Chapter 531: Mo is not a fool
A teenager Xiao Zhengtai, with a tender little face trying to put on a fierce look.
The cold little face not only does not give people the slightest pressure, but ..... There will be a sense of déjà vu that has exploded.
This kind of cuteness ..... It's similar to soft-haired creatures like cats and dogs.,It can instantly sprout most people's girlish hearts.。
Thereupon......
"Ya, whose little brother is so cute."
Fu Seal was thrown to the ground, and a pair of small white hands climbed up to the little face of the fire unicorn, rubbing, pulling, and pinching.
Fire Kirin: "......"
Little sister, didn't you really come here with these three guys?
resisted the urge to beat this unreliable young lady, considering that he was a little bit of a road idiot and needed this young lady to help him show the way, the fire unicorn rolled his eyes helplessly and knocked off the little hand that was making trouble on his face.
"Little sister, can you not be so rogue? I was still a child. ”
Little Sister: "......"
Little sister?
He..... How did he know I was a little sister? Did he see that I was dressed as a woman?
How can it be? I'm so well disguised.
"Ahem! What young lady? This little brother, are you talking to Ben Gongzi? ”
The young lady's eyes flickered, and she didn't look at the fire qilin, but she didn't admit that she was being recognized as a man.
Fire Kirin: "......"
Rolling his eyes helplessly, the fire unicorn was speechless for a while, have you ever seen anyone's son so motherly?
And..... Miss, you haven't even changed your voice, have you?
Not to mention wearing this belly pocket inside, this is not visible to ordinary people, but ...... You don't even have an Adam's apple at a glance, right?
He took a step forward quietly and trampled the talisman that the young lady had thrown on the ground.
The Fire Qilin turned his head to look at the three stupid bandits, ready to viciously intimidate the three stupid thieves.
But after thinking about the young lady behind him who seemed to have a nervous disorder, the fire qilin still didn't show his super fierce appearance in the end.
"You three, how do you want to die?"
One tall, two short, two fat and one thin, the three robbers struck a swing in unison.
I was poisoned by myself, and I couldn't use it at this time to cultivate at all.
The robbery failed but fell into the hands of others, and now a bitter master with a lying gun has jumped out to settle accounts.
What can they do? They're desperate too!
The tall and fat bandit swallowed his saliva, looked at his two brothers, and took a step forward.
"Can we choose how we die?"
Fire Qilin nodded, "For the sake of you being so stupid, Uncle Ben will give you a chance to choose your own way of death." ”
The tall fat man lowered his head and met the eyes of the fire qilin, with a look of death on his face, "I choose..... Cool to death! ”
Fire Kirin: "....." MDZZ!
Cool to death? Wouldn't you choose to die of old age?
You're like this, so I want to let you go without a step.
Fortunately, one of the three idiots didn't make it home.
"Can I choose.... Immortal? ”
Looking at Humpty Dumpty who was talking, the fire unicorn gave Humpty Dumpty an encouraging look as if he had seen a relative.
"This.... Your choice makes Uncle Ben very difficult.
Uncle Ben has always had clear grievances, and all the enemies who offend Uncle Ben will be killed, unless they ......"
"Unless what?"
"Unless, you become your own."
The three stupid thieves looked at each other, "That'..... How can we be our own people? ”
The fire unicorn smiled, and the fish took the bait.
"It's easy to become your own person, you can join Uncle Ben's sect, join Uncle Ben's sect, and naturally become your own person."
"Door.... Sect? ”
They could feel the horror of this little guy who looked to be only in his early tens, and even if they were cultivated, they would not be the opponent of the Fire Qilin.
And what kind of horror will it be to be able to teach such a perverted and demonic disciple?
Such a sect Mo said to join, they don't even have the qualifications to contact, as for joining..... I didn't even dare to think about it before.
But..... Now that he has offended someone, the other party actually gave him the opportunity to join his sect?
This..... What a man!
The three stupid thieves looked at each other, and the short thin man cried with a sigh of relief.
I was so impressed.
As triplets born as one child, no one has ever been so kind to them since their father died.
Now the words of the fire unicorn have moved the three stupid thieves and they can't wait to promise each other.
"Yes! We'd love to join. ”
I didn't ask what sect it was, and it was an existence that they couldn't hope for or reach if they could get out of this kind of sect of demonic disciples who had obviously surpassed the realm of mixed yuan.
As long as you can join, you earn it.
"Hmm."
Seeing that the three of them were so on the road, and they were still grateful when they got on their own thief ship, the fire qilin was very satisfied.
Really..... His own Lin-style robbery method is a pioneering and innovative robbery career.
When the later latecomers robbed, they would all silently thank themselves in their hearts for their predecessors who had made significant contributions to the cause of robbery.
In these years, I heard that the carpenters are all Bailuban.
All the people on the mixed road worship Guan Gong.
I can't say that in a few years, those robbers will have to put three sticks of incense on themselves before they work.
Thinking happily in his heart, the fire qilin glanced at the three of them, "Are you sure?" ”
The three nodded.
"Okay, from today onwards, you will be the second-generation supernumerary trainee apprentice handyman temporary worker of this sect."
Three: "......."
This identity is so special.
It's just a supernumerary, even a supernumerary or an internship, an internship is even a part-time worker, the intern is still an apprentice, and the apprentice doesn't say anything, the identity in the apprentice is still a handyman, and even this handyman is a temporary worker.
This identity.... How is it that there is always a feeling of cannon fodder, cannon fodder, cannon fodder?
Inexplicably, there is a feeling that you are a disciple of your own sect when you are needed, and you can say goodbye to you at any time when you are not needed?
But..... In this situation, they have no choice but to make a second choice.
So the three of them immediately bowed to the fire unicorn, "Yes." ”
The fire qilin nodded very satisfied with his newly acquired little brother, and with a wave of his hand, a tree fell, and three pieces of wood automatically flew out.
The fire unicorn handed the three original pieces of wood that had been removed from the tree to the three of them.
"Put it away, and it will be your token in this gate from now on."
Three: "......" big brother, don't make trouble, can we be serious?
It's just a token of wood, but.... There's no mark at all, isn't your token a little too casual?
Isn't this something that can be made by just someone cutting down a tree?
"What? Think Uncle Ben's token is too casual? ”
The three stupid thieves didn't speak, but they showed that exactly what they meant.
"Whew!"
The fire qilin sneered, "Who do you think Uncle Ben can make this token?"
Uncle Ben just chose an ancient tree that lived 9,889 years, and took its heart to make three wooden blocks of uniform specifications of 12.345 cm long, 5.432 cm wide and 1.23 cm thick.
Every millimeter of this token is a cost.
In the same way, because the whole tree has been destroyed, there are only three such tokens in the world that belong to this tree.
If you hold these three tokens in your hands, Uncle Ben can recognize them at a glance, and if someone else makes a fake token, Uncle Ben can see through them at a glance. ”
The three of them listened to the fire qilin's foresight and secretly admired, but they just ..... But there was always a strange feeling in my heart.
There are only three such tokens? Can he prove his identity here, and he can distinguish the authenticity?
What went wrong?
Looking at the pensive trio, the Fire Qilin didn't give them more time to think.
"Accept Uncle Ben's tokens, and from now on you will be Uncle Ben's people."
Three: "....."
mmp。 Listening to you say such things as a man, why do you always have a feeling of panic?
"Ahem, what Uncle Ben means ..... From now on, you will officially join this sect. ”
The three of them nodded hurriedly, and they didn't have to die if they joined.
"So.... As a disciple of this sect, now Uncle Ben is going to tell you about the rules of this sect. ”
The three nodded again.
The Fire Qilin grinned, "There are not many rules in this gate, only one. ”
The fire qilin stretched out two fingers, looked at it and took back one, "The only rule of this sect - as a disciple of this sect, you must contribute to the development and construction of the sect, and those who must stick to the disciples are the core rules of the sect, and the sect is the master of the sect." ”
Three: "......"
"Hee-hee, little brother, you're so interesting."
Just as the fire qilin was fooling people, a pair of small hands touched his face again.
Looking at the fire qilin's serious appearance, Yun Feifei pinched the fire qilin's little face, and her eyes were bent into crescents.
She's grown up so big, she's never seen such an interesting little guy.
Fire Qilin: "...... don't make trouble, I'm robbing!"
Rolling his eyes, the fire unicorn slapped the young lady's hand away.
"Little brother, can my sister join your sect?"
Yun Feifei didn't say anything about her son, and directly admitted that she was a woman.
She was very interested in such an interesting little brother, and she couldn't help but want to follow her.
She felt ..... If you follow him, you will be able to encounter a lot of interesting things that you don't usually encounter.
Listening to the girl's words, the fire qilin turned his head and looked at Yun Feifei with a confused expression, and his eyes widened.
This.... What's going on?
Is this young lady a fool? He has been robbing for so many years, but he has never met such a person who took the initiative to send him to the door and beg him to rob.
This man.... Isn't it because you have a brain disease or a mental retardation?
Glancing at the young lady with pity, the fire qilin couldn't help but feel a little compassion in his heart.
He wanted to rob people before, but now he can't bear to see the other party so stupid.
Well.... Do you want to leave him a belly pocket?
No! No way! That belly pocket is a treasure that can't break the defense even with his current strength, how can she give up just because she is a fool?
That.... Why don't you leave her a coat?
But..... This star dress is also very valuable.
Ay..... It's so tangled.
The fire qilin frowned, looked at the young lady for a long time, and couldn't help but sigh helplessly.
Forget it, give her a ..... after snatching it all up. An ordinary garment.
There's no way, who made the great Fire Qilin Uncle so kind.
"That..... Young lady, do you really want to join my sect? ”
The young lady squinted and smiled, nodding at the fire unicorn.
"You.... Are you sure you hear my doorway? ”
The young lady nodded again.
"Hear me clearly, you're going to join too?"
The young lady still nodded.
With a wave of the fire unicorn's hand, another tree fell, and a wooden plaque fell into the hands of the fire unicorn.
grabbed the young lady's hand and put it in her hand, as if she was afraid that the young lady would regret it.
After putting the wooden card in the young lady's hand, the fire unicorn's face was already happy.
"From now on, young lady, you are an official disciple of this sect."
After all, the young lady is so rich and has made a great contribution to the construction of the sect, so give her a formal disciple..... Not excessive, right?
Three stupid thieves: "....."
Why is it that the three of them have become second-generation supernumerary intern apprentices and handy-casual workers, while this girl dressed as a man has become a formal disciple?
Although they are both disciples, it feels like there is a difference of hundreds of levels between the two, right?
This..... Isn't it a bit too much to engage in this kind of black-box operation in front of them?
"Alright."
The fire unicorn clapped its hands, drawing everyone's attention.
"Now that you have all joined this sect, our sect has just been built, and all aspects need to be built, and a large amount of resources are urgently needed.
So ....."
The fire qilin glanced at the three stupid thieves, and finally a pair of eyes fell on the young lady's body tightly.
"The four of you, make some contributions to the construction of this gate."
Three stupid thieves: "....."
I.....
Does that mean digging for something?
So what is the second generation of supernumerary trainee apprentices, miscellaneous and temporary workers, just an ornament, right? It's just an excuse to get things out, right?
This..... It's a robbery in disguise, right?
It's the first time we've talked about robbery so freshly and refinedly!
"How?"
Seeing the three stupid thieves in a daze, the fire qilin squinted, "You.... Don't want to contribute to the construction of this door? ”
The three stupid thieves looked at each other and wanted to cry.
"Big.... Big brother, let's quit now, is it too late? ”
"Boom!"
The momentum exploded, with the fire unicorn as the center, and the surrounding trees fell to pieces.
"You guys.... Are you playing Uncle Ben?
In fact, you can enter this door if you want to, and exit if you want to?
If you want to quit, there is only one way - die! ”
Three: "......"
That's it!
Isn't it just robbery? It's not that I haven't been robbed.
Just treat this as an ordinary robbery, if you think about it like this, you should feel better.... What a fart!
Who is robbed by someone, and their hearts will not feel good, right?
The three of them handed over the storage ring, and the fire qilin flipped through them one by one, and glanced at the three of them with disdain.
"It's poor."
Three: "......"
I'm sorry we didn't satisfy you, we're guilty.
The fire unicorn accepted the storage ring, glanced at the worthless clothes of the three of them, and lost the interest in continuing to grab them.
Turning his head, a pair of eyes fell on the young lady's body.
The young lady grinned, obediently handed her storage equipment to the fire unicorn, and by the way, she also asked for the storage ring on her maid and handed it over.
"It's all here, and all the good things on my sister are here.
Little brother, can you discuss it? My sister has joined your sect, and the things have been handed over according to the rules.
Would you like to let your sister follow you and rob with you in the future? ”
Fire Kirin: "......"
Really..... What a fool.
So..... The belly pocket and the star gauze, do you want it or do you want it?