritted his teeth: "The minister's son was flying a kite in the yard, and the kite broke off and fell on the roof, he went to pick up the kite, and finally picked it up, but His Highness the Eighteenth couldn't help but say that it was easy to beat!" ”

Liang Jing shook one leg and sneered, "Whoever asks him to bite me, it's okay to hit him, if I bite someone, I will definitely go to my neck, and if I bite it, then your incense will be broken." ”

The Emperor hurriedly said, "Shut up, Eighteen, you shut up for me!" ”

Liang Jing licked his lips and leaned quietly on the rockery, and his legs were no longer shaking.

Lord Qian covered his red and swollen right eye, pursed his lips and said, "His Highness the Eighteenth beats his classmates, beats the teacher, palms with the wind, fists to the flesh, punctual and powerful!" ”

Liang Jing stood up straight and said unreasonably: "You quarrel and fight, Your Highness is persuaded to fight." If it weren't for the persuasion, would His Highness make such a decision? Doesn't it hurt to scold someone's mouth, doesn't it hurt to hit someone's hand? ”

The corners of Mr. Qian's mouth twitched in anger, and he once again affirmed, "We are discussing academics, academics!" Divided into two, debating with each other, the discussion was just right, and His Highness Eighteen came over and crackled and scolded, tired of scolding, without saying a word, just get started! ”

Liang Jing snorted coldly, "There is something very good to discuss in dry academics, pretexts, all pretexts, you old horsemen, you have nothing to do, you will only shout!" Hurriedly packed up the baggage and got out of the way. ”

Emperor Huo Di stood up and shouted, "Liang Jing, don't say it, shut your mouth!" ”

Liang Jing glanced at the emperor with resentment, pinched the corners of his lips with one hand, and stood up straight.

Lord Sun looked at Liang Jing with red eyes, trembled and said, "His Highness the Eighteenth ripped the hair of the old minister's granddaughter, touched the face of the old minister's granddaughter, and untied the clothes of the old minister's granddaughter!" ”

Liang Jing bit his lower lip, gritted his teeth and said, "They say that the real difference between men and women is only known when you take off your clothes, isn't Your Highness studying seriously?" ”

Master Qian was embarrassed and indignant, and pointed at Liang Jingdao, "Ridiculous! Men and women are not close to each other, and the various measures of His Highness Eighteen are insulting and ridiculous! Ridiculous! ”

Liang Jing jumped to his feet in anger, and pointed his index finger at Qian Dadao, "What are you fierce, didn't I just take a look?" It looks weird, and I still think it's ugly! ”

The emperor said to the little eunuch who was dumbfounded, "Hurry up, newcomer, stop his mouth!" ”

Liang Jing looked at the panicked emperor with a pout, and said aggrievedly and solemnly,

"Father, I'm ten years old, I'm not a child anymore. At this age, Zhang Sandu went to the tree to dig out bird eggs, and Li Sidu went to the sea to catch Wang Ba. ”

As soon as these words came out, the pot exploded in the imperial garden.

"Your Majesty, His Highness the Eighteenth is not a child anymore, but he is so disrespectful, so careless, so perverse, and so dissolute! No matter now, but when! If the emperor doesn't care, the ministers will lose their duty, and the ministers will ...... Willing to resign and return home! ”

A hundred officials have a handful of snot and a handful of tears, and a hundred and ten mouths have a saying - if His Highness the Eighteenth does not leave, they will hold hands, heart to heart, and leave together!

Liang Jing's temper immediately lifted his sleeves and wanted to fight alone.

The emperor wanted to cry without tears, "Stop him, pull him, stop him!" ”

Hearing that the emperor was going to stop, Liang Jing made a move, no, he stepped faster, took two long legs, and went straight to the opposite side like a wind, trembling and righteous and awe-inspiring officials.

Just a few steps away, my feet slipped, my body swayed, and I flew out uncontrollably.

If you fall forward, you will inevitably fall into a dog and eat, and if you fall backwards, you will inevitably fall on all fours.

Liang Jing thought, instead of being a dog that eats, it is better to be a turtle in the sky.

So, I used all my strength to fall to the rockery protrusion behind me.

With a pain in his head and a frown in his eyebrows, Liang Jing stared at the unspeakably ugly banana peel on the ground, his eyes were black and unconscious.