One hundred and seventy, Mulan Autumn (above)
Chapter 169: Mulan Autumn (I)
At the end of June of the fiftieth year of Kangxi
"Qiyun, you still haven't learned to ride a horse!" The way the thirteenth elder brother looked at me was no different from looking at a scum.
"Hehe, I'm stupid!" I smirked awkwardly and replied helplessly. God knows how busy I have been since I entered the palace - busy fighting with Bafujin, busy fighting with Concubine Yi, busy pulling the prince off the horse, busy with how to frame the third elder brother...... I finally managed to squeeze some time out of my busy schedule to fix my broken characters, so do I still have time to learn to ride a horse?
"Are you stupid?" The thirteenth elder brother looked like you still dare to lie to me: "I think you are busy!" ”
"Hehe-" laughed twice again - the one who gave birth to me is a prostitute in Qinglou, and the thirteenth elder brother who understands me is also!
"Still laughing, I see how you go to Chengde with us!" The thirteenth elder brother's anger was urged by my dry laughter to get bigger and bigger: "Do you still want Huang Ama to stop and wait for you to learn?" ”
How do I know that Kangxi said that he would really leave within a few days of going to Chengde, and even my newly appointed daughter-in-law would have to take it with me - when I thought of this, I looked at the seventeen who had been waiting for me for a long time immediately - and knew that you were the best, you wouldn't watch your wife being squeezed like this, right? Come and save me!
Sure enough, the seventeen on the side saw me being scolded by the thirteenth elder brother, and he couldn't bear it anymore, and then saw me asking him for help, and hurriedly came out to play the round and said: "Thirteenth brother, it's not all Qiyun's fault, it's my negligence, I didn't expect to teach her well, if you want to blame me, blame me!" "How could this be Seventeen's fault? That Manchurian woman couldn't ride a horse, and I hadn't explained it to him beforehand, so of course he would have thought I could!
"You know how to protect her, the more she protects her lawlessness!" Seeing that Seventeen was still defending me at this time, the thirteenth elder brother was angry: "When Emperor Ama asks later, do you want to tell him like this?" ”
"That-" Seventeen frowned at the team that was about to leave, turned his heart sideways, and simply said, "Or, Qiyun, I'll ride the same horse with you." ”
Oh my God, I looked at the brothers running in front of me, which one is not one person and one ride! Am I the only one who wants to be special? What's more, there are many important ministers of the imperial court who are going with me, so I really have to be so embarrassed to be looked at all the way to Chengde?
"No need, don't you just climb up, you can't fall down!" I, Zhang Xiaoying, have to be strong in my life, so I don't believe that I will be scared to death by a horse?
"Huh?" Brother Seventeen screamed and watched as I climbed onto the horse in an indecent clumsy way: "Don't fall off!" ”
"No, as long as I don't run, I should be fine, you can take care of it by my side." I was reckless.
The thirteenth elder brother on the side nodded, and it was only like this now, but he still didn't feel at ease and said: "When you arrive in Chengde, you must step up your practice of horseback riding, and when it's time to hunt, you can't hide it anyway!" ”
"Oh, got it." I thought sadly—it's only been so short, and if I want to practice riding a horse like flying, do you really think I am a god? Why do I, a person who drives around every day in modern times, come to ancient times to learn how to ride a horse and suffer from this idle sin?
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"Qiyun, are you okay?" Seventeenth elder brother asked for the Nth time.
If it doesn't work, it has to work! I barely pulled out a smile at him - please don't ask, I'm going to cry out to show you if you ask again.
Unfortunately, I have been turned upside down on this horse for two whole hours, and in these two hours, I not only have to endure the pain of falling apart, but also have to be always on guard if I will fall off the horse, and as a result of the high level of mental tension, I now even want to die.
"Qiyun, your riding posture is wrong, if you go on like this, your whole body will be sore at night, and your waist must be broken!" The seventeenth elder brother also suffered this kind of suffering when he was learning to ride a horse, and when he saw me like this, he was even more reluctant: "Qiyun, you might as well come down and rest!" ”
I don't have to wait until the evening, my waist is about to break now: "No, as soon as I hit the ground now, I have to become a puddle of mud, I still insist on it!" I looked up at the large cloud of smoke and dust in front of me in confusion: "How long will it take to get to Chengde?" "It's better to do it within an hour, or I'll have to fall off the horse.
"And—a few more days!" Seventeen looked at my expression, and couldn't bear to say more.
"What?" I screamed and almost dismounted—if it weren't for Seventeen's Eyes Hands to hold me up at once. If it goes on like this, it won't take me a day to be free, and I can sleep in the coffin and drive to Chengde...... My poor ass!
"Qiyun!" At this time, the seventeenth elder brother suddenly jumped off the horse and came to my horse: "I'll lead you away, so you don't have to use force, you can sit on it and sleep if you want." With that, he stepped forward and grabbed the reins of me.
Are you holding me? All the way to Chengde? "Are you crazy? Such a long way! You're not tired all the way, aren't you? ”
"It's fine." The seventeenth elder brother looked at Kangxi's honor guard in front of him: "They didn't go all the way?" ”
But you still have to lead the horse, which is much more tired than them: "Seventeen, I know you are good to me. But if this is the case, if someone else sees it...... "Aren't you still a goof?"
"No, let's go a little behind, ordinary people won't pay attention, even if someone sees it occasionally, it's nothing, they'll think-" Seventeen secretly blushed: "I'll think I'm just tired of riding, come down and have some fun, and I'll avoid it with interest." ”
"But-" It turns out that he has already thought of countermeasures, but--I want him to lead the horse for me with a prince and brother, and I am still walking so far, do I want to go?
"It's nothing, you have been riding for so long when you left Beijing just now, no one will suspect that you can't ride a horse to ask me to lead you." Seventeen couldn't help but say, led my horse and left: "It's just that when you get to Chengde, you have to ride by yourself for a while, so you must have a good rest now!" ”
Seventeen, you really think of everything, but I can't owe you any more affection—I'm afraid I'll be crushed by your affection one day: "No, there are still a few days, and I can't let you all be like this-"
"Do you want to ride with me?" The seventeenth elder brother didn't stop, and made a final threat to me: "You also know that watching you hold on to it until now is already my limit." I can't watch you feel so uncomfortable anymore and let it go, if you think it's not good, I'll accompany you to Huang Ama to explain, it's a big deal that I will bear the blame directly. ”
"Don't!" Now let's talk about it, is it considered a bully? Kangxi was furious about Ke'er's case a while ago, and when he went, he didn't hit the muzzle of the gun, and he couldn't make his ass bloom: "The emperor has been in a bad mood these days, we are like this-"
"It's amazing to be beaten up, I can afford it, it's better than seeing you suffer like this!"
"Alas!" What kind of sin have I made! I knew that if I fell to death, I would have learned to ride a horse early: "Seventeen, you walk for a while, I'll ride for a while!" "I can still hold on for an hour or two.
"Not good!" The seventeenth elder brother refused without thinking about it, "Fujin, if you still want your waist to suffer, and you still suffer when you get to Chengde, you can save it now!" ”
Seventeenth brother, don't be so kind to me, I'm afraid that I will always fail you - at that time, I'm afraid even I won't be able to forgive myself.
So, I'd rather you be me and nice to yourself, do you know?