Chapter 286: What About the Tree?
The bald head exposes the target?
When they heard this, all the bandits, including the bald boss, were confused.
At that moment, the bald man felt very wronged.
Once upon a time, he wasn't actually a bald head.
He used to be a long-haired beautiful man until he started exercising.
One day, after being knocked down by the stupid nine-year-old son of Widow Liu's family in the east of the village, he finally realized that his body was too weak.
It was also on that day that the bald bandit made a solemn decision - he was going to start exercising!
Yes, he wants a strong body, preferably able to practice martial arts.
In the first year, his fitness continued to improve, and he ran ten laps around the village every morning without difficulty.
In the second year, his force value soared, and he was invincible in ten miles and eight villages.
In the third year, his hair fell out rapidly, he became bald and stronger.
It's bald, it's bald, it's strong, it's strong...... He didn't know how strong he really was.
Anyway, outside of the category of non-human, among humans, he seems to have become an invincible existence.
At the beginning, he was confident about it, after all, he had only practiced for three years, and he was much stronger than those people on the rivers and lakes who had practiced martial arts all their lives and couldn't wait to start practicing martial arts in their womb!
The legendary sword god who is famous in the rivers and lakes can't stop his punch at all.
The martial arts myth that has not tasted defeat for decades across the rivers and lakes, and the three-foot Qingfeng in his hand can't even break his defense.
But..... Now, at this moment, he hates his bald head.
Once bald head was his faith, until a few days ago he met a man with a head lighter than him, and he began to understand what true power was.
It was also on that day that he went further and further on the road of defeat, defeating again and again.
The little monk whose head was lighter than him made him fear the word power for the first time when he had almost stepped into the inhuman realm with his physical strength.
Then three days of rainy days followed, until today, when he regrouped and was ready to fight again..... suddenly found that he was far more than the only one in this world who was inferior to the non-human category.
Last time, the monk could be said to be an exception, after all, the monk's head was brighter than him.
But the youkai with the elephant's trunk that had just run in front of him with a large box like a hill made him recognize the world for the first time.
And now..... After revealing his target, the bald head looked at the woman in white standing on the path not far away, looking at his bald head with a calm face reflecting the sun.
For the first time, the bald man had doubts about the world he was in.
What's wrong?
What the hell is going on?
What's wrong with the world he's in?
He once thought that he was the strongest in the world, he no longer wanted to face the loess with his back to the sky, he no longer wanted to work at sunrise and sunset every year for the sake of subsistence food, and he no longer wanted to count every grain of rice and wheat in a disaster year, and he needed to endure hard days before winter.
So, he took the whole village to lose the fields and went up the mountain to become a bandit.
He thought that with his invincible strength, he would be able to become the king of the bandits, and become a man named the king of the bandits.
But.... The blows of several days in a row have already made him a little doubtful about life.
got up and walked down the mountain with a solemn face.
Since he has been exposed to the target by his bald head, he naturally will not do that thing of covering his ears and stealing the bell again.
Step by step down the mountain, the bald man saw that the woman in white was always looking at him with a calm face...... And the brothers behind him.
She..... How fearless is that?
"I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave to buy road wealth!"
Thanks to the bald little monk who had a slower head than him last time, he finally mastered this official sentence that he should have mastered.
The devil knows what he went through that day, and when he went back, he was even reciting this sentence when he dreamed that night.
It is precisely because of this that he can now open his mouth and come without the slightest pause.
The bald man had a holy face, and finished his lines like a missionary spreading the brightness of the Lord.
At the end of the lines, the bald man had already arrived in front of the woman in white..... The position of the three steps.
Three meters, not far and not close, in the past, such a distance .... He was sure that a gentle punch would put the legendary martial arts myth in bed for three months.
And now, looking at the woman in white with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth in front of her, for the first time..... The bald man once again doubted his own strength.
The feeling of not being able to lock on, or even punch, made him almost want to vomit blood.
"Little girl, hand over ten taels of silver to buy the road, and let you pass safely, otherwise you will ......"
Swish!
Otherwise, the bald man didn't finish.
Because, as soon as he exited, a long sword was already on his neck.
History is always strikingly similar, and this scene is so similar to the scene a few days ago when he was put to his neck with a sword!
"How else?"
The corners of the woman in white were still smiling, and there was a faint smile in her eyes, and she spoke slowly, and her voice was so beautiful that people couldn't help but be obsessed with it.
It's just that the bald head at this moment doesn't have the slightest feeling of wanting to indulge.
At this moment, he just wants to sink and not get lost.
If you can sink all the way to the bottom, the girl who sinks to the point in front of you will no longer be able to find his underground abyss..... How nice it would be!
"Otherwise..... Otherwise, we will escort the girl all the way to your destination! ”
The bald man felt that he was really too witty, and when he was kicked off the bed by the mother-in-law of the family, he had never reacted so alertly.
As for whether this answer is too undisciplined, I'm sorry.... What is Discipline? He is obviously obeying his own heart and speaking what is in his heart!
Could it be that he had to be satisfied with being forced to recite a more difficult jargon with a sword against his neck?
Listening to the words of the bald master, the woman in white was small and put away the long sword around the neck of the bald master.
It's just that, despite the absence of the threat of the sword, the bald man still doesn't have the slightest idea of being presumptuous.
The sword, if it can be on his neck once, can be on his neck a second time.
The sword, which could have been placed around his neck without the slightest reaction, could have pierced him in the head or in the heart without him being able to respond.
After collecting the long sword, the woman in white smiled at the bald bandit, "You said you opened this mountain?" ”
The bald man nodded.
The woman in white nodded, and then asked, "You said you planted this tree?" ”
The bald man still nodded, he felt that this woman in white, who looked almost as powerful as the bald little monk with a bald head, might have the same bad taste as the bald little monk!
It's just that he has memorized this passage well, and he is not afraid of the other party playing the same routine again.
However......
"What about the trees?"
The woman in white lightly lifted her lips and spit out two words.
"Huh?"
The bald boss is dumbfounded, tree? What tree? Zhou Shuren's tree? Two trees planted in front of my house?
"Where are the trees you planted?"
Seeing that the bald boss didn't understand what he meant, the woman in white repeated her question again.
Bald man: "......"
Bandits: "......"
Eldest sister!
Aunt!
Grandmother!
Ancestors!
We are bandits! Bandits! Not a great good man who builds bridges and paves roads!
Being able to rob without harming people's lives is already very professional, who has ever seen a bandit really build bridges and roads, open mountains and plant trees?
"This is your fault, obviously shouting that you planted this tree, not planting it.... What kind of robbery did you come out for? ”
Looking at the speechless appearance of the bandits, the woman in white seemed to understand something, and looked at the more than thirty people in front of her, with blame in her eyes.
Bandits: "......"
"Come, plant the tree first, let's talk about the robbery, good, ha!"
The woman in white raised the long sword in her hand, and patted the bald boss on the head with the spine instead of the palm.
Bald head: "......"
Bandits: "......"
Planting trees?
You say you plant trees, you plant trees?
Yes? Bandits don't want to lose face?
Bandits have no dignity, huh?
It turns out..... Not really!
"Okay, wait a minute!"
was slapped by the sword body, the bald man felt a chill behind his back, subconsciously straightened his waist and reassured, turned around and beckoned the brothers behind him to dig some small saplings from the hillside.
Then, on the side of this mountain road, more than 30 thieves dug pits and dug pits, and those who put trees put trees, some people supported them, and some people filled in the soil.
After the soil was filled, the people who went to fetch water had already returned with water bags.
In less than half an hour, more than 30 trees were planted.
Looking at the more than thirty trees planted, the woman in white nodded with satisfaction.
"Not bad..... Actually, I mean, just plant one tree, you're over the task! ”
As if to express her satisfaction, the woman in white waved her hand, and a silver ingot fell into the hands of the bald boss.
No more, no less, exactly ten taels.
"This is the money you robbed, can I leave safely?"
The woman in white looked at the bald man with some pity.
Bandits: "......" MMP, you are the legendary drama spirit!
"Please! You please! ”
Watching the woman in white leave, looking at the ten taels of silver in her hand, more than thirty thieves glanced at each other, silently with tears in her eyes.
"Boss, let's ..... Is this the first business to open? ”
Behind him, a bandit asked weakly, and everyone looked at the big boss.
Nodding, the big boss nodded as a matter of course, "Of course, let's see..... I'll just say that bandits are a very promising trade, look, in just a few days, we have made money that the village may not have been able to earn in a year! ”
threw away the ten taels of silver in his hand, and for some reason, the bald man had a sour nose and his eyes turned red.
"Don't worry, it will be better in the future, sell grain chickens, ducks, pigs and sheep, go back to the village to kill pigs and sheep to celebrate, and continue tomorrow!"
Day 2......
The path leading to Lanruo Temple.
"Heroine spare her life!"
With a long sword around his neck, the bald man raised his hands in surrender and pleaded out from his mouth.
"You opened this mountain?"
Nod.
"You planted this tree?"
Nod.
"Unplugged!"
Bandits: "......"
Forced to uproot trees.....
Of course, after this incident, when the thieves were rejoicing with the ten taels of silver they earned from their first business, Xu Xian and Yang Chan were finally ready to go out.
Of course, I don't know if everything is in a hurry or what, when Yang Chan played with a Taiyi Gengjin dagger borrowed from the second brother and asked if everyone wanted to go to Qingqing together.
Almost unanimously, all of them gave a negative answer.