Chapter 58: Good Attitude
Walking on the gravel-strewn road, looking at the mess around you, the mountains do not become mountains, and the forests do not form forests. The tattered stone forest area that seemed to have experienced the battle of the destruction of the world, Kaiyuan couldn't help but complain: "What a good stone forest scenery, what kind of bastard who doesn't understand the amorous style is so lacking in morality, so dilapidated, and greedy for money can't be like this!" Leave a line in everything, hey! ”
When the people around heard this, they quickly covered their mouths with their hands to avoid laughing out loud, and until the end, their faces were red and their necks were thick, and even tears were about to laugh.
Kaiyuan himself still didn't know, complaining here and there along the way, but he didn't know that he was all himself who complained all the way.
When he was enlightened, his mental state was in a mysterious unconscious state, in this state, his body subconsciously made some movements and supernatural powers, and even if he finally woke up, he would only leave the experience after enlightenment, and the process could not be remembered.
When he realized the magic power he called "Extreme Speed Whirlwind Break", he let himself go and destroyed all the stone forests and stone mountains along the way, and these destroyed places were like being gnawed by dogs, fragmentary, tattered, and miserable.
In addition, when he fell with a shocking hammer, the violent fluctuations caused some tall stone mountain tops to collapse directly, and the mountain rocks fell to the ground in pieces.
So the place of trials presents such a bad side, basically Kaiyuan did it himself, but he didn't know it yet, scolding along the way, showing his justice and condemning the virtues of the saboteurs. But I don't know that I am going further and further on the road of committing two.
Everyone really can't stand him, it's so funny. Listening to Kaiyuan facing those dilapidated stone forests and stone mountains, the little face said righteous and awe-inspiring words with a serious face. showed a heartbroken look, and everyone really couldn't hold it back.
Finally, someone held back to the limit, tears flowed out, and a loud laugh of "poof". Under the influence of that person, except for Kaiyuan, everyone else laughed wildly, pointing at Kaiyuan, covering their stomachs, and rolling on the ground laughing.
Some of them are laughing with their jaws dislocated, and they are still laughing; Some laughed so hard that their mouths began to twitch. Only Kaiyuan looked at them with a confused face, confused.
"Brother Xiaoyuan, I didn't expect you to be so humorous! Giggling...... "Wuhuan couldn't stand it anymore, his waist trembled violently when he laughed, his little hands covered his mouth, and the tears of laughter flowed.
When Kaiyuan heard it, he didn't understand it even more, what's wrong with this group of people, are they evil? Laughing so exaggeratedly?
In the end, Kaiyuan ran to Li Zhi, who was squatting on the ground and desperately stuffing snacks into his mouth to prevent himself from laughing, and said suspiciously: "Li Fat......"
"Poof! Hahaha...... "Seeing Kaiyuan's puzzled appearance at close range, Li Zhi couldn't control it all of a sudden, and all the food in his mouth squirted out, and some even flew out directly from his nostrils, and ninety percent of it was sprayed on Kaiyuan's puzzled little face.
Kaiyuan's little face suddenly darkened, and he quickly took out a bag of Ice Spirit Spring to clean his little face, and took out the mirror to arrange his hairstyle. After getting it done, Li Zhi's fat buttocks were directly convulsed with laughter, and he turned around and left with a black face, not asking this group of people who laughed stupidly.
"Humph! Ignore you! You're as bad as the saboteur! Kaiyuan turned around and left angrily, but the people behind him laughed louder when they heard him say this.
"Crazy, crazy, crazy, but fortunately I'm sober, I'm really different!" Kaiyuan comforted himself in his heart, a little proud.
"Brother Xiaoyuan, haha, in fact, ......" Wuhuan really didn't want to see Kaiyuan keep the lights dark, so he had to open his mouth to tell him. As a result, they were stopped by Chu Nan, Su Yujie and others.
"Shhhh Don't say it, we're done with it! ”
"Huanhuan, what do you want to say?" Kaiyuan looked at Wuhuan suspiciously, stepped forward, and stared at her watery eyes.
As a result, everyone laughed out loud with a "poof", making the little face as black as the bottom of the pot.
Kaiyuan snorted lightly, swore in his heart that he would never pay attention to this group of people again, flicked his sleeves, walked away, and said in his heart: "Ask the world, what is loneliness, it is difficult to describe!" Hey, I'm still so different! ”
With such a good mood, Kaiyuan jumped and hummed a tune, and walked towards the exit alone.
"Boss, you wait for us! Hahaha......"
When he arrived at the exit, Kaiyuan pulled over Su Yujie, who was still twitching at the corner of his mouth, and when Su Yujie saw his face, he couldn't help laughing, so he quickly turned his head and said in a trembling voice: "Boss...... Can you turn around, I think as the boss, talking behind his back is the most majestic! ”
When Kaiyuan heard it, he felt that it really made sense, and then turned around innocently.
In order to prevent himself from laughing, Su Yujie twisted his thigh directly, he grinned in pain, and the laughter finally stopped.
"Boss, what do you command?" Su Yujie suppressed his smile in pain and hurriedly asked.
"Well, it's nothing, it's just that you hurry up and hand over Yanjing, let's clear the customs!" Kaiyuan turned his back to Su Yujie and said, but he was very comfortable in his heart at this time, he felt that it was really cool to talk with his back to someone, this is the style that the boss should have!
In this way, Kaiyuan has since liked the habit of giving orders to his opponents behind his back. To be honest, it doesn't feel bad.
When Su Yujie heard this, he hurriedly ran out to hand over Yanjing, and while running, he couldn't help but recall the back of Kaiyuan's little face in his mind, and laughed again.
When Kaiyuan heard that this guy was still convulsing, his little face darkened, and he turned back to everyone seriously: "This guy has some kind of treasure!" Laughing so happily? ”
Everyone hurriedly bit their lower lip secretly, twisted their hands on their thighs, and nodded in agreement!
Seeing this, Kaiyuan turned his head with satisfaction, looked in the direction of Su Yujie, and flicked his small sleeves. With his hands behind his back, he frowned slightly and said, "Hey, Xiao Suzi is still too young!" The concentration is still too bad, and I can't resist the temptation! ”
Hearing Kai Yuan sigh like a great wise man, the people behind him twisted their thighs harder.
Then, he took out a small mirror and looked at it in a self-absorbed manner, and said to himself in the mirror: "This is the mentality!" ”
Finally, someone behind him couldn't stand it anymore, bit his lower lip, and said to his companions beside him: "Brother, knock me out, I can't control it!" ”
"Poof...... I can't control it, the boss is so funny! ”
After waiting for a while, Kaiyuan and the others saw Su Yujie running towards this side from a distance.
"Boss, boss, I'm back, and things are done, but Mr. Zhou and a fat teacher next to him don't seem to be in a good situation!" Su Yujie ran over to report the situation, and when he talked about Zhou Enyun and another fat teacher, he had a strange face.
"Teacher Zhou and Fat Teacher? Well...... Let's go, let's take a look! Kaiyuan pondered for a moment, waved his hand and led everyone to the outside of the stone forest to see the situation.
Outside the stone forest, in front of the water mirror, two people, one fat and one thin, were scuffling together, their faces were red, and no one would let anyone.
"Zhou Enyun, you despicable villain, you can only sneak attack! Ah, my ass! Look at the hammer! Stoned you! ”
"Bang!"
"Ouch, Zhu ignores, you have rough skin and thick flesh, can my sword hurt you? You use me like a metal forger! Ouch, my head! You bastard, see if I don't poke your ass! ”
"Ah~, I'm going to smash your head!"
They walked out and saw the two teachers scuffling together. The fat teacher struck Mr. Zhou's head with a sledgehammer, and sparks were struck, but Mr. Zhou was fine, and his head was iron! But if you look closely, there are many small flying swords around Mr. Zhou's head, and these flying swords are in the shape of Zhou Tian, forming a thin layer of light to dissolve the fat teacher's attacks after hammer.
And Mr. Zhou is not a vegetarian and easy to bully, while protecting his head, he poked the fat teacher's ass wildly with the sword, and poked out a string of sparks, it seems that the fat teacher's physical defense is very strong!
"Ahh Stoned you! I'm going to smash you! ”
"Ahh I poke! I poke! I'm poking, poking, poking! ”
The two teachers seemed to be on fire, and they didn't notice that there were dozens of people staring at them at the gate of the stone forest, one by one, dumbfounded, with a look of admiration.
"Ahem, brothers, don't look at it! Let's separate here for the time being, and when we enroll in the future, we will go to find a big site and meet again when the time comes! Kai Yuan hugged his fist at the new brothers and sisters.
"Boss, we'll see you next time!" The new brothers and sisters hurriedly hugged their fists in return, and this time everyone didn't laugh, looking very reluctant.
looked at the two teachers who were rolling around on the ground and scuffling together, Kai Yuan shook his head helplessly, and sighed: "Mentality! ”
As everyone knows, these two teachers are beating each other and poking each other because they are competing for this person who feels very good about himself as a disciple!
"Brothers, let's go, go home and eat!"
"Good! I went to eat, and I happened to be hungry too! ”
"Who cooks?"
"Uh............"