212 Just the best
Falling in love?
Professor Han sneered disdainfully. What does he want that thing for? Eat?
"Boring!"
"Hey, what type of girl do you like? Tell me about it, I'll introduce it to you. There are a lot of excellent women in our company. ”
"Get out. Don't bother Lao Tzu with these things that don't have ass and eyes. I still have a lot of things going on in my lab, so I don't have time to mess around with you. ”
"Professor Han, you don't like men, do you?" In the face of Professor Han's cold words, Xiao Nai didn't care at all, and chased him all the way to the laboratory.
Professor Han was speechless, knowing that Xiao Nai must have had another problem at work, it was nothing more than someone in the headquarters who looked at him unpleasantly and made trouble for him, and he was not happy, so he came to annoy him. Isn't that the case every time? With his toes, he guessed whether it was good or not?
In order to purify himself, Professor Han stopped, looked at Xiao Nai, and said very seriously: "Old Xiao, you know me. Whatever it is, I just want the best. ”
Xiao Nai was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "I know, and then what?" ”
"Then, male or female, I only want the best. I ask you, who is the best man in Jiangnan Province? ”
Although he didn't want to admit it, Xiao Nai thought about it and said, "Ye Chengshu." ”
"He has a wife, so it's invalid. Even if it's for research, you can't ruin someone's marriage. Professor Han vetoed and asked, "Who is the best woman in Jiangnan Province?" ”
This time, Xiao Nai said without hesitation: "Lingse! ”
"She also has a husband. So it's still invalid. ”
Xiao Nai reacted and smiled very brightly, "Professor Han, this is a trap question. No matter how I answer, the result is one, you won't be in love. Don't want me to introduce you either. ”
"Just know." Professor Han pouted, "But I'm not perfunctory to you, to be honest, I've been in Jiangnan Province for more than three months, and the only people who can make me look at them are Ye Chengshu and Gu Lingse." ”
"Ye Chengshu, you are casual. Lingse, that's my person, you are not allowed to touch it. ”
"Lao Tzu never thought about whether it was good to get involved with Gu Lingse!" Professor Han had a hot temper and began to yell again, "Xiao Nai! If you don't have anything to do, go and help me clean the utensils! Don't stand here, it's an eyesore! ”
Xiao Nai smiled softly, obediently rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, and began to help Professor Han work as a dishwasher. In the past, Han Mei would directly let him get out of his laboratory. Thinking about it this way, Han Mei was already much more kind to him.
Looking at Xiao Nai's back, Professor Han suddenly said, "Old Xiao, if I don't show up in the morning, you ......"
"I'll just eat the aura." Xiao Nai said without looking back, and his tone was very calm. It's like saying, let's eat noodles at noon today, that's the feeling.
"Damn. Fortunately, Lao Tzu appeared in time to stop your bestiality. Otherwise, Ye Chengshu didn't slap his face with words just now, he would directly slap his face. "Even if Professor Han had his prefrontal lobe removed, he was a little scared, which is really lucky......
"Five years ago I had countless opportunities to eat the aura, but I didn't. I want to save the most precious first time for the day we got married. But now that I think about it, my reservation is cheaper than Ye Chengshu. "It was when I kissed Lingse this morning that I really knew how much I wanted her. ”
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Professor Han hurriedly clapped his hands, "Stop, don't say anything more." I don't want to know where your bestiality comes from. Not interested. ”
"You asked first." Xiao Nai was aggrieved.
Professor Han frowned and asked again, "So Xiao Nai, what did you give Gu Lingse in the morning?" "No matter how sweet a person sleeps, even if he sleeps like a dead pig, and someone is about to take off his clothes, it is impossible to be completely unresponsive, right? That's not a man, that's a dead man!
"I knew I couldn't hide it from you, Professor Han." Xiao Nai smiled calmly, put the cleaned utensils on the test bench, and said with a smile: "Stability." ”
"Grass!" Professor Han was really angry, "Xiao Nai, you don't have a good brain, do you?" You actually gave Gu Lingse sleeping pills? Are you really crazy? In order to get Gu Lingse, you have already begun to do whatever it takes to get to this point? ”
"Only half a piece." Xiao Nai said lightly.
"Another half is also a sleeping pill! Gu Lingse is in good health, you feed her that thing to eat, do you want to kill her? She already has high blood pressure, if she takes medicine indiscriminately-" The words were suddenly intercepted, Professor Han pursed his lips, didn't say anything superfluous, just said: "I don't care what nasty thoughts you have in your head, it has nothing to do with me." I'll just say one thing, even if you want to rape, don't do that on my turf. I don't need to provoke Ye Chengshu for you. ”
"Is even Professor Han afraid of Ye Chengshu?" Xiao Nai asked meaningfully.
"I'm afraid!" Han Mei said calmly: "Why aren't you afraid? In Jiangnan Province, it is one acre and three points of land of their Ye family. To put it mildly, the Ye family wants me to die on the third watch, who dares to keep me until the fifth watch? I'm crazy, so I went to provoke Ye Chengshu. ”
"But I'm going to provoke Ye Chengshu. What to do? ”
"I don't care what you do." Professor Han was not interested at all, "It's still the same sentence." What you're going to do has nothing to do with me, as long as you don't get me involved. ”
"But Ye Chengshu has already decided that you are from my side. If Ye Chengshu wants to deal with me, you naturally can't escape. Xiao Naiwan smiled, "Don't forget, how desperate Ye Chengshu's methods of dealing with political enemies are. ”
"Less fart. Ye Chengshu is not blind, even if he is blind, he must know that I have no intention of participating in the fight between you. I'm a doctor, a university professor. What can I mix? ”
Xiao Nai just smiled and didn't speak. Consciously began to help Professor Han as a little assistant.
Every time he was upset, he would come to Han Mei and give him a hand to help or something. The time of the day passed quite quickly. The noisy mood can also be miraculously calmed down. Han Mei's laboratory is the best place for him to relax and organize his thoughts.
Fortunately, he was in a hurry from the beginning, and now he can take out what Han Mei wants in an orderly and accurate manner, because of this, Han Mei does not rush people now, but leaves him and treats him as a strong laborer. Han Mei has more free assistants, and he has also found a place to relax, killing two birds with one stone, and everyone benefits.
Good thing.
The good thing is not only Xiao Nai and Professor Han, but also one person.
Gu Lingse!
Her cheekbones were about to explode with laughter, but you can imagine how excited the expression on her face was. It's just that compared to the joy on Lingse's face, Ye Tezhu beside her had a ...... expression Well, it's not pretty.
"Ye Chengshu, you are so handsome dressed like this!" Afraid that the man would refuse, Lingse hurriedly patted his ass.
Ye Chengshu stood in front of the mirror, looking at himself in the mirror speechlessly, and raised his eyebrows, "Really? ”
"Really!" The spirit chick nodded as if pecking rice, "Very handsome!" Movie stars aren't as handsome as you! ”
Ye Tezhu hooked his lips confidently, "I have always been more handsome than movie stars. ”
Lingse wrinkled the tip of her nose, "Hey, you're not modest. ”
"Wife, forget about this dress. Buy it home, I'll wear it alone for you to see. How about we change clothes today? "Ye Tezhu is also in trouble.
"No way!" Lingse said half-coquettishly and half-threateningly: "Didn't you promise me, as long as I am happy, I can tell you to do anything." It's just that if you wear a dress, you're going to regret it? ”
This time, even the saleswoman couldn't stand it and said, "Madam, Mr. is wearing this dress...... It's not quite right. ”
"Look!" Ye Chengshu immediately put on an expression of disobedience.
"What's wrong with it?" Lingse nodded stubbornly, "My husband is in such a good figure, he looks good in hole-prone jeans and T-shirts." Show off his figure! Even Ye Chengshu's tempting waistline is exposed!
The saleswoman blinked, recalled the appearance of the guest when she came in, and immediately shook her head, "It's not suitable, it's too inappropriate!" ”
Ye Chengshu retreated and said, "Wife, this loophole jeans can be kept." But this T-shirt is ......" Pointing to the T-shirt with almost no fabric, Ye Chengshu said helplessly: "Let's change to a normal one." ”
As he spoke, Ye Chengshu hurriedly glanced at the saleswoman and motioned her to hurry up and give herself the normal blouse.
The saleswoman received Ye Chengshu's hint, nodded, took out the yellow plaid shirt that had been prepared a long time ago, and said, "Madam, you see, first of all, this shirt is very bold in color, and secondly, the irregular cut of its hem is also very chic. Unlike a normal shirt, this dress does not give an old-fashioned feeling, but is still very fashionable. With Mr.'s hole jeans, it looks good when worn. ”
Seeing that Ling's face was a little shaken, the salesperson continued to sell while the iron was hot, "Also, madam, you are also wearing a yellow T-shirt and jeans today." Sir, if you wear this dress, you are a couple. In fact, couples don't have to be exactly the same, the matching of colors and the use of small accessories can be more brilliant! ”
"Ye Chengshu, what do you think?"
According to Ye Chengshu, whether it is this fishing net or that yellow plaid shirt, it is not very good. If you had to choose one of the two, it would be a yellow plaid shirt. At least, there were no holes in that shirt, and at least, the shirt was normal.
So Ye Tezhu didn't think about it, so he insisted, "I like shirts." ”
At this moment, Lingsheng finally thought of her husband's identity, so she nodded with satisfaction, "Then this one!" ”
Ye Chengshu breathed a sigh of relief, took out his wallet from Lingse's bag, and quickly asked, "How much is it in total?" ”
"Which shoes either?" The saleswoman asked.
Lingse nodded, "Of course!" How can you wear leather shoes in jeans, how ugly! ”
Ye Tezhu, who has a strict wife, only dares to refute in his heart, those leopard print shoes are ugly!
After paying the bill, Lingse took the rejuvenated Ye Tezhu and walked out of the mall happily. That happy little expression, not to mention how annoying it is.
Wearing clothes that he usually barely wears, Ye Chengshu was indescribably uncomfortable and awkward. But his wife is happy, it's worth it!