Chapter 625: There's a psychopath in the toilet
The Starer Man asked Ye Dou to wait for a while, saying that he was going to gather his teammates.
After more than half an hour, the other party did not come out.
Ye Dou was bored and looked around, and found that Monroe and the rest of the rookie heroes were being taught by hand, and everyone was chatting enthusiastically.
He simply approached a young man wearing glasses and asked, "Can you ask how I can meet Jian Ji?"
The middle-aged man didn't even bother to raise his head, he just snorted: "Why don't you want to see the President of the United States?" ”
"What the hell does this guy mean?" Ye Dou's eyes narrowed.
The other party's attitude was suddenly cold, which made Ye Dou a little inexplicable, as if he hadn't offended this guy.
Why do you put on a look of ignoring the answers?
Fortunately, all roads lead to Rome, so Ye Dou got up and left this area, planning to chat with other heroes, preparing to accumulate some contacts, and ask for some important information by the way.
After coming to the rest area, there were still many people bragging, he chose a young man with a smile on his face, the other party was full of smiles when talking to people, and he seemed to be very good at talking, and he knew from the conversation that this person was called a smiling swordsman.
"Hello, smiling swordsman, can I talk to you?" Ye Dou stepped forward to say hello
"I'm sorry, I'm not available. The other glanced at the other and got up to leave.
Seeing that the other party put on a stinky face, Ye Dou didn't want to ask more.
It didn't take long for him to find a female hero with a very high appearance, the other party is called the Lipstick Witch, according to the observation, this beautiful hero is very popular with male heroes, warm and generous, and even chatted with the two new heroes who just came, which should be a worthy conversation.
"Hello, I just became a hero's Black Iron Hero Ye Dou...... Can I ask you a few questions?" Ye Dou stepped forward with a smile and tried to make contact with the other party.
"Hehe, sorry, I'm busy. ”
As a result, after glancing at the lipstick beauty, she buried her head in the small mirror, dressed up, and completely ignored Ye Dou's existence.
He just wanted to ask how he could get rid of Jian Ji, but he didn't expect the other party to be so faceless and embarrassed.
Isn't this your typical hot face sticking to a cold ass?
In fact, the high-value face of the lipstick witch face is mostly painted by makeup, and even Yang Mimi doesn't know how many times more beautiful than her in a single round of appearance, which is enough to kill the other party in seconds, and the other party's ass does not have Yang Mimi's ......
Thinking of the peach buttocks, Ye Dou had goosebumps all over his body, and rough air came out of his nostrils.
Gurgling ......
Just as he was fantasizing about the beautiful opposite sex, his stomach was churning, and he faintly felt that there were thousands of elephants in his belly galloping, frantically trampling his intestines, trying to break through the obstacles and run to the new world.
Nima!
Gola has a belly!
In order to save his soul and make more money, he went to eat Boss Song's Ye Pao God ramen again in the morning.
I don't know if Boss Song didn't want to come by himself, so he added ingredients to the ramen, and his steely stomach couldn't bear it, and he began to have stomach trouble.
I thought it would be okay to eat a few more bowls of ramen, but who knew that now retribution is coming.
Boss Song's stingy ghost must have added ingredients to the noodles.
The elephant in the belly was still making crazy noise, Ye Dou immediately performed Ling Bo microstep, shuttled through the crowd, quickly entered the bathroom, and then began to release the troublesome elephant in the belly.
Puff, puff, puff......
Whew, that's cool!
Brother wants to sing a poem.
A large persimmon is eaten every day, and nine thousand elephants are in the belly.
The flying stream went straight down 3,000 feet, which is suspected to be a dung pit of the Yellow River.
Ahem, brother is literary!
Maybe it was because he ate too much at noon, but the elephant in his belly was endless, and he sat for more than half an hour, until Ye Dou felt collapsed and his legs were paralyzed, which was barely over.
At the same time, a foul smell filled the surroundings, making people dizzy.
"I knew I shouldn't have been greedy, and I was plotted. Ye Dou wanted to pull to his feet.
Just then, someone pushed the door open and entered the toilet.
Listening to the footsteps, more than one person should have come in, and with the sound of releasing water, several people began to chat.
A familiar man's voice came: "Anyway, this toilet really stinks......"
"It's a toilet, it's no wonder it doesn't stink. Lao Pan, that new black iron-level hero is very awesome, I heard that he made a lot of movements when he first came, and he is a talent. A shrill voice came.
"Talent? He's just a guy who can open his mouth, how can he be considered a talent, I don't think he will be able to jump for long. Lao Pan's voice came.
"That's right, that kid doesn't know who the Rose Prince is, and he actually scolded the Rose Prince and scolded him directly into the hospital, he will definitely be unlucky, we don't have to deal with him, anyway, he will disappear soon. Another voice said.
"I'm not optimistic about this kid either, his superpowers are very weak, I heard that it seems that he has to start with a mouth cannon, which is nothing for a real superhero, if this kid doesn't grow up in the future, he will be killed by the Rose Prince. Another man's voice rang out.
"Hehe, why don't we gamble, when will this kid leave automatically?" the voice laughed.
"Okay, then let's bet, I'll bet that he will leave during the two-month internship. ”
"He didn't last more than two months, and I bet he would be forced out by the Rose Prince in a month. ”
"I said half a month, because I will take special care of him, hahaha. ”
......
The three of them were chatting hotly in the stinking toilet, and they didn't know that Ye Dou was sitting behind them, and they listened clearly.
Nima!
No wonder these heroes are unusually indifferent to me, it turns out that it is because of the Rose Prince.
Who said I would leave automatically?
Who said my abilities are rubbish?
Want to help teach me a lesson?
Am I afraid of you?
A few of you are waiting for my brother, and I will let you see how powerful my brother is in the future!
Burst!
With a fart sound, the elephant rushed in its stomach again, and Ye Dou, who had just stood up, sat down again, and continued to detoxify with a sad face.
O heaven, O earth!
How long is my brother going to squat here?
Puff puff......
Ah, Nishihachi!
The sound is so loud, is this the rhythm that wants to pop out of the stomach?
Puff, puff, puff......
Oh no, is this the rhythm of being a fart man?
"A disc, Ya Butterfly!" Ye Dou couldn't help but exclaim.
He unscrupulously put a shocking stinky fart, and he scared a buddy who was peeing in the toilet to chrysanthemum tight, the faucet was turned, and the originally unobstructed water flow was directly urinated on the pants, and finally he didn't even have time to pull the zipper of his pants, so he rolled out of the bathroom with a stream of urine, and the urine was everywhere.
This guy complained wildly in his heart.
Grass!
Why is it so unlucky?
There's a psychopath in the bathroom!
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